Silly mother, your brick fell

Facing this group of people who didn't know the truth, Xie Ze didn't even have the mood to explain.

It's not that he doesn't want to explain!It's that he really doesn't know what to say!

[Private chat] Mu Mu cried stupidly and said quietly: QwQ my dear brother, what the hell are you two doing?

Sure enough, Su Mian's private chat quickly came over.

Xie Ze skipped over and pretended not to see it.

However, it was Xie Ze's laissez-faire policy that instantly made the topic fly in a weirder direction, and even the grass-mud horse with prolapsed anus couldn't hold back.

[Gang Guild] Fengmu: Oh, everyone is here, so touched. ^_^I am proposing to my daughter-in-law, everyone, come and be a witness~~

After posting the news, as if he was afraid that people would not believe it, he threw a real orange heart under Xie Ze's feet to increase his credibility.

I really want to look at your face.Kisan doesn’t have a marriage system, you’ve been playing for several years, don’t you know? !What strange direction do you want people to diverge by saying that?You might as well say that your account has been hacked!

Sure enough, something strange happened.

[Guild] Mu Mu cried stupidly: Eh, eh, eh, propose? ! ! ! Is what the goddess "Xie Yuan" stupid Fengmu said true? ! ! !

[Gang] Tomato fried tomatoes: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! !I mean, they have been together for several years, right? ⊙▽⊙

[Guild]—Mao Xianren—: So the gang leader wants us to watch and propose marriage? (-ω-`)

……

Is it too late to pretend to be offline?Wait online, hurry up!

[Guild] Fengmu: Yes, yes!I have liked my daughter-in-law for a long time, but she never agreed to come to me, so I had no choice but to propose. (>_<) Come and say a few good words for me, Xiuxiu dances five poisons and puts pots on the pot to teach the pilgrimage to the holy words, let my wife be moved.

...I am so moved that I want to kill you!

Xie Ze was speechless.

[Association] Xie Yuan: It's okay, he's having a brain twitch, let's go.

[Association] Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, you rejected me again. T_T You rejected me again.

[Association] Maoyou: Ma'am, just agree!

[Association] Qingjun: Madam, just agree! +1

[Guild] Jinse Wuxian: Ma'am, just agree! +10086

……

[Guild Guild] Xie Yuan: ...Go and kneel on the keyboard!

Xie Ze cursed speechlessly, and simply flew back to the main city to hang up.Out of sight, out of sight, his confession like this will only make him more entangled and annoyed.

The protagonists are all gone, and the rest of the guild are doing what they should do here and there.

Wang Yifeng continued to follow Xie Ze and flew to the main city. After he strongly demanded to form a team with his daughter-in-law but failed, he continued to follow him wherever he went.

Xie Ze watched the guy's behavior speechlessly, left his account on the outskirts of the main city, hid the game interface, got up with a USB flash drive and knocked on the door of the guest room.

The door of the room was opened from the inside, and Wang Yifeng was still the same white vest and big trousers for thousands of years, sloppy and horrible.

"This is the last revision of the script of "Blood Color", please take the time to read it." Handing over the USB flash drive, Xie Ze pretended not to see Wang Yifeng's surprised expression, "If you have any questions, you can ask me." After finishing speaking, Xie Ze turned his head and entered out of the kitchen.

Wang Yifeng watched Xie Ze walk into the kitchen with an expression of "I'm stunned ⊙▽⊙", when the light bulb on his head suddenly dinged.

Wang Yifeng began to fight in his heart:

My silly mother can cook!So virtuous!

→_→ Shouldn't he have known about this kind of thing when he went out to buy groceries?

I really want to eat~⊙ω⊙~

→_→Silly mom doesn’t know you well, does she?And it's not good to go eat and drink on the first day of living in someone's house, right?

⊙ω⊙ But that’s made by a silly mother~ I’m so hungry~

→_→Silly mother will dislike you!

But I just want to eat~≥﹏≤

Really not good...o>_
What is the taste?So fragrant, like chicken wings?saliva……

...Actually, I want to eat too...

"Ding—your shameless eating and drinking mode is on!"

Then the shameless classmate Wang Yifeng ran to the kitchen with a shy face, stood at the door and stretched his neck to lean in, smiling obsequiously while looking at it. "Hey hey hey hey...how are you, silly...what are you burning?"

This kind of husky's sense of sight is as long as there is meat to eat!

Why don't you trade chrysanthemums for chicken wings?

Xie Ze looked at him speechlessly. "Go out and wait." I just didn't have enough for dinner!It's definitely not because this idiot likes to eat meat!Absolutely not!

Wang Yifeng felt that the silly mother was cooking something, and it was very unkind to sit in the living room and wait for the food (in fact, he just couldn't wait), so he scrambled into the kitchen. "No, no, I'll help you. Do you want a bowl? Do you want chopsticks? Do you want to taste it?"

Dare to feed all the three chapters of his previous agreement into the dog's belly!

While convincing himself that it was only because Wang Yifeng was about to starve to death, Xie Ze was feeding him, while he was wary that Wang Yifeng's sinful claws would reach into the pot.

Fortunately, Wang Yifeng was still a little embarrassed in his heart. After all, he was a silly mother. After all, they only met each other for the first time (huh!), so although the paw was hesitant, there was always a short distance away from the pot.

It's just that when Xie Ze poked the chicken wings with a spatula to check whether they were cooked through, Wang Yifeng's eyes were so bright that they almost turned green, and he looked like a starved ghost reincarnated.

When Xie Ze wanted to taste it, he was forced by Wang Yifeng's eyes to stop the spatula he was sending to his mouth, and put it back into the pot.He can no longer stimulate this stupid man who only has food in his head!

Braised chicken wings or something... ouch!

The chicken wings were brought out of the pan and brought to the table, Wang Yifeng followed all the way, sat down at the table, passed the bowl and chopsticks to Xie Ze with one hand, and the other sinful claws could not wait to attack the chicken wing on the top of the plate.

T_T He also knows that it's not good, it's too embarrassing, and it will make the silly mother despise him!But!He couldn't help it! ! ! !Madan smells so good! ! !

It's all because the chicken wings are so appetizing!

It's all because the silly mom made it looks so delicious!

Wang Yifeng rushed over impatiently, feeling that the chopsticks were too troublesome, so he took them with his hands and gnawed them.

Xie Ze: Damn it! ! ! ! !Wang Yifeng, do you dare to be more sloppy? ! ! !Eat with your hands? ! ! !

Xie Ze's heart was broken.

For a person who has both physical and psychological cleanliness, grabbing food directly with his hands is such a thing!Absolutely!No!able!Tolerate!of!

With a slap, Wang Yifeng's paws were hit hard by a pair of chopsticks, one of them lost his grip, and the chicken wing fell on the table.

"Woo—what are you doing, silly mother?" With a mumbled complaint, Wang Yifeng grabbed the chicken wings and continued to eat happily, without any self-consciousness and reserve as a tenant.

In fact, this is completely wronging Wang Yifeng, he has restrained himself very much.If it wasn't because he was not familiar with the silly mother (→_→hehehe), his paws had already entered the pot when it was cooking, and he must have grabbed a plate instead of picking up one. bite. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Snapped!Xie Ze slapped Wang Yifeng's paw again, knocking off the chicken wing in his hand, staring at him like he was looking at a monster.

"Silly mom, you can eat too, don't just watch me eat." Wang Yifeng picked up the chicken wings again and put it in his mouth strangely, "Silly mom, what's wrong with you? Do you see me like that?"

Xie Zeren, forbearance, forbearance!I can't stand it anymore!

"Did you wash your hands before eating?"

"Eh ⊙▽⊙?"

Judging by the reaction, obviously not.

The collapsed Xie Ze gritted his teeth and looked at Wang Yifeng's claws pinching the chicken wings, his voice was so cold that ice balls could form. "Go! Wash! Hands!"

"Oh, no need, you won't get sick if you don't do anything." Wang Yifeng finished eating the chicken wings in hand, licked his fingers, and smiled stupidly at Xie Ze, "Silly mother, you will be cold if you don't eat any more."

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻Eating, eating, eating, eating, labor management beat you to death! Can you wash your hands before eating? Can you eat with chopsticks instead of grabbing? Believe it or not, labor management throws you out to feed the dog!

Wang Yifeng reacted belatedly, Xie Ze's complexion became darker and darker, to the point of eating people.

Huh?What's wrong?Wait, it seems, it seems, maybe, the silly mother said that he has a cleanliness?

Wang Yifeng stared blankly at Xie Ze, blinked, lowered his head to look at his fingers that were still stained with juice, blinked, and suddenly understood the reason why Xie Ze was about to go berserk.

Help! QAQ How can I explain this situation so that my silly mother can believe that I am a good kid who loves cleanliness? !Wait online!urgent!

With a dark face, Xie Ze grabbed Wang Yifeng by the collar and picked him up, dragged him to his room and threw him in. "Wash! Dry! Clean!"

Just wash your hands and go straight to the kitchen Wow, why throw him back in the room?Wang Yifeng's face showed a capitalized bewilderment.No matter, wash your hands first and go out to eat chicken wings. d=(▽｀)=b

So Wang Yifeng washed his paws with water indiscriminately, rubbed them against the hem of his clothes, and ran back to the living room cheerfully.

Xie Ze, who had already wiped the table, saw the dirty water stains on Wang Yifeng's clothes, and almost couldn't help but hit him.

Calm down, calm down, there is no compensation for killing him.Gritting his teeth, Xie Ze stuffed a plate of chicken wings to Wang Yifeng. "Call me after eating." After she finished speaking, she turned her head and went back to her room to lock the door.

"Eh? Silly mom, don't you want to eat?" Wang Yifeng continued to be in a dazed state, his paws seemed to have self-awareness, grabbed the plate, pinched the chicken wings and sent them to his mouth. "Then I ate it all?"

Chicken wings or something!It couldn't be better!Satisfied, Wang Yifeng leaned back on the chair and burped, took the napkin to wipe his hands, took out his phone and happily posted on Weibo.

Fengmu: <(￣︶￣)> I just finished eating the chicken wings made by my silly mother, and I am so happy that I am about to fly! [picture]

The picture shows the messy appearance of the chicken wings after being eaten, and the chicken bones are thrown in a mess.

The author has something to say: What happened yesterday? <(￣︶￣)>Okay, I lost my memory~