God falls in love with ghost

What is the concept of dividing the future life in half?

Hearing this condition, Shen Yue suddenly believed a little bit of the saying "running the train with your mouth full, be careful of the world's newspapers". Thinking about it, when he used the brainwashing method on Wen Jie before, didn't he say that: if you lose Wen Jie , he will definitely be depressed for the rest of his life, even if he might live to be 80 years old, he might not even be able to receive his pension now, so the importance of good friends can be imagined.

The results of it?Here comes the current world report. According to Wen Jie, if Shen Yue signs a contract with him, then the life expectancy of 80 years old will be reduced to 55 years. It is really that he will not even be able to receive a pension!And if Shen Yue originally only had a lifespan of 60 years, then he would automatically say goodbye when he was 45 years old...

What can one say?

After Shen Yue was stunned for a moment, his brain habitually started to run at high speed, but no matter how he thought about it, he felt that this condition was really... so f*cking annoying!

Let's put it this way, if this condition can be expressed in a "tactful" way, just saying that being with ghosts will surely shorten your life, then he promises that he will not have the slightest hesitation and sign the contract directly, because he is genuine. He really loves Wen Jie, and he really wants to be with him happily, not just talking about it, so he will not be stingy in giving some precious things in exchange for, or in other words, maintaining this relationship. emotion.

However, this condition is as straightforward as a math problem, and the feeling has completely changed.

This is like a man proposing to his girlfriend, saying "I would like to share with you all the money I will earn in the future". At this time, he should also be sincere.But if his girlfriend tells him right away: My mother is actually a fortune teller, and it is calculated that you can earn a total net worth of 8000 million in the future!So I want to sign an agreement with you, agreeing that you will give me 4000 million no matter what in the future, and you can't go back on your word!After the agreement is signed, we will get married!

... What the hell is this?It's like pouring cold water on your head!

"I knew this condition should not be said."

Seeing that Shen Yue frowned slightly and was silent in thought, Wen Jie, who was still trying to build up his momentum just now, suddenly froze and couldn't lift up any strength in his body. Out of disappointment or resentment, because he knew very clearly that Shen Yue didn't owe him anything!

He just felt the great malice of the big universe very clearly!Why do you want to fix them like this?

In fact, looking back, Wen Jie thought that he was not worth the price at all, so he didn't even want to mention it, he just wanted to spend this last day well, and then go wherever he should go, whether it is the underworld, even if It doesn't matter if the soul flies away, and he can live a good life with a few more days of unresolved ghosts and ghosts, which is already a big profit, and he can take it seriously.

But who made him not firm?After giving the sweetheart a couple of grinds, he missed the bottom line, and was even really brainwashed, overturning his previous insistence, and felt in a daze that it would be fine even if he told it. Maybe a male god with such a high IQ would have a solution... ...In the end, when he woke up, he couldn't hold it back anymore, so he could only smash the jar, and he just shook his head clean, which can be regarded as a mouthful of foul breath in his heart, after all, he was really suffocating these two days. Very uncomfortable.

Of course, it cannot be completely ruled out. There is still a glimmer of fantasy and hope in Wen Jie's heart.

Who wouldn't picture the best future in their fantasy?Whether it's the sweetheart who expresses his willingness to live and die with him with deep affection and no regrets, or an old fairy who descends from the sky and says that you are a young man, I think you are so wonderful, ah no, it's the sincerity of emotion that moves the heavens and the earth, so blah blah blah...

Unfortunately, the reality is so cruel.

There will be no pies in the sky, let alone an old fairy who has too much kindness to use.As for the sweetheart, I have only been with him for less than a week, and I even made a hasty confession a few hours ago. Even if his face is thicker than a city wall, he can't make trouble unreasonably. so much.

"I..." Shen Yue took a deep breath, shook Wen Jie's hand vigorously, and said, "Please give me some time, let me think about it."

Wen Jie nodded viciously, wishing to shake his head off: Of course you should think about it, if Shen Yue just waved his hand and said it's okay, then he's not a god but a madman, okay? !

But then Wen Jie felt again, what's the point of thinking about it?Even a rookie like him would not be able to do a broken business destined to lose money, how could Shen Yue, as a business elite, commit such a foolish act?

He really wanted to tell Shen Yue, don't think about it, don't be distressed and don't be embarrassed, it's all because I, a scumbag, didn't shut up... But he was discouraged after all, and didn't want to say anything, just silently told Shen Yue She crawled out of her arms, sat aside and curled up into a ball, lowered her head and buried it in her knees.

At this time, the wilderness returned to its quiet and cold appearance, and the dark wind blew and blew, making people's hearts icy cold.

After an unknown amount of time, Shen Yue let out a long sigh, stood up, walked a few steps in a random direction, took out his mobile phone, and started calling——

He wanted to talk to his dearest grandma, but at this moment he didn't care too much, he just wanted to find someone to confide in, and he also had a glimmer of fantasy and hope in his heart: maybe his dear grandma was a woman who hid deeply. What about an expert?Maybe her old man has a way to break out of this predicament?

In fact, as early as after Wen's mother left crying, Shen Yue called his grandma a few times and sent text messages behind Wen Jie's back when preparing the sacrifice. If you can't pry Wen Jie's mouth open, maybe you can learn about Yupei's secret from grandma. Anyway, there is no harm in having an extra insurance.

Unfortunately, my grandma didn't answer his calls at that time, and she hasn't replied to his text messages until now.This is not surprising, after all, she is an old man in her [-]s. She accidentally muted her phone and left it somewhere.

But at this moment, Shen Yue really needed grandma so much, so he persistently called, even secretly praying in his heart that some kind god would inform his dear grandma... Hurry up and answer the phone!please!

Unexpectedly, before the call was connected, the jade pendant on Shen Yue's chest suddenly flickered. He was taken aback, and turned his head suddenly, only to see that Wen Jie had floated into the middle of the circle surrounded by the sacrifices at some point, and he was still there. Out of the Dharma body, standing there naked——

"This is the beginning of the test?!"

Shen Yue turned on his phone to check the time, and sure enough, it was already past zero, and a new day is here!And this day is Wen Jie's first seven days!

He hurried back to the car to get the clothes, then ran to Wen Jie's side, and handed the clothes to him.At such a time, facing the naked Wen Jie, of course Shen Yue would not have any whimsical thoughts. His mind was in a mess, and he wanted to ask a lot of questions, such as what the test was like, and how he... Could he be of... anything else?

But the development of the matter was completely unexpected. Wen Jie took the clothes and held them in his hand. Before he could put them on, he just smiled wryly and said to Shen Yue: "You'd better stand a little farther away, I..." After finishing speaking, his head suddenly split open!

--what! ! !

Shen Yue's voice was completely blocked in his throat, and he could only watch helplessly as Wen Jie, who was fine a moment ago, was distorted to such an extent at this moment!There was blood all over his body, and even his brains were spilled all over the floor!

No! ! !Seeing Wen Jie's broken body limply slumped on the ground, Shen Yue felt that his heart, liver, spleen and lungs were all shattered into powder!He staggered two steps forward, squatted down, and was about to reach out his hand, but saw Wen Jie's hand move——

A ball of dim light emerged from his palm, and quickly rushed to one of the sacrifices: it was a tightly tied live chicken. The dim light wrapped it around and drained its blood in an instant, and then It swished again and flew back to the corpse, and got in.

Immediately afterwards, Shen Yue felt the effect of a 3D horror blockbuster very intuitively. He saw that every inch of Wen Jie's broken corpse, or to put it more professionally, was a dharma body, was glowing with a strong gloomy light. Then the blood spilled all over the floor flowed back, the brain returned to its place, as well as stumps, meat scraps, etc., were pieced together bit by bit. It took about seven or eight minutes to put together a complete Wen Jie again!

Even the blood that splashed on Shen Yue's body before returned to Wen Jie's body without leaking, and the suit that fell on the ground was even more filthy just now, and it is fine now, except for miscellaneous things. Grass and dirt, nothing else.

"You..." Shen Yue regained his senses and roughly understood what was going on. What happened just now was clearly the reappearance of Wen Jie's death in a car accident!

"Are you okay? Have you passed the test?" He knew that the test could not end like this, but Shen Yue still couldn't help asking this question. He hoped to hear an affirmative answer.

As expected, Wen Jie shook his head and said, "This is only the first time, you...you should stand far away." As soon as he finished speaking, the second time began!

Another reappearance of the scene, Shen Yue saw it, the blood all over his body rushed straight to his forehead——

If you can still be indifferent to this, you are really a coward!Watching his lover die tragically over and over again, which man can bear it? !

By this time, Shen Yue no longer wanted to think about math problems and pension issues, he just wanted to stop all this quickly!Otherwise, the psychological shadow alone could shorten his life by 50 years!

But then Shen Yue discovered a very serious problem. Wen Jie hadn't told him how to sign the heart-stopping contract?Of course, it can't be blamed that people didn't say it earlier, after all, Shen Yue really hesitated just now...

When Wen Jie recovered again, Shen Yue immediately stepped forward and grabbed his hand, and said firmly: "How do we sign the contract? Let's sign it now!"

Wen Jie widened his eyes slightly, with a bit of disbelief in his expression. He didn't know whether he couldn't believe that his male god was so stupid, or he couldn't believe that the other party loved him far more than he imagined.

In general, Wen Jie was still very touched, but because of his touch, he also shook his head firmly, "Thank you, I have no regrets, and I don't want to owe you more."

Then with a snap, his head exploded again.

"..."

Shen Yue was so depressed that he wanted to swear, but fortunately he still had reason and knew that the more critical it was, the more he had to keep calm.Especially on Wen Jie's side, it seemed impossible to break through. He could only figure out a way on his own, and he had to be quick——like Wen Jie's continuous headshots, maybe he would stop after the first few times. Can't fight back!

What made Shen Yue even more terrified was that Wen Jie's recovery time for the second time was obviously longer than the first time. It took about ten minutes. If you think about it with your toes, you can tell that this is a very bad signal.

Taking a deep breath, Shen Yue took out his mobile phone and took a look. Grandma hasn't heard back yet, so it seems that there is no hope at all.

No time to be disappointed, he took off the jade pendant hanging around his neck and held it in his hand: In the end, there was only one breakthrough left, and logically speaking, this jade pendant should also be the most reliable, after all, everything is done by it. from...

So when Wen Jie finished spelling himself out again, he saw Shen Yue stabbing his palm with a key, bleeding out in one stroke, and then turned his hand and printed the blood on the jade pendant——

"Hey! What are you doing!"

Wen Jie stretched out his hand, apparently wanting to stop Shen Yue, but he immediately shot his head again, completely powerless, but strengthened Shen Yue's confidence, it seems that what he did might be useful.

Sure enough, all the blood in Shen Yue's palm was sucked in by the jade pendant, not a single drop was wasted, and then the jade pendant started to glow again, this time, it was red light.

Looking at this slightly weird red light, Shen Yuefu was deeply moved. He bent down and took the jade pendant as a lamp to shine on Wen Jie who was lying on the ground in tatters. It was as if the fast-forward button was pressed, and the red light on the jade pendant became more and more intense, as if... something was about to drip out?

"Hey! Take the jade pendant away, don't face me!"

Wen Jie has already recovered, and what's amazing is that he was lying on the ground unable to move, as if he was fixed by the red light of the jade pendant, he screamed, looking very anxious, and kept saying: "Hurry up!" Take it away, take it away!"

But how could Shen Yue listen to him?

"Now it's my turn to take the initiative, Dumb," Shen Yue smiled, feeling a lot more relieved, because the red light not only fixed Wen Jie, but also stopped the heinous "headshot feast" , that's a good sign, isn't it?

"So you, there are only two choices left, one is to be frank and lenient, and the other is to resist and be strict, which one do you choose?"

"You, what can you do to me?" Wen Jie stared at Shen Yue with wide-eyed eyes, seeing the appearance of the other party who was holding the winning ticket, he felt a little apprehensive, making himself more and more like a little sheep on a chopping board, Even the little curly hair that concealed his embarrassment was shaved off, revealing his white belly for slaughter.

Shen Yue probably thought so too, so the corners of his mouth curved a little bit more, and he said bluntly: "It seems that you still can't recognize the situation, then don't blame me for torture to extract a confession." ...

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing... oops! Don't, don't, you, you are a bully, you...you are too, too bad, you scum!"

Cough cough, Shen Yue's head is full of black lines. In fact, he just saw that Jie was lying down and couldn't move. When the time was right, he couldn't help touching a few, and by the way, used the tickling "severe torture" to try to extract a confession. In the end, he heard the kid shout Chatting, as if he really did something unscrupulous.And what made him even more helpless was that Wen Jie still didn't tell him how to sign the contract. This kid doesn't know what's good and what's wrong.

If Wen Jie could hear Shen Yue's inner voice, he would definitely curse at this moment: Who the hell doesn't know good from bad?The one surnamed Shen is really a man of nerves!

In short, one person and one ghost are on the top again. During this period, the red light of the jade pendant gradually dimmed several times. Shen Yue added some blood, and it was back to normal again. Wen Jie grinned and scolded him for being stupid and IQ all the time. They were all eaten by dogs.

Shen Yuequan pretended not to hear it, anyway, his determination would not be easily shaken.And at this moment, his cell phone rang——

Looking at the screen, the caller ID is "Kiss the old naughty boy".