Silly mother, your brick fell

After listening to Wang Yifeng say good night, Xie Ze felt his mood improved again. He took a brochure and flipped through it, looked at the two big characters Fengmu he had written, and then picked up a pen to draw a piece next to his name. maple leaf.

In addition, he is not good at painting, and a leaf is still easy to come by.

In fact, when he was playing in the arena just now, he really wanted to ask about the relationship between that elementary school girl named Qiao Ling and Wang Yifeng, but he would reveal everything when he opened his mouth, so he could only endure, endure, endure, and then vent his anger on the opposite party On the head of the beggar gang.

Poor Lifei beggar.

[System] Ding!Congratulations to the heroine Xie Yuan for opening the beggar gang hatred mode. From now on, she will be attacked by all the beggar gangs in the hostile camp~

Xie Ze was taken aback by his brain supplement, put down the brochure, smiled and scolded an idiot, thought for a while and stuffed the brochure under the pillow.

Give this to Wang Yifeng tomorrow, if you keep it, he might write something strange.

It's really scary to think about this tormenting little goblin.

Just as Xie Ze lay down, the button of the phone began to vibrate desperately again.

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law!You forgot something!

Fengmu: Are you asleep? (*≧m≦*)

Fengmu: Alright~ Then, let’s talk about it tomorrow~ Good night, daughter-in-law~

This is the third time I said goodnight today, okay?

Xie Ze scolded another idiot, then involuntarily pressed his paw on the phone and said good night again.

Xie Ze, you are hopeless!

Exhaling a breath, Xie Ze covered his head with the quilt.

Then Xie Ze fell asleep and had a very strange dream.

In the dream, Xie Ze turned into the cute little poisonous flower in the game, picked a big lotus flower and hugged it in his arms, staring straight at Wang Yifeng.

Wang Yifeng picked him up on the horse and took him to Mingjiao to see the Sanshengshu.

He put a lot of candles on the ground in a heart shape, and pulled Wang Yifeng to worship and kowtow in the middle.

After the first worship to heaven and earth and the second worship to the high hall, Wang Yifeng suddenly asked him when it was time for husband and wife to worship each other, wife, are you a man or a woman?

Xie Ze became poisonous and said firmly, I am a man.

Then Wang Yifeng took out an epee from his pocket, and a crazy Wu Shan threw it at his head.

Xie Ze woke up with a jerk, and pressed his temples to think about how to throw the skill of Crazy Wu Shan out of Wang Yifeng's shortcut skill column.

This skill is simply a cancer lurking in Hidden Sword Villa.

After wiping off his sweat, Xie Ze got up and went to the school to report.

The 17th is the day for their hospital to report. There will be a class meeting in the afternoon, and then they will go to collect books.

According to the laziness of the old class in the past, the class meeting is about 10 minutes of everyone gathering together to discuss how to have dinner in the new semester, how to have a spring outing, how to go out in the autumn, and then talk about the unity in the dormitory and the unity in the class, and then the meeting ends.

Xie Ze took the good books back to the dormitory, and walked slowly to Z University with two sets of brochures.

Su Mian is a sophomore at Z University.Because the two schools are only one street apart, he had to take on the task of taking care of Su Mian.

Of course! and!

A girl like Su Mian doesn't need him to take care of her at all!

Xie Ze walked to the back door of Su Mian's class, pushed the door in and sat in the last row, propped his chin with one hand and tapped the table with the other, casually looking at the teacher who was eloquent in front of the podium.

The sophomore year of Su Mian's major is divided into classes, so many people in the class don't know each other.A few girls turned their heads inadvertently, and couldn't help but exclaimed in a low voice when they saw Xie Ze.

"So handsome!"

"This is our class?! Awwhhhhhh welfare!!"

"It's not from our school! Otherwise, it's a freshman, otherwise it's impossible for me not to know how handsome I am!"

"It's over, it's over, I'm going to be stunned by him!"

……

The homeroom teacher originally wanted to talk about the situation of the new class, and then encouraged everyone. Who knew that such a handsome guy would be ignored by her.

Z University is an art school, a place where you can look at your face properly.

The homeroom teacher couldn't use violence to suppress this group of idiots and colorists, so he could only sadly announce the end of the class meeting.

When Su Mian heard the words that the class meeting was over, her eyes lit up and she rushed to the side of Xie Ze, took his arm and raised her head and snorted, proudly provoking the girls who were about to turn into wolves smile.

"Hmph, famous grass has its owner!"

Then he immediately turned his head and smiled at Xie Ze, his voice lowered by an octave.

"Ouba~~~"

Xie Ze's goosebumps were uneven, he took out the brochure and patted it on Su Mian's forehead.

Su Mian didn't take it seriously, and continued to smile greasyly at Xie Ze. The smile was sweet, sweet and penetrating, scaring the girls who were staring at her so frightened that they dared not go forward.

Xie Ze was speechless, and understood what this guy was thinking in minutes.

"Let's go." After finishing speaking, he ruthlessly lifted Su Mian up and walked out first.

Su Mian twisted her waist, took small steps, and followed behind Xie Ze, a cos follower.

"Brother, you have been able to love you so silently and desperately for so many years, my sister-in-law must be a person who loves flowers at first sight and loves them at first sight. Great beauty."

Ha ha.

That's right, she is a super beautiful woman who is shaking her legs while holding her mouthful of instant noodles while typing.

Usually, I chat with Wang Yifeng ten times a day, and there is always such a time that Xie Ze feels that his eyes have been blurred by eye feces and he can't open them.There were also one or two times when Xie Ze felt that he was born blind.

"Brother, when someone talks to you, especially a beautiful woman, it's very impolite not to answer!"

Xie Ze lowered his head and glanced at Su Mian.

"I don't like talking to ugly people."

Su Mian, died.

Walking to the gate of A, [Su·Cockroach·Mian] came back to life again.

"Brother, hey, how do you think about explaining to him that you suddenly became a man? Do you want to tell him that you just came back from Thailand?"

People whose IQs are not at the same level really can't communicate!

Xie Ze grumbled expressionlessly.

Su Mian's agitated state continued all the way to the downstairs of the postgraduate dormitory of University A.

"Ah!!! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻ There are actually people who dare to live in the graduate dormitory of University A!!! Do they know what's in it!!!"

Xie Ze: "Don't be afraid, there is more than one person living inside."

Su Mian: "Is there anyone in Wucao lining up to feed Huang Daxian?!"

Xie Ze: "I won't be eaten."

Su Mian looked over quietly. "Really? Are you sure?"

"Definitely." Xie Ze said firmly, "The policy stipulates that after the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become a master."

"He became a genius before the founding of the People's Republic of China." Su Mian's eyes were green, "Brother, you really don't think about renting out the vacant guest room and study room in your house? I'm in charge of promoting Huang Daxian upstairs, you Responsible for raising the rent, we will divide the money we get [-]-[-]."

"Don't think about it." Xie Ze ruthlessly broke Su Mian's desire for money.

"You, you, you...you just said what the hell?" Xie Ze and Su Mian hadn't finished discussing the issue of renting a house when they heard someone's voice shaking like a sieve behind them. "Is Huang Daxian real?"

Su Mian turned her head and looked at the man with messy hair and slippers and wearing blue pants with big old man's head with green eyes, and smiled.

Xie Ze felt like he was going to cry.

Su Mian's first meeting (fog) with her future sister-in-law (huh?) actually happened under such strange circumstances.

"It's nothing, don't listen to her nonsense." Xie Ze pulled Su Mian and dragged her behind his back, and smiled at the sloppy Wang Yifeng in a gentle manner, "Excuse me, do you live in this building?" graduate student?"

"Yes." Wang Yifeng nodded, "But there is really no Huang Daxian?"

"No." Xie Ze affirmed.

Su Mian didn't have Xie Zegao, so she poked her head out from the side, and showed a sinister smile at Wang Yifeng, watching Wang Yifeng shuddered and felt his scalp go numb.

T_T Mama, there are monsters living in our dormitory building!Help!

Wang Yifeng rushed forward in horror and grabbed Xie Ze's arm. "Brother, help, you must take me in! Since we are all men, you must save me!"

Xie Ze froze.

Wang Yifeng, what are you doing!Do you know that the man in front of you has bad intentions for you? Hey!Why do you still want to live in his house? !Are you going to offer chrysanthemums? !

Xie Ze especially wanted to become the Roaring Emperor.

"Senior brother, listen to me saying that there is really no Huang Daxian here! If you live in my house, neither of us will be able to get better!" Xie Ze wanted to say this, but he opened his mouth and then opened his mouth again , still can't say it.

"So this classmate, are you a graduate student?" It's really hard to pretend that you don't know him even though you know it.Xie Ze's heart was filled with ice and snow.

Wang Yifeng looked at Xie Ze warily. "What are you going to do? If you don't take me in, I won't say anything." After finishing speaking, he closed his mouth fiercely, making an appearance that he would rather die than surrender.

Xie Ze: ...

Xie Ze: (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ Are you protecting the chrysanthemum with this expression!

Xie Ze gritted his teeth: "Okay."

Wang Yifeng returned to normal instantly. "Hi, my classmate. My name is Wang Yifeng. I'm a first-year student in University A. What's your name? Are you here for something?"

There is always a kind of person in this world who is used to being abnormal, and once he returns to normal, people think he is abnormal.

"You are Wang Yifeng!" Su Mian, who was hiding behind Xie Ze, screamed.

"Old Wang, you have been possessed by Huang Daxian!" A new book was thrown from behind, and it fell to the ground with a thump.

"Old Wang, ahahahaha..." Su Mian couldn't help but tremble with laughter when she heard this address, she didn't dare to beat Xie Ze, so she found a tree nearby and beat the trunk, "Northern wind blows, autumn wind is cool, Whose wife keeps the empty room; I will help you if you have difficulties, I live next door and my surname is Wang."

Wang Yifeng thinks that the surname Wang is not acceptable for abusive people?

"So I am the old king next door, what do you think?"

Xie Ze couldn't help curling his lips when he was teased by the two of them, and said in a good mood, "So you know how to play the flute?"

The author has something to say: (?￣▽￣)? Old Wang’s flute sound is poisonous, listen to it if you don’t believe it