[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, Konmoto-ji Temple—

The bone girl was invited by Senior Mustard Seed, whom she hadn't seen for a long time, and came to Konmoto Temple, which she hadn't seen for a long time.

Looking in from the dilapidated door, you can still see the hideous Daocheng Temple bell hanging in the temple. The trails on both sides are still as dilapidated as ever. ——Bone girl can't understand the behavior of dividing the tea pot, obviously it is very difficult to grow grass and flowers in hell.

After thinking this way, he raised his foot and walked in.The bone girl looked around, she came a little earlier than the agreed time, senior Jiezi hadn't arrived yet, it was indeed Fenfucha Fusang who invited Senior Jiezi first, and then the senior found her.

——Does Fenfu Chagao want to test the chances of surviving being beaten for the fifth time?

"...No! Why are you here, bone girl-san!"

Fenfu Chake saw the bone girl from a distance, subconsciously dragged his tail and hid behind the trees.

"Senior Mustard Seed invited me to come and practice with her, not to test the odds, so why are you doing it? Senior's wood pulp hurts the face very much."

"Because I heard that only she knows how to grow plants and flowers in hell, I want to make Konmotoji more beautiful."

The small paws of the Fenfu Tea Kettle grabbed the dead tree trunk, looked up at the bare branches above, and looked a little sad from a distance.

Legend has it that it was turned into a teapot in order to repay a kindness. Why does a teapot have such a strange aesthetic.The bone girl pursed her lips and took a step forward to step on the withered grass: "Plants and flowers... Master Ghost Lantern also knows how to plant them in hell."

"Eh?" Fenfu Chake was taken aback.

"Did you spread such a large clump of snapdragon grass in the backyard of Yan Modian by yourself?"

"I want to grow normal, secular plants!"

Fenfu Chake made up the picture of planting snapdragons in the courtyard of Konbenji Temple—it felt that it would be scolded to death by its master.

"Why hasn't Miss Mustard come here..."

It walked out from behind the tree trunk dejectedly, and gave up the topic with the bone girl, although it was still pulling its own tail in its hand, to the civet cat, the behavior of the bone girl a long time ago was simply a nightmare.

"The appointed time is still early, and senior shouldn't arrive so soon. When she arrives, it will be your death day,... By the way, can the temple be used for cultivation?"

Remembering Senior Jiezi's original intention of inviting her, the bone girl stared at the slightly desolate temple with wide eyes, unable to imagine the life of practicing here.

"Master Ghost Lantern brought Ms. Jiezi to practice once. It is said that the effect is not bad. Afterwards, he will visit occasionally, and then go berserk and attack, but Master and Master Baizang... take me back." Fenfu Chake said and flinched at the end. for a moment.

The bone girl looked at it quite understandingly. From the outside, it looked like a teapot made of metal, and the hardness was proper. A master like the old man Shouhe didn't know if it was lucky or unlucky.

The hideous Daocheng Temple Bell had already closed his eyes and began to rest. Seeing that the bone girl did not respond, Fenfu Chake continued to trot silently back to dig a hole on the lawn. Since lifeless withered grass covers the entire courtyard of Konmoto Temple, there must be a lot of it.

Why not just get some fake turf and lay it out here?

The bone girl raised her hand and recalled the thorny fake turf that can often be seen in some stores in this world. It shouldn't be affected by the environment of hell, right?

Or is it that the fake turf will be burned to the point of ignition by the temperature of hell and turn Konmoto Temple into a sea of ​​flames?The bone girl found a dead tree and sat down against it. When she looked up at the sky, her mind was wide open. That’s right, if the fire from the sky floated down, Konmoto Temple would also be on fire now. Dead grass and dead wood are once famous and are often used now. Firewood.

The flame in the sky floated down according to the will of the bone girl...

……

floated down?

"Senior Mustard Seed?"

From the fire ball, the white fluffy figure of Senior Mustard Seed could be vaguely seen, and the bone girl froze for a moment before carefully observing the composition of the fire ball.

Cyan flames wrapped around several things that looked like wheels, and traced across the sky.Senior Mustard Seed lay on the fence of the car and waved the wood pulp at himself, although he still had that expression of nothing on his face.In addition, the driver of the motorbike next to her is suspected to be the owner's big cat wearing a red scarf. From the bone girl's point of view, it looks more like the transparent isolation belt wrapped around the cat's neck.

In fact, it’s nothing, just a cat riding a motorcycle. The only strange thing is that the cat looks more like scaring children.The bone girl rubbed her chest to comfort herself, turned her head and saw Fenfu Chake's subconscious hiding, she stood up from the dry grass after some consideration, and walked in that direction.

"Bone Girl, this is an employee of the Transportation Department, the train. I met it on the road, and it seemed to be very interested in Konmoto Temple, so it took me along."

Miss Mustard jumped two steps to the side of the bone girl and introduced that the train, which was too tall to look like a cat, also turned off the motorcycle, and the blue flame that the bone girl was worried about was extinguished in an instant.

It seems that there is no need to worry about how to escape from the flames.The bone girl calmed down and nodded slightly to the train: "Hello, I'm a bone girl."

"Oh, yelling for the bone girl of hell, right? I have heard Lord Ghost Lantern mention you. Do you mind if I go with you?"

Covered in weird fur, the train that looked like a cat moss from a distance took off its goggles and put its motorcycle away: "I heard that this is a training place for the weak, so I came here without any further preparations." , you don’t need to bring clothes and food, right? It’s really exciting, is the place where the protagonists cultivate friendship looks like this?”

The train spoke in a longing and vicissitudes tone, looking around.

Even if you have never been here to practice bone girls before, you can be sure that Konmoto Temple is definitely not a place for the weak to practice. Don't you know how powerful the little white fluffy figure next to you is? !

The bone girl felt that she couldn't survive the rampage of Senior Mustard Seed, and if she could, she really wanted to drag her to deal with Yu Zaoqian.

The bone girl who was always thinking about plotting against Tamazamo sighed, even if she was soft and hard, she should have been accepted by the tengu at Mount Atago as her apprentice, otherwise she wouldn't be bothered by being so weak now.

"So, what about attracting people? Isn't this a bloody RPG game, but a survival and escape game?"

"Ah, the guide is afraid of the train, and your fire will set Konmoto Temple ablaze, so he went aside to fetch water."

The bone girl opened her mouth to talk nonsense, and casually pointed to a well in the distance. Now if Fenfu Chake and Jiezi collide with her, she will really die.Before they meet, Senior Jiezi must be lured to the old crane guard who is suspected of being able to stop Senior Jiezi's rampage.

She absolutely doesn't want to make unnecessary sacrifices, even if she sacrifices, she doesn't want to sacrifice herself.

"Oh—it's been a long time since I experienced such an exciting thing. It's been a long time since I went to the RPG world of the Great Burning Hell with Lord Ghost Lantern. I'm getting older and less passionate about things."

Unexpectedly, instead of walking on two feet, it landed on all fours like an ordinary cat. The train led the way to the temple hall, thinking about its past life while walking.

Che Sang and the old man Shouhe will definitely be able to chat happily.Recalling a civet cat wearing a cassock who was chattering to a certain level in the mouth of the Fenfu tea pot, the bone girl had this premonition.Her hunches were always right, at least in her own eyes.

"The train-san's appearance doesn't tell his age at all."

"It can't be used to look at it. Cats are always old without knowing it. Don't pet cats in this world can only live for 15 years? Even when they are old, it is difficult to walk by themselves. I used to I also pulled the broken scooter with infinite vitality, and only assembled this monster-powered motorcycle by myself when I couldn’t pull it anymore. I think I’m about to die soon.”

The train wagged its tail, and the bone girl looked at the train's motorcycle. It turned out that the prototype of this car was a wooden car... Is it really okay, monster power or something, it was wasting my life.

The bone girl looked at the train that claimed to be "end of life", and lowered her head to glance at her palm.Just don't think too much about it.

"Che-san is very young, you can't tell from the outside at all."

Miss Akuko went to Konmoto Temple side by side with the train, and praised her.

The interior of Konmoto Temple was still in stark contrast to the dilapidated courtyard outside, and the bone girl even wondered if the old man Shouhe deliberately asked his disciples to make the courtyard of Konmoto Temple colorful and green to confuse Master Baizang.

According to the legend, they are actually enemies. It is said that Master Baizang ate the old man Shouhe's colleagues and pretended to be a bony girl who would believe it.No, just say that it would be better if that was the case.

"Hello, Miss Mustard, you brought your friends here this time, do you still want to relieve your resentment towards Tanuki?"

A cassock civet cat stood expressionlessly in front of the few people who pushed the door in. The bone girl carefully glanced at Senior Mustard Seed, it was fine, and was pulled by the train.

In this way, you don't have to worry about your senior running away and hurting yourself, Chacha-san GOOD!

"Oh, this is the place to practice? Are you the old man who guards the crane? I have heard your name for a long time. I am the train who came here to practice. What do you want to do in practice? Take a cold shower? Do odd jobs? If it is a challenge, I have no problem at all." Train A series of questions were thrown out, and finally a label of "no problem at all" was put on to show his expectation.

...What kind of practice was that? The current protagonist of Chacha-san doesn't need to practice at all, as long as the author writes "two years later", he can fly and run without any effort at all!

The bone girl shrank back from the train to avoid looking at the fox Baizang who came out with the civet cat, even if she couldn't beat it, it's better not to touch it if you can, the smell of the fox is still bad.

Comparing the two, Senior Mustard Seed is simply a little angel, even though she likes to eat dung...

... The bone girl tilted her head and sighed helplessly. There are still no perfect animals in the world.

"Oh? Please come in, please come in. No one has been to Konmoto Temple for a long time. Even if you are happy and leisurely, it is boring. When you are old, it is better to find some fun in your life, otherwise you can only live in Wenxin Granules." Live the rest of your life."

Rest assured that you will still go to hell after death, there is no need to worry about this kind of problem at all.The corners of the bone girl's eyes twitched, she felt that she was about to become a pure joker.

"That is to say, now painkillers are bought in bags by the bag, and they don't work very well. Every time I come back from work—oh, my old waist starts to protest."

Holding mustard seeds in its mouth and trying to suppress itself, the train walked into the temple happily talking with the old man who guarded the crane. He didn't know if he took off his shoes, but left a few shallow footprints in the corridor anyway.

The bone girl hesitated for a while, but took off her shoes. After stepping on the wooden plank, she looked up and saw the tall cassock fox standing in front of her with a smile.It seems that the fox has always been smiling. This is the same reason as Senior Mustard Seed's inability to see the expression.

"It's nice to see you again, Miss Bone Girl's complexion is a little pale, is her lifespan near the end?"

"..."

She didn't have any ruddy complexion to call her a skeleton!