Silly mother, your brick fell

Regarding who the silly mother is, Wang Yifeng didn't come out with Aite clearly, but who Su Mian is, she definitely guessed it in minutes, okay?

Ouch, my brother is so clever!He actually knows how to seduce that idiot with delicious food!But what the hell is this picture? ! ! !Can this messy brother bear it? ! ! !

After reading Weibo, Su Mian had a private chat with Wang Yifeng.

Assisted by planning Su Mian: ⊙ω⊙Stupid Fengmu, I heard that my brother cooked you food?

Fengmu: Hmm, where did you hear that? <(￣︶￣)>Smiled proudly.

Planning Su Mian's assists: →_→Wang Yifeng, are you 484 stupid?Check out the Weibo you just posted for yourself, okay? ! !

Fengmu: ...

Feng Mu: Ahem, that was an accident just now, don't pay attention to these details.

Assisted by planning Su Mianshen: ... Let me ask you, did my brother beat you?

Fengmu: (⊙ω⊙`)?Why are you hitting me?

Assisted by the planner Su Mian: ... Then my brother must scold you!

Fengmu: ⊙[-]⊙Why, why are you scolding me?

Assisted by planning Su Mian God: ...! ! !Don't say my brother didn't do anything to you!

Planning Su Mian God Assist: Wait!Are you still well dressed now? !

Feng Mu: Su Mian...are you stupid?

Planning Su Mian's assist: ……………

Planned by Su Mian God Assist: Well, I didn’t say anything.

Assisted by planning Su Mian: But did my brother really not do anything to you? ? ? ? ?

Feng Mu: [Thinking] ⊙▽⊙ By the way, when I was eating chicken wings, my silly mother tapped my hand with chopsticks!Also knocked twice!

Planning Su Mian's assist: I'll just say it! ╮(╯▽╰)╭So your hands are swollen now?

Fengmu: ≥﹏≤It’s a bit red...

Assisted by planning Su Mian God:! ! !Just a little red? ! ! !

Fengmu: They are all red!That's all!Have no sympathy!

Assisted by the planner Su Mian: ... You should be struck by lightning!It's still Nine Heavens Xuanlei!I think my brother probably hasn't seen your Weibo yet, when he sees it...

Fengmu: Q_Q Can't you post on Weibo after eating chicken wings made by a silly mother?

Assisted by planning Su Mianshen: No.

Planned Su Mian God Assist: But you were beaten because you didn't wash your hands before eating, right?

Fengmu: Yes, yes!I never wash my hands before eating!Silly mother is really furious!

Assisted by planning Su Mian God: ... Hehe, I took a screenshot~^_^

Planned Su Mian God assist: I think you should be able to guess the reason why my brother beat you up, I dodged.Misfortune never hurts the fish in the pond. [Manual goodbye]

Fengmu:?Ehhhhh?

Assisted by planning Su Mian God: friendly reminder: check if there is oil on your mobile phone, and check if your mouth is clean. ^_^Good luck~

Fengmu: QwQ Nani?

Wang Yifeng looked at his mobile phone blankly, and found that his mobile phone was really greasy. He pulled the napkin and wiped it a few times, then wiped the corners of his mouth with the napkin that had wiped the mobile phone, and was about to put the used napkin away. The napkin was thrown into the trash can, and with a click, the door of Xie Ze's room opened.

"^_^Silly mom, are you coming out? I'm done eating~~~" Wang Yifeng looked at Xie Ze, smirked reflexively, and then unconsciously wiped the corner of his mouth with the napkin that he was going to throw away.

"..." Xie Ze looked at him, looked at the napkin in his hand, glanced back and forth twice, ground his teeth secretly, turned back, took a towel, and slapped Wang Yifeng's face fiercely.

"Ugh—what are you doing, silly mother! I can wipe my face myself!" Wang Yifeng wailed resentfully, "T^T silly mother, I really know how to wipe my face. I am so grown-up and even ask someone to help me wipe my face." It's embarrassing!"

"You know it's embarrassing? It's an honor to be so grown-up?" Xie Ze wanted to suffocate him with a towel. "hand!"

Wang Yifeng was shocked by the bastardism emanating from his silly mother, weakly stretched out his paws, watched the silly mother viciously rubbing his paws until they were red, and dared not make a sound with tears in his painful eyes .

"Go and wash it!" Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng's eyes with water mist, threw the towel on his head, and turned to clean up the chicken bones on the table.

It's better to let him take a bath first, and then discuss whether he is a fool or not.After all, what he eats is so dirty now! ! !

Wang Yifeng shook his head, and thought of the idiot's obsession with cleanliness once again. He felt very guilty that it was bad for him to not clean up after eating, and at the same time pretended that he didn't know anything and went back to the room to take a shower.

(*/ω＼*) The silly mother said wash it, wash it, wash it.Holding Xie Ze's towel, Wang Yifeng floated into the bathroom with a head full of strange thoughts, and stupidly stood under the shower head and turned on the switch...

"Ow!!!!"

Xie Ze, who had just put away the plate, was frightened by an earth-shattering howl, and quickly put down the things in his hands and rushed into Wang Yifeng's room.

……

Who only turns on hot water to take a shower on a hot day?

Who doesn't take off their clothes in the shower?

Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng who was flushed red with a stupid face, and began to wonder how he lived to such an age.He deeply suspected that it was not Wang Yifeng but himself who had a problem with his head, otherwise how would he have taken a fancy to this guy?

Speechlessly pulling Wang Yifeng away, Xie Ze resigned himself to his fate and helped him reset the water temperature. "Do you usually take a shower like this?"

"Ah?" Wang Yifeng's mind drifted away after being scalded.Silly mom's clothes are wet, the line sticking to the chest, the faint pectoral muscles, the looming little red beans... (﹃)

Seeing Wang Yifeng's dumbfounded look, Xie Ze wanted to scold him at first, but suddenly noticed his eyes uncomfortably—that kind of direct, fiery eyes that didn't even bat an eyelid, with astonishing The heat stuck to my chest...

Fuck!What is this guy doing!

With a bang in his head, Xie Ze began to feel hot all over.

What is the meaning of Wang Yifeng's eyes? !Isn't he straight? ! ! ! !Xie Ze felt a string snap in his brain, and he couldn't breathe for a moment.

"Wash it." Throwing these two words, Xie Ze pushed away Wang Yifeng who was blocking the door without knowing it, and left here quickly, as if fleeing the scene of a murder.

Wang Yifeng was pushed, leaned back unconsciously, and immediately let out another scream. T_T hit the door frame again! ! !What the hell did my back do to get hit so many times in one day!

Xie Ze's behavior could be called running away, and it was so terrible that he didn't take a shower immediately when his clothes were wet.This kind of thing has risen to the point where it needs to be taken seriously for a clean freak.

Xie Ze felt that there was something messy buzzing in his head, which made his brain hurt so much that he couldn't calm down for a moment.

He always thought that Wang Yifeng was a straight man, probably even Wang Yifeng himself always thought that he was a straight man, or Wang Yifeng himself was a straight man!But just now Wang Yifeng's eyes were too hot and straightforward, which is absolutely impossible for a straight man to face a man.

He didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and he didn't know whether he should be happy or sad.

If Wang Yifeng is a straight man through and through, then he will definitely disappear at the right time without saying anything else, and will never have any contact with him in the future.

If Wang Yifeng is simply gay, then he will try his best to conspire, and he will always make that guy stay by his side obediently and still be determined.

But the problem is that Wang Yifeng is not that straight, but he is not curved either.This is absolutely the worst.

Xie Ze pressed his temple, there was a twitch, and Su Mian's words broke into his brain unconsciously.

"Look, maybe he's bent over himself."

These words filled his mind like a bullet screen, causing his emotions to suddenly enter a state that he couldn't even understand.

Xie Ze's joyful heart almost popped out of his throat when his crush, whom he had been in love with for seven years, showed him that kind of look, but he knew that when he turned his head, Wang Yifeng must still be determined to find a girl to fall in love with.

It's a pain in the ass!

Xie Ze sat in front of the computer, clicked on the game interface, and looked at the two characters riding horses and hanging up outside Yangzhou City. The little poisonous flower was still nestling in the arms of the hidden sword, and this time it was riding a white horse, kicking it from time to time The hooves, the hem of the clothes of the two characters are intertwined, and the picture is quiet and beautiful.

Xie Ze's eyes darkened, and his hands on the table were tightly clenched into fists.

Wang Yifeng, it was you who said that in this life, you will never leave.

Wang Yifeng, you begged me not to leave.

Wang Yifeng, it is you who want to look at me with that kind of eyes, and let me know those thoughts that even you are unwilling to face.

Well, you can't blame me.

After thinking for a long time about not turning on the lights at night, Xie Ze raised the corners of his mouth and smiled faintly at the flickering light of the computer screen, his eyes were green, and his whole expression was gloomy, as if he was waiting for a prey with a trap ready A wolf with a big tail that takes the bait automatically.

Wang Yifeng who crawled to the computer after taking a shower: Ah Choo!Who is thinking of me?

Then continue to act stupid.

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Is my wife (*︶*) still hanging up?

Xie Ze smiled conspiratorially when he saw this private message.If you have the guts to think about me, don't slip if you have the guts.Still trying to find a girl to fall in love with, beautiful you.

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: I am here.

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Can you count what you said today?

The author has something to say: (*?︶?*) Silly mom can't help it, can't help it, stupid maple is going to be raised in captivity~~~