[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Shi Lantern believes that he is not the first person to send King Yan Mo to the police station.

The Wutengu police were very efficient. After Shi Lantern turned his back to King Yan Mo and whispered on the phone, he turned around and looked at the other party for a few minutes, and several Wutengou fell from the sky.He didn't care about the recording process of the police station. He ignored the red-haired kid who came to pull him after being put down by Yan Mo Dawang, hugged his younger brother at the height of a kindergarten, and prepared to leave.

Standing with people with moral problems will also be suspected of having moral problems.The nominal master of hell actually has moral problems. Should he consider leaving hell after the death of the bone girl?

Stone Lantern thought about this question seriously.

"Wait—kid, I'm not a kidnapper, I'm his grandfather—really, really, do you think our eyes are similar?"

King Yan Mo hurriedly pulled back the stone lantern, supported the opponent's shoulders, blinked and looked at him pitifully, and by the way pulled his own grandson who was indifferent, trying to make a comparison.

"...No, to be honest, it's disgusting for such a big man to blink like a middle school girl."

King Yan Mo blinked and blinked his big eyes in place, as if he had been hit by a thunderbolt.

"And what does it look like? Your eyes are as big as half his head."

King Yan Mo turned his head and stared at his grandson... It seemed that he couldn't refute this aspect.But growing so tall is not what he hoped for!The size of the body is the representative of identity!

"There are also many modern people who recognize relatives casually on the street. Last time I saw a story about a child calling someone else's mother in order to drive away a thief, and then being taken by a woman to sell."

King Yan Mo felt that a heavy rock fell from the sky, and the unit became a ton under the nod of the red-haired grandson beside him.

"...If you don't come up with any evidence, King Yan Mo, we won't be able to deal with it, right? There have been frequent incidents of torturing the dead recently, and Master Seng Zhengfang also said that it is possible that some high-level officials secretly allowed such actions, so... "

So go find Mr. Ghost Lantern!He must be the mastermind behind the scenes!King Yan Mo couldn't understand how he could be regarded as a torturer who abused the dead because he was so kind.Carrying his grandson on his shoulders, King Yan Mo looked back and forth among the few policemen who came after receiving the call, hoping that someone would come out to testify for him.

The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. The policeman in front of him and King Yan Mo are not familiar enough to even know the appearance of the grandson of the other party. King Yan Mo is in a state where he cannot tell.

"Ah, this...he is my good grandson, how can I prove this?"

Hell ID card No one will be bored enough to stay with him every day, let alone his grandson is not yet old enough to apply for an ID card.After gesticulating in a hurry for a long time, King Yan Mo couldn't produce proof of his relationship with his grandson. Scratching his head and seeing the suspicion in the eyes of the policeman in front of him grow stronger, King Yan Mo looked around anxiously.

"..."

"Ghost Lamp--"

There are quite a few people who know King Yan Mo around the Yan Mo Temple. Looking to one side, you can just see the familiar background squatting on the ground studying something. The hell logo printed on the back and the red and black kimono all show his identity. Identity, King Yan Mo almost cried out with a sore nose.

Hearing his affectionate call, Ghost Lamp stood up from a distance, picked up his mace from the ground with one hand, and walked towards this side, holding a palm-sized snapdragon in his hand.

"...? My lord, have you finally been arrested by the police because you are too fat?" After judging the situation for a while, Gui Deng poked the fat on King Yan Mo's waist with a mace.

"Why do you get arrested for being too fat?"

"Recently, the black market in Hell is doing well. People who suck people's oil seem to be selling well. I thought the king was interrogated because he was too fat and suspected of pumping oil.... Shi Lantern, hello."

The ghost lamp greeted the stone lantern, and by the way, with a little force, the mace pierced into King Yan Mo's waist, causing the latter to scream.The assistant officer who was supposed to be sent to prison kicked the king Yan Mo with a broken waist without any guilt, caught the grandson of Yan Mo who almost fell, and took him aside to explain something to the Wutiangou police.

...so obvious crime scene police turn a blind eye?

The stone lantern squatted down beside the crying King Yan Mo, and slammed his younger brother onto the waist he was covering.

"Ahhh-"

"... King Yan Mo, so weak."

Taking back his younger brother in disgust, Shi Lantern turned around and faced the red-haired kid who was not a bit similar to King Yan Mo. He was about the same age as himself, but taller. .After building up his confidence in the strange place, he nodded secretly and looked towards the ghost lamp.

"Is there something wrong with the stone lantern? The bone girl Sang has returned to the dormitory safely?"

"Hmm...well, Lord Ghost Lantern, I want to discuss something with you."

Hell, the warehouse of ghost lamps inside Yan Mo Temple——

The hobby of the dead house is to let others appreciate their collections.

Whether Hideaki Anno filled the room with 2003 Masked Superman figurines for his wife to admire, or Mengyoko Anno felt that one row was not enough and added a few for her husband to watch. In addition to the paper bags, the most are all kinds of peripheral items placed in places that can be placed.

It is said that Hideaki Anno made a transformation belt for adults because the first Kamen Rider transformation belt he bought was for children.

"This is the first time I've heard of this. I always thought that after marriage, both interests and collections would be bound by the other half."

Picking up the mummy that is said to be a mermaid in Santuchuan, Ghost Lantern listened to the story of the stone lantern while admiring his collection.

"The wife of the main ruffian is a perfect housewife, and after staying with the dead house for a long time, she will assimilate herself."

Found a gap on the shelf, the stone lantern stared down at his younger brother, and put him on it without hesitation, the width and height were just right, it was a place specially made for his younger brother.The stone lantern nodded in satisfaction.

"It's a little bit more understandable. I have an old colleague who often infects his nerd attributes to his colleagues." Thinking of his disheveled childhood friend and the department he is currently staying in is full of "ghost soldiers and Taoist priests", the ghost lamp is serious. The ground answered.

"That's why the OTAKUs have to hide themselves. No matter what they do, they will be criticized by thousands of people. Akihabara, the only place where they can relax, has long been shrouded in an invisible low pressure."

"The Reception Division can also find a lot of ground-bound spirits in Akihabara. Most of them are obsessed with unreleased games that prevent them from leaving the world normally. To be honest, it is more troublesome."

"Master Ghost Lantern can set up a game development department to lure those earth-bound spirits. It is also a pretty good idea to create some games such as Dream Diary and Devilphobia Houqun for the dead to play. Mental pollution."

The collection of Ghost Lanterns is many and miscellaneous, but Stone Lantern has never seen the contents of DVDs and game discs. These items are generally necessary for shaking S. The bone girl used to collect a lot of them in this world and read them for a while. The poisoned game discs were, of course, mainly taken from the humans who entered the sea of ​​trees in Aokigahara.

"That's a good proposal. Next time I propose it at the Hell Meeting to see the response. Spiritual pollution... like "School Handsome"? Peng once recommended it."

"No, that's already mental pollution in another sense."

A topic came to an end with a burst of silence. The stone lantern went back and forth without finding the necessary items for shaking S, and then wandered back to the original place. Unexpectedly, the younger brother who was placed on the shelf had disappeared.

"..."

"Stone Lantern didn't come to me to discuss the life of Hideaki Anno and his wife, right?"

Shi Lantern turned his head, his younger brother was being studied in the hands of Ghost Lantern, the latter didn't say a word and Shi Lantern didn't care about him, he hesitated for a while and took two steps forward, facing Ghost Lantern.

"Well, I want to discuss the life of the bone girl big sister with Mr. Ghost Lantern."

Hearing this, Ghost Lantern slowly stopped turning over the lantern, and his eyes signaled Stone Lantern to continue talking.

"Sister Bone Girl, she...may go to Flower Street recently. If Mr. Ghost Lantern is free, please go shopping around."

What the bone girl did, Shi Lantern knew that he couldn't stop it, not only because of strength, but also because he was afraid that he would be dazzled by anger at that time.

The ghost lamp should be the representative of calm——

Volume [-] ending mission