[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

"Bone girl-san, there is a pit ahead."

After talking with Shi Lantern, the bone girl has been in this absent-minded state.

She no longer paid attention to the distance she had been deliberately keeping from the ghost lamp before, and even nodded blankly when the ghost lamp proposed "go to a place together".Ghost Lantern stroked her chin, and stopped the bone girl from walking with a sound.

Hearing that there was a hole in front of her, she stopped subconsciously and looked at the flat red stone road in front of her. There was no hole.She raised her head and looked at the ghost lamp suspiciously, who stared at her for a long time.

The two stood in the middle of the road and looked at each other. Fortunately, few people passed this trail, otherwise some residents would become ghosts of the ghost lamp.

——Because it disturbed him to observe his subordinates.

"It's better to be careful when walking, it's rare for Bone Girl Sang to be in a daze."

Withdrawing his gaze, Gui Deng stood on the spot and signaled the bone girl to follow. At this time, the bone girl seemed to be a little more awake, and stopped after walking a few steps.

"Where is Master Ghost Lamp going?"

"Bone girl-san has been in hell for so long, and she hasn't been in a hazy car yet."

"Eh?" The bone girl was surprised, she had never sat before... how did the other party know this?This should be considered personal privacy, right?

"The operating records of the hazy car will be checked regularly by Yan Modian." Gui Deng explained lightly.

Dare to feel that privacy is of little use in hell... The bone girl followed the ghost lamp in a daze.

"One of the traffic tracks on the Oboro car is a great view of hell, so I want to take a bone girl-san to take a look."

"……Oh."

Going down is the residential area of ​​hell, ghosts who are not jailers will live there, and I heard that some monsters will also live there.The transportation industry in the residential area is actually very developed, and even the trams that Yan Modian does not have have been built.

...In other words, why take the Oboro car when there is a tram?Is the feeling of defying hell from the sky a good sight for Ghost Lamp?The bone girl shrinks her neck, the possibility seems very high...

...In other words,...Why did Lord Ghost Lamp ask me to see the scenery?She is not the kind of person who despises hell and has a sense of accomplishment!Or did she look a lot like a jailer who just watched the scenery and fished?The bone girl rubbed her chest in horror, she does often touch the fish snapdragon after work...

...In other words, why are you looking for her! !Mr. Ghost Lantern, do you have one of the biological experiments you did on her, where you have to go to and meet the conditions in order to unlock the new FLAG to be successful? !

"Bone girl-san?"

The bone girl's expression changed from admiration to doubt in the eyes of the ghost lamp in front of her, and finally her mouth grew as if she was frightened. Such a colorful expression was never seen before. She rubbed her chin and wondered what the other party was thinking. He said hello to the side of the car, and called the bone girl by the way.

"...Ah, hello, I am a bone girl."

"This is the brother of Qiezi's father, the No. [-] Obscure Vehicle of Obscure Car Traffic." There was a strange silence after Ghost Lantern's words.

You must have just come up with the name Ghost Lamp Lord!The bone girl stared at the hazy car with a big head and three white eyes similar to Eggplant... No. [-], and there were several cars that looked exactly like him beside him... Eggplant's mother is really amazing.

I have the highest respect for the eggplant mother bone girl who has never been seen before. She has reached a point where ordinary aesthetics cannot understand.

Paying attention to the bone girl who started to daze again, Ghost Lantern exchanged a few words with the obscuring car, then pulled her away who was still wandering and got into the obscuring car.

"Eh?"

"Bone girl-san, please sit still. The Oboro is moving forward in the form of flying. It may be a little weightless. If you are not careful, you will fall from a high altitude."

Gui Deng let go of her hands and knelt down in front of the bone girl. Seeing this, she couldn't help being infected by the atmosphere in the car, and also knelt down.

...how does it feel a little bit wrong.

The bone girl remembers that the structure of the Oboro car was used by noble princesses and ministers in ancient times. Several generations of reincarnations have been in small villages, and the taste of poverty has long been engraved in the bones of the bone girl. It's really awkward.

When she was sitting upright, as the ghost lamp said, her whole body was slightly tilted, and she couldn't help but pull open the curtain beside her to look out, and she was flying on the trajectory of a rocket ascending to the sky.

——Could it finally reach the second speed of the universe and then escape from hell or even from the earth?

"No, at least it will stop after reaching a certain speed, otherwise it will easily cause discomfort to most passengers."

"Master Ghost Lantern, please don't peek at the narration without authorization."

The bone girl turned her back to the ghost lamp and observed the very beautiful scenery according to the ghost lamp.

In fact, it is the road leading to the Equality Hall behind Taishan Hall. The bone girl didn't know much about the four kings behind, but she also heard that the torii gate of Taishan Hall can bring some warmth to the dead passing by, because Afterwards, the Bingshan River is a section of the road that no matter how much you wear, you can't resist the cold.

"...Why did Lord Ghost Lamp bring me here?"

From a high place, both the Torii Gate and the Ice Mountain River look like a picture, which is very beautiful, but she still can't understand the reason why the ghost lamp brought her here. After all, the bone girl is not a monster who tends to think too much.

It is said that people's emotions and thoughts are controlled by the brain. Is it a gift from God that a bone girl without a brain can still think and even feel afraid?

I even feel... a little bit blocked.

"Bone Girl Sang, why do you think I brought you here?"

Ghost Lantern didn't even look at the scenery outside the curtain, and seemed to be resting on the spot.

"...Ah, I'm not sure."

It can't be because I'm about to die that I took her to visit hell for the last time... The bone girl just learned about this from Brother Stone Lantern. What other possibilities are there?

The unsure bone girl turned her head, was startled by the ghost lamp's eyes and almost fell out of the obscuring car flying at high altitude.

Lord Ghost Lantern, don't stare at her with scary eyes, especially when you do this, it's much scarier than usual!

"..." Ghost Lantern met her gaze, understood the meaning of the bone girl and looked away, and reminded by the way, "Bone girl Sang, please sit in, that position is not safe."

"……Oh."

"It feels like you've been in a bad mood recently. I asked the jailers in the Knife Mountain Hell, and they said that you were often bitten by goldfish when raising snapdragon grass. I thought you would feel better if you went out for a stroll... It happened What's the matter, bone girl-san?"

"...Ah, it's nothing, I always feel better now."

It turns out that Lord Ghost Lamp didn't take me to some biological laboratory for experiments, but... very ordinary out of concern, he asked me out.

"If it's the jailers who make any troubles, they are always welcome in the Shimu class of Yan Modian. If it's the atrocities of the dead... The Unhappy Office has a new batch of iron maidens, and the number can be called."

Meeting Ghost Lantern's calm eyes, the bone girl touched her heartless chest that jumped up inexplicably.

…Eh wait, is this a date in some sense?

...Eh, wait, is this jump of joy caused by the throbbing of a girl?

...Eh, wait, can she still be considered a girl?

Thinking of her age of thousands of years, the bone girl choked on her own question.

"Is it really okay? Your face still looks bad."

"...Well, it's all right now."

The bone girl, who was depressed when she learned that her death was approaching, felt a little warmer, and the torii gate below is still a little bit useful.The oboroche is still moving forward, and it should be the bamboo forest near the city king.

——Then, first of all, she had to avoid her own death, so she had to go to Tamamo the first time.

——Let’s go like this, Lord Ghost Lantern, please wish her all the best.