Silly mother, your brick fell

Then Wang Yifeng was still shameless—sleeping under the bed in Xie Ze's room.

He wittily used the excuse that the husky would climb onto his bed to be unclean, and stayed in Xie Ze's room desperately refusing to leave, even though his husky was not yet full moon. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Xie Ze had nothing to do with him, his stomach hurt so badly that he had no energy to pick him up and throw him out, so he let him sleep on the floor, anyway, it wasn't cold.

result--

"Silly mother, are you asleep?"

"..."

"Silly mother, does your stomach still hurt?"

"..."

"Silly mother, why don't we go to the hospital?"

"Shut up when I'm asleep!" Xie Ze's stomach ached and his brain started to ache from his quarrel, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

……

After Wang Yifeng was quiet for a while, there was another rustling sound on the ground, like a mouse.

Xie Ze looked up in the darkness, only to see a black figure crawling wretchedly on his bed, and he was trying to keep the movement down.

Wang Yifeng, what on earth are you thinking?Why can't I see through you?

Xie Ze opened his eyes to look at him in the dark, raised his right hand slowly, covered his eyes with the back of his hand, and sighed softly.

"Wang Yifeng..."

Wang Yifeng froze, like a thief, squatted back on the ground, and looked at Xie Ze by the side of the bed. "Silly mother, I fell asleep."

"..." Xie Ze felt that his sadness could always be quickly forced back by him, and then he only felt a deep sense of powerlessness, "I didn't want to hit you!"

Wang Yifeng shook his head quickly. After shaking for a while, he felt that Xie Ze, who was surrounded by darkness, could not see, so he added: "I'm not worried about you hitting me. If you want to hit me, hit me. Anyway, I have a thick skin, so I get used to it more often." gone."

"..." Why do you think I'm a sadist?Xie Ze blinked, his eyelashes brushed the back of his hand, a little wet. "Wang Yifeng, there are Huang Daxian and others in the postgraduate dormitory, and Su Mian lied to you."

Wang Yifeng was puzzled, he let out a blank sigh, and continued to lie on the edge of the bed and look at Xie Ze.

"You seem to be afraid of me from the beginning?"

"No, no..." Wang Yifeng was very guilty, his eyes fluttered.

Under normal circumstances, Wang Yifeng is also a bullying guy, but he is not afraid of death when he is stupid.If you want to say that Xie Ze is a scary person, and if someone else would try to avoid him, Wang Yifeng would shamelessly move forward, obviously still afraid that he would beat him, but at the same time he would move forward and put on a face like "You Hit me hard" posture.

Xie Ze had also seen Wang Yifeng with his classmates, and when they got into a fight, they were unambiguous at all.But with Wang Yifeng's arrogance and domineering in front of him, it seems that there is nothing left.

"Don't worry, I won't beat you." Xie Ze paused, hooked the corners of his mouth, and seemed to be smiling, "You can move out and I will refund the rent to you. I want to live in the school dormitory or rent a house in other communities It's all right, I'll help you move things there. I—" Xie Ze felt his throat was a little dry, and he was a little... speechless.

He didn't want to draw a line with Wang Yifeng and be strangers to each other, not at all.

Wang Yifeng was a little stunned by the incident of Xie Ze's anger in the afternoon. He didn't realize what Xie Ze was saying at first, but when he did, he jumped up and climbed onto the bed to hold Xie Ze down.

He is not afraid of being beaten by a silly mother, and besides, the silly mother never really beat him.He was afraid of being kicked out by the silly mother. After that, the silly mother wouldn't look for him, and he couldn't find a reason to come here. Could it be that the two of them had never known each other before?

As long as he thinks of this possibility, his whole body hurts everywhere!I wish I could kill Xie Ze with one bite and eat it!

Xie Ze was stunned for a moment, but before he could react, he was firmly crushed by Wang Yifeng.

"Wang Yifeng, what are you doing?"

"If I don't move away, I won't!" Wang Yifeng was rarely ruthless, pressing down on Xie Ze and looking at him, feeling a bit broken.She thought that the silly mother didn't hate him, so she still wanted to drive him out after making a fuss for a long time.

"Let go." Xie Ze frowned and pushed him, "Don't make trouble like a child, are you naive?"

"I'm naive, so I won't move. Silly mom, do you hate me?" Wang Yifeng went all out, anyway, the silly mom hated him, and he wanted to take advantage of the stupid mom's lack of fighting power to force people! "It's useless if you hate me, I won't move!"

Well, the ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.Wang Yifeng is the five scum of war, Xie Ze can probably screw him to death with only one left hand.

Xie Ze was so confused by his gangster style that he didn't know what to say. "Wang Yifeng, why do you have to stay at my house? Is my house feng shui particularly good or is there a treasure? It's been like that this afternoon. Don't you feel embarrassed to sit and eat face to face?"

"Then I don't care, I won't move!" Wang Yifeng lowered his head and rubbed his head against Xie Ze's neck, like a big wolf dog, "I don't care, you are not allowed to hate me, even if I like boys, you are not allowed to hate me!"

Xie Ze was a little stunned when he heard this, and after thinking about it seriously, he suddenly understood the reason why Wang Yifeng refused to admit it.

It's really - the authorities are obsessed.Wang Yifeng was afraid, not because he was afraid of being beaten, but because he was afraid of being hated by him.

Because I like it, I am afraid.

After thinking about this, Xie Ze stopped pushing Wang Yifeng, and let him hold him tightly, and his voice became lighter. "I don't hate you, how do you know that I hate you?"

Wang Yifeng: "...but you want to drive me out!"

"I get so angry that my stomach hurts once I get angry with you, how many more times can I still vomit blood? Don't press me down, my stomach hurts!" ╮(╯▽╰)╭Silly mother started to feel confident~

The rascal Feng didn't dare to suppress Xie Ze anymore, but he still refused to let go. "Stupid mom, are you still in pain? Shall I take you to the hospital? You're so scary!"

"It's me who has a stomachache. What's your business?" Xie Ze dismissed it, and let Wang Yifeng hold him without struggling. take away."

As soon as Wang Yifeng's eyes lit up, he immediately found an excuse to continue to stay here shamelessly. "I won't move away! I don't know how to raise cats! Huskies will die if they follow me!"

Yo, you always know that you can't even feed a cat?

"And huskies recognize people! It just likes you to feed it, and it won't eat if I feed it! It's so hypocritical!"

←_← Do you think that is a child?Recognize people!It’s obviously because you feed it green vegetables that it won’t eat! !Your little milk cat eats green vegetable leaves? !Do you dare to find a more reliable reason when you are talking nonsense!

Xie Ze suppressed a smile. "Then it stays, you go."

"Why! That's my cat! No, that's my son! Who did you see giving his son to someone else?" Wang Yifeng is so thick-skinned that he even recognized his cat son in order to chase his wife . ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Husky: Meow~ (I don’t feel happy at all.)

"Whose son do you see thrown out to be raised by others? And how did you have to suffer from a genetic mutation to give birth to a cat as a man?"

Wang Yifeng: "..." When did the idiot say that?I don't know!

Hehehe, Wang Yifeng, guess who is the one who is choked up every time and looks at him with sad little eyes?

"Good~" Xie Ze felt Wang Yifeng's sad little eyes, and gently stroked his head, "If you get out tomorrow, no one will talk about you having a cat~"

Wang Yifeng complained: I would rather you talk about me having a cat, and it would be better to give birth to you.

"I don't care, I won't move out anyway, even if I'm killed, I won't move out! If you dare to ask me to move out again, I'll rape you!" Wang Yifeng's small universe crackled and burned.

However—"Are you sure you can beat me?" Xie Ze sneered, "Try?"

Wang Yifeng, who was about to move, crawled over and wanted to nibble on Xie Ze, but was grabbed by Xie Ze's collar and almost died of strangulation.

"Oh, I'm going to death! Silly mom, I'm wrong, I'm guilty, you let me go! QAQ I kneel down and sing for you !!!"

"Aren't you going to rape me with ♂?" Xie Ze slapped him away contemptuously, "You raped me with such a little combat power? Have you heard a saying? Rape ♂ can't be done, but you will be fucked by ♂."

Wang Yifeng bit the corner of the quilt and wept silently.In terms of height, weight, and body shape, no matter what, he should be the one holding the silly sauce!Being grabbed by the collar and thrown out... How embarrassing!

Xie Ze didn't bother to talk to him, turned his back to him, and looked like a cold laborer who was not interested in you.Then he secretly evoked a sinister smile.

Wang Yifeng, just hit the muzzle of the gun, you see, I will not let you go.If you want to move out obediently, labor and management won't do anything to you, but you are still rushing to come over.

Wang Yifeng was very unhappy seeing Xie Ze with his back turned to him.

#How to make my silly mother fall in love with me quickly and not drive me out?Pierce: My silly mother and I are blue kids. #

Wang Yifeng really wanted to post a post to ask, but after looking through the pillow for a long time, he realized that this is the bed of the silly mother, and he threw the phone in the pocket of his coat.

Silly mom must be very uncomfortable today, with a severe stomachache, otherwise he would never go to bed without taking a bath!

Wang Yifeng secretly moved towards Xie Ze's side, then moved again, saw that Xie Ze was not moving and thought he was asleep, stretched out his sinful paws to rest on Xie Ze's waist, moved again, and moved Xie Ze Ze hugged her into his arms and smiled like a strange sorghum.

"Hmph, I won't move out, even if I'm killed."

"Silly mom, I like you so much, don't be angry with me, okay? Tell me what I did wrong, and I'll definitely change it right away!"

"Silly mother, I want to call you daughter-in-law ~ or I can be your daughter-in-law!"

The more Xie Ze listened, the more he felt more at ease. Even Wang Yifeng didn't plan to pursue the matter that he was so angry that he was dying. He closed his eyes and pretended to be unconscious, turned over and hugged Wang Yifeng face to face.

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