Silly mother, your brick fell

Xie Ze's heart suddenly became very irritable.

Wang Yifeng can walk with any girl, except him, Xie Ze.

This kind of thing that Xie Zeming knew a long time ago really happened now, but he still felt that he couldn't accept it. The whole person clamored for a fight.

But Xie Ze couldn't do it.

Standing next to a willow tree not far away, Xie Ze silently listened to their conversation, not very clearly, but he could understand it.

"Qiao Ling, thank you for showing me the way these two days."

"Sure, we've lived together for so many years." The little girl smiled, and naturally took Wang Yifeng's arm, "Brother Yifeng, you have been admitted to a graduate student at University A anyway, so you must treat me to dinner, right?" ?”

"You have been in University A for three years, and you are considered the host, so you should treat me!"

"I'll call you brother, are you so stingy?!" The little girl stretched out a hand to poke Wang Yifeng's chest angrily, "Bring me to dinner tomorrow, that's the deal. Now accompany me to buy a cup milk tea."

Seeing their laughter, Xie Ze leaned his back against the tree trunk, and suddenly took out his mobile phone and clicked on the button a little unwillingly.

Xie Ze: Feng, I want to play JJC

When these words were sent out, Xie Ze went again!back!regret!up!

What kind of arena are you playing in? If you want to play in the arena, you have to go up and talk, and you have to reveal your gender every minute you open your mouth, okay?In order to compete with an inexplicable girl to reveal her gender in such a tone, is it worth it?

But although Koukou has the function of withdrawing the message, although Xie Ze also regretted it, he just didn't want to withdraw the message while holding the phone.He just wanted to see Wang Yifeng's reaction, even if Wang Yifeng might not be able to see it immediately.

Wang Yifeng set up a special reminder for Xie Ze, and he could feel the news as soon as there was news.

Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng who was not far away and his back was turned to him, stopped and took out his mobile phone. He lowered his head and didn't know what he was looking at. A heart suddenly rose in his throat.

It's his business that he likes Wang Yifeng. In fact, Wang Yifeng doesn't know him at all.

His hands trembled, Xie Ze saw the prompt that Fengmu was typing on the button chat interface of the mobile phone, and sent a message before receiving his rejection.

Xie Ze: Forget it.

The phone vibrated, followed by Wang Yifeng's news.

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law!You actually asked to play JJC!when! (≧▽≦)/I'm so happy!

Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng's reply, saw that Wang Yifeng bowed his head and said something to the little girl, turned around and left without sending her back to the dormitory, and he was so relieved.

That's not Wang Yifeng's girlfriend, at most she's a primary school girl who is pursuing Wang Yifeng, what's so sad about him, he's still a genuine wife.

Xie Ze breathed a sigh of relief, feeling comfortable all over, and didn't even feel stomach pain anymore.

Xie Ze: I will return to the dormitory in a while, you take me to call 22

Fengmu: Good O(∩_∩)O~~The words of the daughter-in-law are the imperial decree!

Xie Ze: But everyone in the dormitory is resting, and I don't turn on the microphone.

Fengmu: ...

Fengmu: Misty grass!

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, you did it on purpose! [wronged face] I won't take you to call 22 if you don't speak up

Xie Ze: Huh?

Xie Ze is in the CV circle, and has learned dubbing and false voices. It is no problem for him to pretend to be a female voice, but if he pretends to be a female voice, he will be charged with deceiving Wang Yifeng's feelings.

And he didn't plan to go back to the dormitory, he disliked the rough guys in the dormitory very much, and he smelled of stinky socks when he entered the door.

Feng Mu: Daughter-in-law, I was wrong. (.﹏.*) How dare I not take you, pinch, I don’t take you, what should you do if you go away with others

Xie Ze: No.

Xie Ze: The most dead love.

Feng Mu: Daughter-in-law, don’t want it ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I wholeheartedly for you you say something I dare not say anything you say you eat sweet rice dumplings I would never dare to eat salty rice dumplings you let me use my face to block windmills I would never dare use the back of my head!

Xie Ze: ...

I was much annoyed by him, but I still couldn't help laughing.

Xie Ze went back to his place of residence, took out rice from the refrigerator to cook porridge, and chatted with Wang Yifeng casually.

Fuki: Oh no!Wife, are you back already? !Aren't you coming back tomorrow?

Wang Yifeng chatted with him for ten minutes and finally came to his senses.

Xie Ze: Yes

Fuki: Hey hey!Daughter-in-law, did you come back overnight because you missed me?I am very touched!Aww, daughter-in-law is the best!

Xie Ze felt that he had indulged Wang Yifeng too much today due to personal emotional reasons.

Xie Ze: ...the food in Shanghai is not good.

Fengmu: So you just come back to eat in the cafeteria of University A?It's sad, but it's not because I miss me, so wronged. QQ

...Hey, Xie Ze sighed.

Xie Ze: Probably, maybe... There is also a little reason.

pampering or something...

Feng Mu: So daughter-in-law, let's face each other!Mianji, Mianji, Mianji!

(Wang Yifeng: What’s the matter with labor and management, I’ve already completed my first year of graduate school, and I’ve had two more years of food, can’t I still get a third-year elementary school girl? Huh! ╭(╯^╰)╮Turn you into a [real·Wang Yifeng’s wife]!)

Xie Ze hesitated and decided to change the subject.

In fact, if it were someone else, they wouldn't go wrong in their relationship, and wouldn't meet each other in the same school. They must have suspected it a long time ago, and Wang Yifeng was so stupid to believe that she was a girl.

Xie Ze: Yes, I heard...

Xie Ze: The postgraduate dormitory of our school...

Fuki: Hey?What's wrong?The dormitory is pretty good, that is, it is a bit old, but the plaster is everywhere (⊙o⊙) Do you want to renovate?

Xie Ze: It's not renovation...

Xie Ze: I heard... Huang Daxian lives in the postgraduate dormitory...

Fengmu: ...

Fengmu:! ! ! ! ! ! !

Fengmu: Mist Grass Mist Grass Mist Grass!Labor and capital are living with some strange things these days, Madan! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Feng Mu: Junior sister and daughter-in-law, dear, where did you hear about this? ! !

Xie Ze: Junior sister? ^_^

Wang Yifeng shook.The daughter-in-law will never know about going out for a walk with my junior sister today!She is clearly still in Shanghai!

But every time the smiling emoji is posted by my daughter-in-law, it means that something very cruel will happen. Hey!

Fengmu: No, no, my wife is the biggest.So where did you hear that!

Xie Ze: I heard it from my junior sister?

Fengmu: There is no Junior Sister! TAT, I swear I won't even talk to my junior sister!Our whole building is full of Junior Junior Brothers!

Xie Ze: Oh

Xie Ze: I heard that today’s juniors will like their seniors

Fengmu: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Wife, where on earth did you hear these weird things, wow! I only like you, no matter whether you are a junior or a junior, they are all floating clouds !

Xie Ze: So, little junior sister?

Fengmu: Orz's wife really doesn't have a junior sister, please let this stalk go.

Xie Ze: Okay, let’s form a team, and we’re done.

So that's it for the little junior sister, let's get over it?

The arena closed at one o'clock in the morning, and it was already twelve twenty.

After drinking a bowl of porridge, Xie Ze felt his entire stomach warmed up, and it was rare for him to actively apply for a team when he opened the game.

Although Wang Yifeng accepted that Xie Ze said that he could not speak, he still refused to give up and issued Xie Ze a plane ticket on Waiwai, begging for nothing to drag him into the den, trying to pester him into submission.

"Daughter-in-law~~~You just have to say something~~~Just say a word~~~~"

Where did this ability to speak with wavy lines come from?

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Shut up!Talk again and throw you out!

After sitting in the car for so long, Xie Ze was already tired, but Wang Yifeng's shameless and coquettish appearance still made him feel happy.Especially this kind of shamelessness is his exclusive.

"Daughter-in-law, it's not easy to fight JJC if you don't talk~ What do you think of my team's name?"

[System] Fengmu invites you to join the 2V2 team of the Famous Sword Conference [Daughter-in-law Meng turns over the idiots on the opposite side]

[Private chat] You whispered to Fengmu: ...you have maxed out your stupid skills

If it is full, it will be full, and it will drag me into the water!

Xie Ze's heart was broken.

Back then, in order to express the central idea of ​​[my wife is very cute, my wife is the cutest], Wang Yifeng forcibly dragged him into the dungeon and tossed a set of Nanhuang suits, which made Xie Ze, a big old man, stand up Wearing such a cute big hat, wearing such a short skirt, and jumping around with his white and thin legs, he almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of old blood in his throat.

and!The five poisons and blood skills need to dance, and when you jump up, you can see everything you should see and what you shouldn't see.Although it's just a game, it's really not his style to be so stupid!

Xie Ze silently blocked the team name automatically, and followed Wang Yifeng to line up to play in the arena.

Anyway, he was used to it, and playing 22 with Wang Yifeng was just playing with feelings.

I heard that people who play Tibetan swords have low IQs. He didn't believe it before, but he believed it later.

Anyway, he didn't have anything to say about using strange skills like Crazy Wu Shan to pick up his own IQ and throw it out to kill the enemy.

IQ: Hello everyone, I am Wang Yifeng's IQ. He used me to smash a Tangmen that jumped up across the table to the bottom of the table and fell to death. I and that Tangmen died together.

Heart!it is good!tired!

Xie Ze couldn't do enough to add blood.

"Daughter-in-law, people say that 22 is easy to die in love, do you think I'm stupid to die in love with me? QAQ"

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: When have you ever been witty?

"Daughter-in-law, you are discriminating against me!"

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: When did I face you?

"Can my daughter-in-law fall in love with each other happily!" Wang Yifeng said angrily, "By the way, daughter-in-law, are you in a bad mood today?"

Xie Ze was taken aback for a moment, unable to react.The conversation between him and Wang Yifeng didn't show any particular emotion, did it?

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: How do you say?

"Look for yourself, you just saw a gang of beggars chasing someone to smack their hearts, looking very irritable and wanting to hit someone! Did you see that gang of beggars scolding you on the map channel?"

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: ...that's because he is ugly

This sentence obviously pleased the narcissistic and fart Wang Yifeng.

"That's right! In the eyes of my daughter-in-law, I should be the most handsome! Everyone except me is so hot!"

"Then, daughter-in-law, are you tired? I came back so late by car today..."

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Well, it's okay.

Xie Ze smiled and glanced at the brochure next to the computer desk.It can be seen from these things that his mood swings, Wang Yifeng is probably not so heartless.

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: It's one o'clock, hurry up, I'm going to sleep.

"Wait, daughter-in-law!" Wang Yifeng yelled.

Xie Ze closed the game, but did not back away, quietly waiting for his next words.

"Well, daughter-in-law, is what you said about Huang Daxian true or false?" Wang Yifeng's voice was a little weak, without confidence.

Xie Yuan: Cooked.

Xie Ze replied two words directly on the public screen, and sent another good night.

"Good night, daughter-in-law." Wang Yifeng's voice was also quite cheerful.

After hearing what he said, Xie Ze backed away.

The author has something to say: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Wang Xie CP is so cute that you don’t want it. Blue queen is so cute and rolls around, begging for a message? =￣ω￣=