Silly mother, your brick fell

Although everyone in the server knew that Wang Yifeng was a wife-slave, the members of the guild were still quite shocked when they saw the dignified commander's obsequious look for the first time.

Who the hell is this guy!A few words can make people think of him nodding and bowing, hey! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

So the leg pendant silently shut up and quietly withdrew from the team.Originally, the other Yuluojiu cats, Mu Xiaoqing and the others were all used by Lalang as a stunt, and they didn't have any idea about the conductor.But she is not!She really has such an idea!However, seeing Feng Mu's wife and slave, she was a little entangled.How could she dig such a corner! ≥﹏≤

What a pain in the ass!

Seeing the vacant position in the team, Xie Ze finally changed his mind.

[Team] Xie Yuan: The bloody battle is a bit troublesome, 25 Dihua.

[Team] Xie Yuan: Shoot directly with a big fan.

[Team] Mu Mu cried stupidly: Awwow, the goddess loves you to death!I have been coveting big fans for a long time! ! !I'm going to prepare money!

[Team] Xie Yuan: Well, I know, I have.

[Team] Fengmu: Cong(｀⌒メ) Cong is stupid and crying, don't tease my wife!Kill you!

[Team] Nine Cats: …………… Stop showing off and form a team!Command Yuluo!Come crooked!

So the matter of printing the book kicked off in a row of dots.

Wang Yifeng was stuffy, very stuffy, very stuffy.

My daughter-in-law just ignores me.

The daughter-in-law knew that Stupid Wood wanted a big fan, and the daughter-in-law also said that she was rich.Even if you know each other, you can't do this!

The daughter-in-law didn't give me the temptation of love on the way to fight monsters, and left it all on others.

(You only know the Tibetan sword that came to Wushan madly and still want to be bewitched by love? Stop making trouble (;_) Letting you live is a kind of kindness! In fact, you really don’t have this dungeon! Poor! Don’t !)

Summary: My daughter-in-law doesn’t love me anymore T_T [Big cry]

So everyone who was writing the book saw some weird things appearing in the team.

[Team] Fengmu: QAQ, daughter-in-law, do you not love me anymore? T_T You don't love me anymore!

Wai Wai Li Yu Luo: "Pay attention to the blood line, pay attention to the blood line! No. [-], five poisonous butterflies rise! No. [-], Qiandie! No. [-], Qiandie, what are you doing!! Don't be dazed, you guys! Grass!"

[System] The player has been seriously injured.

Xie Ze felt as if he could see the screen turn into black and white. In the middle, he dipped a brush in ink and wrote these two lines one stroke at a time. Victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs. Heroes, please start all over again.

Yuluo in Waiwaili is going crazy.

"Two percent left, two percent! You can kill it by spitting on it alone! You actually wiped out the regiment! Fengmu, why are you crazy! Xiu En'ai knelt on the washboard and went home, closed the door and opened it!" Solve it yourself! Ma Dan destroys the group, Xiao Qing, what were you doing when I called No. [-] Qiandie?!"

"Well, just now...cough, the deputy gang leader..." Mu Xiaoqing said weakly, especially resentful.It's not just me in a daze, aren't they all scared?

[Team] Xie Yuan: Kick Fengmu out.

Xie Ze made the most decisive and correct response to the accident that just wiped out the regiment.After all, without him, everyone will definitely be able to finish the game smoothly.

[Team] Fengmu: Wife, you really don’t love me anymore QAQ You were not like this before!You used to spoil me very much!Do you not love me anymore!Beep!

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻ can't be better, whose conductor is this? Please drag it back, please!

[Team] Xie Yuan: Don't let people misunderstand, I am not familiar with you.

[Team] Wood cried stupidly: Ha!ha!ha!The small benches in the front row sell melon seeds and fruits for rent.

"Are you still paying your bills?!" Nine Cats went crazy.

[Team] Mu Mu cried stupidly: There are so many rivals in love and I can’t beat it~ Come come, nine cats knock melon seeds, you are also one of the stupid loves~~~

"Fuck, why don't you hold grudges like this! That's Mengmeng talking nonsense!"

[Team] Wood cried stupidly: (*≧m≦*) The opposite sex is only for breeding the same sex is true love, don't argue!So Goddess, what about the fact that Stupid Fengmu cheated on you behind your back?

What the hell, people just hook up with each other.

The people in the team who watched the show felt a little pain in their knees.Mengmeng seems to have pulled a lot of people in order to make up eighteen!

[Team] Fengmu: Shut up when you're stupid!Daughter-in-law, I don’t [cry loudly] I only love you!Do you want to dig out my heart and show it to you?There is only you!

[Team] Xie Yuan: Dig quickly.

[Team] Fengmu: ...

[Team] Xie Yuan: Shut up and type.

Xie Ze said in his heart: I'm not happy with this attack, you should prepare dinner tonight. ^_^

Then the whole process went smoothly—oh, except that Feng Mu lay dead and no one rescued him—well, everything went smoothly.

The head of the group, Yu Luo, fought back redly, and really took out a big fan.The other two Xiuxiu in the group also wanted it, but Su Mian didn't get it because of the torment. It was another Xiuxiu who spent 21 gold to take it.In Su Mian's own words, it is: more than 300 yuan!I'm not as rich as my brother!

Xie Ze wanted to cry but had no tears.They all said that I am rich, so you blame me for being stingy?

When it was time to pay wages, everyone in the group except Fengmu was very happy, because——

"Fengmu, you hang up too much. You have no contribution to the team and no salary."

"Yu Luo, you villain! It's obvious that you don't give me blood!"

"Your daughter-in-law is a nanny, and she doesn't give you blood, which girl do you expect to give you blood before you go to 818?"

Wang Yifeng's heart was even more congested.

#On a serial murder caused by recruiting 818 posts#

T_T fainted in the toilet.

Xie Zecai didn't care how worried he was, and took the salary to play the game and turn off the computer to go shopping and cook.

Confused, Wang Yifeng watched his daughter-in-law go offline, and ran to pat on Xie Ze's door.

"Silly mother, what kind of horse should we eat tonight?"

"Don't eat." Xie Ze held the wallet and blocked a certain Erha at the door with a blank expression to prevent him from entering.

"Silly mother, don't be like this~ Don't block the door~" Wang Yifeng laughed like a dog.He just has a little bit of innocence, and it's all exposed when he smiles.

"My room is too hot." Xie Ze remained expressionless.

Wang Yifeng was embarrassed, stretched out two fingers to grab Xie Ze's sleeve, shook it a few times, and shook it a few more times, looking like a weak and weak person who was abandoned.

Xie Ze wanted to stare at him, but when he saw his wet eyes, he immediately lost all momentum.Being angry with Wang Yifeng is simply cruel!

"Say!"

(*/ω＼*) Wang Yifeng looked at Xie Ze shyly as if he had received an amnesty.

You are shy!Xie Ze couldn't bear it anymore.

"Change your expression, speak quickly if you have something to say, and be careful that I will rape you again."

Xie Ze spoke very calmly, and Wang Yifeng's face was bloodied with fright. "Silly silly mother! You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you! Do you have this habit! You, you, you!"

"What hobby?" Xie Ze raised his eyelids and looked at him.

"You actually like to use force!" Wang Yifeng complained tearfully.

Xie Ze: "..." Did I force you? Did I force you? Did I force you! ! !And why isn't your focus on being a man yourself? !

Xie Ze felt that he had been stimulated by Wang Yifeng and had nothing to say.Now he can bear Wang Yifeng rubbing his nosebleed on his clothes!

"Go out and buy groceries."

Wang Yifeng followed dog-leggedly, picked up the vegetables before and after running, and was very happy to see Xie Ze pick the vegetables. He praised the silly mother so virtuous and could marry directly, and didn't even pay attention to what Xie Ze bought.

Onions, garlic, coriander, preserved eggs, carrots, green peppers, and, yes, leeks.

Xie Ze had almost bought it, and took Wang Yifeng home.Going home—the place he used to call only living, now felt like coming home.

Wang Yifeng continued to follow shamelessly, feeling that he should be able to ask after laying the groundwork for so long, so he pulled Xie Ze's sleeve and opened his mouth cautiously.

"Silly mom, you said that if a girl buys you a gift before noon, but suddenly ignores you after noon, what is the reason?"

First, it's not a girl.Second, what kind of "wonderful" gift do you think it will be?Third, you risk your own death.

Xie Ze glanced at him, then withdrew his gaze and continued walking. "What did you do?"

"I didn't do anything!" Wang Yifeng was indignant, "It's because I didn't do anything! My daughter-in-law suddenly ignored me!"

"Oh." Xie Ze nodded, "I think it's because you're stupid."

Wang Yifeng: "... Then it's impossible to suddenly ignore me today! If it's because I'm stupid, I mean it's because I'm stupid. This is just an example. She should have ignored me a long time ago!"

Xie Ze sneered and stopped to look at him. "Suddenly become smarter? Maybe it's because you are so stupid today."

"...What kind of answer is that!" Wang Yifeng left Xie Ze angrily and left.Then, he turned back again. (￣～￣) What’s the matter without the key!snort!

Wang Yifeng, who had no backbone, no integrity, and was dejected, finally pleased President Xie Dawu (Da Wu), who looked cold and paralyzed, smiled and grabbed his wrist. "Let's go."

The unscrupulous Wang Yifeng obediently followed.

The author has something to say: [War!Heroes in love with the enemy palace! ] Hahahaha I'm not talking, there will be an important male supporting role in the next chapter, special!special!special!important! (??ω??)σ can be seen from my three specials!Say important things three times~