Silly mother, your brick fell

Xie Ze posted it after Su Mian was bombarded with frenzied text messages.

He didn't download the Baidu Tieba client, so he searched directly with his browser.Good job, that 818 acceptance post has become popular and refined.

There is really no best, only better.Wang Yifeng you are amazing. ^_^

If Xie Ze hadn't cared about it in the past, it was his unrequited love and secret love in the past. At most, I felt really uncomfortable to mention it a little.But now it's different, now he plans to do something to Wang Yifeng, turn secret love into open love, unrequited love into love, so——how dare you gossip?

Xie Ze smiled sullenly, making the roommates sitting next to him in class rub their goosebumps with coldness.

Is the air conditioner in the classroom too cold?Why is Xie Ze smiling so strangely?

"Ah, ah, what's wrong with you, Xie Ze?" Chu Lian pushed Xie Ze's arm unbearably, "Do you feel cold?"

"It's not cold." Xie Ze turned his head and put away the sinister smile just now.

Xie Ze didn't live in the school, but he didn't leave the dormitory either.There are four people in a dormitory. If he doesn't live, the other three people will be happy if there is an empty seat, so you can put something as you like.

Chu Lian is his roommate, the third child in the dormitory, besides that, there is also the eldest child and fifth child, and Xie Ze is the fourth child.About the second child-hehehe...

"Next time I have to bring a coat to class in the empty room." Chu Lian frustrates his arm and hits the boss's arm, "Hey, let's go out to eat after class?" We have known each other for three years, and Xie Zeyou is not outside because of his cleanliness They also know about eating, so they don't call him when they eat.

"Let's go together." Xie Ze said unprecedentedly, scaring the other three.

Lao Wu looked at Xie Ze with a ghostly expression on his face: "Hey, thank you, Daxia, don't you always have a cleanliness? Are you stimulated?"

Boss Chu Lian nodded sympathetically.

"I'm obsessed with cleanliness, so I went to Dijue." Xie Ze smiled, and seeing the three faces change drastically, he continued slowly, "I'm treating you."

"Phew - I'm scared to death. Can you stop panting? I can't afford that kind of place." Chu Lian patted Xie Ze on the shoulder, "Did you break up in love? There's more blood, and the wallet hurts my heart." It doesn't hurt anymore, buddy help you."

hehe.

Xie Ze didn't say anything more, turned his head, looked at the blackboard, and tapped the table with his index finger a few times, wondering what he was thinking.

Wang Yifeng, Wang Yifeng...

Su Mian deeply criticized Wang Yifeng's promiscuous behavior, and then began to give Xie Ze how to punish (tiao) punish (jiao) him.Xie Ze pondered for most of the class, and finally clicked on Taobao to place an order.

About what Xie Ze bought, I really can’t say it, I can’t say it~(*/ω＼*) Taobao fungus said it’s so embarrassing~

As for Wang Yifeng, he was negotiating with gang members at the moment, while watching the news of Koukou with trepidation. d=(▽｀)=b My daughter-in-law hasn’t looked for him until now, probably because she hasn’t seen the post yet, Ami Tofu~ escaped a catastrophe~

It wasn't until four o'clock in the afternoon that the host was finally satisfied with recruiting someone to delete the post, and Xie Ze didn't send him a message. Wang Yifeng finally felt relieved.

However!But!Actually!

Almost at the same time that his 818 recruiting post was deleted, another post was immediately posted on Tieba, and quickly floated to the front page.

[Clarification of the fact that my goddess was let down by a scumbag and had to serve her husband with 17 other people]

Posted by: wood stupid cry

If this kind of "with the other 17 people" has a clear direction, it goes without saying that it is the rhythm to be torn apart!Wang Yifeng wants to cry but has no tears. (T_T) Can you people let me go, hey! ! !How stupid to cry, but to join in the fun! ! !

[The following is the content of the post]:

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This is a clarification post, I was personally entrusted by Xie Yuan, a [ordinary] gang member in the gang "Don't fight, just be cute", and I posted it specially.In order to prevent the original post from being deleted, a screenshot of the original post has been posted above. ^_^ You can take a look at the paper for children who don’t know what happened, and you can skip it if you already know it.

First of all, classmate Xie Yuan is just a small ordinary gang member of our gang, and has nothing to do with our vice gang leader—that is, the commander of Haoqi—Feng Mu.Notice!Xie Yuan specially emphasized!without!have!appoint!what!close!Tie!

My Goddess Xie Yuan said that he is not interested in serving a husband with any man or woman.I'm even less interested in making a pair with a scumbag who feeds on my love for you every day. ^_^ The reason why I haven't broken the relationship for two years is because I can use Yi Jinlan when I have a high degree of favorability, and the second is because I simply forgot, that's all.

[I also have a high degree of goodwill with Wood Crying Stupidly. ]

The above are the original words of the goddess, please do not misunderstand. ^_^

The above is the entire content of this post, if you have any questions, please do not harass Xie Yuan, just ask Feng Mu directly. ^_^

Wang Yifeng originally thought that this post was to punish him, and he was ready to obediently admit his mistake, show off his cuteness, and beg for forgiveness.But when he saw the content of the post, he was a little dazed, and his heart suddenly felt uncomfortable.

Two years, to put it bluntly, who has so many two years to spend with someone he doesn't like at all?

Wang Yifeng is cheap, nervous, and stupid. He didn't think there was anything wrong with being stuck behind other people's buttocks all the time, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with Xie Ze always despising him, but when Xie Ze really stood up and said they When there is nothing to do with it, he feels uncomfortable.

Obviously, what were you talking about a few days ago!Why do you turn your head and say that it has nothing to do with it! o>_
and!The previous one is obviously just a recruiting post, okay?Those 18 relationships are just used as a gimmick!Why do you have to deny it so seriously!Everyone knows that we are a couple!

Wang Yifeng was so depressed that he was dying.It happened to be until five o'clock, and the silly mother still didn't come back to cook, it was absolutely miserable.

ヽ(｀⌒メ)ノ A few days ago, my silly mother came back to cook for me!And isn't get out of class over at 04:30!Why haven't you come home yet!What about my dinner then!

How could it be like this!Wang Yifeng resented and bit the corner of the quilt angrily.I won't starve to death if you don't cook for me!I order takeout!

However - a high-end community like Dianyuan Villa is still District A, do you expect takeaways from outside to be delivered?Go to the doorman and bring it in yourself?stop making trouble~

Moreover, people don't deliver takeaway here at all.Who wants to make a special trip when you only get a takeaway in the whole community?

Of course, there are more important things. For a person like Wang Yifeng who hasn't lived in the school since the beginning of school, how many takeaway calls can he have?He hasn't gotten close to the other graduate students of the same class yet, okay? T_T Life is full of ups and downs.

Wang Yifeng was unhappy, so depressed that he didn't want to eat anymore.

goo—

It's 05:30, soul is light!There is not even a little food in the house!The meat in the fridge was raw!You can't ask him to eat Chinese cabbage bangzi!

Wang Yifeng twisted himself into a twist, twisted and twisted for a long time, finally couldn't help it, squeezed the phone to call Xie Ze.

I, I am not incapable of self-care!I am concerned about silly mother! (￣^￣)

Xie Ze looked at the caller ID, raised his eyebrows and smiled.

The phone rang for a while before it was picked up, and it was a bit noisy on the other end.

"Hey?"

"Hello? Silly mom, why haven't you come back today? It's so noisy there."

"Wait, I'll change the place." Xie Ze said to a few roommates to answer the phone, and walked to the bathroom next to the box. "Okay, what's the matter?"

"Silly mother, why haven't you come back. QAQ"

Wang Yifeng, do you feel the resentment in your voice like an abandoned little daughter-in-law?

"I'm not going back today, you can eat dinner by yourself." Xie Ze smiled silently, and looked up at the mirror on the wall of the sink.Wang Yifeng, if I had no plans for you, am I stupid to cook for you every day?Not Mary Sue.

"Silly mom~~~T_T" This small tone is even more resentful, like a spoiled child, and the words have their own tilde effect. "You don't get takeaway here, I'm so hungry~"

Xie Ze couldn't help laughing out loud, but his voice was a bit cold. "Wang Yifeng, you are such a big man and act like a baby? You can starve yourself to death without me? Then how did you survive before?"

Q_QWhat, why doesn't it feel right?The silly mom doesn't seem to be happy.Wang Yifeng rubbed his stomach with his mouth flattened.

"Why don't you talk?" Xie Ze turned around and leaned his hips on the sink, "I cook for you every day as a matter of course, why are you wronged?" There is no way, don't torment Wang Yifeng about his post today My heart is really uncomfortable.Although he estimated that with Wang Yifeng's IQ, he wouldn't be able to guess anything.

"No, it's not a matter of course." Wang Yifeng couldn't tell what happened to him when he heard that. He was a little guilty and unhappy, "I, I did other things too!"

"Well, what did you contribute then?"

"I have to clean!"

"Oh, the room you live in, you are quite righteous. Why, you still want me to clean it for you?"

"..." Wang Yifeng was speechless again.Silly mom, do you hate me? T_T Sure enough, because I'm too lazy and stupid, I'm done... I'm so unhappy...

"I'm in Dijue, so I can call here by myself. From now on, you will be responsible for all the hygiene at home."

"So, what does all hygiene include?" Wang Yifeng asked weakly.

"My room will also be cleaned by you." After Xie Ze finished speaking, he hung up the phone with a snap.With Wang Yifeng's laziness, he can imagine what that guy can do in the future.

Exhaling a foul breath, Xie Ze walked out of the bathroom, ordered the waiter to bring an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks, and ordered a few more dishes.

"Hey, look at this little expression, that was your girlfriend's phone call just now? Chagang is here?"

Xie Ze ignored the fifth child and ate the food by himself. "This table costs more than 3000, are you sure you don't want to eat it?"

"Ci'ao!" Chu Lian yelled, and began to eat vegetables desperately.Children from poor families cannot afford to be hurt.

The author has something to say: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Xiaoshou made a move~ PS: Xie Ze is a shou, don’t ask me why~ Mother, self-willed~