Silly mother, your brick fell

Wang Yifeng was frightened.

He is shameless and begs for nothing, and he pesters his daughter-in-law to give him a face, but the daughter-in-law says no to him lightly, and now he plans to be scolded by his wife as a scumbag and beat him up, and then get together and break up, and the daughter-in-law is lighthearted again Come and see you at Lover's Lake.

Fog Grass!The jumping speed of this topic made him feel good!

Xie Ze: Half an hour, if you don't come, you can figure it out.

Xie Ze was well aware of Wang Yifeng's timid nature, so he threatened him explicitly.

Wang Yifeng's heart: Wucao's daughter-in-law is really going to hit me, right?No, you can't call me daughter-in-law.The Goddess is really going to kill me, right?

But thinking of a showdown with the goddess, maybe everyone will become like strangers in the game... Wang Yifeng still has a strange feeling in his heart.I don't want to, but I can't do it.

Q_Q It would be great if the goddess and the silly mother are the same person!Obviously, their personalities are so similar!

Wang Yifeng was frightened by his own brain hole, and he despised himself, obviously the genders are different, okay!I have been with my wife for more than two years!Why did I fall in love with a blue boy paper out of nowhere? !And that Blue Boy Paper still doesn't like herself. T_T

Fengmu: OK.

Wang Yifeng touched his buttocks, and answered the words bravely, feeling that his buttocks seemed to be hurting again.

Xie Ze walked slowly along a twisted gravel path for a long time, and when he reached the grove by the lover's lake, the bell rang for the end of get out of class.

For more than seven years, he originally planned to be strangers to Wang Yifeng.Now Wang Yifeng can admit that he has fallen in love with a boy, and some of the unwillingness and calculations of his secret love for many years are more or less in it.

Xie Ze picked a bench and sat down, crossed his legs, looked at the center of Lover's Lake, feeling the anticipation and apprehension brought by every beat of his heart.

Wang Yifeng, Wang Yifeng, this name is as stupid as - himself.

The timing of half an hour was very good. It not only gave Wang Yifeng a reason to dawdle, but also restricted him from being entangled in dawdling all the time to waste that little bit of courage.

So Wang Yifeng climbed to Lover's Lake almost by pinch.

The existence of such a heaven-defying existence as the Big Lover's Lake in A is obviously such a small place, and you can see who is standing on the other side of the lake at a glance. The oracle bone inscriptions that Zou Zou couldn't even read, the lovers expressed their disgust.You can't drown even if you fall, okay?

but!yes!There is a small forest next to the lover's lake!There are stone paths in the middle, and there are benches on both sides of the road. You can sit down and rest when you are tired from walking.This kind of place is especially popular with couples at night, you can hold a bench and do some weird things~

So where is it bad to make an appointment? Non-offer at Lover's Lake?Originally, because of the blow-up doll, he had already become a big celebrity, and now he appeared by the lover's lake in broad daylight with a girl—the silly mom wouldn't like him even more, okay? ! Q_Q Well, even though the silly mother didn't like him at first... Hey!

As soon as Xie Ze looked up, he saw Wang Yifeng poking not far away with a bitter expression on his face, scratching his hair while walking around with his mobile phone to poke, but he didn't receive any news from QQ.

Lover's Lake is just so big, how the hell can't you find anyone? !

Seeing his stupid look, Xie Ze couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. All the uneasiness just now disappeared in an instant, leaving only full expectations.

Doesn't he know what kind of virtue Wang Yifeng is?He was terribly frightened when things went wrong, but there was also a sense of justice that he couldn't understand but was eager for.If he didn't like it enough, he would have disappeared long ago.

The friendship of the past two years is real, even if it's just the love in the game, even if Wang Yifeng's mouth is terribly cheap, he will never tease other girls everywhere, and he is single in reality.In Wang Yifeng's words, "Countless bastards who have a wife and come to play games to find love and gain a sense of presence are the worst."

So when things came to an end, Wang Yifeng would rather be beaten than fight back, and he would never run away.

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻

But he is still afraid of being beaten!The silly mother is also surnamed Xie, and the goddess is also named Xie, and the goddess looks a bit like the silly mother, they still know each other, maybe they are cousins ​​or something!Look at Su Mian's strength value, look at the strength value of silly mother, him!very!square!

QAQ And will silly mother hate herself because her sister was cheated?It's fine if you get beaten, don't hate me!Can you not slap your face?The silly mother will look down on her even more if she is disfigured!

It has to be said that Wang Yifeng has already finished imagining the picture of himself being beaten with blood all over his face, and he is still thinking about how to please Xie Ze, which is simply epic.

Xie Ze watched him walking back and forth in a terribly tangled state, and moved his fingers to send him six words.

Xie Ze: Lover Lin, Xie Wuyi.

Wang Yifeng shook his paw holding the phone, and almost threw the phone into the lake of lovers.

What the hell is Xie Wuyi!Why would the goddess know that the person he likes is a silly mother!The silly mom won't come too! T_T Wang Yifeng really wanted to find a corner to kneel down and cry for a while.

#asking the male god I have a crush on and my ex-love to attack me together, what kind of posture should I hug my thigh and cry bitterly to ask for forgiveness?Wait online!urgent! ! ! #

With tears in the corners of Wang Yifeng's eyes, he walked towards the grove with a tragic expression.

The idiot is indeed here!Fortunately, it's been nearly 10 minutes since get out of class ended, and everyone in the teaching building who should have gone back has gone back, and it's not night, so there is no one here.

Seeing Xie Ze, Wang Yifeng raised his paw weakly and smiled stiffly.

"Hey, silly mom, you're here too~ What a coincidence~"

"Unfortunately, I'm waiting for you." Xie Ze put the phone in his pocket, stood up and looked at Wang Yifeng expressionlessly.

The corner of Wang Yifeng's mouth was twitched by his gaze, he lowered his head in confusion, his eyes flicked to the left and to the right.Huh?Why is there only a silly mother?Where is the goddess?

"Don't look for it." Seeing his movement, Xie Ze turned around and walked into the woods, "Follow."

Wang Yifeng's resentful Xiaobu Xiaobu tried to delay time.The goddess must be afraid that beating him here will affect his image if people see him!Specifically find a secluded place with no one to do it!

"Wang Yifeng." Wang Yifeng was overthinking, Xie Ze suddenly stopped, he couldn't react, his chest directly hit Xie Ze's back, and he was instantly stunned.

Wucao's posture is just like holding a silly mother in her arms, hey! ! !It's worth being beaten up, anyway, I can eat tofu!

"Wang Yifeng! Was your Chinese taught by your physical education teacher?!"

Xie Ze was hit by him, and he took a step forward and turned around speechlessly.

When Wang Yifeng was seen by Xie Ze, he woke up instantly, stood up straight and looked at him with an upright face. "no!"

Xie Ze: "..." I was mocking you, didn't you hear that? !

Xie Ze was speechless. He shouldn't have expected Wang Yifeng to learn Chinese well, nor should he have read the Book of Songs.But how did you get admitted to graduate school with such poor Chinese? (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

"Wang Yifeng——" Xie Ze sighed, "Do you need to go to the hospital to see the ophthalmology department?"

Wang Yifeng was stunned. "Silly mother, my eyesight is [-]."

"So with your [-] eyesight, you looked at each other day and night for half a month, but you still couldn't see that my face was exactly the same as You Yan's?"

Wang Yifeng continued to be confused. "The goddess is your twin sister?"

Xie Ze: "..." I really want to hit him.

Seeing Xie Ze's silence, Wang Yifeng hesitated. "Isn't that a twin sister, is it a twin sister?"

Xie Ze: "..." I really want to kill him.Originally, I wanted to explain the matter clearly, but why did it become like this? !Wang Yifeng, do you have tofu brains in your head? !

Xie Ze was so angry that his liver hurt, and while grinding his teeth, he stared at Wang Yifeng viciously, and suddenly grabbed his collar and pulled him in front of him forcefully.

Wang Yifeng was startled, thinking that Xie Ze was going to hit him, he closed his eyes reflexively.He still deeply remembered the person Qian Dapang said was beaten into the hospital by his silly mother!

And then—a sore on the lip.

Wang Yifeng's brain froze instantly.

The author has something to say: I’m stuck with KISS, don’t feel bad for biting me~