Silly mother, your brick fell

It wasn't until Wang Yifeng left and the door was completely closed that Xie Ze heaved a sigh of relief and let go of his frowning brows.

As long as he is a little slower, he probably really can't bear to do strange things.

This brainless fool!

Xie Ze suddenly regretted that he let Wang Yifeng live in because of a moment of soft-heartedness.Such a thing had already happened within a day, and it would be nothing if Wang Yifeng came a few more times. I guess he was about to suffer internal injuries.

However, Xie Ze's room had a carpet, and Wang Yifeng just fell over. Although the force was not light, the force on the entire back was relatively large, and he just felt a little pain on his back.

But he just pushed Wang Yifeng away with a lot of force, and Wang Yifeng still hit the door, and his back must have been a bit miserable.No, from the howling he just heard, it must be miserable.

Xie Ze took a few deep breaths, forced back the hot blood rushing to his forehead, and found the medicine box.

"Open the door." Xie Ze was well-bred, even if Wang Yifeng didn't lock the door, he would knock on the door politely, and would never break in directly.

"Haha, haha, silly mother, you came to see me?" Wang Yifeng smiled dryly, walked over to open the door. "I'm sorry just now, I had a brain twitch. ≥﹏≤I, I, I will be a little abnormal when I see idols, don't worry about it."

When are you normal?I really want to complain about him.

"Medicine." Xie Ze brought the medicine box in front of Wang Yifeng, "Take off your clothes."

(#?Д?)w, what?Swollen, swollen progress so fast?

Seeing Wang Yifeng's strange expression, Xie Ze was so angry that he almost turned his head and left.If it was someone else, he wouldn't be bothered to let people die.

"That hit was pretty hard, I'll give you medicine."

"Eh? Eh? No, there's no need..." Wang Yifeng stuttered a little, with an expression of "QAQ idiot, I haven't recovered from what happened just now!".

"It's up to you." Xie Ze suppressed the self-blame and worry in his heart, glanced at him with cold eyes, put the medicine box on the table, turned and left.

囧~Silly mom, can you care about people? After all, it was you who caused the injury!

Wang Yifeng felt sadistic.So sad, silly mom, is this just pretending to show love to my roommates?

But when the silly mother is expressionless, her lips are pursed, the color is so light, she looks so pretty, no wonder her voice is so nice...

Fog Grass!Wang Yifeng, what strange things are you thinking about!Is there a dime relationship between voice and appearance?Stop it, you are really trying to die!How dare you insult the silly mother!Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning? !

Wang Yifeng almost wanted to hit the wall.

He was going to his wife for comfort.ying ying ~ ~

→_→ No, but the daughter-in-law is the goddess of another talk, and the fact that he molested the goddess all day long is enough for him to be struck by lightning, okay?This is the rhythm of being struck by lightning a hundred times.

Fengmu: Wife, I just hit my back T_T

Xie Ze: Does it hurt?

Hey, my daughter-in-law returned to him at the speed of light!Wang Yifeng was instantly revived with full blood.But, but, but—

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, why don't you ask me how I hit it?

Xie Ze, who was sitting in front of the computer opposite, helped his forehead helplessly.I asked how it hit you, are you sure you have the nerve to say it?Do you understand what it means to avoid the heavy and lighten the weight?Even if you get down the steps, you still have to jump on the platform!Do you think it's fighting JJC Fuyao creaking clouds, jumping up and rushing to the high platform to show your face and fight?

Xie Ze: How did you hit it?

Fengmu: I——

(Wang Yifeng's heart: I threw my silly mother to the ground and he slapped her away and hit the door. Will my wife still want me after saying this? QwQ)

Xie Ze leaned on the chair and crossed his arms around his chest, waiting for his reply.

Fengmu: I somehow hit the door.

Well, the back bumped against the door for no reason, what a very clever (sang) wise (bing) answer.

There are so many slots, hehehe.

Xie Ze: Did you take the medicine?

Fengmu: No. π_π hurts so much, daughter-in-law, I feel wronged~

Xie Ze: You can't apply it on your back, remember to ask your roommate to help you apply the medicine.

Feng Mu: Daughter-in-law, I knew you loved me, and you knew to remind me to take the medicine. I was so touched. o(≧o≦)oHowever, I seem a little afraid to go to my roommate for medicine.

dare not?Xie Ze felt a little strange.He's just a little bit indifferent to people, and he doesn't eat people.Besides, he is not indifferent to Wang Yifeng at all, okay?

Xie Ze: Why?

Wang Yifeng's typing hands froze.Why?I do not know either!I was, I just thought it was kind of weird.After all, not everyone has the courage to pounce on the silly mother, (┯_┯) and was slapped on the door to death.

Feng Mu: ...the inner one...cough cough...the roommate is colder...I'm afraid of frostbite...

Xie Ze: Hehe

Xie Ze: September

Xie Ze: Frostbite

It was rare for Xie Ze to send so many messages at once, and Wang Yifeng felt that he must be disgusted by his wife.

Fengmu: QAQ

Wind wood: TAT

Xie Ze: ...

Xie Ze: Hurry up and get the medicine!All men have nothing to be afraid of!

Xie Ze had a little internal injury.Fear of frostbite, this kind of reason is simply——

Fengmu: ... oh, okay~ I'll listen to my wife~

Seeking comfort or something, what happened to Wang Yifeng was simply horrible.I really want to beg Wang Yifeng to put on a brain.

Not long after, there was a knock on the door of Xie Ze's room.

Yes, this time I knew it was time to knock on the door.

Wang Yifeng did a good job of building up his mind - "Anyway, it's not a big deal if they are men, let alone groping their backs, even if they fuck each other, it's not a big deal." Then he picked up the medicine box and ran to Xie Ze resolutely for medicine.

Xie Ze opened the door and turned sideways to let him in.

Wang Yifeng rushed into the room with a whoosh, jumped up and down twice before pretending to remember something.

"Oh, I forgot you said that you are not allowed to enter your room. How about we go to my room?"

real!yes!good!play!technology!

If you remembered, would you still try to break open the door? !

And what the hell are we going to my room?Is it ambiguous to say this? !

Xie Ze felt that his "advantage" of frigidity, which his roommates had been making fun of, was about to collapse all of a sudden, just like the red stock market, which made people unbearable to watch.

Taking the medicine box from Wang Yifeng, Xie Ze walked to the bed, raised his chin and nodded towards the bed, without saying a word.

Wang Yifeng understood, and quickly ran over and lay down on Xie Ze's bed.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!A certain person howled like a wolf in his heart, who knew that the jumping was so joyous that he yelled out in pain.

"Take off your clothes." Xie Ze frowned.

You idiot just finished moving, your clothes are full of dust and sweat, and you lie on the laborer's bed directly!If it wasn't because you asked Wang Yifeng to beat you up, Hundan! (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

"It's just the medicine, you don't need to take it off." Wang Yifeng didn't feel that his body was dirty at all, he pulled up his clothes casually, and turned his back to Xie Ze.

(Wang Yifeng didn't care: In fact, people think it's too shy to be naked in front of a silly mother~)

Did you panic when the ointment got on your clothes? !

Xie Ze stared coldly at the bruise on Wang Yifeng's back, and gritted his teeth viciously.

I really want to kick him out!

Then squeezed out a large lump of ointment, smeared it on the palm, and pressed it on Wang Yifeng's back.

It's true that Wang Yifeng is a dead house, but at the same time he is also a guy who can't rest.In addition to staying home, he is also very keen on basketball and football, and he will always be there when there is a game or something.So although his complexion is relatively fair, his figure is by no means that of an ordinary nerd.

At this moment, Xie Ze had the ointment in his palm, and applied it on Wang Yifeng's back, and it slid across his smooth, muscular lines clearly. Usually a little tighter.

The skin touched under the palm was smooth and full of strength, not as rough as other rough guys, but definitely not as slippery as girls, which made his palms slightly numb.

Xie Ze gritted his teeth secretly.What kind of ointment should I apply to let this thing run its course?Now he is simply torturing himself!

While wanting to hurry up and tell him to get out, Xie Ze's subordinates subconsciously increased their strength, and at the same time, he was reluctant to feel the touch of his subordinates, and Wang Yifeng screamed in pain all of a sudden.

"Foggrass, Wucao, Wucao! Silly mom, please don't desert me! It hurts! It hurts! (T^T)" Labor and management were still pissed at the fact that they climbed onto the stupid mom's bed a second ago!

"En." Xie Ze responded kindly, lightened his strength, quickly rubbed against Wang Yifeng twice, said it was all right, turned around and washed his hands.

Cleanliness or something, what an annoying little goblin.

Wang Yifeng got up from the bed in a comfortable (?) body and mind, and was about to pat his butt to escape, when he lowered his head and saw a few dusty marks on the white sheet.

He vaguely remembered that the silly mother seemed to have said today that he has a cleanliness?

Blinking at those black marks, and then blinking again, Wang Yifeng fully realized that they were not his hallucinations.I heard that people with cleanliness will be very irrational if their things are touched by others!It's too late to destroy the corpses and wipe out the traces!

Wang Yifeng jumped up abruptly, glanced towards the bathroom, made sure that Xie Ze hadn't come out yet, patted his butt firmly and fled away.If the silly mother asked, he would beat him to death and refuse to admit it!

Life is already so difficult, Wang Yifeng, do you dare to wash the sheets? ←_←

Xie Ze washed his hands for a long time, wondering if he specially left time for Wang Yifeng to escape.When I came out of the bathroom after washing my hands, there were only a few dusty marks on the bed.

My heart felt stagnant for a while, as if being pinched by a hand, and I couldn't breathe.

The heartless Wang Yifeng really makes people wonder whether to love or hate.

Xie Ze resignedly pulled off the bed sheet and threw it into the washing machine, replaced it with another bed, then turned off the computer, took the wallet key from the bedside table, and prepared to go out.

Although his cooking skills are mediocre, it is definitely not a problem to fill his stomach, and he can also support Wang Yifeng by the way.

According to his usual appetite, Xie Ze hesitated for a while, and actually bought two more dishes, but when he got home, he found Wang Yifeng looking like he was about to go out.

Like someone, it's really abusive, my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are all mixed together and hurt.

Xie Ze silently threw a bag of chicken wings he just bought into the quick freezer.

He knew that Wang Yifeng should be inviting that childhood sweetheart from elementary school to dinner.

He knew that, except for one gender difference, he was no worse than any of Wang Yifeng's ambiguous partners.

He knew that he was a gender difference after all.

The author has something to say: ≥﹏≤I heard that strange things happen to very elementary school girls when they go out to eat~ Poor old Xie~ You are the cute leader of Haoqimeng!Don't jump on it carelessly, won't it be over!