Silly mother, your brick fell

Then Wang Yifeng's firm belief [to tell silly mom that I like him] was hidden in a corner by him within minutes.

As long as the silly mother doesn't hate him, beliefs, beliefs, gender, etc. are all floating clouds in the sky ~ as long as the silly mother doesn't hate him, he will never frown even if his ass becomes sixteen petals!

If Xie Ze knew that Wang Yifeng had such a great ambition, he would definitely satisfy him immediately. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Xie Ze saw that Wang Yifeng was so depressed that he was dying just now, but now he was following behind him like a fool, and he really wanted to summon a thunderbolt to kill him and knock him down.

After tossing and tossing for three more hours, it is estimated that the meat in the pressure cooker will melt.

It's hard for him to remember Wang Yifeng's idea of ​​eating dried plums and vegetables and meat with the mentality of "being rejected before he confessed his love". It's really not easy.

When Xie Ze and Wang Yifeng arrived home, the husky was so hungry that he crawled out of the cat's nest and meowed.Xie Ze soaked some milk powder and put it in a feeding bottle to cool, then briefly fried two dishes.

Wang Yifeng was flattered to see the silly mother cooking for himself.After all, I don't know why I made my silly mother so angry!However, if the silly mother is angry because she likes boys, she should not have the chance to sit and have dinner with the silly mother now, right?

Because Xie Ze is picky about food, he hardly eats anything when he eats out, so his stomach is not very good.For example, when he went to Shanghai for a few days, he ate very little, but he was in pain when he came back.

Right now, um, it's just that I missed my meal and my complexion is not very good.

When Wang Yifeng saw Xie Ze sitting down opposite him with pale lips, his hand holding the chopsticks froze.I wanted to reach out to help him, but I didn't dare. I wanted to ask him if he was not feeling well, but I couldn't figure out how to ask him, so I had to poke the rice vigorously with the chopsticks.

It's scary for a silly mother to lose her temper! T_T

I'm afraid of being abandoned by my stupid mother... T_T

Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng's naive and dying movements, wanted to hit him with chopsticks, raised his hand, and forced himself to hold back his movements.Just now he kicked the bench angrily, Wang Yifeng, an idiot, wondered if he had set himself up as a violent madman who would run away when he got angry.And he still hasn't calmed down, afraid that if he can't control his strength, this guy won't be beaten.

"This is the dish, whether you like it or not."

Wang Yifeng sensed wittily that the silly mother was angry again, and decisively picked up a chopsticks of green vegetables to eat.

After such a toss today, he didn't even have the mood to eat! Q_QWhy is the idiot so angry!And the silly mother has a very bad complexion and said...

Wang Yifeng took two mouthfuls of rice, then secretly raised his head to glance at Xie Ze, and found that he was eating very slowly, elegantly and nicely, and—it seemed to be eating much less than usual!

Wang Yifeng endured it, endured it again, and finally couldn't help it. "Stupid mother? Are you uncomfortable somewhere?"

"No." Xie Ze continued to eat without any emotional ups and downs.

It's not that you're uncomfortable, your complexion is so bad!Wang Yifeng bowed his head to pick up the rice.

……

"Silly mom, are you really feeling well?" Wang Yifeng couldn't help it again.The silly mother wouldn't be angry with him and cause problems!Please don't! T_T

Xie Ze glanced at him. "Finish and feed your cat."

Wang Yifeng is embarrassing.It seems that he has never fed the husky since he picked it up~ Well, the silly mother not only wants to feed me, but also feeds my cat. What's the matter with Sweety? !

Wang Yifeng felt that it was a heinous crime for him to enslave the stupid mother so much.Is there any big man who knows nothing and enslaves his daughter-in-law all day long! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

So Wang Yifeng seldom took the initiative to grab the bowls and chopsticks from Xie Ze after eating, and consciously took the initiative to wash the dishes and pots.

Husky - oh, it's hungry anyway, it's okay to feed it later!

Husky: Meow! (Wang Yifeng, you have to be ashamed! I'm still young!)

Xie Ze looked at the little thing that was wilting from hunger, frowned, squatted down, grabbed it into his hand, and took a bottle to feed it.

The husky babbles and babbles, biting the bottle to drink milk.

After washing the dishes, Wang Yifeng rubbed his wet hands on his clothes while walking outside, and saw Xie Ze feeding the cat.Silly mom really looks good!Even if the complexion is not very good, but also good-looking!

But what kind of cat should I feed if I don’t feel well? I should go to bed and lie down!Huskies are still young, so it doesn't matter if they are hungry for a while!

The aggrieved Husky didn't like Wang Yifeng who picked it up at all.ヽ(｀⌒′メ)ノ

After squatting for a while, Xie Ze felt like he couldn't stand up.

Sure enough, I was so angry with Wang Yifeng that idiot that my stomach hurts!Xie Ze put down the kitten and held his stomach for a while, feeling better before standing up slowly.

Wang Yifeng stood behind and watched, endured it, endured it again, couldn't bear it, and leaned over to help Xie Ze.

"Silly mother, do you want it? Are you feeling unwell? Or should you go to the hospital?"

Xie Ze glanced at him, neither answered nor avoided him, let him help him back to the room, washed his hands and swallowed two stomach medicines, went to take a bath immediately without strength, and lay down on the bed.

The silly mother is really not feeling well!Wang Yifeng was so anxious that he walked around like a headless chicken, making people dazzled.Xie Ze wanted to sleep for a while, but he made him unable to sleep.

How can a big man be so troublesome!

"Wang Yifeng! Go back to sleep if you're okay!" Xie Ze's tone was still not very good, but the phone rang right after he finished speaking.

The call was from Su Mian.

Xie Ze was busy getting angry with Wang Yifeng at that moment, oh no, he was angry with Wang Yifeng unilaterally, so Su Mian and Chu Lian could decide what to do with that post.

Although Chu Lian has no integrity and worships money, he is still very efficient.Su Mian, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, got the IP address of the girl who posted the post and Fengmu's leg pendant, and hurriedly found a few good people in the gang to talk about how Fengmu's leg pendant was posted upside down. For the matter, I went to the post bar to post a corresponding post, one mouthful, one vixen, a cheap little 3-year-old supporting actress scolded the little girl so badly that she didn't dare to cry, and then came to ask Xie Ze for credit.

"Well, I got it." Xie Ze didn't have the strength to argue with her, so he responded symbolically, "I'll send you red envelopes."

Su Mian is happy, she is also very money-worshiping!This can be seen from her plan to help the Xizela people to share the rent.

Seeing Xie Ze with a white face and telling people about giving out red envelopes, Wang Yifeng jumped up and down anxiously, and couldn't force Xie Ze to be packed to the hospital, with resentment on his face.

After all, even if Xie Ze was uncomfortable, he might not be able to beat him... right? QAQ And how dare he fight with the silly mother!He still wants to adopt a gentle policy and slowly climb into the bed of the silly mother!

→_→Wang Yifeng, my stomach hurts now, and you still want to climb into his bed, do you still have humanity?

Wang Yifeng lay down in front of Xie Ze sadly and stared at Xie Ze's pale face, not caring that he was on the phone, Xie Ze felt the urge to hit him again.

"Silly mother, why don't you go to the hospital?"

Xie Ze glared at him and hung up the phone. "No. Just get out."

"Even if you drive me away, I won't go out! What will I do if something happens to you?" Wang Yifeng held back firmly, with a heroic expression on his face. "Starved to death at home?"

Xie Ze just wanted to be moved after listening to the first half of the sentence, but only sneered after hearing it. "Wang Yifeng, how dare I be your free fireman? Yes, you don't even have to pay for the groceries."

Wang Yifeng shut up silently, wishing he could bite off his tongue.He shouldn't be talking at all!His Chinese class is used to draw villain pictures.

Xie Ze took a breath, turned his head and didn't bother to look at Wang Yifeng.He is still angry now, and he is in a particularly bad mood. If Wang Yifeng dares to poke him, maybe he will really get violent and beat people up.

But Wang Yifeng is an idiot who has no self-knowledge and no brains~ If Xie Ze Guangguang just got angry with him, he must be careful not to offend Xie Ze and be thrown out.But the problem is that Xie Ze is not feeling well!His stupid mother is not feeling well!As his future husband, how could he let him here alone because he was afraid of being thrown out!

Huh~ Wang Yifeng, what face do you have to call yourself a husband?Obviously you can do nothing but act stupid!

The shameless Wang Yifeng hugged his own air conditioner shamelessly, ran into Xie Ze's room shamelessly, and squeezed shamelessly onto Xie Ze's bed.

"Silly mom, do you have a stomachache? Silly mom, let me rub it for you~"

He shamelessly put his claws on Xie Ze's body.

Xie Ze laughed out of his anger.Did you just firmly say that even if you like a man, you won't like him?Were you trembling with fear just now?How did it turn into brown sugar in just a short while?

"Wang Yifeng, I will give you another chance. If I ask you today, you can answer it again."

Xie Ze had only a little tolerance all over his body, and it was all used on Wang Yifeng, so he even asked this question again.If it wasn't for Wang Yifeng, he would have been beaten to death long ago.

However, with Wang Yifeng's IQ, he simply couldn't figure out what question Xie Ze was talking about~

Seeing his stupidity, Xie Ze didn't respond for a while, his stomach throbbed with anger, and kicked Wang Yifeng under the bed as soon as he lifted his foot.Make you stupid!

Wang Yifeng touched his butt sadly, not daring to cry. T_THis ass is abusive!

The author has something to say: I am in a bad mood, I abuse my stupid mother.After all, there is nothing a fool can do if he can't abuse him!I'm a real mother~