God falls in love with ghost

The sky is getting darker, the wind is getting darker in the suburbs, one person and one ghost are arguing, but they have never been able to reach a consensus, and in the end it even developed into a fight: these two guys who are both over fifty years old together are still both The so-called high-achieving students, you punched me, I kicked you like elementary school students, and in the end they hugged each other and rolled to the ground...

Well, the next thing is not in the style of elementary school students. Rolling and fighting on the grass, it seems to be in the style of a rural love story, right?

"Hey, baby, didn't we agree to give each other nicknames before, I've finished the task, how about you?"

After some intense "sumo wrestling", Shen Yue lay in the waist-high grass, and could only see a small piece of dark sky through the gaps in the weeds. There were no stars and moons to see, and no warm and fragrant nephrite jade. In her arms, there is only a certain dishonest A Piao, lying on his body for profit, and still fighting with him at the same time, it is not romantic at all.

Fortunately, Shen Yue's unique skill is to create a romantic atmosphere in any scene—whether other people think it's romantic or not, he thinks romance is enough, so he began to try to change the topic to the direction of love and talk, so as to ease the tension between him and him. The confrontation between kisses and Ah Piao.

"Have you completed the task? Why didn't I find out?" No, Wen Jie's attention was shifted as expected.

"It's just a baby, don't you think this pet name is not intimate enough?" Shen Yue smiled and stretched out two hands to caress both sides of Wen Jie's cheeks, kneading them like kneading dough, looking at the facial features of a certain Ah Piao It's really interesting to have them all squeezed together, and only his dear can withstand such ravages.

"Ah bah! You're just plagiarizing my mother's idea. How dare you say that? I've never seen anyone with a thicker skin than you!" Wen Jie forcefully broke someone's claws and rolled his eyes.

Shen Yue laughed and said: "It turns out that you dislike me for copying your mother's pet name, which is not unique enough... Well, then I will change it to Dai Bao!"

Wen Jie glared at someone, and muttered, "Stay...Stupid, what a ghost, where am I? You're the only one!"

"Aren't you stupid?" Shen Yue's mouth twitched, "Then let's discuss the issue of longevity, shall we?"

"not good!!!"

As soon as this crucial point was mentioned, Wen Jie immediately froze like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and he was on guard, ready to fight back or run away.

"You don't need such a big reaction. I'm not trying to force you to ask something. It's just a normal research and discussion. Why don't you listen to my thoughts first? You don't even need to respond to me. If you don't feel at ease, you can just cover your mouth Don't talk." Shen Yue smiled gently, and looked at Wen Jie with bright eyes, although at this moment, his image of being covered in weeds and wrinkled clothes still looks like a migrant worker, but his temperament changed, and he looked at Wen Jie again. Coupled with the contrasting effect of the handsome face, it feels like the personable tall, rich and handsome again.

And the one Wen Jie couldn't resist the most, wasn't this Shen Yue?So he obediently covered his mouth, as if this way he would not be told anything he shouldn't have said.

Seeing this, Shen Yue raised his brows slightly, smiled faintly, and continued to maintain his current demeanor, and started speaking without haste—"The concept of lifespan, in my opinion, should not be a fixed value, but The dynamic value is changing all the time and will be affected by various factors. So let’s look at the matter between you and me. If you are self-serving and heroic, I will definitely feel very, very bad, and in the It cannot be relieved in a short period of time, and it is more likely that I will be depressed for a lifetime! So, my physical and mental health will definitely be greatly affected. Even if I could live to be 80 years old, I might not even get a pension now. And I will live a miserable and lonely life for the rest of my life, in comparison, this is the real loss of capital, right?"

"..."

Wen Jie was dumbfounded when he heard it, and suddenly felt that what the male god said was so reasonable that he was speechless.

Seeing that he could take advantage of the situation, Shen Yue immediately made persistent efforts, and said righteously: "What's more, I have always disliked those who deceive their lovers and relatives under the banner of 'for your own good', is that really love? It's clearly distrust, disrespect, hypocrisy and selfishness...cough!"

Suddenly speaking, the words became a bit serious, seeing Wen Jie was about to shrunk into a ball in shame, Shen Yue softened his tone again, and said softly: "Okay dear, of course I know you are not like that The person who is here just got into a dead end for a while, so, hand me your hand? Let me pull you out. "

Looking at the hand that his sweetheart held in front of him, how could Wen Jie remember the premise of covering his mouth and not speaking?He immediately put his hand on it, and then apologized with shame on his face: "I was wrong, I was capricious and selfish... Woohoo, I don't even know how I became like this, I used to be a..."

"It's okay, baby." Shen Yue interrupted him quickly, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you make a mistake, just change it. Come on, tell me the real information about Yu Peili, and let me make my own judgment and choice." Well, the only thing you need to do is to love me, trust me, and give all your troubles to me!"

"Yeah!" Wen Jie nodded vigorously, looking at his sweetheart with sparkling eyes, with an inexplicable blush on his face.

Hey hey, the brainwashing was finally successful, Shen Yue caressed Wen Jie's stupid hair while showing a charming smile full of charm, so handsome that he blinded his eyes.

It has to be said that Shen Yue's move against Wen Jie was really sharp. Before, he hit him with a single blow with affection, but that method can only be used once, and it won't work again, so he immediately changed his strategy. Started to use crooked reasoning... Cough cough, this reasoning is not very crooked, is it?

In short, it is a good reason to be able to make ghosts faint!

No, Wen Jie really brainwashed him, and finally told everything: the settings he said before are basically true, as the so-called best lies have nine truths and one falsehood, Wen Jie knew that Shen Yue was not easy to deceive, so of course he had to refer to this golden rule.And he squatted in Yu Peili for more than ten hours yesterday, most of the time was thinking about how to tell this lie, it was really hard work, no wonder he made great progress, and almost really fooled Shen Yue up.

But after all, Shen Yue was still "one foot above the devil", with a set of combined punches, Wen Jie was stunned, and thus the most crucial point was revealed - that is, those things related to him.

First of all, the predestined "person" of the jade pendant originally refers to a pair, and the one who really dominates is not the ghost, but the big living person: this jade pendant is originally used to raise ghosts, so of course it is human beings, ghosts For petting.But then again, this jade pendant is not a conventional vessel for raising ghosts, and it is not an ordinary route for raising ghosts, so it is not so much raising a ghost pet as it is being a companion with ghosts. Their status are relatively equal.

It is precisely because of the "irregularity" of this jade pendant that Wen Jie was able to maintain his sanity, and his consciousness was in the same vein as when he was alive. different.

"Then I really want to thank this jade pendant for 'saving your life'." Hearing this, Shen Yue sighed with a smile: "However, I don't need you to listen to my orders, but you should at least be a little more obedient, huh? See How capricious you are!"

Wen Jie groaned and chirped twice, but there was nothing to refute, so he could only continue talking.

Since he was so unusual, how could it be possible that Shen Yue who raised him didn't need to pay the price?There will be no pies in the sky, if you want to eat, you have to buy it yourself.The reason why Shen Yue was able to have Wen Jie as a companion was a great coincidence, because when they had a car accident, not only Wen Jie's blood was spilled on the jade pendant, but Shen Yue raised his hand to block the scum from the glass, He was slightly injured, and his own blood was spilled on it, so the two of them were initially bound.

It can be said that since then, Shen Yue has really embarked on the road of a master of raising ghosts, but...he is still an intern.

So the question is, how to fix it?

Anyone who has worked knows that if you want to become a full-time employee, of course you have to perform well during the internship period. Master ghost raising is also a profession, so the reason is the same: during the "internship period", you must treat him well. Ah Piao, communicate more, comfort each other more, have more physical contact to increase the intimacy with each other, and feed them in time. You can’t let A Piao sleep in Yu Peili all day long, because A Piao is still very weak at this time. It is basically a ghost, and even the ghost body cannot maintain itself for a long time. Once you sleep longer and longer, your consciousness will become more and more blurred. , even if Yupei wanted to spit him out again...

"So that's how it is!" Shen Yue was a little surprised, but he was more fortunate that he worked hard to find out on his own without any professional guidance at all, and he did a very good job. He is really lucky!

Wen Jie felt that it wasn't all luck, it was obviously because his sweetheart was smart enough, "And you also did a good job in raising ghosts, that is, you must keep me positive and upright. Energy mentality, otherwise I might really become a ghost!"

Shen Yue rolled his eyes, snorted and said with a smile: "You are positive enough, because you have piled up all your troubles on me, and you still have to fight with me!"

Wen Jie stuck out his tongue, smiled a little embarrassedly, and then began to talk about the most critical "evaluation for becoming a full-time member".

First of all, it is the time of the regular assessment, that is, on the first seven days - if the ghost-raising master during the internship cannot allow his Ah Piao to have a dharma body within seven days after his death, then this assessment will not happen, As soon as the first seven days arrive, you can lose your job directly.

So, tomorrow is the seventh day after Wen Jie's death, and Shen Yue raised him so well, there will be one after the assessment is completed, and once he passes, he will be fully converted. Unemployed!

However, for Shen Yue, the CEO, the term "unemployment" doesn't seem right, it should be replaced with "widowed spouse", right?

Speaking of which, before this, even though Shen Yue didn't know that there was such a cruel test waiting for him, if he failed to pass, he would be widowed.But he really worked hard enough. In just a few days, he insisted on transforming himself from a materialistic academic bully into a supernatural academic bully, eating up a lot of gods and gods Talking about the book, so I have some understanding of various sayings.

Regarding the concept of the first seven, Shen Yue also had his own conjectures. The so-called regularization assessment happened to be set on this day, perhaps because for every ghost, the first seven is a big day, and it is the deadline for them to die forever. Therefore, the assessment that he and Wen Jie will face should not be set by Yupei for them, but probably... in essence, against the sky!

Sure enough, Wen Jie immediately confirmed this, and said: "God will not let me, a kind of alien, stay in this world, unless you sign a contract with me and force me to stay."

contract?Wouldn't that be equivalent to becoming a full-time contract? Shen Yue thought to himself that there was no reason to hesitate, it had already reached this point, of course it was signed!Immediately become a regular, then marry a good friend, and embark on a new stage of a better life!

But then he discovered that he was still too young, and far underestimated the malice of the universe...

I saw that Wen Jie changed his brainwashed foolish appearance when he said this, looked at Shen Yue with clear eyes, and said slowly: "The content of the contract is fixed, you have to pay two big prices to stay. Let me down. One is the fate of children and grandchildren, and if you are with ghosts, you are destined to have no descendants. With the contract, even if you are a big scum and harm girls everywhere, you will never have a son and a half daughter."

And that's not all, Wen Jie looked at Shen Yue with a calm expression, twitched the corners of his mouth, and continued: "I know you're not a big scum, so you might be thinking, no problem, the price is worth it, Then it's nothing!"

As he said, he imitated Shen Yue's appearance and spread out his hands smartly, "Oh, what about the second one? Because I have reached the end of my lifespan, so if you want to keep me, of course you have to give me some life span, and it's not that you want to give it to me. Give as much as you want, but from the moment the contract is signed, you will share half of my life in the future! From now on, we will really live and die together... Do you think it's okay?"

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