Silly mother, your brick fell

Xie Wuyi V: The new drama "Crazy Demon"∥Planned by Su Mian God Assist: Awow, new drama is coming out (≧O≦)/Wuyi silly mother is the main character Gong must be hot∥Later Xia Xiaxia: The new drama "Crazy Demon" has been released @计算苏梦神助报@波波家男神是参考 @蒸酱炒蛋蛋@谢无衣@曼果珍截@清水大草choi (>﹏<) finally made a drama and fainted in the toilet

Hey, hey, bad signal, what did you say: ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, silly mom's new drama is out, Wuyi, silly mom, I want to give birth to monkeys for you!

Upstairs are all shou: silly mother, I love you, I want to give birth to monkeys for you!Give birth to a litter!

Xie's general attack: Silly mother, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!Give birth to a whole planet!

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Xie Ze looked at the new drama he had just reposted, and stroked his chin while refreshing the latest comments on Weibo.

12:55

There are still 5 minutes.Xie Ze was too lazy to start the game, so he refreshed Weibo calmly.

Fengmu: Silly mother, I want to give birth to a monkey for you! d=(▽｀)=b Speeding over at the speed of light and licking the screen for 100 years at the voice of the silly mother!

Sure enough, within 1 minute.

Xie Ze closed Weibo in a good mood, and started to log in to the game slowly.

Xie Ze has never participated in such frenzied offensive and defensive activities like Jisanli that cause the server to be paralyzed every minute like a large-scale illegal gathering on weekends.But he will open the crook, turn off the stereo, and hang on the offensive and defensive channel.think about life?

In the channel, the vest of Haoqi's offensive and defensive commander is Fengmu, um, the fan who calmly brushed up with him screamed to give him an ID for his monkey-bearing fans.

That idiot, when it comes to attacking and defending, is as magical as taking medicine and can't stop at all, he is simply cast aside.

When the game boarded, the offense and defense had already started. According to their urine nature, they should have been fighting on the map for a while.

[Private chat] Fengmu whispered: Wife, daughter-in-law, Kuaiai, come and help me add blood QwQ

[Private chat] You quietly said to Fengmu: enter the picture queue 501

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife, you do this every time!Do you not love me anymore! (T^T)

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Dear

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhDaughter-in-law, I will direct the offense and defense first, you have to wait for me to come back, you must wait for me to come back! !After I finish playing, I will accompany you to do the pre-quest!

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife!

Xie Ze looked at this stupid guy speechlessly, and didn't even bother to click on the world channel.Anyway, it must be a bunch of [the wind and rain above the head, the CP vows to keep the heroic spirit forever] [a cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops and horses come to meet each other] and other camps.

The game was about to burn some cards, Xie Ze took a can of beer and drank it slowly, squinting his eyes and looking at the yellow vest named Fengmu on the Waiwai interface, wondering what he was thinking.

This Wang Yifeng is so stupid that it is unbearable, all fans of crooked vests use the same vest game ID, and naively think that his vest is so tightly covered that no one will know.To put it bluntly, Xie Ze can even guess the passwords of all his accounts, all of them [wyf911225].

→_→No way, his IQ is only enough for this. After all, he can count on how witty an idiot who doesn't even know whether he is in love with a man or a woman in the game is so witty.

It's a really sad story.

After drinking a can of beer, Xie Ze checked the time, then clicked on the game interface and sent Wang Yifeng a message.

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: You have howled for half an hour, go drink some water.

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: QAQ daughter-in-law, I knew you still loved me!I'm so moved that I'm going to drink a barrel right now!

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: ...

One bucket won't hold you dead.

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife, daughter-in-law, you really don't want to give me blood?Why do you never accompany me to attack and defend and add blood to me?

[Private chat] You quietly said to Fengmu: Please wait a moment when you have something to leave

[Private Chat] Fengmu whispered: Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law O·O

[Private chat] You quietly said to Fengmu: Please wait a moment when you have something to leave

[Private chat] Fengmu whispered: Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law T_T

Xie Ze sighed.

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: say

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife, do I love you? (づ￣3￣)づ╭~

Xie Ze chose to continue ignoring this idiot.

While Wang Yifeng was commanding with his voice, he felt trembling in his heart. There are silly mothers, goddesses, and beautiful, gentle and understanding daughter-in-laws who are laborers and employers. They are simply prostitutes!

Xie Ze really wanted to post screenshots of their chat content, so that those starry-eyed girls could see how stupid the commander-in-chief they adore wholeheartedly looks like.

However, Jisan’s post bar is basically tearing up B posts every weekend. Xie Ze only looks for those [Tearing Haoqi Commanding Fengmu] [Fengmu and the camp goddess Yuluo startled the wind and wheat bran] [Fengmu is at this level] I'm also ashamed to go up and command to read more textbooks for the first grade of elementary school, please] and other posts, I am quite happy to read them.

Seeing that it was almost time, Xie Ze turned on the stereo, then clicked on the game and sent Wang Yifeng a private chat.

[Private chat] You quietly said to Fengmu: CP with wind and rain above your head?

Sure enough, Wang Yifeng, who was howling so much that he was almost speechless, suddenly cursed on the mic: "Damn!" and then quickly rolled off the mic.

[Private chat] Feng Mu said quietly: "QwQ daughter-in-law, I have nothing to do with Yu Luo, that gay guy. Really, I swear that I only love you!"I can express my heart!

[Private Chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Hehe

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife, trust me, trust me, trust me!I don't like men, let alone such ugly men as Yuluo! QAQ daughter-in-law! ! !

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Hehehe

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: I am also a man

[Private Chat] Feng Mu whispered: Wife, I was wrong, I will never play with Yu Luo, that dead gay again, QAQ let’s go, let’s be a front-end husband and take you to Nanping Mountain to watch the sunset

Xie Ze looked at the big ♂ in the gender column of his buttoned profile, and silently accepted the invitation to form a team.

Was it really his request that was too high?Who the hell told that idiot that playing with a female account must belong to a girl? !

Then, in the team, Wang Yifeng acted stupid as usual.

[Team] Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, let me tell you, the new drama dubbed by our silly mother just came out today, I downloaded it and sent it to you for a while (*/ω＼*)

[Team] Xie Yuan: ...Okay

[Team] Fengmu: My daughter-in-law, why do idiots have to choose the time before the attack and defense every time they play a drama? (￣^￣) Every time I follow dramas, I get so tangled

[Team] Xie Yuan: He probably doesn’t play Jisan, he doesn’t know the attack and defense time

Xie Ze: Just to see how you struggle, if you dare to catch up with the drama, get on your account every minute, and dismantle all your equipment into stones and sell them to the grocery store.

[Team] Feng Mu: By the way, daughter-in-law, why did you, such a cute and poisonous girl, choose the name of Xie Yuan, a big guy who picks his feet? (づ￣3￣)づEvery time I see Xie Yuan being beaten by the crowd, I can think of you and say it with distress.

[Team] Xie Yuan: ...

Xie Ze: Who told you that I am a girl?idiot!

[Team] Fengmu: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh ! !

Xie Ze: I am so tired.Who is this guy?He doesn't know it at all.

In short, Wang Yifeng is very happy talking to Xie Ze alone and chatting by himself. Xie Ze only needs to throw two blood-boosting skills from time to time to prove that he is still in front of the computer.

[System] Mu Mu cried stupidly and applied to join the team.

The task was only half done, Xie Ze saw such an application for joining the team, and clicked to agree.

So Wang Yifeng, who was screaming in the team a minute ago, suddenly changed his painting style, and immediately looked cold like an iceberg snow lotus.

[Team] Mu Mu cried stupidly: QwQ Goddess, everyone didn't do the pre-mission tasks, please join the team, please take me in.

[Team] Xie Yuan: Go add blood.

[Team] Wood cried stupidly: OK!Play cute and roll around to add blood to Stupid Fengmu.

[Team] Fengmu: You are so stupid when you cry →_→ dare to hook up with my wife and beat you to death

Well, reveal your true nature every minute.

So this is also one of the reasons why Wang Yifeng firmly believes that his love is a girl. Several people who are familiar with him often call him a goddess, and he has never refuted it.

So in Wang Yifeng's imagination, his daughter-in-law is a high-cold royal sister, full of the kind of Queen Fan Xiao who flicks her whip.

However, it is not.

[Private chat] Mu Mu cried stupidly and said quietly: Wuyi silly mother, your daughter-in-law is so stupid, I almost kneel →_→ Can you teach him well?

[Private Chat] You quietly cried to Mu Mu: You are working hard

[Private chat] Mu Mu cried stupidly and said quietly: Orz silly mother, why do you like him?He is so stupid!Does he know that you are a man? Hey!Be careful of overturning the boat in the gutter!

[Private chat] You quietly cried to Mu Mu: Don't be afraid, he is stupid enough.

[Private chat] Mu Mu cried stupidly and said quietly: Well, if you are so stupid, you will be cute naturally, as long as you are happy. →_→My aunt asked me to threaten you. If you don’t go back on the National Day, she will copy someone to find you.

Mu Mu cried stupidly is Su Mian, the planner of the bun shop next door, Xie Ze's cousin.

[Private Chat] You quietly cried to Mu Mu: No reply

Xie Ze paused and added another sentence.

[Private chat] You quietly cried to Mu Mu: Chase your wife

[Private chat] Mu Mu cried stupidly and said quietly: Contempt (︶︿︶) = protruding and asking for more blessings

[Team] Feng Mu: Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Team] Mu Mu cried stupidly: I forgot about you because I patronized the goddess of hooking up, so Rui>o

It's even more unbearable for Wucao to hook up with his wife!Wang Yifeng howled instantly.

[Team] Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, do you not love me anymore? QAQ, that wood is so stupid that talking to her will lose IQ.

[Team] Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, I will kneel down and sing Conquer for you

[Team] Xie Yuan: ...

The author has something to say: Happy New Year's Day (づ￣3￣)づ