Silly mother, your brick fell

Xie Ze's trip to Shanghai was particularly difficult.

It was only a two-hour drive, but there was a small car accident on the road, and it happened to be the time when the university started, so I was stuck on the highway for more than two hours.

Seeing Sanhua after getting off the car, Xie Ze felt quite embarrassed, making him wait for more than two hours in vain.

"Goddess, you are here. If you don't come here again, I want to report you as missing." According to Xie Ze's appearance, he was recognized by Sanhua as soon as he walked out of the station exit. Hold him by the shoulder and play haha ​​with him.

Thanks to Sanhua being tall enough, otherwise it might really be out of reach.

Xie Ze didn't want to talk to Sanhua at first, but he felt embarrassed after waiting for more than two hours, so he silently looked at him and wanted to invite him to dinner.

However, before they spoke, the two of them were in tragedy.

To be specific, it was a tragedy of Sanhua, Xie Ze was the one who got caught.

Although the cosplays in the circle all have makeup and powerful post-processing, but the face is not unbearable to the point where it is not unsightly to look at once a cosplay is out. The Sanhua looks more distinctive and has deep eye sockets. , the color of the pupils is very light, which is the kind that is easier to recognize.

Of course, the biggest reason is that he likes to post photos of his life on Weibo, the one without makeup.

Moreover, many girls who came to Shanghai in the past few days came to see the comic exhibition specially, and even came here specifically for Sanhua.

So, with a howl, the few girls who were still a little hesitant immediately changed their expressions and rushed towards Sanhua.

Calling Goddess Cliff to a 1.8-meter handsome guy is not something ordinary people can do!Just now, I just thought this person looked a lot like Sanhua, but when the goddess shouted out her identity, she confirmed her identity!

→_→Silly cat, you have been recognized.

Xie Ze's heart was broken.

After sitting in the car for so long, he had the illusion that if he didn't go to the hotel to take a shower immediately, he would be stink to death by himself, so why did he surround him at this time!There was no air-conditioning outside in September, and the heat, gasoline, sweat, perfume, and some food smells in the air all messed up and mixed together to drive people crazy.

Xie Ze's expressionless and paralyzed face rarely showed a trace of irritability, his brows furrowed for a moment, and his embarrassment towards Sanhua was wiped out in an instant.

"Come on, I'll go first." Reaching out to pat Sanhua on the shoulder, Xie Zete picked up his luggage without any loyalty, and before the little girls could react, he turned his head and squeezed into the crowd .

There were already many people at the station, and the weather was still hot. After Xie Ze squeezed out of the crowd, a few girls saw him. He went back and left, not sure if he had admitted the wrong person.After all, the cosplayers of Youyan are all women's clothing, and there are never any photos of his life on Weibo. Even if his face is recognizable, people can't be 100% sure that it is him.

The first thing Xie Ze did when he arrived at the hotel was to take a shower.

After that, I took out my phone and clicked on the button to take a look.

He simply disliked his behavior, but he clicked on the button and refreshed it twice while disliking it.According to Wang Yifeng's urination, how could he be so quiet?It's been a long time, and there's not even a harassing message, the style of painting is not right, okay?

While Xie Ze felt strange, a sense of loss surged in his heart.

Sure enough, to him, I love you or something, that is a mantra with no practical meaning.

Xie Ze casually threw the phone on the pillow, sat on the edge of the bed and concentrated on drying his hair.

However, before he brushed his hair a few times, the cell phone that he had just been disgusted with started to ring terribly.

Xie Ze looked at the caller ID and found it strange.Didn't Su Mian know that he was coming to Shanghai?

"Hey?"

"Brother? Brother! You've arrived in Shanghai! Hey, take care of your wife, she's going to heaven!"

"..." Xie Ze was speechless.Where is this? "What happened to him?"

"Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Aren't you going to Shanghai today? When your wife sees that your game account is online, she thinks that you have been stolen. She keeps harassing that power leveling agent. You go to the wrong side, and I will take a screenshot. Let me show you. The power leveling girl was harassed and came to me to cry! She said that she would never accept your order again! For three hours, she couldn’t do any tasks!"

"..." Xie Ze really didn't know what to say this time.How could Wang Yifeng be so stupid?I held back for a long time.Finally, after listening to Su Mian's crackling complaint, Xie Ze heard that the other end of the phone had finally stopped, so he said "OK" and hung up the phone to log in to Waiwai.

As soon as Waiwai logged in, he received a lot of messages, and Xie Ze's phone almost crashed because of the card.

Xie Ze waited for a while, until the phone card was exhausted, and then began to click on the unread messages and scroll through them one by one.

Fengmu: (づ￣3￣)づ╭～Daughter-in-law, have you been to Shanghai yet?

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law! O(>﹏<)O Is your account stolen?You are still not yourself!

Fengmu: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~Daughter-in-law, have you been stolen too?

Feng Mu: Daughter-in-law, don't worry, I will definitely let the hacker return the number to you! ╭(╯^╰)╮

No. [-] Mengmeng Power Leveling Bacteria: Is the boss there?

No. [-] Mengmeng Power Leveling Bacteria: Tell your love in the game, I am not a hacker, okay?

No. [-] Mengmeng Power Leveling Bacteria: T^T Boss!Show up and call back!

No. [-] Mengmeng Power Leveling Bacteria: The boss can't do this task at all, why don't you listen to people's words because of your relationship!

No. [-] Mengmeng Power Leveling Bacteria: Boss, I will refund the money to you, you can find another power leveling agent. [crying expression]

Su Miangong: Goddess, hello, you are on it, you can see for yourself the screenshot your power leveling bacteria gave me.

[The following is the content of the screenshot]

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife! !

[Private chat] Fengmu quietly said: What? (づ￣3￣)づ Why are you going online? Didn't you say you went to Shanghai?

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife, why are you swollen and ignore me~~~~

[Private chat] You quietly said to Fengmu: ...a power leveling, not yourself.

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Bah!I do not believe!If my daughter-in-law wants to find someone to help with tasks, she will definitely find me!How is it possible to find a power leveling!

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: I know you are a hacker!Don't try to get away with it!

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: How dare you steal my wife's number!Wait to be rewarded!

[System] You have been offered a reward of 1438 gold by player Fengmu

[System] You were attacked by player Fengmu and lost 66666 HP

[System] You were attacked by player Fengmu and lost 55555 HP

[Private Chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Stop!I really!real!Really power leveling!If you don't believe me, you can ask the boss of this number!

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Aren't you the love of this boss!Offer a reward to kill those with buffs!

[System] You were attacked by player Fengmu and lost 22222 HP

[System] You are dead.

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Do you want to return the number to my wife!

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Bah!I asked my wife!Did my daughter-in-law, Wai Wai, be stolen by you too!The dead account book of account hacking!

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: The boss is just not online, okay?I'm done with the mission!I'm really a power leveling agent!

[Private Chat] Feng Mu quietly said: Hehe (I believe you are the idiot)

……

[System] You have been offered a reward of 1438 gold by player Fengmu

……

[System] You are dead.

……

[System] You are dead.

[System] You are dead.

……

【Complete screenshot】

Xie Ze thought to himself: Hehe, all you need to do is smile at this time, right? ^_^ But what should I do if I can’t laugh?

Xie Ze felt that his heart was always very unstable recently, so he had to forcefully keep calm and opened Wang Yifeng's crooked private chat dialog box.

Xie Yuan: Appeared.

Fengmu: Hehe!You hacker still dare to talk to me?Do you still want to continue courting death? [(#‵′)convex]

Xie Yuan: I am myself.

Fengmu: Do you think labor and management will believe you as a hacker?Believe you are Dasha B[(#‵′)convex]

Xie Yuan: ...how did you believe it?

Fengmu: You don't sound like my wife at all, okay?Do you think I'm so stupid!If you still want to beg for mercy, you just beg me, beg me, beg me, beg me to kill you too.

Xie Yuan: ...hehe (you idiot)

Xie Yuan: To be blunt, get over here.

Fengmu: ...

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law! ! !

Fengmu: It's really you!

Fengmu: [Frightened expression] I didn't say anything just now, you believe me, my wife was not me just now

Xie Yuan: Hehe

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law!That was my second personality just now!My main character is unconscious!No idea what just happened!real!

Xie Yuan: ^_^

(Looking at this emoji, Wang Yifeng felt his hairs stand on end for some reason.)

Xie Yuan: I heard you had a good time today?

Fengmu: No!My daughter-in-law is not here, and I miss a bowl of rice!Cover your face and cry bitterly

Xie Yuan: Is the reward system useful?

Fengmu: Yes yes!That shameless account hacker has been wearing the buff of resentment today, with a full head and a face, I have been following him and killing him for three hours, hahahahaha!

Xie Yuan: ...

IQ: I'm Wang Yifeng's IQ, he doesn't want me anymore and feeds me to the dogs.

Xie Yuan: That's not hacking.

Xie Yuan: That's the power leveling I was looking for.

Fengmu: ...?

Fengmu: ∑(;°Д°)

Fengmu: WTF! ! ! !

Xie Yuan: Have you ever seen someone hacking an account to help the owner of the account to do tasks?

Fengmu: ......

Fengmu: Is it too late to apologize now?

Fengmu: Wife, I was wrong (.﹏.*) Wife, please forgive me, please

Fengmu: I will never do such a stupid thing again TAT fainted in the toilet

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, you ask the power leveling fungus to continue doing the task. Wowowo won’t kill him and won’t offer him a reward. I’ll follow him and protect him, okay? QAQ

Xie Ze thought in his heart: Hehe, the power leveling is already hopeless, okay? I guess no power leveling will accept my order like this.

Xie Yuan: No need.

What can he do to Wang Yifeng?No matter how stupid that guy is and how outrageous things he does, what can he do?Can you really scold him for failing?

Fengmu: QAQ, daughter-in-law, are you angry?

Fengmu: TAT daughter-in-law, don't be angry, I made a mistake, I will go to the power leveling to apologize

Xie Yuan: No, I'm not angry.

Xie Ze let out a breath and leaned against the head of the bed.If he got angry because of this kind of thing, he would have been pissed off by Wang Yifeng a long time ago.

Xie Yuan: I'm going out for dinner, so stop making trouble, pack up your things and get ready to go to school.

Fengmu: Good QwQ!Daughter-in-law, I will be very good!

Xie Ze quit the chat dialog with Wang Yifeng, thought for a while, and sent a message to the power leveling.

Xie Yuan: I'm sorry, I forgot to explain to me about my relationship, he was wrong about what happened today.There is no need to refund the money. You can do the tasks these days if you can, and forget if you can’t. O(∩_∩)O I'm really sorry.

No. [-] Mengmeng Power Leveling Bacteria: It's not your fault to be entangled, you don't need to apologize.Anyway, it was your account that he killed, and I have nothing to lose.I will finish this task for you, but I will definitely not accept your order in the future. T^T

Xie Yuan: Okay, thank you.

No. [-] Mengmeng Power Leveling Bacteria: But to be honest, your relationship is really...a bit stupid...

Xie Yuan: ^_^ Well, I like stupid ones

A stupid relationship: Ah Qiu!

The author has something to say: Is QwQ our Xiaogong really a bit stupid?