Silly mother, your brick fell

Originally, Wang Yifeng thought that since the [-]th National Day, if you haven't stayed at school yet, you should go out and have fun.

To put it more superficially, I want to take my stupid mother to wander around the world.

However, due to some strange reasons, Wang Yifeng actually stayed at Xie Ze's house. ⊙ω⊙He expressed deep surprise at this—and secretly delighted.

The [-]th Club is recruiting new members, and Wang Yifeng was instigated by Su Mian to join.But because he lived in a silly mother's house and didn't have his own microphone, he shamelessly used Xie Ze's directly.Xie Ze was noncommittal about this, as long as there was no strong objection.

Su Mian only arrived at Xie Ze's house on September 9th before dinner. Knowing that Xie Ze lived in the same room as Wang Yifeng, she smiled like a fox, and even spent a long time with Xie Ze's mother. Hey, Xie Ze's father's face It's all bad.

Originally, he would never agree that his son liked a man!If it weren't for the fact that Aze had made a lot of trouble in the first two years, and he knew Aze's temper, and that man didn't like Aze, so he didn't strongly object.But what is the situation now? !The wife actually helped her son chase a man?How shameless are they, the Xie family, if they say it? !

Just to piss him off!

Recruitment starts at [-]pm.

After eating, Wang Yifeng poked his game vest and went to the channel to wait. Xie Ze watched it so much that he wanted to touch his forehead.Even if you are lazy, you don't have to be so lazy, right?Is it so difficult to register a trumpet?

Forget it, let him go.

Xie Ze sat weakly on the chair next to Wang Yifeng, leaning side by side with him, rubbing his arms together to poke fruit.

Wang Yifeng stared at the computer screen, his mind drifting back and forth, feeling the burning pain in his arm touched by Xie Ze, but he was reluctant to move away, so he leaned against him stiffly and deliberately.

Xie Ze poked a piece of cantaloupe with a toothpick, took a bite and bit off the sweet spot in the middle. Seeing Wang Yifeng's dull expression, he handed over the rest.

Wang Yifeng was so flattered that he ate it without hesitation.After eating, I jiggled my mouth, feeling so strange.Why isn't the cantaloupe at Silly Mom's sweet?But the silly mother fed me cantaloupe with her own hands! O(≧▽≦)O

Xie Ze's plot succeeded, and he continued his efforts. "It's your turn soon, isn't it?"

Wang Yifeng looked at the computer screen and was fed a piece of cantaloupe again.

After eating a plate of cantaloupe, Xie Ze said that he was very happy to eat it. He had never eaten such a sweet cantaloupe.Wang Yifeng said - this cantaloupe is so strange that it is not sweet at all!What kind of melon is this? !

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As the administrator of the Waiwai channel, Su Mian saw Wang Yifeng's vest at a glance, and her friends poked him for private chats.

Assisted by planning Su Mianshen: <(￣︶￣)> Stupid Maple, today’s cantaloupe was cut by my brother himself!

Feng Mu: ⊙ω⊙Su Mian is great!Seriously?

Assisted by planning Su Mian God: (￣～￣) Of course!don't you believe me don't you? ! !

Fengmu: Kousu, you told me last night that the braised pork ribs were cooked by my silly mother!I just don't think it tastes right!I asked my silly mother tonight!He said it was burned by the aunt!Also put the sugar and salt wrong!

Mother Xie, who is eager to please her daughter-in-law: ...(╯° °)╯︵┻━┻I blame me for the jars! It’s good to cook!

Assisted by planning Su Mian God: ...ha...ha...ha...

Assisted by planning Su Mian: I swear that pot of cantaloupe you had today must have been cut by your idiot mother!sweet or not?Just say it's sweet or not!

Xie Ze watched the two people typing and chatting blankly.You insist on typing even though it's right next door, hehehe.

Wang Yifeng was confused.

Fengmu: ...A weak question, can you tell the truth?

Planning Su Mian's assist: ⊙ω⊙Ni, do you want to say that the cantaloupe cut by the silly mother is not good?

Feng Mu: Mrs. Su Mian [serious face] Please return to normal!

Fengmu: But... it's really not sweet at all...

Planning Su Mian's assist: How is it possible! →_→Obviously the same cantaloupe, isn’t mine sweet and yours not sweet?Is it crooked or something?

Wang Yifeng turned to look at Xie Ze strangely. "Silly mom, is the cantaloupe you just ate sweet?"

"Sweet." Xie Ze threw a grape into his mouth calmly, and immediately spat it out with a sour frown.

Wang Yifeng stared at Xie Ze's wet lips, and he was stunned, and licked his lips involuntarily.The grapes just spit out by silly mom look so sweet~<(￣︶￣)>

Xie Ze looked at his dazed look, and smiled at him with the corners of his lips raised. "Wang Yifeng, did you ever play a prank when you were young, biting off a small piece of the pointed end of each sliced ​​watermelon? It's the very sweet watermelon heart."

"Yes, I was beaten up by my dad, don't want it." Wang Yifeng replied unconsciously, looking at Xie Ze, something suddenly exploded in his head, "Silly silly mother, you, you, you don't It would be so childish, right?"

Xie Ze nodded. "I'm just that naive."

So the cantaloupe I just ate was bitten by a silly mother, right?

So the cantaloupe I just ate was bitten by my silly mother, right? ! !

Wang Yifeng's head was full of barrage, and the whole screen turned into bitten cantaloupe, swiping, swiping, trying desperately to seduce him.

(*/ω＼*) Silly mom's lips look like cantaloupe!

Xie Ze ignored Wang Yifeng's idiotic expression, licked the grape juice on his lips, and frowned sourly. "What kind of grapes are these, they are so sour."

Wang Yifeng's cheerful starry eyes. "Silly mother, I like to eat sour things!"

Xie Ze glanced at him, hummed, and stuffed a plate of grapes into his arms.

Wang Yifeng: ...Silly mom, I just want to eat the grapes you ate! Q_Q

Xie Ze ignored him and turned to look at the computer screen.

Wang Yifeng couldn't stop staring at Xie Zeshui's moist lips, swallowed, and then swallowed again, couldn't help it anymore, suddenly felt bad, suddenly put down the plate with a snap, leaned forward to break it Xie Ze gnawed his face against his lips.

Xie Ze was also stunned.

Although, um, he deliberately seduced Wang Yifeng, but...he didn't expect Wang Yifeng to be really daring... Didn't Wang Yifeng only dare to make sure that he was asleep before touching him?

Seeing that Xie Ze didn't push him away immediately, Wang Yifeng didn't know whether he didn't react or what, anyway, he didn't care, and just stuck out his tongue and licked it.

(*/ω＼*) The grape juice on silly mom's lips is really sweet! ! !

Xie Ze came back to his senses, narrowed his eyes and looked at Wang Yifeng, opened his mouth slightly, let him poke his tongue in, then ground his tongue with his teeth, and bit down.

Wang Yifeng, who has a sperm on his head, still knows what a fart, knowing that the silly mother didn't push him away, he was going crazy with joy, until his tongue was suddenly bitten and bled, and then he wailed and stopped abruptly.

"T_T idiot, I was wrong! I didn't mean to tease you! Hit me!" Wang Yifeng came back to his senses, almost crying.Wang Yifeng, you idiot!If the silly mother doesn't agree, you can kiss randomly!He will be thrown out as a pervert!

Xie Ze raised his eyebrows and looked at him with a half-smile. "You don't molested less often? The marks on my neck haven't disappeared yet." No matter how fucking he kisses himself every day, he still pretends to be asleep and doesn't respond. He probably broke down before Wang Yifeng!

Wang Yifeng was dumbfounded.The idiot knows!Fog Grass!To be beaten to death!

No, if the silly mother knew about it...why did he still let him be presumptuous?Haven't thrown him out yet?Wang Yifeng had a rare moment of wit, boldly endured the pain and leaned over to kiss Xie Ze again.

Xie Ze's eyes suddenly darkened.Wang Yifeng is not cowardly today? !

Wang Yifeng kissed again, feeling that Xie Ze didn't push him away, he was so happy that he was about to fly. "Silly mother, silly mother, it doesn't matter if you hit me, I kissed me anyway."

Xie Ze looked at him dangerously, "Wang Yifeng, don't try to think of me as a woman. Where did you smoke last night, you think I don't know? Let me tell you, even if we both sleep, you have to be the one below. "

Wang Yifeng blinked and stared at Xie Ze in a daze. "Silly mother, I know you are a man!"

"..." Xie Ze's threat failed.He should have known that talking to Wang Yifeng was like farting!He doesn't listen at all! ! ! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

Wang Yifeng continued to blink. "Silly mom, I like you even if you are a boy, whether you are a boy or a girl, I only like you."

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