Silly mother, your brick fell

Because of being tossed about by the little milk cat for more than an hour, it was already past five o'clock when Xie Ze and Wang Yifeng were about to go home.

Xie Ze's regular dinner time is from 05:30 to [-]:[-], so it will be very late when he goes back to cook.But if you go out to eat—what about this stupid cat?

In fact, this kitten is still witty, it was keenly aware of the tragic death that followed Su Mian, and it was able to avoid it by hugging Wang Yifeng's thigh in time, which is really gratifying. <(￣︶￣)>

But, Wang Yifeng, you have nothing to eat~

After hesitating for a while, Xie Ze took Wang Yifeng and the cat home with his things.I'm too lazy to make rice, and I still have some dumplings at home. I made them not long ago, so let's cook them and eat them.

Su Mian realized that she didn't have dinner, so she followed her shamelessly.

What is the face?Can I eat it? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Then Su Mian, Xie Ze, and Wang Yifeng ate wontons together, and the kitten -- oh, it was hungry and finished eating first.

A certain cat: Meow!I'm young and hungry all day! T_T How are these masters like this!

When Wang Yifeng heard the kitten meowing, he continued to stuff wontons into his mouth with chopsticks in his right hand, and stretched out his left hand to touch the kitten lying on his lap.

"Slap!" Xie Ze slapped him, and Wang Yifeng cried out with tears in his eyes.

"Silly mother, why did you hit me?"

"Don't touch your pet while eating." Xie Ze ate the wonton expressionlessly.

"Ha—" Su Mian looked at it and started laughing, but just as she said it, she suddenly thought of something, she immediately shut her mouth and lowered her head to bury her face in the plate.

Just kidding, Wang Yifeng has a relationship buff, but she doesn't!It's not a big deal for Xie Ze to be beaten until he is paralyzed after getting angry.Don't ask her how she knew, the boy who failed to confess his love to Xie Ze in high school and tried to kiss him forcibly is still walking with a limp.

Then Wang Yifeng's tearful right hand was holding the chopsticks while holding the left hand - patter, the chopsticks fell, hit the little milk cat on his thigh, and fell to the ground again.

Dear Wang Yifeng, can you give up this difficult movement of "holding chopsticks and holding hands"?Friendly reminder: Your chopsticks fell off~ I met a kitten~ Idiot mom has a cleanliness~

Originally, if the chopsticks are dropped, just pick them up~ Wang Yifeng has always felt that there is nothing wrong with eating dirty, and the floor of the silly mother's house is so clean, there is no dust, so what's the problem with picking it up?

But when Wang Yifeng picked up the chopsticks and stretched them towards the wontons, Xie Ze suddenly picked them up by the collar and slipped away.

"Ah, ah, ah, what are you doing, silly mother!" Wang Yifeng was so frightened that he dropped his chopsticks and hugged the kitten, fearing that it would accidentally roll off.

Xie Ze's face turned black when he saw him holding the cat.Why can't you have a good meal? !Believe it or not, labor and capital threw this cat from the seventeenth floor? ! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

Su Mian stuffed herself into the plate and tried to weaken her sense of existence.So it turns out that brother and Wang Yifeng "get along peacefully" like this?Tsk tsk tsk~ I really feel sorry for brother, I must be so angry every day that my liver hurts, my stomach hurts, my penis hurts.

Kitten: "Meow..." [I'm so innocent, hey! ]

The kitten's weak cry did not save Xie Ze from the blackened state, and the dinner ended with Wang Yifeng being dragged to the kitchen and forced to wash his hands, which was extremely harmonious.

Su Mian slipped away immediately after eating, Xie Ze originally wanted to urge Wang Yifeng to wash the dishes~ but when he saw Wang Yifeng immediately picked up the cat after eating...

Tomorrow, I will eat fried green peppers with coriander, fried garlic with onions, fried leeks with carrots, and preserved eggs in dry pot. Don’t ask him why.Wang Yifeng was supposed to eat it today!

Wang Yifeng didn't know the miserable life he was going to face next, so he happily started making milk powder to feed the cat.

Dear Wang Yifeng children's shoes, does it cost more than 200 a bag to make goat milk powder, which is more expensive than the food you eat?Is it wrong for you to make a small bottle with half a bottle of milk powder?Can you make a newborn kitten be fed with a syringe?

Xie Ze is not completely immune yet, seeing Wang Yifeng's actions, he almost slapped the bottle on his head.

"Less milk powder! It's still small!"

The kitten echoed: "Meow..." (Yes, I'm still a scorpion)

"Try the temperature! You will be burned!"

The kitten agrees: "Meow~"

"Give me the syringe, I'll do it."

……

So, Wang Yifeng, you said you want to raise it yourself?

"Meow~"

Half an hour later, the little milk cat had completely abandoned Wang Yifeng and turned to Xie Ze's arms.

In fact, Xie Ze disliked it very much, and wanted to find a basin to press it in and rub it, but he was afraid that rubbing it would kill him.so troublesome. →_→

Wang Yifeng especially disliked the kitten's ungrateful and shameless behavior, and then communicated with it in grief.

"He wanted to throw you away just now! He didn't hug you! Think about who picked you up and took you to the hospital to feed you milk powder!"

Xie Ze raised his eyebrows, and looked at the nagging Wang Yifeng with a half-smile.

Wang Yifeng shuddered, and immediately changed his words. "Those are all stupid mothers! This handsome guy in front of you is so handsome that everyone is miserable!"

Being praised so much, Xie Ze couldn't be happy at all. ^_^

"So, are you handsome?"

"I've been overwhelmed by the stupid mom!" Wang Yifeng hugged Xie Ze's thigh like a dog.

Xie Ze smiled and gave Wang Yifeng a meaningful look.

Wang Yifeng was in a daze~ The silly mother looks so pretty when she smiles~ Even if her eyes seem a bit malicious~ But she's just so hot and handsome!So handsome, so handsome!

"Okay." Seeing Wang Yifeng in a daze, Xie Ze ruthlessly threw the fed kitten into his arms, and ruthlessly warned, "Don't put it on the bed!"

"Why?" Wang Yifeng, who came back to his senses, quickly hugged the kitten, howled plaintively, and followed Xie Ze around. "Silly mom, silly mom, why don't you give it a name~"

"No." Xie Ze refused mercilessly.When the cat gets older, he will find a way to get rid of it and never stay at home!

Wang Yifeng made persistent efforts. "Take it, take it~ Look how much it likes you! Right, little guy!"

"Meow!" (Yeah, I like you so much!)

"No." Xie Ze turned around mercilessly and took all the kittens' litter, cat food, cat rice bowl, and cat cages into Wang Yifeng's room. "If you see it in my room, throw it down on the seventeenth floor, and it will be lucky if it doesn't die."

"Silly mother, you are so heartless! QAQ" Wang Yifeng complained tearfully, "You are ruthless, you are unjust, you are making trouble for no reason!"

"Cry again and beat you back to the period of the Republic of China." Xie Ze was unmoved.

"So silly mom, give it a name~~~"

"..." I really want to hit him!Xie Ze's paralyzed face, which had remained unchanged for thousands of years, almost couldn't hold back.

"Stupid~~~ Mom~~~ Salang~"

Face: Hello everyone, I am Wang Yifeng's face—hey, he didn't want me a long time ago and I disappeared.

Xie Ze was so haunted by him that he wanted to die, so he glanced at him casually and said a name casually. "wildcat."

Wang Yifeng was speechless.Silly mother, your naming art is too high, go to any trash can outside and see how many wild cats meow in the middle of the night.

"Meow——" (I don't want to be called a wild cat, I'm not a wild cat.)

"Silly mother, can we be more distracted?"

Xie Ze looked at him seriously. "you sure?"

Wang Yifeng nodded vigorously. "Definitely and definitely!"

"As long as you care about it, you agree with it?"

"necessary!"

"Okay, let's call it Husky." See how embarrassed you are for a cat!

On Wang Yifeng's face was embarrassment written all over it. "... OO silly mother, are you serious?"

Xie Ze nodded seriously.

"Meow!" (Laozi is a cat!!!)

Wang Yifeng glanced tangledly at the struggling kitten in his arms, then at Xie Ze who said he was serious with a blank face, tangled, tangled, and then babbled at the kitten.

"I'm sorry, husky, look at this family, the status of the silly mother is higher than mine. If he says one thing, I dare not say another thing. If he says something, I dare not say anything. If he says zongzi is sweet, I dare not ask for it." eat salty..."

So why is your husky barking so easy?

The kitten looked at him sadly, and meowed sadly. (You can even call me a wild cat!)

Wang Yifeng continued to babble: "You see, the name Husky is also very good. It's so majestic to say it! I can take Husky out for a run in the future. People think I have a dog..."

"Meow..." I was weak. (So ​​what have you got to be proud of? Hutches are about as stupid as you are.)

Wang Yifeng wanted to continue rambling, but Xie Zechang stretched out his hand to grab the kitten, and threw it into the cat litter as gently as possible.

Wang Yifeng: T_T□□□□ silly mother.

Xie Ze looked at his stupid look, and grabbed his ear with one hand.

Wang Yifeng didn't react, he yelled "Ouch", and then looked at Xie Ze pitifully. "What are you doing, silly mother?"

Hehe, what am I doing, I hit you.

"Go take a shower and sleep!"

Wang Yifeng, who was ruthlessly thrown into the bathroom, didn't remember that he had class early in the morning, so he took a bath in a daze.

Silly mom touched my ears~ Silly mom's hands are so cold. (*/ω＼*)

Such icy hands are the best way to cool down on a hot day!

My ears are going to burn~

The silly mother also seems to be very cool, is the body temperature of Bingshan's paralyzed face lower than that of normal people?It must be very comfortable to hold in the summer~(*/ω＼*)

My face is so hot...

Wucao Wang Yifeng, what are you doing? ! ! !

Wang Yifeng, who was hot all over from the hot water, suddenly came to his senses. Seeing some strange places in himself, he was so frightened that the shampoo in his hand fell to the ground with a bang.

Me, me, me... I'm blaspheming silly mother again! QAQ I am guilty of my sins! ! !

And someone like Xie Ze, who is in the abstinence department, happens to be taking a bath too, and just happens to forget about abstinence by accident... It just so happens that he still remembers Wang Yifeng hugging that cat!Toss it sooner or later!Even with such a small body, he has the face to compete with labor and management for a man. Do you want to die? !

Husky: Meow~ I am innocent~

The author has something to say: <(￣︶￣)>Maybe there will be another update sometime in the early morning