The next day, Gong Yi woke up tired from the heavy weight on his body, feeling like he had been carrying a mountain all night.
Lu Xingzhou's sleeping posture is very dishonest, with his two legs leaning obliquely on Gong Yi's lower abdomen, forming a "+" sign with Gong Yi's flat sleeping posture.
This guy.Gong Yi looked at the time and it was exactly six o'clock. Lu Xingzhou was sleeping soundly at this time. Gong Yi didn't wake him up, but gently lifted his legs and put him in a sleeping position.Lu Xingzhou's eyelids moved, but they never opened. He turned over and fell asleep again.
Gong Yi got up and got out of bed, pushed back the broken hair on Lu Xingzhou's forehead, and printed a good morning kiss on his forehead: "Good morning, little cat."
Lu Xingzhou snorted, curled up unconsciously, and pulled up the quilt to cover his head.
Gong Yi looked at the hillock-shaped protrusions in the quilt, smiled and shook his head: "Little lazy cat, the exercise you promised can only be realized on the bed."
----
A burst of crisp birdsong woke Lu Xingzhou from his sleep.Xiao Shanbao moved, stretched out a bare arm, and fumbled on the bedside table for a while, finally found the mobile phone that kept beeping, grabbed the mobile phone, and retracted his arm quickly.A moment later, the small mountain volcano erupted, spewing out a dazed little handsome boy rubbing his eyes with his hands.
"Old Palace..." When Lu Xingzhou woke up, the first thing he thought of was the person beside him.
There was no one around, Lu Xingzhou stretched out his hand to check the temperature of the bed, it was cold, it seemed that he had woken up a long time ago, doing morning exercises unshakably, the old palace's self-discipline was beyond Lu Xingzhou's reach.
Lu Xingzhou washed up quickly, racing against time to greet Gong Yi in the best condition when he came back from his morning training.
After Lu Xingzhou packed up, he went downstairs. Gong Yi was already sitting on the sofa in all his clothes, reading a newspaper.
"Morning, good morning."
"Good morning, little lazy cat."
"Who is the little lazy cat?" Lu Xingzhou walked up behind Gong Yi, and bared his teeth and claws on his head.
Gong Yi didn't even raise his eyelids: "Stop gesticulating, go have breakfast quickly, the advertising planner called me just now, and we will meet at eight o'clock."
Lu Xingzhou said "Oh", and asked Gong Yi, "Have you eaten yet?"
Gong Yi said: "I've eaten, I'll wait for you."
Lu Xingzhou looked at the time and said, "I'm in a hurry, I don't want to eat, let's go."
Gong Yi raised his head when he heard the words, and said with a serious face: "Breakfast is very important. Your stomach problem is caused by hunger. The sandwich I made today can be eaten in a few minutes. Hurry up."
Lu Xingzhou curled his lips, and called out "Mother Gong" in his heart.
At eight o'clock sharp, Gong Yi and Lu Xingzhou appeared in front of the advertising planner on time.Planning to stay up all night, redesigning a set of creative solutions suitable for two men to perform together.
The planner handed over the plan to Gong Yi and asked him to look it over.
Gong Yi looked it over carefully, and felt unsatisfied with a few details, so he discussed with the planner about revisions.
It was the first time for Lu Xingzhou to come into contact with commercials, so he tried to keep up with their rhythm, while listening silently, he learned about the composition of an advertisement from their conversations, which parts are the core of creativity that need to be highlighted, and which parts can be skipped in one shot.
Knowing how to listen is an important factor for success, and both Lu Xingzhou and Gong Yi have done a very good job in this aspect.
After talking for an hour, the plan was finally finalized, and the plan was to go back to the company for a production preparation meeting and leave first.
"That's the end? Isn't it filming today?" Lu Xingzhou looked confused.
Gong Yi said: "This is the first step, the creative confirmation. The production preparation meeting is to present the details of the commercial shooting to the client. After the client passes, the producer will conduct the final confirmation and inspection, so as to prevent any details from being released on the shooting scene. Unforeseen circumstances arise, making sure the entire shoot runs smoothly and exactly as planned.”
"There are so many follow-up links, can we shoot today?" Lu Xingzhou was a little worried.
"If they have high efficiency and quick client review, they can shoot in the afternoon. This advertising company is not bad. Although the plan has been revised, the venue and props are ready-made, which can save a lot of time."
"I think slow work can produce fine work, and safety and quality must pass the test." Lu Xingzhou always puts quality and safety first when doing projects. When encountering a deadline, working around the clock is tiring and prone to accidents.
"Now is the era of FMCG, and the entertainment industry must follow the trend. It is a must-have ability for a big advertising company to shoot satisfactory works in a tight time. We don't need to worry about the follow-up. Now you have to adapt to how to face the camera. "
Lu Xingzhou nodded.
Gong Yi patted the sofa: "If this is inside the car, fixed camera positions will be set up in the front row and the back row, and the telephoto lens will be used. The resulting picture is mainly about the actors and supplemented by the car. When shooting statically, you should relax your expression , try to be as natural as possible.”
Lu Xingzhou said, "What if I feel unnatural?"
Gong Yi said: "Reshoot, it will waste everyone's time."
Lu Xingzhou bit his lip and said, "...the pressure is so great."
Gong Yi comforted: "Don't worry, you can do it."
"It's mainly because I'm not used to the camera pointing at me all the time, it feels weird."
Gong Yi said: "The camera inside the car shoots people, and there is a moving camera outside the car to follow the car."
"Huh?" This undoubtedly made things worse.
Gong Yi took out his phone and said to Lu Xingzhou, "Little lazy cat, are you scared?"
"En." Lu Xingzhou consciously admitted for the first time.
"Haven't you been on TV, why are you afraid of the camera?"
"Lao Gong, I'm on the financial TV station. That's my field of expertise. I can talk about things I know without any pressure. But this time I'm filming a car commercial. Look at me, don't you? Phase?" Lu Xingzhou pointed to his face.
Gong Yi said with a smile: "The shots are all the same. A few 10 minutes of shooting will eventually be edited into a few minutes, which will only show your best side, don't worry."
Lu Xingzhou, who was unable to get off the tiger, had no choice but to bite the bullet: "Well, I will try my best."
Gong Yi raised his phone and said to Lu Xingzhou: "Now I will take pictures of your daily life, what do you do, don't worry about the camera for now, and I will tell you how to show yourself in front of the camera during the second recording."
Lu Xingzhou's eyes were wide open, and he looked at Gong Yi blankly: "Is this the beginning?"
Gong Yi nodded and gave Lu Xingzhou a thumbs up.
Lu Xingzhou's mind is blank, what is daily life?Recently, I have been getting tired of being crooked with Lao Gong, and now I am facing the camera, what should I do?Lu Xingzhou is now exactly the same as when Su Moli was hit, N typeface appeared in his mind: Who am I?where am I?what should I do?
Lu Xingzhou stood there stupidly. Gong Yi hadn't started filming yet, but he pretended to be filming. He didn't guide him or urge him. Gong Yi believed that Lu Xingzhou could handle this matter by himself.
Lu Xingzhou took a deep breath, looked at Gong Yi, and really wanted to grab the phone in his hand and throw it out the window, but reason told him to restrain himself!The commercials I accepted had to be filmed while kneeling, and now Lao Gong was helping herself.
Lu Xingzhou was confused for a moment, and began to think of countermeasures.The small universe in the body, explode quickly.
It is true that people are forced out.After a round of brainstorming, Lu Xingzhou finally thought of what to do.
Lu Xingzhou wiped his face with his hands, his confused expression became calm and deep with the sliding of his hands, he paced thoughtfully to the window and looked up into the distance.
Gong Yi officially turned on the camera and moved with him.At this moment, Lu Xingzhou's brows exuded a kind of fortitude and heroism that Gong Yi had never seen before, which was in direct contrast to his usual devious and cute appearance.
Lu Xingzhou contemplated for a moment, then dialed the phone number run by the president of Henderson Land, and it was no accident that Rui Xiao answered.Lu Xingzhou asked her about the company's situation during this period. He heard that there was a very difficult client. After a brief understanding of the client's information and background, Lu Xingzhou told Rui Xiao a few solutions to deal with it.
Lu Xingzhou was completely immersed in solving the company's problems, and he almost turned a blind eye to Gong Yi who was photographing himself from various angles.Sometimes, his eyes would glance over Gong Yi who was holding the phone, but he would just glance over, without any sense of embarrassment at all. Work is like a golden bell shield, isolating everything that has nothing to do with it.
Not long after Gong Yi took the picture, he put away his phone and stood quietly admiring Lu Xingzhou who was addicted to work. The more he looked at it, the more he thought about it...
Lu Xingzhou is like a book that seems to be without nutrition but actually has connotations. You have to read it carefully to feel his charm.
Gong Yi listened to him teaching the person on the other end of the phone how to figure out people's hearts, how to grasp the overall situation in negotiations, and how to maximize the interests of the company.Lu Xingzhou's serious look is very masculine, no wonder Su Moli is fascinated by him.
Lu Xingzhou had been on the phone for a while, but the problem didn't seem to be resolved satisfactorily.After hanging up the phone, Lu Xingzhou said to Gong Yi, "I'm going back to the company now. Regarding the commercial, you'll let me know when the shooting time is set."
Gong Yi nodded and said, "Okay."
Lu Xingzhou held Gong Yi's hand, pulled him into his arms and hugged him, and whispered in Gong Yi's ear: "Old Gong, I want to act alone for a while, I really hate to leave you."
Gong Yi lowered his head, raised Lu Xingzhou's chin, and kissed him lightly: "Go, it's important."
"En." Lu Xingzhou reluctantly left Gong Yi, and before leaving the door, he even glanced back at Gong Yi, as if parting from life to death.
------
Lu Xingzhou drove back to the company. As soon as the staff in the monitoring room saw Lu Xingzhou's car appearing in the underground parking lot, they immediately called to notify all departments as if they had discovered something extraordinary. The boss came back, and they all looked forward to seeing President Lu who hadn't shown up for a long time.Especially the little girls in the president's office, when Lu Xingzhou was here, they didn't think Mr. Lu was so good. After Lu Xingzhou left, they realized how boring the life away from Mr. Lu was.
Lu Xingzhou took the special high-speed elevator upstairs, and as soon as he got out of the elevator door, he was startled by the battle in front of him.The eight girls lined up left and right, uniform uniforms, uniform welcome gestures, Lu Xingzhou looked around, it was the company right, why did they have the illusion of visiting a high-end brand store.
"Welcome Mr. Lu home." The crisp welcome sound sounded, and the eight girls bowed neatly at 45°.
"..." Lu Xingzhou waved his hand and said, "Who told you to put on such a show?"
Rui Xiao took a step forward and said, "Mr. Lu, this is our spontaneous welcome ceremony. We miss you after you've been away for so long."
"Put it down, I haven't seen you guys so enthusiastic before. Immediately notify the management related to the project to have a meeting in the conference room. Where's Vice President Xie?"
Rui Xiao said, "Vice President Xie has gone to pick up clients."
Lu Xingzhou said: "To pick up the turtle that was in charge of negotiating that you told me on the phone?"
Rui Xiao nodded and said: "Yes, Vice President Xie said that the other party asked someone to pick him up, so he went there himself."
"What nonsense!" Lu Xingzhou said with a deep face, "I am a dignified Henderson Land Group, when did I fall to the point of flattering our customers, Xie Sukui is so stupid..." Lu Xingzhou held back the last word, and told After staying for a long time, Gong Yi has learned to restrain himself and try not to swear.
"President Lu, don't be angry, Vice President Xie is also for the smooth negotiation of this cooperation."
"It's no problem to pick it up, just send a reliable driver to pick it up. His first vice president will pick us up in person. What will Shengshi think of us? He really can figure it out." Almost, whoever loses his temper first will lose half of it first.
Rui Xiao looked at her watch and said, "Vice President Xie may not be here yet, I'll give him a call."
"Hurry up and tell him to turn around and come back." After Lu Xingzhou finished speaking, he walked towards the meeting room: "There will be a meeting in 5 minutes after the announcement, and bring me the information about that turtle."
"Okay, Mr. Lu."
Lu Xingzhou's temples twitched. Fortunately, he called Rui Xiao on the spur of the moment today, otherwise he wouldn't know what happened.Lu Xingzhou knew Vice President Xie's ability, and he felt more at ease with him, but what he did today disappointed Lu Xingzhou. What happened to the turtle?Whether it's because the legs are too short or the shell is too heavy, can't he come over by himself? Lu Xingzhou never disdains putting on airs and playing psychological warfare.
Lu Xingzhou was very puzzled, why do you keep dealing with people who have drunk foreign ink lately?
McClintock effect?
The author has something to say: the embarrassment of the small theater.
-----
When Lu was three years old, there was an embarrassing incident.
One day, the teacher asked the students: What is the antonym of public?
Lu Sansui enthusiastically raised his hand to answer the teacher's question: The antonym of gong is shou.
The classmates twittered to refute his words: Wrong, wrong, the antonym of male is female.
The teacher rubbed his temples: Xiao Zhouzhou, invite your parents to come to school tomorrow.
-----
Lu Xingzhou's sleeping posture is very dishonest, with his two legs leaning obliquely on Gong Yi's lower abdomen, forming a "+" sign with Gong Yi's flat sleeping posture.
This guy.Gong Yi looked at the time and it was exactly six o'clock. Lu Xingzhou was sleeping soundly at this time. Gong Yi didn't wake him up, but gently lifted his legs and put him in a sleeping position.Lu Xingzhou's eyelids moved, but they never opened. He turned over and fell asleep again.
Gong Yi got up and got out of bed, pushed back the broken hair on Lu Xingzhou's forehead, and printed a good morning kiss on his forehead: "Good morning, little cat."
Lu Xingzhou snorted, curled up unconsciously, and pulled up the quilt to cover his head.
Gong Yi looked at the hillock-shaped protrusions in the quilt, smiled and shook his head: "Little lazy cat, the exercise you promised can only be realized on the bed."
----
A burst of crisp birdsong woke Lu Xingzhou from his sleep.Xiao Shanbao moved, stretched out a bare arm, and fumbled on the bedside table for a while, finally found the mobile phone that kept beeping, grabbed the mobile phone, and retracted his arm quickly.A moment later, the small mountain volcano erupted, spewing out a dazed little handsome boy rubbing his eyes with his hands.
"Old Palace..." When Lu Xingzhou woke up, the first thing he thought of was the person beside him.
There was no one around, Lu Xingzhou stretched out his hand to check the temperature of the bed, it was cold, it seemed that he had woken up a long time ago, doing morning exercises unshakably, the old palace's self-discipline was beyond Lu Xingzhou's reach.
Lu Xingzhou washed up quickly, racing against time to greet Gong Yi in the best condition when he came back from his morning training.
After Lu Xingzhou packed up, he went downstairs. Gong Yi was already sitting on the sofa in all his clothes, reading a newspaper.
"Morning, good morning."
"Good morning, little lazy cat."
"Who is the little lazy cat?" Lu Xingzhou walked up behind Gong Yi, and bared his teeth and claws on his head.
Gong Yi didn't even raise his eyelids: "Stop gesticulating, go have breakfast quickly, the advertising planner called me just now, and we will meet at eight o'clock."
Lu Xingzhou said "Oh", and asked Gong Yi, "Have you eaten yet?"
Gong Yi said: "I've eaten, I'll wait for you."
Lu Xingzhou looked at the time and said, "I'm in a hurry, I don't want to eat, let's go."
Gong Yi raised his head when he heard the words, and said with a serious face: "Breakfast is very important. Your stomach problem is caused by hunger. The sandwich I made today can be eaten in a few minutes. Hurry up."
Lu Xingzhou curled his lips, and called out "Mother Gong" in his heart.
At eight o'clock sharp, Gong Yi and Lu Xingzhou appeared in front of the advertising planner on time.Planning to stay up all night, redesigning a set of creative solutions suitable for two men to perform together.
The planner handed over the plan to Gong Yi and asked him to look it over.
Gong Yi looked it over carefully, and felt unsatisfied with a few details, so he discussed with the planner about revisions.
It was the first time for Lu Xingzhou to come into contact with commercials, so he tried to keep up with their rhythm, while listening silently, he learned about the composition of an advertisement from their conversations, which parts are the core of creativity that need to be highlighted, and which parts can be skipped in one shot.
Knowing how to listen is an important factor for success, and both Lu Xingzhou and Gong Yi have done a very good job in this aspect.
After talking for an hour, the plan was finally finalized, and the plan was to go back to the company for a production preparation meeting and leave first.
"That's the end? Isn't it filming today?" Lu Xingzhou looked confused.
Gong Yi said: "This is the first step, the creative confirmation. The production preparation meeting is to present the details of the commercial shooting to the client. After the client passes, the producer will conduct the final confirmation and inspection, so as to prevent any details from being released on the shooting scene. Unforeseen circumstances arise, making sure the entire shoot runs smoothly and exactly as planned.”
"There are so many follow-up links, can we shoot today?" Lu Xingzhou was a little worried.
"If they have high efficiency and quick client review, they can shoot in the afternoon. This advertising company is not bad. Although the plan has been revised, the venue and props are ready-made, which can save a lot of time."
"I think slow work can produce fine work, and safety and quality must pass the test." Lu Xingzhou always puts quality and safety first when doing projects. When encountering a deadline, working around the clock is tiring and prone to accidents.
"Now is the era of FMCG, and the entertainment industry must follow the trend. It is a must-have ability for a big advertising company to shoot satisfactory works in a tight time. We don't need to worry about the follow-up. Now you have to adapt to how to face the camera. "
Lu Xingzhou nodded.
Gong Yi patted the sofa: "If this is inside the car, fixed camera positions will be set up in the front row and the back row, and the telephoto lens will be used. The resulting picture is mainly about the actors and supplemented by the car. When shooting statically, you should relax your expression , try to be as natural as possible.”
Lu Xingzhou said, "What if I feel unnatural?"
Gong Yi said: "Reshoot, it will waste everyone's time."
Lu Xingzhou bit his lip and said, "...the pressure is so great."
Gong Yi comforted: "Don't worry, you can do it."
"It's mainly because I'm not used to the camera pointing at me all the time, it feels weird."
Gong Yi said: "The camera inside the car shoots people, and there is a moving camera outside the car to follow the car."
"Huh?" This undoubtedly made things worse.
Gong Yi took out his phone and said to Lu Xingzhou, "Little lazy cat, are you scared?"
"En." Lu Xingzhou consciously admitted for the first time.
"Haven't you been on TV, why are you afraid of the camera?"
"Lao Gong, I'm on the financial TV station. That's my field of expertise. I can talk about things I know without any pressure. But this time I'm filming a car commercial. Look at me, don't you? Phase?" Lu Xingzhou pointed to his face.
Gong Yi said with a smile: "The shots are all the same. A few 10 minutes of shooting will eventually be edited into a few minutes, which will only show your best side, don't worry."
Lu Xingzhou, who was unable to get off the tiger, had no choice but to bite the bullet: "Well, I will try my best."
Gong Yi raised his phone and said to Lu Xingzhou: "Now I will take pictures of your daily life, what do you do, don't worry about the camera for now, and I will tell you how to show yourself in front of the camera during the second recording."
Lu Xingzhou's eyes were wide open, and he looked at Gong Yi blankly: "Is this the beginning?"
Gong Yi nodded and gave Lu Xingzhou a thumbs up.
Lu Xingzhou's mind is blank, what is daily life?Recently, I have been getting tired of being crooked with Lao Gong, and now I am facing the camera, what should I do?Lu Xingzhou is now exactly the same as when Su Moli was hit, N typeface appeared in his mind: Who am I?where am I?what should I do?
Lu Xingzhou stood there stupidly. Gong Yi hadn't started filming yet, but he pretended to be filming. He didn't guide him or urge him. Gong Yi believed that Lu Xingzhou could handle this matter by himself.
Lu Xingzhou took a deep breath, looked at Gong Yi, and really wanted to grab the phone in his hand and throw it out the window, but reason told him to restrain himself!The commercials I accepted had to be filmed while kneeling, and now Lao Gong was helping herself.
Lu Xingzhou was confused for a moment, and began to think of countermeasures.The small universe in the body, explode quickly.
It is true that people are forced out.After a round of brainstorming, Lu Xingzhou finally thought of what to do.
Lu Xingzhou wiped his face with his hands, his confused expression became calm and deep with the sliding of his hands, he paced thoughtfully to the window and looked up into the distance.
Gong Yi officially turned on the camera and moved with him.At this moment, Lu Xingzhou's brows exuded a kind of fortitude and heroism that Gong Yi had never seen before, which was in direct contrast to his usual devious and cute appearance.
Lu Xingzhou contemplated for a moment, then dialed the phone number run by the president of Henderson Land, and it was no accident that Rui Xiao answered.Lu Xingzhou asked her about the company's situation during this period. He heard that there was a very difficult client. After a brief understanding of the client's information and background, Lu Xingzhou told Rui Xiao a few solutions to deal with it.
Lu Xingzhou was completely immersed in solving the company's problems, and he almost turned a blind eye to Gong Yi who was photographing himself from various angles.Sometimes, his eyes would glance over Gong Yi who was holding the phone, but he would just glance over, without any sense of embarrassment at all. Work is like a golden bell shield, isolating everything that has nothing to do with it.
Not long after Gong Yi took the picture, he put away his phone and stood quietly admiring Lu Xingzhou who was addicted to work. The more he looked at it, the more he thought about it...
Lu Xingzhou is like a book that seems to be without nutrition but actually has connotations. You have to read it carefully to feel his charm.
Gong Yi listened to him teaching the person on the other end of the phone how to figure out people's hearts, how to grasp the overall situation in negotiations, and how to maximize the interests of the company.Lu Xingzhou's serious look is very masculine, no wonder Su Moli is fascinated by him.
Lu Xingzhou had been on the phone for a while, but the problem didn't seem to be resolved satisfactorily.After hanging up the phone, Lu Xingzhou said to Gong Yi, "I'm going back to the company now. Regarding the commercial, you'll let me know when the shooting time is set."
Gong Yi nodded and said, "Okay."
Lu Xingzhou held Gong Yi's hand, pulled him into his arms and hugged him, and whispered in Gong Yi's ear: "Old Gong, I want to act alone for a while, I really hate to leave you."
Gong Yi lowered his head, raised Lu Xingzhou's chin, and kissed him lightly: "Go, it's important."
"En." Lu Xingzhou reluctantly left Gong Yi, and before leaving the door, he even glanced back at Gong Yi, as if parting from life to death.
------
Lu Xingzhou drove back to the company. As soon as the staff in the monitoring room saw Lu Xingzhou's car appearing in the underground parking lot, they immediately called to notify all departments as if they had discovered something extraordinary. The boss came back, and they all looked forward to seeing President Lu who hadn't shown up for a long time.Especially the little girls in the president's office, when Lu Xingzhou was here, they didn't think Mr. Lu was so good. After Lu Xingzhou left, they realized how boring the life away from Mr. Lu was.
Lu Xingzhou took the special high-speed elevator upstairs, and as soon as he got out of the elevator door, he was startled by the battle in front of him.The eight girls lined up left and right, uniform uniforms, uniform welcome gestures, Lu Xingzhou looked around, it was the company right, why did they have the illusion of visiting a high-end brand store.
"Welcome Mr. Lu home." The crisp welcome sound sounded, and the eight girls bowed neatly at 45°.
"..." Lu Xingzhou waved his hand and said, "Who told you to put on such a show?"
Rui Xiao took a step forward and said, "Mr. Lu, this is our spontaneous welcome ceremony. We miss you after you've been away for so long."
"Put it down, I haven't seen you guys so enthusiastic before. Immediately notify the management related to the project to have a meeting in the conference room. Where's Vice President Xie?"
Rui Xiao said, "Vice President Xie has gone to pick up clients."
Lu Xingzhou said: "To pick up the turtle that was in charge of negotiating that you told me on the phone?"
Rui Xiao nodded and said: "Yes, Vice President Xie said that the other party asked someone to pick him up, so he went there himself."
"What nonsense!" Lu Xingzhou said with a deep face, "I am a dignified Henderson Land Group, when did I fall to the point of flattering our customers, Xie Sukui is so stupid..." Lu Xingzhou held back the last word, and told After staying for a long time, Gong Yi has learned to restrain himself and try not to swear.
"President Lu, don't be angry, Vice President Xie is also for the smooth negotiation of this cooperation."
"It's no problem to pick it up, just send a reliable driver to pick it up. His first vice president will pick us up in person. What will Shengshi think of us? He really can figure it out." Almost, whoever loses his temper first will lose half of it first.
Rui Xiao looked at her watch and said, "Vice President Xie may not be here yet, I'll give him a call."
"Hurry up and tell him to turn around and come back." After Lu Xingzhou finished speaking, he walked towards the meeting room: "There will be a meeting in 5 minutes after the announcement, and bring me the information about that turtle."
"Okay, Mr. Lu."
Lu Xingzhou's temples twitched. Fortunately, he called Rui Xiao on the spur of the moment today, otherwise he wouldn't know what happened.Lu Xingzhou knew Vice President Xie's ability, and he felt more at ease with him, but what he did today disappointed Lu Xingzhou. What happened to the turtle?Whether it's because the legs are too short or the shell is too heavy, can't he come over by himself? Lu Xingzhou never disdains putting on airs and playing psychological warfare.
Lu Xingzhou was very puzzled, why do you keep dealing with people who have drunk foreign ink lately?
McClintock effect?
The author has something to say: the embarrassment of the small theater.
-----
When Lu was three years old, there was an embarrassing incident.
One day, the teacher asked the students: What is the antonym of public?
Lu Sansui enthusiastically raised his hand to answer the teacher's question: The antonym of gong is shou.
The classmates twittered to refute his words: Wrong, wrong, the antonym of male is female.
The teacher rubbed his temples: Xiao Zhouzhou, invite your parents to come to school tomorrow.
-----
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