Silly mother, your brick fell

Wang Yifeng didn't care if the little girl was angry or not, he held his butt and wanted to poke Xie Ze, but after clicking several times, he didn't know what to say.

Do you want him to say: Wife, I feel like I fell in love with a man?

Hello!Wang Yifeng, wake up!Do you remember the blow-up doll that made the school famous last time?

But the feeling of fluttering the national flag at home and fluttering the colorful flags outside really made him panic!

T_T# May I ask what kind of posture should I tell my wife that I seem to like a man without being beaten to death?Wait online!urgent! #

Wang Yifeng poked it open, forked it off, poked it open, and forked it off again, and went back and forth for a long time before finally sending a word to Xie Ze.

Fengmu: Wife, I want to tell you something.

Xie Ze, who was in class, was flattered ♂♂♂ by his serious tone that was neither cute nor funny.

What strange thing did Wang Yifeng do again? !

Xie Ze: Tell me.

Fengmu: T_T daughter-in-law, I'm sorry for you!I am guilty and you kill me!

Xie Ze was helpless.Are you less guilty?I have been angry with you for everything, and I have been angry to death eight hundred times!So what the hell have you done!Don't turn on the pressure cooker to steal meat and disfigure yourself! !

Xie Ze: So, what's the matter?

Fengmu: T_T I dare not say, daughter-in-law...you promise me that you won't hit me and you won't send me an inflatable doll!

Xie Ze: Then you better stop talking.

Fengmu: ...

Wang Yifeng's heart was broken.Daughter-in-law, according to your routine, how many martial arts dramas will end in one episode?

[Hand over the Kongming Jue! 】【Give! 】【Jianxia Qingyuan online version [-], the end. 】

Fengmu: No!I must say it!

Wang Yifeng was extremely resolute.

Xie Ze was speechless, so what on earth did you do?

Xie Ze: Don't tell me I'm down.

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, don't! ! !

...Then Xie Ze's cell phone rang, and it was Su Mian, that undercover detective who was comparable to a radar scout.

Xie Ze squeezed the phone, glanced at the teacher who was speaking vigorously in front, checked the distance with his eyes, and slipped out through the back door without being noticed by the teacher.

Maybe this is IQ suppression? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Say."

"Brother! Brother! Your wife is messing with you again! Hurry up and read the post!" Su Mian was obviously more anxious than Xie Ze, "Why can't your wife calm down? He is still trying to tease his sister?! "

Xie Ze's face darkened, terribly dark.

"understood."

Su Mian looked at the phone that was hung up with a click, and silently mourned for Wang Yifeng for three seconds.Today's post said that Wang Yifeng must be in trouble.Oh, and the girl who posted it.

There was still half a class left, and Xie Ze didn't go back to the classroom. He walked out of the teaching building with his mobile phone and clicked on the post bar, even ignoring Wang Yifeng's QQ message.

[Hao Qi directs Feng Mu!The biggest scumbag in Hidden Sword Villa! 】

Good job, hang up the home page again.I haven't seen you for a few hours, so who's the scumbag?Xie Ze's hands were tightly squeezed.Wang Yifeng, whether it's your fault or not, we're not done yet!

Although he knew that Wang Yifeng wasn't the one who really went around flirting with girls, but Xie Ze was very annoyed by his habit of being so mean-spirited that he would say nothing to everyone.

After reading through the post, Xie Ze stopped in his tracks and his face became even worse.

Well done, very interesting write up.

Basically, it is said that Fengmu accepted her as an apprentice, and she has always been courteous to her. She has always felt that Master and Father are people with love, and they are also commanders of the camp. It was good, so I didn't care.As a result, Fengmu went too far, and she realized that her master and father were not as pure and kind as she thought, so she severed the relationship between master and apprentice and decided to be strangers to each other.Who knew that master and father would call him daughter-in-law directly, so how could he be worthy of his wife, how could he be worthy of his love and things like that.

There is also a picture attached to the post. Even the name "accidentally" forgot the mosaic, and the whole process of Fengmu calling her daughter-in-law was broadcast live in high-definition and uncensored.Oh, in fact, there are only three words sent by Wang Yifeng, daughter-in-law, and nothing else.

Xie Ze almost laughed out of anger.As for Wang Yifeng's cowardice, who dared to casually call other people's daughter-in-law, he would have been tortured to death by him long ago.This girl really writes decently.

Xie Zena has an IQ. He won the first prize in the National Professional Go Competition when he was eight years old, and he is still an amateur player.

Xie Ze's temper, no matter how bad my person is, it's none of your business, I'll fix it myself, if you dare to bully him with nothing, hehe, you'll die.

So Su Mian has always been only responsible for reporting the situation to Xie Ze, never expressing any opinions.She didn't want her brother to fix her because of Wang Yifeng.

After reading the ID of the poster, Xie Ze called Chu Lian and asked him to check the IP for him, and also gave him the game ID of the Fengmu leg pendant.

Don't ask him why and guess it should be her at a glance, he doesn't even need to restore the mosaic, he can recognize it just by looking at the small portrait on the screenshot.He glanced at it when he used Wang Yifeng's mobile phone to send a message to Yuluo.

This astonishing memory makes people want to kneel down and sing conquest.

Of course, Xie Ze still planned to listen to Wang Yifeng's explanation, if that idiot really went to call other girls' wives, hehehe. ^_^ It will definitely make you tremble when you think of these three words in your life.

After reading the post, Xie Ze clicked on the button to ask about it, but when he clicked on his dialog box, a message popped up.

Feng Mu: I'm sorry, my daughter-in-law, I seem to... fall in love with someone...

Feng Mu: Wife, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it T_T You should hit me, don't hit me in the face!

Xie Ze was stunned for a moment, as if the words in that post that he wanted to ask clearly became meaningless all of a sudden.

He said he fell in love with someone.

Even if he knew what Wang Yifeng thought about him, but when things came to an end, Wang Yifeng really talked about this, but he didn't dare to ask any more questions.

Afraid that the name he said was not his own.

No matter how stupid Wang Yifeng behaved, how out of tune with his life, and his personality was very different, but since Wang Yifeng lived with him, a place where he lived became a home.

Except for Wang Yifeng, no one can give him such a feeling.

Every time I dislike him, I like him a little more. This kind of feeling even makes Xie Ze laugh and cry, but he is not willing to ignore it.

Seeing that Xie Ze hadn't replied for so long, Wang Yifeng thought he was angry, so he gritted his teeth and continued sending messages.It's all said halfway, so he doesn't want to give up halfway!

So give up halfway or something... Hehehe.

Feng Mu: Daughter-in-law... If you are angry, it doesn't matter if you slap your face!I... I fell in love with a boy...

This time there are no such words.

Xie Ze pinched his phone and stared at this line of words, his palms were sweating.Wang Yifeng said that he fell in love with a boy, does that mean that Wang Yifeng is willing to admit that he likes himself?

Seeing that Xie Ze didn't reply to the message, Wang Yifeng was also entangled. He poked a few words carefully, but he didn't dare to send it. He deleted it again, and then waited for his reply.

Xie Ze took two steps to the side, and leaned against the pillar beside the corridor to calm down his heartbeat for a while before he could reply to Wang Yifeng's words.

Xie Ze: Are you sure?

Xie Ze: If you admit that you like a boy, it's not just that you like someone.This is equivalent to admitting that you are gay.

Xie Ze: You may not be able to make intimate actions in public like ordinary couples, and you may not be able to show your affection in the circle of friends. Once others find out, they will be called disgusting perverted homosexuals.

Xie Ze: If you can't accept it, there is still time.

Wang Yifeng was lying on the bed and biting a corner of the pillow. Seeing these words, he realized that his daughter-in-law seemed—not angry.

Fengmu: I'm sure.I like him, very much.

After typing these words, Wang Yifeng actually felt relieved, as if he had said something that he had never dared to say, but felt happy instead.

In fact, I should have been bent a long time ago, and I have liked silly mother a long time ago, right? ⊙ω⊙

Xie Ze: Well, I see.

Fengmu: ...that's it?

(⊙ω⊙`)!Don't beat me, don't scold me, don't beat me?Don't call me gay?

Xie Ze: Then what do you think?Disable you?

Fengmu: ...QAQ wife, please let me go! ! !

Xie Ze: Wang Yifeng, I remember you said you wanted to meet me?

Fengmu: ∑(;°Д°)

Xie Ze: Let's face-to-face.School Lover Lake.

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