Silly mother, your brick fell

Xie Ze really couldn't stand it anymore.Why did his Weibo become a discussion group for these two people?And they are still discussing the issue of giving birth to him. →_→

No, he had to stop these two.

He was definitely not afraid that his so-and-so and so-and-so, Su Mian, would lose the battle, absolutely not. →_→He just wants to maintain the pure land of Weibo, that's all.

Therefore, Xie Ze silently logged out of Weibo and logged in to Koukou to open Wang Yifeng's dialogue box.

Xie Ze: Have you received the brochure?

According to Wang Yifeng's habit, Xie Ze received a reply within a minute after sending out the message.

Fengmu: Got it!Daughter-in-law!Absolutely love you! (~￣￣)~

Feng Mu: But Su, why don't you pinch me for my daughter-in-law?Look at my aggrieved looking forward to the shining little eyes. QQ

Xie Ze: ... What do you think about it?

It has to be said that Xie Ze's ability to change the topic is already full, which is more than enough to deal with Wang Yifeng.

Feng Mu: OooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohEvery time I see her COS, I can't help but jump on the screen to lick it! (*/ω＼*) I feel shy just thinking about it.

Xie Ze: ...

Why are you so shy!

In fact, he shouldn't have asked Wang Yifeng such a question at all, it was his fault.囧 rz

Feng Mu: Ahhhhhhhh, daughter-in-law, I was wrong, I shouldn't say that other people are beautiful in front of you, and that no matter how beautiful a goddess is, she is not as good-looking as you!You are the most beautiful in my heart~~~~

Fengmu: I have already taken out the keyboard and instant noodle remote control, which one should I kneel to?Ask your daughter-in-law for instructions.

Show your size!

Xie Ze: To be honest.

Fengmu: TAT daughter-in-law~~~~ If you tell me, will you stop loving me?

Xie Ze: Tell me.

Fengmu: QAQ also said that the goddess is noble and glamorous like a snow lotus in the Tianshan Mountains, and the soul is gone when the eyes are hooked, ying ying ying.I couldn't stop drooling when I saw her.

Feng Mu: But the goddess seems to be very tall, girls are rarely 1.8 meters.Looking at this height, I feel a little out of control.

"She"—this idiot really chooses to ignore the gender column when reading Weibo.

Xie Ze pursed his lips, but did not type to point out the problem with the word "she".If he told Wang Yifeng that his goddess was a man now, he would have to cancel it in anger, and maybe he would call him a disgusting pervert.

Xie Ze: Now, I want to tell you something.

Xie Ze: You have to be mentally prepared.

Fuki: Hey?What are you talking about, daughter-in-law!You want to send me a red envelope?Hurry up and face me (*/ω＼*)

Xie Ze really wanted to rush to the opposite side, hold Wang Yifeng down and pry open his dog's brain to see what kind of mess is inside.This idiot just finished discussing with Su Mian about giving birth to a man, then turned around and yelled at him to face me, it's too much!

Not only stupid!Shameless!Fuck you!

Xie Ze: I just said it again.

Xie Ze: "Picture"

Originally, a picture of Youyan's cosplay can't tell whether Xie Ze is Heyan himself. After all, his usual cosplay photos are easy to find, and he will take photos with fans at the comic exhibition.

but! Yes!

In this photo there is also Ayako Sanhua.

Sanhua didn't wear COS clothes, she was dressed very simply, with a pink plaid shirt on her upper body, and she was twisting her hands to reach a pair of black-rimmed glasses that Youyan held in her hand.Another girl, COSER Qiuqiu Qiuqiu, was wearing a gentle and ladylike wide-sleeved double-breasted Confucian skirt, pointing at Sanhua with one hand on her hips and smiling like a man, stepping on the table with her right foot, revealing her domineering side.Ayako was playing with her mobile phone while arranging lunch boxes.

This photo shows them having dinner together.

The average fan would never have a photo like this.And he also said that whether it is Weibo or taking photos with fans, there will be no such jokes.

so!What the hell!real!yes!Again!goddess!

goddess!Actually!It's his love!

he!Actually!Always!Shout out to Goddess!young married woman!

Wang Yifeng was a little excited. (⊙ω⊙`)!

Wang Yifeng was over excited, a little dizzy, and almost couldn't type. ━Σ(Д|||)━

Wang Yifeng stood up and ran around the room ten times. (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

Seeing that Wang Yifeng's buttons didn't respond, Xie Ze retreated a little bit, leaned on the back of the chair, narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at the wall directly in front, as if he wanted to see through the wall Seeing Wang Yifeng's reaction.

surprise?Still, scare?It should be considered a surprise, after all, he hasn't said anything enough to scare him.

Originally, he thought that "Xie Yuan" and "Yan Yan" went to Shanghai at the same time, and the time coincided so well, so he must be a little skeptical.However, Xie Ze still overestimated Wang Yifeng's IQ.

It's a pity that Xie Ze's contemplative state didn't last long.

Su Miangong: Wuyi silly mother, your little one is ignoring me TAT

Xie Ze: Well, he is talking about me.

Su Miangong: Prefer sex over friends!

Su Miangong: Dressed like a beast!

Xie Ze: Huh?

Su Miangong retracted a message.

Su Miangong: Keke, no, I didn't say anything.

Su Miangong: Silly mother, are you sure your Wang Yifeng is straight?Are there any straight men who are so happy listening to this kind of BL radio drama?I want to give birth to you, I can't bear to look directly at you. ⊙ω⊙

Xie Ze: I also hope he is not.

Xie Ze has always been concise and concise, Su Mian instantly understood.

Su Miangong: Brother, let me tell you very seriously, even if Wang Yifeng looks like a straight guy on the outside, he must have a Brokeback Mountain in his heart.So you want to bend him?

Xie Ze: No.

Xie Ze: No need.

This road is too difficult, why drag him into the water.

Su Miangong: Just watch, maybe you don't need to break it. (￣～￣)

Xie Ze: Don't mess around.

Su Miangong: I know, I know, Wang Yifeng is a straight man, you can't bend him.Do you think I have the guts to be a witch under your old eyes?

Su Miangong: I understand you, I understand you, unless he bends himself, you will never bend him manually.

Xie Ze: Shut up and kneel down.

Su Mian Gong: Cha——

Fengmu:! ! ! ! ! ! !

Fengmu:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

It took Wang Yifeng a while to recover, and he sent Xie Ze a whole screen of exclamation marks to express the barren scene in his heart after being trampled by a grass mud horse.

Fengmu: Wife, are you serious? ! !You are the goddess of another word! ! !

Fengmu: Am I dreaming? ! ! !

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law, you didn't lie to me, did you? !

Xie Ze: Really, it’s not a dream.

Xie Ze: Don't you believe it? ^_^

Looking at that smiling expression, Wang Yifeng's hair exploded.

Fengmu: No no no!How could I not believe you!My daughter-in-law is a goddess!Goddess, even if you say that there are ten moons in the sky, I will believe it! !Don't say you are a goddess, even if you say you are a fox demon, I will believe it!

Xie Ze: Be good~

What should I do, I really want to smile and pet someone's dog's head, especially this kind of dog's head that was rushed up.

Wang Yifeng looked at the word Xie Ze, and then at the little waves following that word, and he felt bad all of a sudden.What's the matter with this doting tone with its own small wave sound effect? !When did the daughter-in-law learn to use small waves? !

Feng Mu: Wait a minute, daughter-in-law, I think this world is a bit illusory, wait for me to pry open the door next door to calm down.

... It's not that the boys and girls are so fantasy!And don't bring your weird habit of prying doors that you have developed over the years to my house, please! !

Xie Ze raised his forehead.

Xie Ze: Don't always pry at other people's doors!

However, Wang Yifeng didn't have time to see this sentence, so he ran to the door of Xie Ze's room and took out his meal card.

(╯°°)╯︵┻━┻ Do you really think my house is the same as the dormitory building that can be compared to the former Qing Dynasty architecture? A meal card can open the doors of the whole building?!

Hearing the rustling sound outside the door, Xie Ze's heart was broken.

Because Xie Ze sometimes plays dramas and occasionally sings two songs, in order not to disturb the neighbors, his room is specially soundproofed, and the door is definitely not something that can be stuffed in with a meal card.

After hesitating for a while, Xie Ze still closed the chat window, hid the buttons, and walked over to open the door.He had to change Wang Yifeng's calm habit of prying open the door! ! ! !

"What?"

"what!"

Two voices sounded simultaneously.

As soon as Xie Ze opened the door, Wang Yifeng, who was concentrating on prying the door with his meal card, was taken aback, lost his focus for a moment, and rushed forward.

then--

Then--

and so--

Hey Hey……

"Get up." Xie Ze gritted his teeth.

Wang Yifeng flung himself on Xie Ze's body in a daze, stared at Xie Ze in a daze, just staring at Xie Ze's beautiful lip shape with confusion in his eyes, and didn't respond for a long time.

Poor Xie Ze, being pressed by the man he likes, turned his head uncomfortably, not daring to look at Wang Yifeng again.

He is gay!

If this continues, he will react, okay? !

He called out to Wang Yifeng in a more emphatic tone, and seeing that Wang Yifeng still didn't respond, he obviously felt that he was going to be ill, so he stretched out his hand and pushed Wang Yifeng away.

"Aw!" Wang Yifeng wailed, and hit his back against the door, and when he woke up, his eyes were red with pain, "What are you doing!"

"I haven't asked you yet, what are you doing?!" Xie Ze looked at him coldly, stood up and patted his clothes.

"I'm just—" Wang Yifeng suddenly stopped talking.

I just wanted to come over to pry your door, I just accidentally jumped on you, I just think you look good, I just think your lips are so thin and the shape of your lips is really pretty...

But your sister is not!Madan!Even if it's a silly mother, even if the Wuyi silly mother is very handsome, but that guy is a man!Wang Yifeng, are you an idiot, do you think people have nice lips?

Wang Yifeng 囧囧 glanced at Xie Ze with spirit, backed away silently and got out of Xie Ze's room, and obediently helped him close the door.

【What should I do if Wucao Laozi accidentally threw down the male god just now? Waiting online for urgent QwQ】

Wang Yifeng burst into tears, in pain. TAT

The author has something to say: about not updating Shenma yesterday. . . . TAT I will make it up today, or in the middle of the night today, or early tomorrow morning.

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