[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, Avici Hell—

Hu Feng is the leader of the 500 billion insect jailers who rule the Avici Hell.

She didn't care much about "how 500 billion insects were stuffed into Abi Hell", but was interested in "how much salary 500 billion insects jailer Yan Modian gets paid every month", and looked at a bishi for a long time After Hu Feng, who had a big lantern, wondered why the other party didn't change his name to Big Needle Bee.

"Well, please."

Holding the stone lantern, the bone girl who was taken away by Lord Ghost Lantern after entering the territory of Abi Hell looked at the familiar scenery around her.I don't know how many times this is the first time, but this time she came with a purpose——

Well, in fact, there was a clear purpose every time before.

"Bone Girl-san also ordered a canopic jar in Egypt before? Are you still at home now?"

Ghost Lantern and Hu Feng were discussing something with four jars carved with different shapes in their hands, and they mentioned what they had seen and heard in Egypt from time to time, and finally they were satisfied with Big Needle Bee... Hu Feng nodded, and the latter took Flying into the distance with a long list.

Then he walked back, staring at the bone girl who was looking at the scenery for a long time, and looked at the stone lantern who was brought beside her, who was playing with her younger brother, and then suddenly spoke.

"Huh? Ah...um."

"Just leave it at home... What's the matter with Bone Girl Sang coming to Abi Hell?"

Avoiding the other party's dazed action, Ghost Lantern glanced around. The scenery is not very beautiful, and it is a bit more desolate than the glacier mountain I saw last time.Abi Hell is a very empty place, and the land is also very large. The dead basically fall in the air, so most of the jailers will gather in one place, so the large area is barren.

"I'm looking for a coelacanth..."

"Coelacanth? By the way, you seem to have found something like a 'coelacanth corpse' when you were shopping in Gaotianyuan before. Later, I went back and thought about it, and I think it is very irrational to commit a crime in hell."

It seems that the bone girl is identified as "a very irrational person now", and for the sake of the life of the coelacanth in Abi hell, the ghost lamp seriously prevents the other party's possible actions.

"But having said that, what's the use of the coelacanth's corpse? Bone Girl-san doesn't seem to have a cat."

How could it be possible to afford it? She has seen the train lady rubbing her motorcycle and smoking a cigar in her spare time more than once. Regardless of the maintenance fee of the shiny motorcycle, she is the same as the smoker. It's not healthy to be alone, although she doesn't seem to have lungs.

Touching her chest, the bone girl didn't know whether to feel happy or disappointed for the emptiness in her body.

He pulled the stone lantern to keep the latter from running around.In fact, what she really wanted was fish, and it didn't matter whether it was a coelacanth or not. If she really hunted and killed the coelacanth, she might be detained by animal protection organizations.But creatures like Hellfish Jailor are really hard to find...

"I want to buy some small dried fish." The bone girl said something perfunctory, trying to get Ghost Lamp's eyes away from the coelacanth.

"You can ask the jailer who went to inspect this world to bring you a few bags back. As the cat jailer, Mr. Han should also have stock. There are always very few cat jailors in hell, and there are very few present every time the cat jailers gather, so Xiao Dried fish is rarely sold. Maoyou is a kind of casual monster. It is said that among Maoyou's food, Mutian Liao hot pot accounts for the largest proportion, so merchants generally do not buy it."

The ghost lamp and the stone lantern, which was more guarded than the bone girl, looked at each other for a while. Seeing that the latter looked away awkwardly, touched his chin thinking about something, and turned his gaze to answer the bone girl's casual question.

"...there should be a lot of fish jailers, right? It shouldn't be so... In hell, the only piece of snapdragon in the courtyard of Yan Mo Temple can be counted as fish?"

"...Ah," Ghost Light suddenly realized, "The upper body of snapdragon grass is indeed edible, and it can be regarded as fish. Do you want it? Last year's production was good, and I am making medicine for a Chinese doctor in heaven. There are also some dried snapdragons left."

"No need." The bone girl refused expressionlessly.

Gui Deng stood in front of the bone girl with his chest crossed in pity. After Shi Lantern looked away, he continued to stare at him defensively for some reason. He had never had a good impression of bear children, so he continued to meet Shi Lantern's gaze without hesitation.

From the bone girl's point of view, the stone lantern was peeking at the ghost lamp and was found to look away and then continued to peek... Reflecting on her own thoughts, the bone girl rubbed the stone lantern's fluffy hair and drew his attention to herself.

Lord Ghost Lantern doesn't like children, if you keep staring at him like that, something will happen.The bone girl winked at the stone lantern.

It’s okay, I’m more concerned about what people who disagree with you look like, and I want to develop in this direction.Stone Lantern's calm eyes were facing Bone Girl.

"..."

"There are jailers of fish in Abi Hell, bone girl-san, would you like to take a look?"

"Huh?" The bone girl who was still in eye contact couldn't help but be taken aback when she heard the ghost lamp calling.

"The seaside place of Abi Hell is the hell where 'those who steal the sacrifices of the sea god' fall into. The punishment is to be thrown into the sea to experience the pain of being about to drown but cannot die, and the pain of countless fish gnawing on the body. Not far away, by the way, the water at Shenyang is also diverted from the Santu River."

"..."

Can anyone really achieve such a strange crime!The bone girl's eyes twitched, and she refused embarrassingly.She just wanted a few corpses of the fish jailer to lure Yegan,...but Mr. Ghost Lamp doesn't seem to agree with him doing this.

That's right, no one likes events happening right under their noses.

"So, there is also Ye Ganhou in Abi Hell, won't Ye Gan sneak attack the fish jailer in Shenyang?"

"Regarding this point, hell has a clear prohibition, just like cats are not allowed to enter and exit at the snapdragon exhibition. Wherever there are fish working, special personnel will be sent to protect them. If the special personnel cannot prevent them, the Wutiangou police will also come to deprive sinners. All the personal rights of the deceased were sent to hell and served as ordinary dead, so after a few incidents happened, they never happened again."

Hunting and killing jailers turned out to be such a dangerous thing.The bone girl frowned and pulled the corners of her mouth, and took a step back with the stone lantern. If Master Guideng knew about her usual behavior of abusing the jailers, would she also be sent to the Wutiangou police?

No, she probably died before it was delivered.

"Bone Girl-san hasn't answered me yet, what do you want to do with the coelacanth carcass, or the fish jailer?"

When the bone girl was secretly sad, the ghost lamp found the focus of the topic at the beginning, and wiped away a little bit of uneasiness in her heart.Fish are definitely a minority in hell. Even though he thinks goldfish are quite suitable as pet animals, he didn’t recruit too many at the beginning because of the harsh living conditions. At least it is less than the 500 billion insects led by Hu Feng. As for the bone girl Why did I become interested in fish... definitely not because I suddenly felt that fish soup was delicious.

"No... decorating the room."

The second time I was asked, the bone girl was a bit lacking in confidence, but she couldn't tell the whole story. If the ghost lamp knew that she was going to make trouble... I felt that there would be a very serious end, such as being locked up in a small dark room, being boiled and punished by heaven The pot, the be... will explode, and so on.

"... If the bone girl-san doesn't want to say it, don't force it, but please don't commit crimes in hell. Seng Zhengfang, the police officer of Wutiangou, is not a monster who is easy to talk about."

Datengu Sengzhengfang, his strength is at least at the level of Yuzaoqian, and may be higher. Even the ghost lamp who can shoot back Yan Mo's spells with one hand has the same evaluation of him, which shows that it is under the jurisdiction of the Wutengu police. What an unwise move to make trouble.

—Nevertheless, she must go.

They stayed on the path of Abi Jill for quite a while, until the ghost lantern signaled the bone girl to go to the foreign place, and she finally realized that she was able to follow the other party with the stone lantern that she had never spoken to.I always feel that today's stone lanterns are a bit strange.

"...Sister Bone Girl, you..."

"Tell me it'll be fine."

The bone girl comforted him softly, and rubbed his head again. To the child, this was actually an insult to his height and age, but Stone Lantern just remained silent and stopped talking.

——He probably can think of a use for the corpse of the coelacanth. If he didn't get it, it doesn't mean that the big sister of the bone girl will stop here. She is a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death, so she will definitely go to Yuzao.

Just don't understand when.

I just don't understand if Lord Ghost Lantern knows the news.

Stone Lantern touched his younger brother's rough stone surface, and decided to talk to Ghost Lantern later.

The bone girl's feeling to others is generally subtle, which is the conclusion drawn by Shi Lantern, who has known each other for many years.

It is mainly reflected in the fact that she doesn't like to associate with people she knew before.

Psychologically, this is a mentality of liking the new and disliking the old. However, after Stone Lantern came to Hell, he could not see any new roles around the bone girl. I also asked the employees of Saiheyuan, and most of them didn’t even know about it. the existence of the character.

It's right to think about it this way, the shouting hell is under the hall, and the horizontal and vertical distances from Saiheyuan next to Santuchuan are not known to be much different.If the employees of Saiheyuan know about the bone girl, then he can't help thinking about what earth-shattering things she did in hell.

Holding his brother who couldn't move, Shi Lantern scratched his fluffy hair, and finally gave up and put his brother on his head.In front of him was the gate of Yan Mo Temple guarded by two guards, surrounded by a few tree trunks.

— It seems that there is no way to get in.

Shi Lantern curled his lips, originally planned to talk to Mr. Ghost Lantern after parting ways with the bone girl. No matter what the problem is, even the ending of the fourth part of the Brave Fighter sold in Akihabara can be discussed. It is said that Mr. Ghost Lantern In private, he is also a dead house playing games.

Now it seems that there is no possibility of getting into Yan Modian.

The few people who occasionally passed by were obviously employees of the temple, and they were let go after talking to the guards. Because of the small number of people, the stone lantern couldn't follow one person and act as the other's child. After all, this is not a tram in this world.

Shi Lantern slapped himself on the head, his thinking leaped so much that even he couldn't keep up with it, he lost his composure in this situation.After touching the rough tree trunk, he took steps to leave.

"...Do you want to enter Yan Mo Palace, kid?"

A huge black shadow enveloped the stone lantern.

The source of light in hell is not clear, at least it is definitely not from the sun. The darker light makes the surroundings not particularly bright, but there is no problem in projecting the people behind the stone lanterns on the ground.

The stone lantern looked back, and there was a child with red hair biting his lower lip sitting on the other's shoulder and looking at him. At this time, he couldn't see anything. After turning his eyes away from the child, the giant next to him came into view. eye.

With the word "Yan" printed on the big hat and wearing a red kimono, it didn't take much thinking to know that the other party was the titular owner of Hell, King Yan Mo.

Although the gentle expression is less imposing compared to Lord Ghost Lamp.

Facing Yan Mo, who seemed to be abducting children, Shi Lantern took a step back, took off the younger brother from his head and hugged him in his arms, and raised his head to face him.

"..."

Then he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and called the Wutiangou police.

"Hey, Wutiangou police? I found a child abductor in front of Yan Mo Temple..."