Silly mother, your brick fell

Wang Yifeng felt a little bad about himself.

No, it's not a little bad, it's very bad, very bad.

Originally, he thought that he had to have a good talk with his wife when he got home, and it was wrong to send inflatable dolls to others casually, and he had to ask clearly what the relationship between his wife and silly mother was.

However, the fact is that he has reacted to the silly mother's breath since he was in the car. After that, he began to avoid Xie Ze involuntarily, and he also felt an inexplicable guilt for the love in the game "Xie Yuan" psychology.

Well, it's a bit like the mentality of a man who has a family and cheated on his wife.

Of course, this little bit of guilt can't hurt Wang Yifeng, the main reason for him to avoid Xie Ze is that he has had strange dreams ♂ one after another for several days.

Yes, that's right, it was him and the silly mother in the dream. . .in harmony with. . .sleep. . .

T_T I was wrong, I was a beast, I actually blasphemed my stupid mother!Wang Yifeng held Huskies in tears and confessed, so much so that he even forgot about the weekend's offense and defense.

The husky had just been fed milk powder by Xie Ze, and he didn't like being held by Wang Yifeng very much. He meowed while struggling.They are still young!People want to sleep!

The unlucky Yuluo was about to cry.Does that idiot faction commander have any sense of faction honor? !Is it really okay to be stuck like this? ! ! !There are six or seven hundred people waiting for you, hello! ! !

Yuluo was about to poke Wang Yifeng's crookedness.

But he doesn't have Wang Yifeng's phone number~<(￣︶￣)>

The witty Yuluo thought that Fengmu and Xie Yuan seemed realistic, and Mumu cried like Xie Yuan's younger sister, so he poked Su Mian's private chat channel.

So, Xie Ze, who was halfway through the shower, was suddenly irritated by the ringing of the mobile phone. He put on a shirt and picked up the mobile phone. He pressed the answer button with one hand and buttoned his shirt with the other.

"Say!"

Su Mian was taken aback by her brother's voice of desire ♂ desire ♂ dissatisfaction ♂, and then began to hey heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. "Brother, are you here, hehehe, with sister-in-law, hehehe..."

The veins on Xie Ze's forehead twitched.Labor and management would never have such an attitude if they were asleep! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

And that guy has been hiding from me for the past two days very clearly!When I was feeding the cat, he actually ran away with the excuse of "there is no boiling water, I will boil the water".Make excuses and bring your IQ, okay? !Labor and management just boiled water to make milk powder!

Xie Ze became even more irritable.

"You have nothing else to do?!"

Su Mian immediately talked about the business with interest. "Brother, is Wang Yifeng going to command the offense and defense? It's been half an hour since he started! He won't be able to enter the map anymore, okay?"

It seems that it will be miserable to interrupt the good things of the silly mother! (*/ω＼*) But even if I get beaten, I still want to watch the live broadcast~~~

"Well, I'll ask him."

After speaking, Xie Ze hung up the phone mercilessly, and put the gossiping Su Mian on firm guard.

Bagua Mian grinned angrily at the phone that had already hung up.Let you be cold and make you an iceberg, and sooner or later you will be overwhelmed by your wife's counterattack and you will not be able to get up.However, she only dared to think about these words, and never dared to say them recklessly.

→_→Master Xie really beats up people, but it doesn't matter whether you are a woman or a sister.He guessed that his old mother and wife would not dare to fight.

Xie Ze put down the phone, buttoned up his clothes, took ordinary black boxer briefs, and frowned slightly.

He can somewhat understand Wang Yifeng's reaction. After all, what happened in the car that day was too obvious, and Wang Yifeng must have realized it, so he hid like this.

However, labor and capital will let you hide forever if you are stupid!These two days should be taken to slow you down so that you can accept the fact that you are gay.

So the shameless Xie Ze threw away his underwear and put on a very flirty bag, unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt, walked over to knock on Wang Yifeng's door shamelessly.

Seduce or something, although he hasn't tried it, it shouldn't be difficult to face a man who has ulterior motives for him, right?

Because this shirt is a relatively loose style, even if it is worn in a vacuum, it will not directly reveal the old bottom. Looking at it like this, it only reaches the thigh, revealing two slender and straight legs.

Xie Ze's body hair is sparse, and there is almost no leg hair on his calves, the snow white ones are like those eggs that have been peeled off their shells.But he has practiced, the lines are really beautiful——

And when he came out, Xie Ze hadn't dried his body, some parts of his shirt were wet and stuck to his body, causing some places to be faintly pink.

Wang Yifeng opened the door. Seeing this situation, he swallowed unconsciously, feeling his nose was a little hot.

T_TWhat kind of trouble is the silly mother dressing up like this and knocking on my door!People can't hold it at all! !

"Ha, ha, ha, silly mother, are you looking for me? What's the matter?" Wang Yifeng smiled awkwardly, and 囧囧 touched his nose with spirit.

Xie Ze glanced at Wang Yifeng lightly. "No nosebleed, don't touch it."

Wang Yifeng scratched his head, smiling at the door while his eyes wandered. "oh oh--"

Seeing his expression, Xie Ze knew that he was uncomfortable, suddenly raised the corners of his mouth and smiled at him seductively, leaned forward slightly to his neck, and let out hot breath.

Wang Yifeng was taken aback and almost threw Hutch away.

Husky: Meow~ Who did I provoke?I just want to sleep well and grow my body!

"Oh, what are you afraid of? You are all men, why are you blushing?" Xie Ze slowly stood up straight and looked at him with a little playfulness.Seeing Wang Yifeng's appearance, Xie Ze's mood suddenly improved.Let you say that you are a straight man, hold back.

"I, I, I didn't blush!" Wang Yifeng took a step back blushing, and tried to argue.

Xie Ze nodded, making an inch, walked sideways into Wang Yifeng's room, and sat on the edge of his bed with his legs crossed. "Yes, you didn't blush, you had ketchup on your face."

Wang Yifeng blushed secretly glanced there, then glanced again, and sadly found that he might. . .real. . .Fall in love with a man. . . QQ

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻ He can't be blamed for this at all! I can't control the silly mother who grows into such a monster!

(*/ω＼*) And the silly mom is dressed like this... Gudong—the sound of swallowing saliva.

So Wang Yifeng no longer cared why Xie Ze came to him.Nothing is as important as coveting the beauty of a silly mother!

Please don't call him Wang Yifeng, please call him Rogue Feng, thank you.

"Are you going to fight offense or defense?" Looking at Wang Yifeng's hooligan face, Xie Ze ruthlessly interrupted him, "Six or seven hundred people are waiting for your command."

Wang Yifeng was stunned, and suddenly made a fuss, and wanted to rush over to turn on the computer.

But you still hold a little milk cat in your arms, dear!Are you trying to make it into a meatloaf? !

Xie Ze gave him a quick hand and saved Husky in time.But Wang Yifeng was a little pitiful. He fell to the ground with one buttocks flat on the sand and falling geese, and kicked the computer mainframe with his long legs. It seemed that the force was not small.

The husky threw himself on Wang Yifeng's chest and meowed happily when he saw his painful face distorted.

Really good!

Xie Ze was speechless and stretched out his hand to pull him. "Get up and see if the ass is still there."

Wang Yifeng stared blankly at Xie Ze, seeing his chest from his face, his fingers from his chest, and his thigh from his fingers... This cat that got in the way!If it weren't for you, I would have thrown myself on the silly mother just now!

Hmm, great ideal.So Xie Ze grabbed the husky with one hand pinching his chin and threw it back into the cat's nest.

Husky: Meow!I can finally sleep well!

Wang Yifeng swallowed while watching Xie Ze bend over, the shirt on his chest dangling down, forgetting the pain in his buttocks, with a rippling expression on his face.

"You can't get your butt broken?" Xie Ze kicked him contemptuously, walked over to pick up the mobile phone he had casually left on the bed, pressed the lock screen password, opened the button, and ignored a lot of things. The information bombing directly clicked Yuluo.

Don't ask him how he knows, the number 1225 is only a little short of five 250.

Fengmu: The commander is injured, so I will not direct the offense and defense today.

The rain falls and the wind blows: Fog grass!Fog Grass Fog Grass Fog Grass!Master Fengmu, are you crazy!

Yuluo Jingyu: No, you are not Fengmu, are you?

Yuluo Jingyu: What happened to Fengmu?If he doesn't come, who will command him!are waiting for him!What about offense and defense? !

Fengmu: His butt is not very comfortable.

Fengmu: What to do, what to do.After listening for so long, don't you even know how to conduct?

Yu Luo was completely restrained by this tone and momentum, and did not dare to howl.This doesn't feel right!Fengmu living with someone?Isn't he in love!And this tone doesn't look like a girl... Wait, what's the matter with the pain in the butt? !

Yuluo wandered into the sky, and when Nine Cats asked him to command, he unconsciously slapped...

Xie Zecai didn't bother to wait for Yuluo's reply, so he quickly backed off the button, then walked back and kicked Wang Yifeng who was still lying on the ground. "Your butt hurts and you can't get up?"

Wang Yifeng raised his head with tears in his eyes, feeling that those charms, monsters, restraints, seductions, etc. are all just floating clouds, the silly mother is too cruel!My own ass is hopeless. "T_T It's all your fault for pulling me, otherwise I wouldn't have fallen like this. I can't even get up! What about offense and defense!"

"Cold salad." Xie Ze kicked off his slippers and raised his foot to make a gesture, and lightly stepped on Wang Yifeng's chest with his bare feet. Although the force was very light, his tone was fierce, "Where are those two glass balls on your face looking?" ? Don’t want it anymore? Are you still lying down because you want to be maimed by me?”

How dare you put on such a pose and reveal this kind of place, and you don't allow me to see it! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

Wang Yifeng got up sadly touching his buttocks, and then the nosebleed bacteria came to report consciously.

The author has something to say: T_T Wow wow wow every time I post one, I worry about being locked and feel bitter!