Silly mother, your brick fell

When Wang Yifeng sat in the car with Husky in his arms, he was still floating.

Just go to meet the parents or something - cover your face!so excited!Will my silly parents like me?What if they don't like me?

No, they definitely don't like me!I'm a blue boy, how could they like it!

No no no!The point is not whether they like me or not!The point is that silly mom doesn't like me! T_T

Wang Yifeng woke up, his heart ached. QQ

"get off."

What a silly attitude!That's it!Are you going to drive him out of the car and sleep on the streets? !Wang Yifeng's heart hurt even more.

Xie Ze was speechless, and stretched out his hand to grab his ear. "Tell you to get out of the car! Take the cat to the pet store! Do you hear me?"

Wang Yifeng raised his head and shamelessly rubbed against it. "Didn't you want to leave me halfway?"

Who said they would leave you halfway!If I want to leave you halfway, I have to find a deserted place, okay? !What's the use of throwing eggs in such a place! ! ! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

Xie Ze glanced at the pet shop next to him, and then at Wang Yifeng, "Yes, I'm going to throw you into the barren mountains and old forests to feed the monsters."

Wang Yifeng's back was cool, especially his buttocks, and he always felt that what the silly mother wanted to say was not this sentence.

Seeing that he was still moving, Xie Ze slowly approached him, eye to eye and nose to nose, very close. "Wang Yifeng, if you stay in a daze again, I'll throw you down the next second."

Wang Yifeng came back to his senses, glanced at Xie Ze accusingly, and obediently got out of the car to foster the husky.

Xie Ze choked on his little eyes, and had the illusion that he had done something heinous.Wouldn't this idiot be so cute to his classmates in school?Xie Ze was taken aback, his expression suddenly turned sharp.

This is not allowed!Absolutely not! ! !

Xie Ze tightened his hands on the steering wheel, narrowed his eyes and looked at Wang Yifeng who came out of the pet shop.Wang Yifeng, you'd better wink, show off your cuteness and find the right partner, or labor and capital will kill you!

Wang Yifeng who came out felt the chrysanthemum cool for no reason, looked around and touched his buttocks.What was that like just now?very scary!

The thoughtless Wang Yifeng continued to sit in the car, feeling awkward with nothing in his arms, so he got up from the co-pilot to reach for the snacks on the back seat, and poked his raised butt right in front of Xie Ze.

Xie Ze looked at the butt that was sticking up in front of him, endured it, endured it again, and finally couldn't help pulling Wang Yifeng back to sit down and buckle up the seat belt.

Is it really okay to stick your ass in front of a man who has ulterior motives for you?Although Wang Yifeng probably, maybe... I especially hope that Xie Zemo can give it a hand? (*/ω＼*)

The dazed Wang Yifeng was pressed on the passenger seat and looked at Xie Ze strangely. "Silly mom, I want some snacks."

Xie Ze casually threw him a bag of potato chips with a look of disgust. "Don't eat it in my car."

Wang Yifeng took the potato chips and looked at Xie Ze with a strange look. "Silly mom, so you like to feed cucumbers~" After finishing speaking, he pulled out the bag and ate while looking at Xie Ze.

Wang Yifeng, ever since you admitted that you are gay!The whole person became dirty in an instant! !Which weird place are you thinking about eating potato chips? ! ! !

Xie Ze glanced at him and drove.

Can't compare IQ with Wang Yifeng, IQ will be lowered by him.

Wang Yifeng gnawed on the potato chips very happily, and he didn't even count on gnawing, and he would stuff a piece into Xie Ze's mouth from time to time.He didn't even think about it, how could Xie Ze eat this kind of junk food!

Xie Ze hid for a while, then hid again, Wang Yifeng fed him persistently.Then Xie Ze opened his mouth and ate...

Not only ate it, but also licked Wang Yifeng's fingertips smoothly, and sucked it...

Wang Yifeng felt a numbness in his fingers, as if an electric current had passed through him, and he withdrew his hand suddenly, eating potato chips stiffly all over his body.As a result, as soon as his fingers touched his lips, his whole body became even more rigid.

Is this an indirect kiss?Does it count?Stupid stupid mother Ju Juju actually flirted with me... Wang Yifeng bit his finger, and his brain got knotted.

Isn't silly mom a clean freak?Why are you still eating what I feed?Why are you still licking my fingers?

idiot lick my finger...

finger……

Come on, have you ever kissed directly?An indirect kiss and a ball of yarn?

Xie Ze glanced at him and smiled lowly.It finally calmed down, otherwise Wang Yifeng would be so provocative, he really wouldn't be able to drive properly.

Wang Yifeng blushed and walked quietly all the way, until he reached the destination, his face was still a little red.

Xie Ze's mother, um, how should I put it, looks very much like an ancient lady.

He looks very gentle, his voice is very soft, and when he sees Wang Yifeng, his eyes are very gentle, and he seems to be able to smell the fragrance of ink when he gets close.

"Ah Ze, you're back." Seeing Xie Ze enter the door, the woman sitting on the sofa sipping tea looked up with a smile on her lips, "This is what Mianmian said, your friend, right? What's your name?"

Wang Yifeng was flattered, and walked out from behind Xie Ze with a face full of embarrassment, twisted his hands together, and bowed to Xie's mother. "Hello, Auntie, my name is Wang Yifeng!"

Xie Ze: ...

Thanks mom: ...

Mr. Hu, the housekeeper of the Xie family: ...

This kid is so funny, what is the habit of bowing when he sees people?

Xie Ze really wanted to take Wang Yifeng out and come in again.You just came here as a friend, why is this action like meeting your mother-in-law?

Wang Yifeng's heart: My mother-in-law is so good at it!No wonder the silly mother is so hot and good-looking too!

"Xiaofeng, you don't mind if I call you that? You don't have to be so polite when you get up." Mother Xie was startled, gave Xie Ze a sharp look, and signaled him to pull him up quickly.Xie Ze was almost frightened by his mother's eyes, and the corners of his eyes twitched.

In order to make a good impression on his daughter-in-law, his mother really spared no effort to reveal all the skills of pretending to be a lady for more than 20 years.I told Su Mian to stop it, don't be too exaggerated!

Su Mian: (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻You two dogs, Lanlan, left alone ahead of time, and my wife hasn't arrived home yet!

Xie Ze sighed and straightened Wang Yifeng's waist with his hands. He felt that he was exactly the same as his father, and the people he liked were particularly abnormal.

"Mom, stop pretending, don't you feel tired doing it like this?" Can you pick up a broom and chase after the golden retriever from Su Mian's family, the lady who ran around the yard?Give me a break. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Mother Xie's face darkened, she raised her chin and snorted. "Impolite!"

Wang Yifeng complained: that's it!The mother-in-law is really dignified and virtuous!

Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng contemptuously.Why are you nodding vigorously?You are just a "friend! friend!"

"Grandpa Hu, which room do you arrange for him to live in? Take the things up first."

Only then did Wang Yifeng notice that Wucao's silly mother's house is so big! ⊙▽⊙Eh heh?How come there are second and third floors?How come there are stairs at home?

Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng's stupid look, and calmly grabbed his wrist.You want to go home with me yourself, dare to run away and interrupt your dog legs!

Seeing the interaction between the two of them, Xie's mother was amused, and grinned regardless of the reserved ladylike style she had just pretended to be. "We don't have any room at home, Mianmian is coming to live too, so I asked your friend Huber to share a room with you directly."

Oh, there are no rooms left.Xie Ze glanced at the third floor.Besides, if Su Mian has a room in his house, he doesn't need to live in the guest room, because the relationship between the two is good, and of course, it's because Mother Xie likes her daughter and doesn't like her son.

"Xiaofeng, it doesn't matter if you live in the same room as Aze? They're both boys anyway." Mother Xie also kindly asked Wang Yifeng for his opinion, although his opinion was probably useless.

And Wang Yifeng's little friend is obviously eager to live in a room with Xie Ze, okay?

Xie Ze raised his forehead, he should have expected this to happen!After all, his parents knew about his crush on Wang Yifeng for seven years!His mother can't wait to pack Wang Yifeng and send him to his arms!

Wang Yifeng thought that he was going to sleep with the silly mother again, dragged Xie Ze up the stairs excitedly dragging his small luggage, and couldn't wait to find his room, never thinking of asking him why his house is so big things.

Pulled by him, Xie Ze turned his head and gave his mother a disgusted look.

Thanks mom for being proud.

In fact, Wang Yifeng's nerves are really terrible, and he will automatically avoid some problems, and he has a strong ability to accept many things.

For example, when Xie Ze told him that he was Youyan, he was surprised for a moment, and then there was nothing else.

For example, when Xie Ze gnawed at him, he was confused for a while, and then there was nothing else.

For example, when Xie Ze told him that Youyan and Xie Wuyi were the same person, he was shocked for a moment, and then there was nothing else.

For example, after arriving at Xie Ze's house and seeing such a big villa, he was curious for a while, and then there was nothing else.

It can't be said that he is stupid, it's just because some things are not particularly important in his eyes.For example, in the case of Xie Ze's family, he likes people like Xie Ze, even if his family is a dun, he is still happy.

And, silly mother!It is omnipotent! <(￣︶￣)>

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