Silly mother, your brick fell

After pulling the weeds, Wang Yifeng hesitated to go back, holding the cardboard box in his arms like something tangled up.

T_T If I take it back, will my silly mother think I'm a pervert?If you say to a silly mother, "I didn't buy this, but my wife gave it to me," will the silly mother believe it?

Wang Yifeng thought about it, and Qian Dapang in the dormitory next door held an inflatable doll and said to himself: "Oh, I didn't buy this, it was specially given to me by my daughter-in-law."

He must have slapped him and scolded: "Your wife loves you so much, why didn't you give yourself to you! There are so many small hotels outside!"

The picture was too beautiful for him to resist.

But - it's been so long since school started!Why is the daughter-in-law still unwilling to see him? !What the daughter-in-law said that day should mean Benxian, right?Bar?Bar!

Holding the cardboard box, Wang Yifeng looked around blankly.

My daughter-in-law shouldn't hide in a corner to watch me wretchedly, right?Um!Certainly not!

How did the daughter-in-law know my name is Wang Yifeng, and asked the silly mother to send me brochures?Does the daughter-in-law know the silly mother?Hey, they are all named Xie!

How did the daughter-in-law know which classroom I was in?

Wang Yifeng was full of doubts, wandered around the school, and then wandered to the downstairs of the postgraduate dormitory.

That's right, the daughter-in-law is also a goddess, and the goddess is omnipotent.

→_→ After Wang Yifeng explained himself, he was relieved again, and turned around and continued walking in a daze.

"Hey! Why did you leave, Old Wang?" This voice!Wang Yifeng was startled, and turned his head to take a look, Wucaoqian is big fat!When did Wucao walk downstairs to the graduate student dormitory? !Wucao labor and management don't have a box of instant noodles for you! !However, when he wanted to run away, Qian Dapang grabbed his shoulders.

"Old Wang, I heard that you became popular in our school, tsk tsk tsk, I overslept and didn't have time to see that post."

That's really thankful.Wang Yifeng's face was stiff.

"Hey, but I heard that you plan to send me a whole box of Master Kong's Braised Beef Noodles?"

"Where did you hear that?" Wang Yifeng wanted to die.Is that clarification post saving him or harming him?And even in that clarification post, it didn’t say that I would give you a box of braised beef noodles, okay!

"You don't know a lot of people in this building, do you? Do you think I have a good relationship with you? Say it yourself!"

"When you threw the slippers at me, did you ever think that we have a good relationship?" Wang Yifeng despised him very much, "You sold your integrity like this just for a bucket of instant noodles, did you just make it up?"

Fatty Qian laughed, and patted Wang Yifeng on the shoulder vigorously to show his friendship.However--

"Oh! Fatty, are you going to slap labor and capital to death with iron sand palms?!"

Money is fat and embarrassing. "I'm sorry, sorry, I didn't control my strength." After speaking, he raised his hand and wanted to pat twice to express his apology. Wang Yifeng quickly ran forward for a certain distance to avoid it.

"Where are you standing! Don't come over here! I'm afraid you'll shoot Laozi to death if you get excited!" Wang Yifeng looked at Qian Dapang's embarrassing expression and didn't sympathize with him at all, "Do you know why you are called Qian Dapang? The force can crush people to death! Don't shoot me, I don't have instant noodles for you!"

When Qian Dapang heard this, he laughed again, a particularly wretched smile. "No instant noodles? Then what are you holding in your hand? I don't think it looks like instant noodles either~"

"Laugh at your grandma ♂ legs! I don't care what I have in my hand! If I don't have it, I don't have it! I won't give it to you!" Wang Yifeng frowned.

But stupid maple, don't you know that the whole school knows that you bought a box of instant noodles?If you deny it like this, it is really easy for people to think of the truth of the matter. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Wang Yifeng's IQ Jun has been offline.

Just at such a bad time, a few students who also lived in the postgraduate dormitory came back, and when they saw Wang Yifeng, they surrounded him happily, and started talking nonsense with each other.

"Wang Yifeng, where are you getting rich now? Are you giving each person a box of instant noodles?"

Wang Yifeng rolled his eyes, is instant noodles as good as the Yangchun noodles cooked by the silly mother?Is there any pursuit!

"Look at who we are with whom! Right! My old lady even knows your aunt!"

...I have an aunt and grandma, why didn't I know!

"How embarrassing we are for giving away a box like this! What flavors do you buy?"

Sorry you still ask!Face or not!

……

This group of graduate students are so thick-skinned!Wang Yifeng finally understood that they lived so peacefully in the postgraduate dormitory building, it must be because Huang Daxian was too thick-skinned to eat it!

Wang Yifeng was powerless to fight, so Lasagna called Xie Ze for help.

"QAQ idiot, are you in school? I'm haunted by a bunch of dirty things!"

A group of dirty things: = convex = Who is this guy crying to?Have you ever seen a boy cry to his girlfriend?How old are you? You are like a child, and you will sue the teacher and the parents if you are bullied!

Wang Yifeng hung up the phone, looked at them, snorted, and hugged the box in his arms tightly.

Well, he didn't realize that there was something wrong with his behavior of crying to Xie Ze and asking Xie Ze to help him get back when he was bullied.

But Wang Yifeng, Wang Yifeng, if you were bullied by Xie Ze, who would you cry to?Throwing into the arms of the silly mother and crying, you will be bullied even more~ I really love your little chrysanthemum~

Xie Ze felt speechless when he received the call, with embarrassment in capital letters all over his face.This thing is too childish!Is he still in kindergarten? !What the hell is this sense of sight with children!

Then, Mr. Xie Ze, with a look of contempt on his face, didn't even have time to walk to the school, so he drove to make sure.

The one who said he was naive, you are not much better, are you?Tsk, parents~

"Parent Xie" was like picking up a child from kindergarten. He drove the car directly to the downstairs of the postgraduate dormitory of University A, honked the horn twice, and led Wang Yifeng home.

Q_QWhat happened to them?When you see the silly mom, turn around and leave without saying a word?Hey, why didn't I know when the silly mother bought the car?

Fatty Qian: It’s been so long since school started, you don’t know who he is?Give me a break.You have the guts to provoke him and we haven't lived enough.

Wang Yifeng sat on the back seat in a daze, still holding the box in his arms.

Xie Ze despised him expressionlessly. "Don't be reluctant to part with your inflatable doll, leave the back seat, you sit in the front."

"Who is so reluctant to part with the inflatable doll!" Wang Yifeng, who forcibly "climbed" from the back seat to the passenger seat, jumped up and hit the roof of the car with a bang.

T_T good... hurts...

Xie Ze helplessly stretched out his right hand and rubbed his head.

Wang Yifeng was stunned, he forgot even the pain, blushed for no reason, and obediently sat on his seat without moving.

Xie Ze saw his blushing face, his heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly leaned over to press him.

Wang Yifeng stared at Xie Ze, his mind went blank.

Bang bang bang!Bang bang bang!Bang bang bang!Whose heart beats so fast!Definitely not mine!

Wang Yifeng's face is getting redder and redder... What do you want to do, silly mother? (*/ω＼*)

"Hey, are you stupid? Why are you in a daze?" Seeing that Xie Ze was about to kiss Wang Yifeng, there was a sudden click, and Xie Ze sneered and retreated.

It was rare for Wang Yifeng not to refute or blow his hair, and looked down at his legs, his blushing could be used as a red light.

If you wear your seat belt, you will wear your seat belt. Why is the silly mother acting so ambiguous!Shy to death!And just now, the silly mother's breath sprayed on her face, itching——Wang Yifeng froze, and saw that somewhere in him was bulging for no reason, and he wanted to dig a hole and bury himself.

T_T What the hell is labor and capital confronting a man now!Is Lao Zi a straight man——?

The car was very quiet. Xie Ze didn't have the habit of listening to music while driving. After the navigation said with a female voice [the school road ahead, please pay attention to pedestrians], there was no sound at all.

Wang Yifeng clamped his legs and took a sneak peek at Xie Ze. Seeing that he was driving seriously and didn't notice anything strange about him, he was relieved, and then tried his best to suppress it with his mind.

However, Xie Ze is not blind. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"What were you thinking just now?" Xie Ze was usually reluctant to speak while driving, but he couldn't help seeing Wang Yifeng like this.

"Ah? Ah! No, I didn't think about anything!" Can labor and management admit that they are thinking about whether they are straight or not? !

Xie Ze glanced at him contemptuously. "So hard without thinking? What are you trying to do to my car?"

"Who the hell wants to do something to your car! Labor and management are people with wives! (╯° °) ╯︵┻━┻" What the hell do I want to do to you... Bah!

Xie Ze despised him.

After these few conversations, Wang Yifeng found that diverting attention seemed to be able to suppress a certain impulse, so he took the initiative to talk again. "By the way, silly mom, why do you have a car? How come I never knew about it?"

"always have."

"Oh~"

Half a minute passed.

"Silly mother, why did you think of driving here? Are you not at school?"

"come on."

Another half minute passed.

"Silly mother, silly mother, why are the fat and the others afraid of you when they see you?"

It's embarrassing. You can tell they're afraid of me. "It's nothing." Xie Ze's tone was not fluctuating, "When I was a freshman, someone confessed to me, and I sent him to the hospital."

"Male, male or female?" Wang Yifeng carefully sat up straight.

Xie Ze gave him a meaningful look. "male."

Wang Yifeng's chrysanthemum tightened, and obediently died down. T_TSilly mother doesn't like men!Well, then even if I really change my mind, the silly mother doesn't like me either!

It's like a fire extinguisher.

The author has something to say: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Stupid Maple is like this, ahem, cough, his orientation. . .Cough cough cough. . .