Silly mother, your brick fell

When Wang Yifeng arrived at Dijue, he called Xie Ze again, and said with a sad face that he didn't know the way.If you don't know the way, you don't know how to ask the waiter? →_→I couldn't be more stupid.

Xie Ze went to claim him speechlessly.

The boss, Chu Lian, and the fifth saw Xie Ze go out, quickly put down the bowls and chopsticks to clean himself up, and sat there with his back straight, waiting to see Xie Ze's girlfriend, but——

Who is this guy who is obviously taller than Xie Ze but has a dull face!

Old Wu angrily knocked on the table. "The dinner in the dormitory is not for family members to join in the fun!"

Wang Yifeng looked at him, then at Xie Ze, silently embarrassing.Silly mother, you didn't tell me in advance that this is a dinner party in the dormitory!Although... Even if you tell me, I will die shamelessly and just come here for dinner. d=(▽｀)=b

"I am the family."

The boss was stunned.

Chu Lian was stunned.

The fifth child was stunned.

Face: I'm sorry I'm Wang Yifeng's face, he threw me into the toilet and flushed me away just to eat.

Even Xie Ze was startled by Wang Yifeng's words.This guy shouldn't be so conscious, right?Do you know what they mean by family members?

Then Wang Yifeng, who had lost his face to the sky, had an expression of "you are just ignorant, even gay people don't know", and was forced to wash his hands and sit on the clean table and chopsticks, and began to eat.

Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat you to death!There is nothing you can't do to eat!Xie Ze was so angry that his stomach hurt.

Fifth child: "Ah! Fourth child you you you you!"

Chu Lian: "Fourth brother, you actually like men! Huh~ It's still this type!"

Boss: "Oh, fourth brother, you..."

Xie Ze: "..." Ah Xi!That's not a working man! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

"Fifth, you just said, dinner party? For dinner parties, it seems that usually—"

"Don't, don't! I was wrong!" Lao Wu immediately confessed, "You are the boss, you can call my wife to accompany you for dinner!" More than 3000, and he will drink cold water when he returns from the AA system.No, not even cold water.If I have no money, I can still rely on the members of the dormitory to help me out. The whole dormitory has no money... so don't think about such terrible things. (>_<)

Xie Ze looked disgusted.

"You asked your daughter-in-law to come over to eat with the fourth son, your daughter-in-law will be so happy, maybe she will kick you and run away with the fourth son." The boss slapped the table and laughed.

"Not interested." Xie Ze continued to be disgusted, and as if nothing had happened, he picked up a piece of fish, removed the fish bone and poked it into Wang Yifeng's bowl.

The other three in the dormitory were dumbfounded.Although I don't want to say it, but this relationship is really unusual!It's really scary to let this great god pick fish bones for him and still not despise him for being dirty!

For a person with a cleanliness, being able to share tableware with others is enough to explain the crux of the problem.Although they are not yet shared tableware.

But Wang Yifeng, right now he only knows how to eat. ╮(╯▽╰)╭The starving foodie can't afford to hurt~

"You don't want to eat? It's more than 3000." Xie Ze glanced at them, looked at Wang Yifeng's eating speed, and called the waiter, "Waiter, add another sweet and sour pork, one portion of salt and pepper pork ribs, one piece of squirrel mandarin fish, um, Another clam stewed egg."

Lying!groove!The three wailed, picked up their chopsticks and started to grab.

Seeing that the newly ordered dishes hadn't arrived yet, the fifth child rushed over and hugged Xie Ze's thigh and cried. "Local tyrant! Please accept me! It doesn't matter if you have three wives, four concubines, three concubines, six courtyards, and the 72nd concubine! I can lie down under you without any resistance!!!"

Quickly pick up your integrity, hey!

Xie Ze moved his foot expressionlessly, kicking away his temporary extra leg pendant.

Wang Yifeng choked on these words, filled a bowl of fish soup and drank it, then heaved a sigh of relief, and looked at the person hugging his thigh with contempt. "Silly mother, why is your roommate so stupid?"

You can't even look for food by yourself, you can starve yourself to death at home, you don't know the way, how dare you call others stupid?Where does the confidence come from?

Xie Ze felt that in front of these people, even his IQ would be lowered.

Just when the salt and pepper ribs were on the plate, Xie Ze picked one up and stuffed Wang Yifeng's mouth.

Wang Yifeng looked at Xie Ze resentfully, and gnawed happily by the way, his expression and action were extremely inconsistent.

The fifth child who returned to his seat and bit his ribs looked at Xie Ze affectionately. Xie Ze had goosebumps all over his body. He kicked him to the ground and forcibly helped him return to normal.

Seeing this scene, Wang Yifeng, who was busy eating, silently consolidated in his heart the central idea that "the combat power index of the silly mother has broken the table and provoked thousands of thousands of times".

But, it turns out that a beating can really cure mental illness~ d=(▽｀)=b

If Xie Ze knew this kind of thinking, Wang Yifeng's brain might not be safe - maybe he would be pried open to see what kind of garbage is inside?

╮(╯▽╰)╭ There must be a limit to stupidity, right?

The five people who had a dinner were happy physically and mentally. The boss, Chu Lian, and the fifth said that they didn’t need to take us back by taxi. When Xie Ze was paying the bill, Wang Yifeng leaned over to take a look at the bill, but was slapped away by Xie Ze. .

"Silly mom, I ate everything, let me see that you won't lose a piece of meat~" Wang Yifeng thought of the behavior of the fifth child just now, and shamelessly approached him to show off, completely unaware that the two waitress girls around him suddenly became different The little eyes.

"Pay for seeing you?" Xie Ze looked at him from top to bottom and bottom to top twice contemptuously, "And even if you look cute, it depends on the person."

⊙[-]⊙Wang Yifeng stayed.It depends on the person to be cute?

It wasn't until Xie Ze walked to the door that Wang Yifeng realized it, jumped up and yelled at him: "What do you mean you! Don't be so cute and cute!"

"Yes, yes, you are the best." Xie Ze couldn't bear to look at Wang Yifeng's howling voice, "Hurry up!" It was so embarrassing that he wanted to take it back.

Wang Yifeng was so embarrassing that he was walking around skipping.

It was still early after returning home. According to Wang Yifeng's life habits, he should be using Weibo to play games to flirt with girls.But - he should not be in the mood to flirt with girls today. <(￣︶￣)>

Although Wang Yifeng agreed to Xie Ze's request to buy the body ♂ in order to satisfy his hunger and humiliate the country, it was obvious that Xie Ze didn't really expect him to clean up well.After all, Xie Ze was unhappy with the other seventeen relationships.Even if it's fake, I don't like it, whoever makes Wang Yifeng talk cheap, I love you dear baby, it's kind of you not to beat him to death.

"Go and mop the floor." As soon as he entered the door, Xie Ze said coolly, changed his shoes and poured a glass of water, and sat on the sofa like an old man. "The room is cleaned every day, and the living room is cleaned twice a week."

"∑(;°Д°)!!! It's not true!" Wang Yifeng wanted to cry.When he lived in college, the dormitory might not be cleaned several times a semester, okay? ! !

Glancing at Wang Yifeng, Xie Ze took a sip of water and nodded lightly. "It's true. You're not my wife, so I can't afford to feed a part-time nanny for free."

Can I do nothing as your wife? !Wang Yifeng almost howled, but fortunately, when he opened his mouth, he was forced back by the rare sanity bacteria.

Wang Yifeng thought:

ヽ(｀⌒メ)ノWang Yifeng, your brain is trapped by the door? !You are a straight man!She actually wants to be someone else's wife for food!Do you have any morals!The silly mother will despise you to death!

≥﹏≤It's cleaning or something...I really want to kneel under the silly mother's suit pants and sing conquest...

Go, go, go, your festival is over!

╮(╯▽╰)╭Well, even he hates himself~

So——Wang Yifeng threw down the right arm next to Xie Ze and hugged him, and began to act cute.

"Silly mom ~ silly mom silly mom ~ ^ω^"

Xie Ze drank the water calmly.

"Stupid~~~~Mom~~~~~"

You shook your arm so hard that it flipped out, Hun Dan!Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng's stupid cuteness and felt that he was really sad. He was clearly determined to punish him, but he wavered before it even started.

So Xie Ze pulled his hand off with a blank expression, held the cup firmly, got up, went back to the room, closed the door, and locked it. "If you don't clean up, you won't have food tomorrow."

"..." Distraught and indignant!

The grief-stricken Wang Yifeng ran to the balcony to get a mop and began to mop the floor in grief-just treat it as a digestion!After dragging the floor at night, I can eat supper made by my silly mother more confidently!snort! (￣～￣)

→_→So do you think mopping the floor is cleaning?Wang Yifeng, you are too~young~too~simple~

Suppressed by Xie Ze's cold face attack (heavy fog), Wang Yifeng tearfully mopped the floor, wiped the table, wiped the refrigerator, wiped the chairs, wiped the flower stand, wiped the cabinet, even wiped the flower pots and changed the water for the turtles in the fish tank. T_T

Xie Ze looked at his hard-pressed, haha, reluctant and obedient work, his heart moved, and he let out the anger that had been held for a day.It's not that I don't know what kind of virtue that idiot is, he's always like that when he's mad!

"I'm so stupid that I was punished by my wife." Wang Yifeng said to himself resentfully with his head down.

Hearing this, Xie Ze couldn't help but bend the corners of his mouth.

As stupid as you are, you can only be someone else's wife, okay?work you! →_→

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