Silly mother, your brick fell

Xie Ze knew that Wang Yifeng was lazy, greedy and shameless, but he didn't know that Wang Yifeng was so lazy, greedy and shameless!

He thought that Wang Yifeng would play cute, roll around, act coquettish and be lazy in order to avoid cleaning, but he never expected that Wang Yifeng would climb onto his bed directly holding the air conditioner. (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻ Pick up your integrity, please mess with me!

Xie Ze didn't expect him to clean well at first, and he would go back to work anyway, but when Wang Yifeng rolled onto his bed with the quilt in his arms, he was still shocked.

What is this idiot planning to do?

"Wang—Yi—Feng—" Xie Ze gritted his teeth, "What do you want to do?!"

"I thought about it. It's too hard to clean the two rooms. Anyway, the silly mother's room is also very big. We only need to clean one room when we live together~" Wang Yifeng didn't feel uncomfortable at all, "I will move the computer tomorrow. come over."

You really have a big heart, and you plan to just sleep on the bed of a man who has ulterior motives for you.

Xie Ze didn't know whether to cry or laugh.The original plan to take down Wang Yifeng step by step was shattered.

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻

This guy climbed into my bed by himself!How can I get up step by step!How are you going to sleep tonight!What are we going to do tomorrow!When this idiot brings the computer over, his identity in the game will definitely be exposed every minute!

Xie Ze felt like he was shooting himself in the foot.

"You—you go back to sleep!"

"Short oil, silly mom, don't be shy, there's nothing to be shy about being a man~ This can save electricity bills~" Wang Yifeng rolled on his bed with the quilt in his arms, and rolled over again, "Silly mom, your bed is so big !"

Xie Ze stood by the bed, crossed his arms and looked down at the guy who wrapped himself up like a caterpillar, his eyes sinking.

"Wang Yifeng, do you know what my name is?" Why the hell did you start crawling on my bed without knowing my name? !

"I know, the silly mother is called Xie Wuyi~~~"

Inability to vomit.

Xie Ze supported his forehead, nodded, and weakly took his mobile phone to the bathroom to wash up.

Whatever you want, it's really exhausting to deal with this kind of nerveless stuff.At most, he doesn't play games when he's around.I can't chat with him at night, because it's easy to be found face to face.

Xie Wuyi V: May I ask how to feed adult huskies?The kind that's so stupid you can't even cry.

Planning Su Mian's assist: take off!

Xie's general attack: ⊙▽⊙Silly mother actually keeps a dog?Huh~

Boiled Fish with Tomatoes: Huh~ Please take a picture of the dog~

Silly mom, I want to give birth to monkeys for you: (*/ω＼*) Silly mom and Erha, I didn’t think about it~~

Planning Su Mian God assists to reply to silly mother, I want to give birth to a monkey for you: Gu Liang, please don’t continue carelessly~(*/ω＼*) It’s okay to brainstorm 100 million words of love and smell yellow♂text~

Xie Jiamengmeng: Only I think so!Is it impossible for a silly mother to keep a dog? !Can a silly mother tolerate a shedding animal? !

My daughter-in-law is so shy and replied to Xie Jiameng: I also think that silly mothers don’t know how to keep dogs, especially Erha~

Xie Jiameng replied that my daughter-in-law is so shy: so I think!The adult husky mentioned by the silly mother is probably a personal name!Mostly Su Mian wants to fill her brain with love interest and sniff pornographic novels!

Mango class halberd: Fengmu, thank you.

Scrambled Eggs with Tomato Sauce: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mango! ! !

Scrambled egg shells with tomato sauce: Mr. Mango is really stunning, right in one sentence~ @谢无衣悲妈 Come and explain (￣～￣)

Fried Tomatoes with Tomatoes: Caught a big real tomato!

Xie Jiameng Mengda: @组织苏翠神 assists Su Mian greatly!Seek to explain!

Fengmu: (￣^￣) I am not a husky!I don't want to be too witty!So the silly mother wanted to raise a dog?

Fengmu: No!What should I do if my silly mother has a dog? ! QAQ Do I want to sleep with the dog? !

Seeing Wang Yifeng being stupid, Xie Ze wanted to shoot him to death.

Xie Wuyi replied to Fengmu: Yes, you slept with the dog.Get out of here.

As soon as Xie Ze appeared, it immediately caused a howl of wolves.Wang Yifeng didn't know which tendon was wrong, and suddenly realized the ambiguity in what he just said about sleeping with a dog.

Fengmu replied to Xie Wuyi: TAT Wucao silly mother, I didn't say you are a dog!I'm the dog, I was wrong!Kowtow to apologize to Orz

If you understand it, you will understand it, can you not say it? ╮(╯▽╰)╭ With your IQ, you still want to protect your Chrysanthemum♂ flower?stop joking~

Mango Banji: sleep together, hehe

Scrambled egg shells with tomato sauce: sleep together, huh

Planning Su Mian's assist: sleep together, hehe

……

Wang Yifeng slept with a dog→Xie Ze=dog→Who did Wang Yifeng sleep with?

He didn't want to know such a strange way of analysis. →_→Xie Ze put the phone aside speechlessly, wash it!bath!sleep!Sleep!

In addition, sleeping in the same bed with the man he had liked for seven years, he had to think about how he would sleep tonight.

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When Wang Yifeng woke up, he was still in a daze, hugging Xie Ze like an octopus and not letting go, thinking he was still dreaming, he grabbed Xie Ze's neck and gnawed two more bites.

Xie Ze's temples twitched, and he almost wanted to throw this thing out.

"Wang—————Feng, let go! Hand!" These words were squeezed out between teeth, and the frozen Wang Yifeng shivered a few times in the summer.

"QAQ idiot? Eh?" Wucao is dreaming? !So what did he just do? !He hugged a man and chewed it? !

Wang Yifeng was stunned, his gnawing motion froze, and then, like watching a video that got stuck, frame by frame, he raised his head one by one, and looked at Xie Ze blankly. "Silly mother?"

"Put your hands away, straight man." Xie Ze's voice was as cold as ice, but there was an imperceptible hint of banter in his tone.

Can a straight man hug a man and have sex dreams?Are you kidding me~~

Wang Yifeng snapped back to his senses, yelled "Ah", pushed Xie Ze off the bed, and stood beside him in a daze, at a loss.

Xie Ze was pushed hard by him, pushed to the side, and bumped his head against the bedside table.Fortunately, his bed is big, otherwise he would probably fall directly to the ground.

Wang Yifeng is an idiot! ! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

The blue veins on Xie Ze's forehead twitched, he got up and sneered at the stunned Wang Yifeng. "Heh, Wang Yifeng, you've got some patience. What, you want to fight with me?"

Wang Yifeng opened his mouth to refute, but seeing the red patch on Xie Ze's head, he was speechless again.Moreover, and he had such a strange dream just now!If the silly mother found out, she would definitely drive him out!

"I—" Wang Yifeng struggled, struggled, struggled, then jumped up, patted his buttocks and ran back to his room.This is not called fleeing, this, this is called strategic shift, yes, this is strategy.

Closing the door with a bang, Wang Yifeng tried his best to build up his mind, while recalling the touch under his hands when he just woke up.

<(￣︶￣)>Silly mother’s pectoral muscles~~~It’s about to float~~~It feels better than the dream~~~

wrong!Wang Yifeng, what strange things are you thinking? !You are a straight man! ! !

Shocked, Wang Yifeng opened his eyes and ran to the bathroom to take a shower.

I have to wash up early in the morning, and I must not let the silly mother know!If the silly mother knew that she had unreasonable thoughts about him, she would definitely kill him! T_T

Wait, what the hell are you thinking about!whispering sound!We're just buddies!

That's right, buddy, it's not too weird, is it?Some physiological phenomena are unavoidable~ So Wang Yifeng, who figured it out, was relieved, and returned to the stupid and cute state.

People like Wang Yifeng are not suitable for living in society, they don't know how to get along with others, they don't understand interpersonal relationships, and they are typically sold out and can help count money.But at the same time, he is also very stubborn. It doesn't matter what others say about what he believes.

A person like him who admits to death will never admit his mistakes and never repent when he makes a mistake. Unless he feels that he is wrong, it is useless for anyone to say it.

This is also the virtue in emotion. From the current point of view, unless he finds out that he likes Xie Ze, he will not admit it no matter what Xie Ze says.

Xie Ze rubbed his forehead helplessly, looked at the closed door and sighed.

Wang Yifeng, what exactly do you want?How much do you have to rely on before you can discover your deepest desire and admit it bravely?

Xie Ze smiled helplessly, got up to take a shower, and then continued to make breakfast.

Originally, he was a little worried that Wang Yifeng would stay in his room and refuse to leave, but now it seems that such a thing should not happen.

Xie Ze cooked a pot of white rice porridge, a plate of pickled cucumbers, two poached eggs, a glass of milk and a few steamed buns. After putting it away, Wang Yifeng had already packed it up. Wearing a white T-shirt with messy hair, he went to the dining table Sitting next to him, he stretched out his wet paws consciously.

"Silly mother, I have washed my hands."

It's almost like the posture of a child checking his parents after washing his hands.

Xie Ze slapped him on the back of his hand and handed him the chopsticks without much effort.

"Have you read the book "Blood Color"? Su Mian said that the script has been revised and will send it to me later."

You seem to be okay so quickly, Wang Yifeng, your heart is really big.It's just that with his attitude, Xie Ze couldn't bring up the matter of the morning, so he also talked about the supporting drama.

"Woo, I read it a little bit, but it's not only the eleventh day that new recruits are recruited? I don't know if they will be selected." Wang Yifeng stuffed a steamed stuffed bun in his mouth, and his words were a little vague.

"If you don't practice your IQ first, how can you be recruited?" Xie Ze disliked him mercilessly, "Don't talk with something stuffed in your mouth."

Wang Yifeng snorted, continued to gnaw on the steamed stuffed bun, and ate another poached egg, then looked helplessly at the poached egg in Xie Ze's bowl, watched Xie Ze narrow his eyes and glanced at him, and took a bite.

Q_QSilly mom, can I apply for an extra poached egg?Oh~

Xie Ze ignored him and ate his own. After eating, he took a tissue and wiped his mouth gracefully, then pushed away the chair and stood up. "Go wash the dishes."

"⊙▽⊙Eh?" Wang Yifeng looked dumbfounded.

"Don't be cute, you promised yesterday." Xie Ze looked at him condescendingly, "Or you want to be hungry for three meals a day."

So Wang Yifeng compromised very spinelessly, and obediently cleaned up the dishes.

"Oh, by the way, if the washing is not clean, it will have to be reworked." Xie Ze instructed with a smile, and then went back to the room.

"...Hmph! Can't I wash it clean? What a joke!" Wang Yifeng turned his head arrogantly and washed the dishes.

The author has something to say: T_T because it was locked, um, part of it was deleted, it was not easy to fix... So I applied for Weibo, don't ask me what I want to do!I don't do anything…………… XD