[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

"Actually, there are only modern art exhibitions in hell."

After being questioned by the police, Ghost Lantern, who was also very interested in the Bai Ze specimen, asked the bone girl who was traveling with her for her opinion, and then led the way to the other side of the ancient art exhibition: "Because hell's definition of ancient times is rather vague, no matter how early it is. Everything can be found in hell, so people feel that there is no need for the ancient art exhibition, until one day, only the Picasso-level beast who has confidence in himself starts to participate in the modern art exhibition.”

The beast could replace Bai Ze's name without thinking too much. The bone girl saw that keeping a distance of three steps from the ghost lamp might be awkward in the eyes of the king of five reincarnations, Ji Zhong, so she awkwardly followed the strange thing that had just been achieved. Behind the friendship.

"Because the chaos at the scene attracted many passers-by to watch, the modern art exhibition was originally only a place for people who are interested in art to communicate, and it was not a particularly well-known event. The existence of art exhibitions... Well, it’s not a big problem to arouse residents’ interest in art, but everyone’s views are different, so there are “modern supporters” and “ancient supporters” and “goldfish Grass supporters'."

The corner of the bone girl's eyes twitched, why does the snapdragon have supporters!The meaning of the word snapdragon is different from that of modern and ancient times, both in terms of part of speech and meaning, okay?

Just like the "beast" in the mouth of Ghost Lantern, there is another strange proponent who proposes that without thinking too much, he must be the Lord Ghost Lantern who speaks righteously in front of him.

"The ancient art exhibition was proposed by Ms. Iyenami of Yan Modian. At that time, Duoyipo and Xuanyiweng were also involved. In addition, there were various jailers at the Dragon Spin and the coelacanth of Abi Hell. , Brother Tulong, etc., are still a very large organization. After attaching the conditions for the establishment of the "Snapdragon Zone", I passed the application for this event. Later, due to insufficient funds, I designed it to be held together with the Modern Art Exhibition. After several years The exploration gradually became official. By the way, the idea of ​​selling the photobook requested by Duoyi Po and the album of Maki Miki requested by Xuan Yiweng to be sold at the art exhibition was unanimously denied by everyone, which is also a rare modernist. Unite with the opinions of the ancient school."

Is the emotional snapdragon area independent from the ancient and modern art exhibition?The bone girl looked back at the snapdragon that had gone away behind her. The exhibits around her were becoming more and more modern, and more and more...abstract.

Not quite used to this type of painting, the bone girl seems to have seen the artwork painted with the rocks of the black rope hell on the back wall of Yan Moden. At that time, I heard that it was the national treasure left by Mr. Katsushika Hokusai in Yan Moden. I went to see it, but who knew that not only did I not see the national treasure, but was told that "Mr. Katsushika Hokusai's painting is under this steel skylight", and the bone girl who had been entangled for a long time went back in frustration.

I originally wanted to see works of world-class national treasures, but I didn't expect to be covered up by this kind of painting.The bone girl can't say that abstract art is bad. After all, Picasso has been popular for thousands of years because of this art. It is said that he was pardoned by hell and entered a life in heaven because of his great contribution to this world.It can only be said that everyone's aesthetics are different.

Moreover, modern art exhibitions tend to be more and more abstract. The bone girl looked at the art exhibitions with unknown bodies, whether sticky, hard, round or square, and hesitated whether to follow.

If she could, she wanted to act alone now, and walking with Mr. Ghost Lantern always felt a little creepy and awkward in her heart.The girl pursing her lips carefully considered the success rate of sneaking away and the possible consequences. If she later told Mr. Ghost Lantern that she was separated, how likely was the other party to believe it?

The bone girl doesn't have a pen, and hasn't studied modern probability, so she can't calculate it accurately.

"Ah, drawing paper, Xiaozhong, do you want to try drawing?"

Seeing the free supply of paper and pens on the street, the five reincarnation kings became interested, and turned to ask his assistant officer. The latter glanced at the bone girl who was entangled in the probability of success of slipping away, and walked up to pick up the paper and pen. .

The bone girl who followed Zhong also stepped forward subconsciously, not paying attention to the walking route of Zhong who turned a corner, and unknowingly walked behind the ghost lamp...

...then immediately retreated.

"...? Bone girl-san, do you want to try to draw two pictures?"

Sensing the movement of the person behind him, Ghost Lamp raised a pen and paper to the bone girl and asked.

"No need, my painting level and my confidence in myself are at the level of the first grade in junior high school."

The bone girl looked at the positions of the four of them, locked the target and shrank behind Zhong. The opponent was taller than herself, so she could cover her no matter what, since she started to hide, let's hide to the end.

The bone girl thought in a broken jar.

"So, I remember that this place was once occupied by that divine beast to perform performance art..." Knowing that he was hated, Ghost Lamp didn't dwell on this issue any longer, and looked around with three or two pieces of paper in his hand, If I didn't guess wrong, the person I was looking for must be around.

Just now he saw a small cat with a lump of hair on its head on the side of the road.After pondering for a while, the ghost lamp looked behind the bone girl, and as expected, a person who looked like a canteen lady with a turban on her head was sneakily preparing to leave.

Knowingly looking at Zhong who was unconsciously painting, Ghost Lantern's words were not so understanding: "Miss Zhong, there is a cafeteria aunt over there."

When the bone girl saw Zhong who had been working hard in front of her, she immediately turned her face back calmly, glanced behind her calmly, and continued to calmly lower her head to paint. In a very calm manner, Zhong rode a huge monster from her side in an instant, passing her and rushing towards him.

"Ah, Xiao Zhong is still so restless." The voice of the King of Samsara of the Five Paths sounded behind him.

"Indulging one's sanity once in a while is also a good way to reduce stress." Ghost Lantern commented.

This is simply Mr. Ghost Lantern, you have indulged your curiosity about Bai Ze's specimens.With a curse in her heart, the bone girl carefully looked at the... scorpion that Zhongzheng was riding, and felt that she was neither advancing nor retreating.

In front of her was a poison splashed with poisonous juice, behind her was a ghost lamp holding a mace, and the bone girl fell into an unprecedented predicament.

"...?" The King of the Five Paths of Reincarnation looked back and forth between the two of them with great interest, and asked beside him, "The bone girl...is there something wrong with Lord Ghost Lamp?"

"Well, she does this occasionally, please don't worry about it." Ghost Lamp nodded generously.

"So, is there any use for the bone girl to ask for the exorcism talisman? This and... no matter how small the power of this is, it will cause a lot of damage to her lifespan."

As a Taoist priest who has practiced in China for a long time, the King of Five Paths of Reincarnation knows something about the monsters of both countries. Even if he draws the simplest monster-exorcism talisman, the bone girl may not be able to bear it in her current condition.Seeing that the ghost lamp being questioned also shook his head, he couldn't help touching his chin curiously.

"Is there any effect on life expectancy?"

Hearing some fragments of the conversation clearly, the bone girl turned around and repeated it, blinking as if remembering something when the king of reincarnation asked, "...can you give me some?"

"Okay, no problem. But..." Wu Dao reincarnation king hesitantly glanced at the ghost lamp who was frowning and thinking. If she was not careful, she might kill the bone girl herself. There is such a risk that she has to get her boss Only if you admit it...

"I can find any props I need. If it is for sale, please let me know the price."

"No, no, it's not that question,... If the bone girl is interested, I will ask Zhong to bring a few to your dormitory later."

Almost reduced to a black-hearted peddler who sold personal items, the King of the Five Paths of Samsara clarified his character by waving his hands, and glanced at Zhong, who had started to make trouble over there, and agreed with the bone girl without any answer Require.

The modern art exhibition was messed up.

At least the bone girl felt that when she walked back to the center contentedly and stood obediently behind the five reincarnation kings, the exhibition area of ​​the modern art exhibition could no longer see its original appearance, and it was even more embarrassing than the Flower Street she destroyed back then.After a rough calculation of how much the reincarnation king of the Five Paths would need to pay for his assistant's actions, the bone girl quickly gave up the calculation. She is the mighty ten kings of hell and their assistants, so how could there be anything they couldn't afford to pay.

Ghost Lantern rolled up his kimono sleeves and walked into the ruined exhibition hall. In a hill carved from hell stone, he found Bai Ze stuck in a small mountain pass that only children were allowed to pass through.

"You kid...!"

Bai Ze gritted his teeth and stared at the expressionless Ghost Lamp exuding an aura of "winner".

"You seemed to be buried in the soil by Zashiki Doji last time. At least some of your joints can move this time. Be content."

"Did you tell the secret, you bastard! Xiao Zhong won't look around without someone's guidance!"

"Blame me? It's obviously the result of Miss Zhong's heart and soul, but you are so wolf-hearted. It's just that you are lucky to be stuck in a small cave. Don't worry, I will buy this work of art later and put it in the brazier of Zhonghe Hell to bake." Bake it for a while, at least you can finally see Ah Xiang."

……

Couldn't bear to listen to Ghost Lamp's declaration that it was too ghostly, so the bone girl covered her face and walked aside to watch the rescue team start cleaning. She still didn't understand why she was invited here. Didn't bring the phoenix's feather with you?Feel so boring.

Picking up the turquoise feather from the side and examining it carefully, the bone girl still couldn't find anything strange.

"Ah, Big Sister Bone Girl."

The bone girl raised her head, and Stone Lantern walked towards the bone girl with his younger brother made of stone.

"The title of the ancient art exhibition is very in line with your aesthetics, why don't you steal it home?"

"It's quite beautiful, but after I was caught stealing home, I felt that I would immediately be sent to Master Ghost Lantern's biological laboratory to do biological research, so let's forget it."

The bone girl recalled the big title of the ancient art exhibition spelled out with bones, she nodded and refused, glanced at the feather in her hand, glanced at the stone lantern twice, then raised the feather and asked: "Stone lantern...you know what the feathers of the phoenix are for Is it used?"

"Phoenix feathers? I don't know, but the phoenix is ​​a symbol of longevity. It should be a good supplement or something..."

Shi Lantern tilted his head and gave an uncertain answer. When he mentioned longevity, he looked at the bone girl with strange eyes. After hesitating for a long time, he asked shyly under the bone girl's retort: ​​"Big sister bone girl, you... I feel that your face is very pale recently, is your body okay?"

"Ok?"

"That's it, big sister bone girl, you may not live long."

The younger brother who was carried by the stone lantern answered instead of the hesitant elder brother.