[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Shouting hell, the bone girl room in the staff dormitory——

Bone girls are also aware of the fact that they will not live long.

She has been prepared for this kind of self-awareness, which is why her memory is so poor recently, and the number of times she is in a daze is also good. This is a manifestation of human aging.That's why he thought of going to Gaotianyuan to buy things, in order to struggle for his own survival after death.

She remembered that a long time ago, when she was still in Gaotianyuan, she was still a food god, and she learned about the composition of human beings through the education of Gaotianyuan Higher School.Corpse + Revenant.

After the death of human beings, the two parts are separated. As long as the dead soul does not die, the other party is not really dead to the gods in Gao Tianyuan. Memory, just like the bone girl.

If you really want to count, the bone girl is already a thousand-year-old old woman, because her memory has lasted for thousands of years.

Then another creature that I learned in Gaotianyuan High School is the monster.

It is said that the mission of the gods at the beginning was to protect human beings from monsters, but I don’t know when the relationship between monsters and gods became very good. For monsters who have reformed themselves—mainly serving sentences in hell or having not harmed human beings for a long time, the back door is opened, and reincarnation is especially allowed.

But the characteristics of the monsters themselves also make some monsters unable to get relief.For the object of resentment in life, if the other party is not killed by all means, the resentment accumulated by the monster itself will make the dead soul dirty, and the gods will hide their faces when they see it, let alone relieve the other party.

After this kind of monster dies, the dead soul will disappear with the corpse until it is completely dead. Even if the god wants to save the other party, how can there be reincarnation if even the dead soul can't be found?

Even if the bone girl knew that she couldn't be Yuzao's former opponent, it would be good to struggle before she died, at least she had to work hard for her own survival.Besides, she didn't want to die.

After living for so long, I definitely don't want to die.The bone girl packed up the stack of exorcising charms that she had brought to herself at the order of the five kings of reincarnation shortly after the modern art exhibition. She finally remembered why she wanted to buy those things when she went to Gaotianyuan.

Human corpse, whether she wins or not, the skin will definitely be tattered later.

The skeleton of the coelacanth was used to lure the fish-loving Tamamo-mae.It would be interesting if the exorcising charm could be pasted on Tamamo-mae's face.But without the coelacanth, now she can only use other methods to force it in.

On the contrary, she still couldn't remember what it was for Mr. Ghost Lamp's red and black kimono.

The bone girl walked two steps to the kimono with the logo of hell printed on the back, hesitated for a moment and reached out to touch it.

I don't know what it's useful for, but it looks very warm.

The bone girl rested her head on the kimono, she felt that this seemed to calm her mind a little bit, although it did feel a bit like a stalker.

With only the five reincarnation king's demon exorcising talisman alone, the possibility of defeating Yuzao is not high.But where to find help?Only at this time will I start to worry about how small my circle of friends is.

Jiu Tun-douji went to the world to capture the couple, but he couldn't come back for a while.The Stone Lantern Brothers have regressed a lot in strength, and asking them for help will cause trouble.No one else has the strength to deal with Tamamo-mae...

... As for Lord Ghost Lantern, the other party will not destroy hell because of this little personal grievance. Maybe she will be locked in the small black room again after listening to her idea.

So in the end she was the only one——

"...Master Ghost Lantern, please wish me luck in martial arts."

The bone girl felt that this kimono should not be brought back just to give herself some confidence, but she could only find these things from the kimono.

It doesn't matter what it was for in the first place, anyway, monsters die alone, let her also be a monster who reincarnated after a lonely death.Leaning on the kimono, even in Konmoto Temple she had never been so calm back then, Lord Ghost Lantern is indeed very powerful.

Brother Stone Lantern's words couldn't help appearing in his mind.

"... not long to live?"

"That's right, the face of the big sister of the bone girl is ugly, and the skin is also a little cracked. It is estimated that there is only one or two years of life left."

The bone girl bit her finger hard, even if it took a year or two, she still had to live.Reaching out her hand to touch the phoenix feather hanging beside her, she took the things and walked out of the house.

Hell, All Hell Flower Street—

The bone girl was walking on the flower street.

Places like Flower Street can often be seen on the street when walking a few miles from the small village where they used to live to a larger city.After she came to hell, she had wandered around here several times. It was nothing more than colorful lantern drawings pasted on the small building, and coquettish women with heavy makeup wandered around.Perhaps it is indeed tempting for men, otherwise, Mr. Bai Ze from Taoyuan Township will become a VIP customer of Huajie.

The bone girl stood still in front of a shop called Hua Kia Cooking Fox Yuqian. She looked up at the tall red lanterns. There were no bodyguards at the door, but it should not be so easy to get in. First, consider the characteristics of this shop and walk in. It means that she has to admit that she has a problem with her sexual orientation...

Well, in fact, the problem of sexual orientation is not a big problem. No one except orthopedic experts can recognize her as a man or a woman when the outer layer of skin is taken off. The main problem is that people will doubt her morality.

After struggling again and again, the morally sensitive bone girl who was affected by the ghost lamp still walked in front of Huajiao Cooking Huyu, took a detour where no one was paying attention, and entered the alley.

It seems that she has done this kind of thing before. At that time, she came to Huajie with Qiao Ji, but was discovered by Mr. Kintaro when she was about to set fire to Huajie.A long time ago came to the bone girl's mind, she rubbed her forehead, and decided to forget her past failures.

Being a human being... how can you be a monster and only care about your own failures.

The bone girl, who kept replenishing herself with positive energy, walked to Yuzaoqian's residence, looked up at the tall building, lowered her head at her short self, sighed, and pasted a demon-exorcism talisman on the wooden board that built the residence.

She was also a god in the past, although she was a food-preserving god who had nothing to do with exorcising demons, but this kind of spell was taught how to use it in Gao Tianyuan's colleges and universities.

Even though she noticed that she couldn't understand the content of the stack of demon-exorcing talismans, the bone girl also generously forgot that the source of this talisman was the five reincarnation kings who practiced in China. There are still some differences between Chinese talismans and Japanese ones. difference.

Posting a few pictures around the house, the bone girl looked at the surrounding terrain and felt that it could almost form an enchantment, so she ran back and forth a few times around the house, dragging a few garbage bags and trash cans under her feet. enough to reach the towering walls.

Light weight also has the advantage of being light. The bone girl with a fairly good physique fished herself up to the wall without much effort. Looking at the empty room in the window not far away, she thought for a while and jumped down to grab a root. The long branches climb up again.

Open windows with tree branches.

Then jump in.

The bone girl who had never entered this type of room threw her clogs through the window and stomped on the floor of the room, the sound was not loud.So he closed the window and squeezed the demon-exorcism talisman in his hand, carefully sticking out his head.

no one.

The corridor on the second floor was empty.

Not sure which room Tamazamae was in, and thinking about how to fool her if she was found out, the bone girl tiptoed out of the current room, and the voice of shamisen or men and women teasing occasionally came from a row past, so she put it down a little Dim Xin walked back and forth on the second floor freely.

"who are you?"

The bone girl froze all over, turned her head stupidly, and hid the exorcism talisman behind her. Standing in front of her was a woman with a few gold coins tied to her head and a plate of food in her hand.

"I……"

"Damn, there's a guest downstairs looking for you~"

Just when the bone girl was about to open her mouth to fool her, the woman downstairs who was called a big judge turned her head and responded, as if she didn't care about the bone girl's identity, and pushed a plate of tea onto the bone girl: "This plate Give it to Empress Daji at the end."

She hurriedly turned into the corridor and walked down. The bone girl stared blankly at the Dafu dumplings and some cold food on the tableware in front of her. This information came really fast.After she collected herself, she walked back to the most gorgeous room at the end.

A few steps away from the door whose frame was almost inlaid with gold, someone opened it with a "swish", and the bone girl couldn't help taking a step back, and immediately realized that her action was useless, so she lowered her head hoping that the other party would not recognize her.

"...Alas~ Little Daji is waiting for me to come back~"

Wearing a cafeteria aunt suit, Bai Ze, who was drunk and smoked, came out of the house. It seemed that most of the wounds from being shot at the art exhibition had healed. in front of the door.

"Plop plop".

The sound of Bai Ze rolling down the stairs rang in the bone girl's ears, regardless of whether it was a tragedy caused by herself, she reached out and knocked on the door: "Empress Daji, I have brought food."

"...Hmm, come in."

So the bone girl opened the door.

Then he grabbed the chopsticks that were placed on the plate for the eater from his side, jumped into the room and fell to the ground in front of Tamamo, who was kneeling and looking out of the window with long hair, held the other party's hair and stabbed her hard. collarbone place.

—Too bad, poked crookedly.

Stabbing the chopsticks into the collarbone of Yuzaoqian, the bone girl clicked her tongue, and somehow became excited when she met Yuzaoqian's surprised eyes.

"...Miss Tamazamo, long time no see~☆"

The hatred that emerged from the bottom of my heart sublimated into a strong sense of excitement along with the other party's blood. In fact, revenge is a good thing to end before death, isn't it?