Silly mother, your brick fell

Wang Yifeng hugged the kitten as if he was protecting the calf. When he saw Xie Ze looking over, he hugged it in his arms specially, with an expression of [I will turn against you if you touch it].

Xie Ze's face turned dark.

Dare to know that he doesn't want to keep cats anymore!Made it look like this.

"Are you going to hold it like this for a long time? You're going to suffocate it to death."

"Eh? Will it suffocate to death?" Wang Yifeng quickly let go a little, and he was relieved after confirming that the kitten's stomach was still bulging. "Obviously still alive."

I didn't say it was dead!

Xie Ze's facial expression was particularly unfriendly. "Go to the pet store." Fortunately, there are many pet owners in the community, and there is a pet hospital not far away.

"No!" Wang Yifeng became furious after hearing Xie Ze's words, "I don't want to give it away!"

Xie Ze wanted to crush the cat to death.

"Don't you want to give it a check? If you want to keep it, don't get vaccinated and sterilized? Don't buy milk powder?"

"Silly mother, did you agree to keep it?" Wang Yifeng was happy when he heard Xie Ze said that he would check and vaccinate the kitten, thinking that he was happy to keep it.After all, it still costs a lot of money to toss these things down. If you don't want to raise them, most people won't spend this money and effort at all.

However——╮(╯▽╰)╭

"No." Xie Ze answered simply and without hesitation.Cats, impossible.

Wang Yifeng's dumb hair that had just stood up fell down again. "Why, this kitten is so cute and cute, look at it..."

Xie Ze was expressionless. "So do you want to go to the pet hospital?" After speaking, he walked to the side, bent down to pick up the vegetables that Wang Yifeng had just dropped on the ground, "It closes at five o'clock."

Wucao, if you don't check it now, if there is any problem, you will die at night!Wang Yifeng nodded quickly, ignoring his complaints. "Go! Go! Go."

Isn't it just a cat!The silly mother won't raise him!snort!

If Xie Ze could predict the future, he would definitely not help Wang Yifeng find a cat. →_→

It was already 04:30 when the two of them and the cat arrived at the pet hospital. Along the way, Wang Yifeng kept nagging Xie Ze to name the kitten. According to him, if you choose a name, you will have feelings, and even if Xie Ze doesn’t like it afterwards It will not be cruel to throw it into the trash can.

But Xie Ze was hungry and didn't want to name the little thing at all, and the little thing was still dirty.He almost wanted to throw the cat directly at the pet hospital and pull it down.

But no, Wang Yifeng took that little milk cat like something, afraid that Xie Ze would throw it away impulsively.Although, Xie Ze paid for the examination of the kitten.

→_→ You agreed to raise it yourself?

The kitten checked quickly, and it was done in half an hour.There is no problem, but it is relatively weak. The pet doctor told him not to take it out and not to take a bath after returning home. Wang Yifeng kept nodding beside him.When Xie Ze heard him say not to take a bath, his expression was already unreadable.

Then the problem focused on the matter of "raising cats".

"Silly mother, look at it is so small, it will definitely die if thrown out!" Wang Yifeng began to try to persuade Xie Ze.

Xie Ze glanced at him with no expression on his face. "No cats allowed in the house."

"But you spent so much money on it just now, what a waste if it dies!" Wang Yifeng continued his efforts.

"It will cost more money to keep it going." Xie Ze remained expressionless.

"Silly mother! Do you have love! I must be with it!" Wang Yifeng frowned.

Xie Ze was expressionless. "Well, you can take it and move away."

Wang Yifeng almost cried.Sure enough, you can't be cruel to a silly mom, and a silly mom doesn't like this. T_T Kneel down and hold your thighs and cry. "QAQ idiot~~silly~mom~ please mess with me please mess with me, you can't just throw the two of us out!"

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻Is this how you use it?! Your Chinese teacher is really not mad?! And labor and capital have never messed with you!

Xie Ze lost his temper after being pestered by him.

"Send it to Su Mian to raise, she likes small animals."

Su Mian, who likes small animals: Axie——hey, I remember feeding mealworms to Honghong!That little thing always likes to stay in the mud now and doesn't eat well.

PS: Hong Hong is a red rose spider raised by Su Mian. d=(▽｀)=b

Wang Yifeng thought of Su Mian's "Provincial Taekwondo Champion" and "Provincial Sanda Champion", and felt that his back was chilly, and even the hair of the little milk cat seemed to stand on end.

"Are you sure, Su Mian is [likes small animals] rather than [likes to eat small animals]?"

Xie Ze nodded shamelessly. "Well, she likes small animals and has several of them." If spider ants are also considered small animals.

It took only 2 minutes for Su Mian to arrive, probably out of animal intuition, the little milk cat started to tremble vigorously when he saw Su Mian.

If you want to follow Su Mian, a stick insect, spider, and scorpion that eats without stress, it will be a ghost if it is not afraid.Wang Yifeng stroked its fur soothingly and picked it up.

"Silly mother, are you sure? Look at it shaking so badly."

"It's so happy that it's epileptic." Xie Ze continued to work on getting the kitten out.Whoever loves to raise whoever raises!Anyway, you are not allowed to bring it into his house!

Silly mother, do you dare not be shameless?Do you tremble when you are happy?Embarrassed, Wang Yifeng avoided Su Mian and hugged the kitten tightly. "No, Su Mian's martial arts are too strong, what if I accidentally pinch him to death!"

Su Mian understood their topic, laughed loudly, raised her hand to punch Wang Yifeng, but Xie Ze blocked it, and punched a wall next to her, laughing out of breath while beating.

"Ahahahaha... Wang Yifeng, give up. My brother has a cleanliness and is a curmudgeon. He will never agree to keep cats and dogs, even if you are his wife."

"Then how can I agree?" Wang Yifeng looked at Xie Ze resentfully.

Xie Ze turned his head away to avoid his gaze.It's useless to be cute!It's no use pretending to be pitiful!Absolutely no cats!It is already a major progress for labor and capital to raise a tortoise!

The girl who came to pick up her dog from the pet hospital at the back saw Su Mian pounding the wall so hard, she shrank a little worried that the wall would cause problems, and walked with her dog much faster.

Su Mian continued to laugh like crazy.

"Let me give you an idea, you keep the cat in the guest room and don't let it out, you live with my brother, hahahaha..."

Wang Yifeng was dumbfounded.

He, he, he did that kind of thing to the silly mother, how could he still live in the same room with the silly mother? !What if I dream about my silly mom again at night!If the silly mother knows that I have a erotic dream about him and what the hell, she will definitely regard me as a pervert, hey! T_T

But the kitten... woo Su Mian, he thinks the kitten won't survive tonight! QQ

Wang Yifeng's heart was very tangled.

Is chastity or kitten important?This is really a difficult question to answer.

Xie Ze wanted to slap Su Mian to death when he heard Su Mian's suggestion, and immediately turned black and wanted to grab the kitten and throw it into her arms, but fortunately Wang Yifeng avoided it.

It was too late for Wang Yifeng to get entangled. He was afraid that the kitten would really be taken away by Su Mian and abused if he kept entangled with it, so he made a quick decision.

"Silly mother, I will live with you. The kitten lives in my room alone. I promise to clean it every day, never let the house smell bad, and keep it from running around. I raise it and feed it myself." This string of words Wang Yifeng said very clearly Hurry up, it's as if you are about to go to the battlefield.

Xie Ze originally wanted to refuse, but before he could speak, Su Mian winked and pulled him aside.

"Brother, it's just a cat. Do you think it's worth changing a wife?"

"unnecessary."

"Do you not need a wife or a cat?" Su Mian smiled sinisterly, "Look, because of that cat, Wang Yifeng promised to wash it up and lay down to offer chrysanthemums~ If you don't need a wife, just Let Wang Yifeng take that cat to wander~"

"I don't need a cat." Xie Ze frowned.

"Hey, it's just a kitten." Su Mian continued insidiously, "You see, if Wang Yifeng raises this cat, if you quarrel in the future, he will compromise even for the sake of the cat, although I think with his IQ can't compete with you."

"Also, you can threaten him with a cat in the future, and then you can subdue Play~ tempt Play~ hehehehehehehehe..."

Hearing the string of laughter, Xie Ze twitched the corners of his mouth.

"I can make him agree without a cat."

Su Mian pouted. "But now he wants to die for this cat!"

Xie Ze frowned.As far as Wang Yifeng's ability to take care of himself is concerned, he still needs to bring a cat, so moving out to live may be a toss.After all, he has degenerated to the point where he would starve to death if no one fed him.

Raise a cat, grass!

Xie Ze gritted his teeth and looked at Wang Yifeng. "good!"

Wang Yifeng was terrified by his ferocious expression, holding the kitten and getting ready to run away.

T_T It's the first time that silly mother has shown such a scared expression to me ah woo woo woo woo - don't be scary even if you don't allow cats!That expression really wants to eat me up!

Xie Ze really wanted to eat people.

"Bring another bag of goat milk powder, a syringe, and cat litter, cat litter, and cages..." Su Mian got Xie Ze's consent, and began to ask the little girl behind the counter what necessities she needed to buy.

Wang Yifeng was instantly happy when he heard this, and shouted that he didn't want the cage, and ran to Su Mian's side to research what else to buy.

"I definitely need a cage, otherwise it will rebel when no one is at home."

"No, my cat is very good, you see."

Oh, that's because it's still too small.Su Mian moved out Xie Ze to block him. "It will run into the silly mother's room."

Wang Yifeng: "...Okay, I want a cage."

Then--

"Hey hey hey... silly mom, I—"

Xie Ze paid with a blank expression.

The author has something to say: because I accidentally deleted more than 800 words when I was coding today. . . .Playing again is simply cruel. . .So be cute and roll around, please leave a message~