Silly mother, your brick fell

Xie Ze doesn't have much enthusiasm for the game, and usually he just goes online to do a task. At other times, even if the game is online, most of the time he just throws his number anywhere and hangs up, or is picked up by Wang Yifeng to do whatever he wants.

[Team] Wood cried stupidly: Stupid Fengmu, don’t act stupid, be careful that the goddess doesn’t want you (..≧▽≦..) The mission is done and I’m leaving, so I won’t disturb the world of the two of you

[Team] Fengmu: Hurry up! ￢o(￣-￣)

[Team] Fengmu: Wife and daughter-in-law hand in the task (￣▽￣)

[Team] Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, school starts in a few days, come pick me up, come pick me up, come pick me up

[Team] Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, QAQ, are you still there?

[Team] Xie Yuan: In

[Team] Xie Yuan: No time, go to University A by yourself

Xie Ze: If I pick you up, you will reveal your gender in minutes, do you think I'm as stupid as you?

[Team] Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, you actually remember that I was admitted to A University!I am very touched!

[Team] Xie Yuan: ...

Xie Ze: What is so touching about this? !You have been nagging from the time you finished the postgraduate entrance examination to the start of school!

[Team] Fengmu: How about we have a face-to-face meeting?Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law~~~~

[Team] Xie Yuan: ... not good

[Team] Fengmu: (>_<) Why, daughter-in-law?

Xie Ze: Hehe, I’m afraid you will find out that I’m a man

[Team] Fengmu: Wife, I won't think you ugly, no matter how ugly you are, you are still my wife!No matter how ugly you are, I will love you wholeheartedly!

[Team] Xie Yuan: ...hehe (Hehe here means you're an idiot)

Xie Ze looked down at his hands, they were slender and white as jade, ugly?hehe.Sometimes he couldn't understand whether Wang Yifeng's brain structure was different from normal people's.

It was then.

[Team] Fengmu: Wife, you actually type so many words at once!You agreed to face me, right?I knew you loved me! (づ￣￣)づ

This product can already be imagined to fly.

Xie Ze looked at the computer screen expressionlessly, pondered for a while, and decided to wait a little longer.Now is not the time, let him guess by himself first.

[Team] Xie Yuan: I really have something to do on the 15th. I'm going to Shanghai for a business trip.

[Team] Fengmu: Aggrieved expression.My daughter-in-law doesn’t care about me when she’s busy. What should I do? Wait online.

[Team] Xie Yuan: When I come back, I will send you a photo "touching the head"

[Team] Fengmu:! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Team] Fengmu: Wife, is what you said true? Are you finally willing to send me a photo? I'm not dreaming!No, I'll pinch my thigh and wait for me.

Xie Ze secretly sighed, it's so coaxing.

[Team] Xie Yuan: Really, I will send it to you when I come back on the 17th.

[Team] Fengmu: Good!Daughter-in-law, I will be obedient if you are not here!Never play with gay Yuluo!

Xie Ze held his breath and opened another can of beer.

I wish you would play with gay guys and bend yourself!

After appeasing the stupid and cute Wang Yifeng, Xie Ze closed the game, opened Weibo, and switched accounts.

Another statement V: #上海九月艺术艺术节opens, meet the gods and goddesses to start the school season #September 9, see you in Shanghai. "Smile"

Sending an elegant and reserved smiling expression, full of goddess temperament rushed to the face, and Su's fans were bloodied.

Goddess, I want to give you a monkey: Goddess, I want to give you a monkey! !

Mao Youyou: Hey, is the goddess with the Sanhua male god? (^O^) I beg the official to send candy to show off my face!

Official Weibo of Goddess and Goddess: I heard that she is going to travel abroad. Is it true? Is it true?

The cat replied to the official Weibo of Goddess and Goddess again: I heard that yes @三花男神微博 mentioned (>_<) that I couldn’t go to Shanghai, so I asked someone to bring a signed photo of Goddess and Goddess

Sanhua V: Yusu, would you like to be with me? ∥又言V: #上海九月艺术艺术节开始，首页上首页season#September 9, see you in Shanghai. "Smile"

Xie Ze refreshed it, and actually refreshed Sanhua's latest reply, and closed Weibo in a speechless manner.

After posting Weibo for a while, Koukou jumped up.

Feng Mu: Daughter-in-law, when are you going to Shanghai? ⊙ω⊙

Xie Ze: Tomorrow.

Fuki: Hey, what a coincidence? !

Xie Ze: Huh?how?

Fengmu: It's okay, it's okay, my daughter-in-law went to Shanghai to eat and have fun (-ω-`)

……

after awhile……

Fengmu: That, daughter-in-law~~~

Looking at the computer screen, Xie Ze could imagine Wang Yifeng's tangled and stupid face.

Xie Ze: What's wrong?

Fuki: It’s okay, it’s okay^ω^

……

After a while...

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law~~~

Xie Ze: Say it!

Fengmu: o>_
After dawdling for a long time, I finally got to the point. Xie Ze really wanted to kneel down and cry for Wang Yifeng's IQ.

Xie Ze: You can go.

Fengmu: Wife, go and help me grab a set of Yusu COS brochures newly released by Goddess Youyan!The limited edition will be gone soon! QAQ please mess with me please mess with me!

Xie Ze: ...goddess?

Feng Mu: No, no, that, daughter-in-law, I don’t mean that TAT, I only love you, I swear!Really you believe me!

Xie Ze: Oh.

Xie Ze's heart almost collapsed.Sure enough, I haven't noticed the symbol ♂ in the gender column of Weibo information until now.I really can't have any hope for his IQ.

Feng Mu: Covering your face in the ice and snow and crying bitterly π_π daughter-in-law, I was wrong, I shouldn’t call others a goddess, you are my goddess, no matter how ugly you are, I only recognize you as a goddess, I don’t want brochures anymore

Why does this idiot think that he is ugly!Xie Ze almost wanted to go through the network cable and pry open Wang Yifeng's head to see what was inside.

Xie Ze: ...OK.

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, please forgive me T_T I knelt down for you

Fengmu: Huh? !Daughter-in-law, you agree? !

Xie Ze: Yes.

Xie Ze: Do you need a signature?

Fengmu: Yes, yes, yes! ! ! !Just write that Qin Se is in Yu, Qin Wuya VS Yu Su

(Wang Yifeng's heart: Daughter-in-law, I'm not jealous of the goddess's CP with others, and I'm all kinds of cute, which fully shows that I only worship and admire the goddess, and my true love is for you!)

Xie Ze: Good.

Xie Ze: It's off, I'm going to pack my things.

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law!Be careful on the road!Don't talk to the wretched uncle! (≥3≤) Remember to miss me!

Xie Ze closed the dialog box without a word, especially doubting how Wang Yifeng's IQ was admitted to the graduate school of University A. Could it be that University A is currently in short supply of student resources?Just horribly stupid.

What's even more frightening is that I was so eager to fall in love with such an idiot, and after so many years of falling in love all of a sudden, I'm obviously even more stupid than him.

It just couldn't be better.

Because he had to go out for nearly a week, Xie Ze usually didn't bring his laptop with him when he went out, so he gave the game account to the booster.

After packing up his things, he continued to clean. For dinner, he cooked a bowl of tomato and egg noodles. Xie Ze covered the sofa, pillows and other furniture with sheets, and then closed the windows. I wiped everything with a rag, and didn't stop until I was sure it was clean. After tidying up, I lay back on the bed to rest.

He's a bit of a clean freak. If he doesn't clean up now, he will definitely be terribly uncomfortable when he comes back five days later to see a room full of ashes.

And apart from the things he made by himself, there is almost nothing else that can enter his mouth.Because of this in high school, he rented a house outside the school alone. This incident directly caused him to be regarded as an outlier in the collective boarding school, and he had almost no friends in the three years of high school.

However, this situation was immediately improved in college.

There is no other reason, Xie Ze is good-looking.

When the other boys were still wild boys rolling in the mud, Xie Ze already looked like a little adult with his three-quarters combed hair and rimless glasses, and the other little girls were blushing and heartbeating.

He has grown exquisitely and delicately since he was a child, his eyebrows are slanted, none of them are crooked, and they look better without modification than when they are shaved and repainted.The corners of the eyes are slightly raised, which was invisible when I was a child, but it became more and more attractive until I was seventeen or eighteen years old.At that time, there were a few courageous boys in the class who sat behind him. They stared at him blatantly during class, knowing that he was a boy, and unscrupulously joked about him and said they wanted to chase him. Xie Ze noticed something wrong. It was so satisfying, I specially changed the glasses to the dull and rigid black frame ones, and found the teacher to change the seat.

In fact, his appearance will not make people mistake him for a girl at all, and he suddenly jumped to a height of nearly 1.8 meters in high school. If this height is really a girl, it will make people feel strange.However, because the facial features are too delicate, sometimes it is easy for people to downplay their gender awareness, and they will not pay special attention to whether he is a man or a woman.

Fortunately, Sanhua, who has always been his partner, is half a head taller than him, and his cosplay only takes the role of Yujie, which other girls can't handle, so there will be no sense of disobedience.

Xie Ze is very famous in his grades, he can be regarded as a school grass-level figure, he is just a name in the drama club, and every year, a large number of elementary school girls will squeeze into the club one after another.

Xie Ze covered his eyes with the back of his hand and lay down for a while, feeling a little sleepless, so he got up and found out the new brochure, found one and wrote a few large characters on it.

Qinse is in the imperial court, so it's better to be quiet. TO——

With one stroke down, Xie Ze's hand suddenly stopped, turned around, and wrote the word "Fengmu".

It's so risky, it was almost written as Wang Yifeng.

But he is so stupid, even if it is really written as Wang Yifeng, he will probably not be surprised "why does the goddess know my name", but only think "the goddess is omnipotent, what does it matter if she knows my name" "the goddess actually knows my name" ".

stupid!How stupid!

Xie Ze looked at the word Fengmu and couldn't help laughing, it was as fleeting as a flash in the pan.

This is probably the mood of liking someone alone, obviously loathing him to death, but just thinking of him makes me feel good.

After two beeps, there was a message from the phone button.

Xie Ze picked it up and looked at it. It was from Sanhua.

Sanhua: When will you arrive tomorrow?I will pick you up.

Xie Ze: About one o'clock in the afternoon

Sanhua: In a good mood?

Xie Ze smiled.Are you so obvious?Probably his sentence I love you, let yourself be very serious.

Xie Ze: Yes.

After replying to the message, Xie Ze threw the phone aside, rolled up the air conditioner and wrapped himself in it.sleep.