Silly mother, your brick fell

Wang Yifeng rolled back to his room that night, hiding from Xie Ze like a guilty conscience, leaving Xie Ze speechless.

Under one roof, if you have the ability to hide, if you have the ability, don't come out to eat!Run back to your room after eating Are you sure you're not avoiding washing the dishes? !Believe it or not, labor and capital will poison you to death! →_→

If Wang Yifeng hadn't been taller than Xie Ze, Xie Ze might have picked him up like a chicken and threw him out.

Wang Yifeng secretly hid back in the room, picked up his mobile phone and logged into QQQ, seeing the message Xie Ze sent him, he became happy again.My daughter-in-law gave me a gift! d=(▽｀)=b

Wang Yifeng, are you sure you haven't forgotten anything?For example, eighteen love affairs?smiling face ^_^

The happy Wang Yifeng happily sent messages to his daughter-in-law. After sending three or four messages, Xie Ze didn't reply, so he ran to browse Weibo happily.

Click on Weibo, refresh the people who follow, and then go to the Wuyi silly mother to howl, and then go to the Goddess Youyan to have a look, this is already a habit for Wang Yifeng.

So Wang Yifeng clicked on Xie Wuyi's Weibo as usual, huh?Silly mom didn't post on Weibo today?It seems that since he lived in the silly mother's house, the silly mother has posted more Weibo than before.In the past, except for new dramas, Silly Mom never posted anything about her own life.But he also mocked me yesterday as Erha!Which means I'm as stupid as a husky!

<(￣︶￣)> Who do you think doesn’t know?It's you who are mocking, kid!Does this need an explanation?

Then Wang Yifeng was horrified to discover that Goddess Youyan who had never posted on Weibo except for the COS comic exhibition!Home!Of course!hair!micro!Bo!up!

It is also said that V: the sky is dry and the things are dry, be careful with fire and candles.

What the hell is this? !Does that mean it catches fire easily on a hot day?

Wang Yifeng passed away in a hurry.Who else?It's his wife!Still his goddess!If the daughter-in-law does not reply to Weibo, she will be struck by lightning!It's still the kind that is chopped into dregs!

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law whoa, whoa, where is the fire? ⊙ω⊙

Wang Yifeng, do you dare to have a nice word? !Xie Ze, who washed the dishes and wiped his hands, wanted to hit someone.

No, why would Wang Yifeng call him his wife?Xie Ze swiped the screen of his phone twice, and found out to his pain that he had put on the wrong vest... Hehehe, as expected, staying with Wang Yifeng would lower his IQ! ! !

Xie Ze frowned, and wanted to delete Weibo, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.His Weibo fans are not too many, but there are quite a few. Although this Weibo was posted within a few minutes, there are already more than 80 comments below.It was deleted at this time, but it made them speculate suspiciously.

What's more, what if it was discovered that he was a man?He never deliberately concealed it.In fact, he thought of many kinds of Wang Yifeng's reaction after revealing his gender, some good and some bad, but none of them were because he deliberately concealed and deceived Wang Yifeng's feelings.

Although Wang Yifeng is quite incompetent, maybe it would be nice to pull it out for a walk once in a while?

He also replied to Fengmu: You are on fire.

As soon as this reply appeared, the comments on this Weibo immediately began to soar.

The cold and cold goddess is like the goddess of the flower of Gaoling!The Goddess of Youyan who never responds to other people's messages!Replied to a fan's comment! ! !

This male fan looks familiar to many people!It's the guy who feels uncomfortable all day if he doesn't give birth to a monkey for the goddess!

Originally, there were many people who called the goddess daughter-in-law and husband, and there was a kind of husband of the whole people in it, but the goddess never responded.But now!Now!The goddess replied! ! !

What a terrible thing this is!Does this reply from the goddess mean that the guy is really his object? !

Just when the public was angry (heavy fog), a few other big ones also came to stir up trouble.

Qiuqiu Qiuqiu: I just said that the goddess has blue pot friends, if you still don’t believe me, you can see for yourself~ My wife has been robbed~@三花

Ayako replied to Qiuqiu Qiuqiu: Don't mess with the ball, the goddess didn't say that the man was her boyfriend, maybe it was just a joke from an acquaintance.

If Wang Yifeng was more sensitive, he should be able to see that Ayako called him "that man".This appellation obviously implies disapproval and contempt for him, even hostility.

Qiu Qiuqiu replied: Goddess Goddess!Tell me what your relationship is!I'm dying of curiosity!

Qiuqiu Qiuqiu: @又言

Xie Ze watched Qiuqiu poking him non-stop, and finally realized that this girl was really capable of making trouble, and she probably could keep poking if he didn't give her an answer.

He also replied to Qiu Qiuqiu: Shut up.

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻What kind of rotten answer is this! Some rotten female fans expressed that they wanted to flip the table.

Sanhua: I'm here, I'm here, what's the matter with Qiuqiu poking me?

Sanhua: Misty Grass! ! !Yusu, have you really been hit by Qiuqiu? ! Q_Q You abandon your husband and son, you!

He also replied to Sanhua: Husband?son? ^_^

Sanhua silently rubbed her goosebumps.The expression of the goddess smiling is terrifying!

Sanhua replied: No, no, I was hit by an egg just now, and accidentally pressed the keyboard.egg!Come and apologize to the goddess!

Hehe, a two-month-old milk dog, can you believe it?Do you believe it yourself?Even if it's not so fast, okay.

Xie Ze didn't bother to expose him, so he took another look at Ayako's words and noticed something was wrong, but he didn't reply to Ayako's message.

Feng Mu replied and said: Wife, daughter-in-law, how do you know I'm angry?

Hehehe, the word I typed is obviously on fire, so it’s a thousand miles away from being on fire, okay?Xie Ze leaned against the door holding his mobile phone, and glanced at the door of Wang Yifeng's locked room.

You continue to be an ostrich, let me see how far you can be an ostrich!But showing affection in front of others, the mood is unexpectedly good.

He also replied to Fengmu: Go to the game and play the book.

What Xie Ze said was ambiguous. Although it was confirmed that the two knew each other, did they only know each other in the game or in reality?Is the relationship between the two people a couple in the game or a couple in reality?These things were all removed by Xie Ze.He shouldn't be too good at pulling a thousand pounds or something!

Because of Xie Ze's warning, Su Mian didn't dare to howl under Youyan's Weibo openly, so she had to run into the game and squat to watch.and!She can guarantee it!Wuyi silly mother definitely just logged into the wrong account today!Even if he shows his affection, he absolutely disdains pretending to be a girl to show it off!

Wang Yifeng received an amnesty from his wife, and happily played the game and teamed up to play books.People like them who know how to fight don't usually play dungeons, and Xie Ze never speaks even though he is good at it. Some dungeons that are particularly difficult to fight are inconvenient and lazy for them to fight.

Beating an armory alive for four hours would be a nightmare for a Fart, but for a Fart like them—hehe, get used to it.

So when Xie Ze went online, the gang had already been organized.

[Team] Fengmu: Wife, what book do you want to write? ⊙ω⊙I listen to you!

[Team] Xie Yuan: ...you decide.

[System] Mu Mu cried stupidly and applied to join the team.

Xie Ze looked around, yes, the rain falls and the wind and rain, Chunyang; Mu Xiaoqing, five poisons; nine cats, Tiance;

Not bad, the number of famous love relationships is basically all here.Xie Ze condemned the hidden sword in the game with cold eyes, and the good mood that had been maintained for a day disappeared in an instant.

[Team] Fengmu leg pendant: Deputy gang leader, what book are we playing?Hey, why do you add a nanny!Is our team milk show enough?

Aren't you a nanny yourself?Relying on you being the Ten Thousand Flowers Exorcist Boy, what do you have to do!Su Mian rolled her eyes.

[Team] Mu Mu cried stupidly: Hey, is this a book or is it a concubine paying her respects to the empress?I don’t take small medicine Bing Xin’s output is 20, do you want to try it?

[Team] Mu Xiaoqing: ...you guys stop making trouble, what book is the deputy gang leader going to write?

[Team] Nine Cats: Fuck, the team is full and I don't know what book to play?Don't be kidding me!Do you know this is the point card area?

[Team] Stupid Recruitment Specialist: Uh... that... shouldn't I come? ...

[Team] Xie Yuan: 25 bloody battles, all pass.

A screen of dots appeared in the team.

Boss' wife, is it really okay for us amateur players to play games that even professional players may not be able to pass? !Do you know that we have to play the Candle Dragon Palace for three or four hours even after being played in half an hour? (╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻ You see her / They are not happy and can't play like this!

Except for Su Mian who laughed heartily, Wang Yifeng who shamelessly agreed, and the leg pendant who made fun of him, everyone else in the team was basically a little bit ignorant.

T_T They are actually lying innocently!They don't know what to do except a little bit!And that deputy gang leader, camp commander, what about your upright and cold image?When did you become so obsequious!Every mouthful and what the daughter-in-law said is right, what does it mean that the daughter-in-law is wise and martial?

[Team] Yuluo Jingyu: Fengmu, you are enough, can you stop being such a wife slave?I just can't stand it.We can't fight bloody battles.

[Team] Fengmu: How can a single dog understand my love for my wife!You can only be lonely if you suffer like this.

[Team] Yuluo Jingyu: ...you are the one who suffers!

[Team] Mu Mu cried stupidly: ahahahaha, it turns out that Yu Luo is a gay, Goddess, did you see that Yu Luo is a gay!He wants to steal a man from you!

[Team] The Rain Falls and the Storm: Who's Gay!Stupid wood!

[Team] Mu Mu cried stupidly: Generally, the first reaction of straight men should be "I'm not gay", not "I'm not a shou"!

[Team] Xie Yuan: Ordinary straight men don't know the meaning of shou.

... so what about the printed version?Jiumao's heart almost collapsed.

The author has something to say: Mengmeng, I will take Mengmeng everyone to a bloody battle~ I guarantee that the god and goddess will die of coldness!

[Explanation of terms: Piweiyi—that is, PVE, players who specialize in dungeons in the game to do tasks; Piweipi—that is, PVP, players who specialize in fighting and grabbing heads in the game.In addition, there are scenery parties and achievement parties, literally. ]

It’s good to have seen this~ Don’t worry too much, anyone who has played Jiansan should understand it.