God falls in love with ghost

"Grandma!" Receiving a call from her old man at such a critical moment, Shen Yue was not only excited, but extremely excited.

"My dear grandson, what's the matter? If I didn't use my mobile phone to light up when I got up at night, and saw you calling me dozens of times, I really didn't want to talk to you. It's the middle of the night..."

"Fortunately, you still talk to me, grandma," Shen Yue cut off the conversation, interrupted the old man's chatter, and immediately cut to the point: "Well, I have a very important question to ask you, that is, the clothes I wear Can this family heirloom jade pendant be used to raise ghosts?"

"...Ah? How do you know?!"

Grandma's answer obviously explained everything, Shen Yue felt a little happy, and immediately said: "The second question, how to sign a contract with a ghost? Please tell me the detailed steps immediately!"

"...!"

The good grandson is so straightforward, it is conceivable that the grandma on the other end of the phone must have been stunned, and Wen Jie, who was pinned to the ground by the jade pendant, was even more surprised: "What? How could your grandma know the detailed steps of signing the contract? Your ancestors were masters of raising ghosts? Oh my god..."

Shen Yue ignored Wen Jie, but waited for grandma's reply with a serious expression.

"Contract...you wait," Grandma came back to her senses, she was a little puzzled at first, which made Shen Yue's heart tighten, and then he heard the sound of rummaging for things on the other end of the phone, and finally , Grandma said in a complicated tone: "What you want to know is this... a contract that requires two big prices?"

"That's right!"

Now that it was confirmed that grandma really knew everything, Shen Yue's heart that had been raised in his throat finally subsided a little, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and said gently but firmly: "Grandma is there. A written record of the contract steps? Please take a picture and send it to me immediately, please! I really need it urgently, and I really don’t have time to explain the specific reasons, and I will definitely give an explanation to grandma later.”

Speaking of this, although Shen Yue tried his best to keep calm, there was still a thin layer of sweat on his forehead.He really didn't know what grandma would think?In the middle of the night, the non-superstitious grandson asked her such an unusual question, anyone would feel that something was wrong, right?

But he couldn't care less now, he said a thousand words into one please, and he held his breath waiting for grandma's response.

But who would have thought that after listening to his request, grandma just oh, and then said: "Take a picture and send it to you? It's a good idea. Let me study and see how to do it!"

"..."

Shen Yue has black lines all over his head, and feels that his grandma's focus is ridiculously wrong, but this is obviously a great rhythm. Compared to explaining to grandma that he fell in love with a ghost, teaching grandma to send photos is a piece of cake Well!

No, a few minutes later, the first photo was sent. Shen Yue opened it and found that the "cheat book" was written on a roll of animal skin. It seemed to have a history of hundreds of years. Fortunately, The words and patterns on it are quite clear, and the font is not difficult to read. The specific content not only includes Wen Jie's description of the information in the jade pendant, but also some rather unique insights and notes, which made Shen Yue's eyes brighten. .

However, at this moment, his phone unexpectedly beeped, indicating that the battery is low! ——Shen Yue's head was getting big, so I hurriedly asked grandma to send over the contract part first. Fortunately, she didn't know what she was thinking, and she didn't say a word. She especially cooperated with Shen Yue's instructions, so that her good grandson finally got the contract. The most critical information to leave a good friend.

Just like that, Shen Yue compared the cheat book, pressed the jade pendant on Wen Jie's chest, ignored the other party's protests, and recited a few vows, and the red light on the jade pendant was thrown into Wen Jie's spell. body, and a blood-red mark was stamped on his chest.

You're done!

Shen Yue couldn't help kissing the phone that had just run out of battery, and felt very tired as soon as he relaxed, so he simply threw himself forward and pressed directly on Wen Jie's body.

"Wow! What's the matter with you?"

Touching the red mark on his chest, Wen Jie, who was in a state of shock and bewilderment, was taken aback by Shen Yue who suddenly fell down, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to support his sweetheart's shoulder.

"You are exhausted physically and mentally! You continue to lie still and let me hug you." He hugged his good friend tightly, recalling the ups and downs of the past half a day, Shen Yue really felt very embarrassed.

"...Oh, well, then, well, you...you can hug freely!"

Wen Jie said this in a low voice, and he really lay down obediently. He changed back into a little sheep again after changing his self-willed appearance with flailing teeth and claws, with two suspicious little blushes on his cheeks.

"Huh?" Shen Yue blinked, and suddenly realized that Wen Jie must have misunderstood. The hug he said was actually very pure and meant nothing else. The small sample... Ahem, this is obviously the meat that was delivered to his mouth. It seems unreasonable not to eat it. Even though he is indeed a little tired now, he secretly assessed his physical strength. It is not a problem to fight a field battle?

Thinking of this, Shen Yue's heart became hot, he licked the corner of his mouth and decided to start eating meat decisively, but at this moment, Wen Jie turned back into a big piece of jelly again!

"...You!" Shen Yue's expression froze, he really didn't know what to say.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I, I didn't do it on purpose. It's time for Fa to manifest into the world, and I don't want to!" Wen Jie covered his face in great annoyance.

"Then tell me the truth, how long can your magic body last at most? I think you just exploded and fought again and again... the total time is quite a lot, it is far more than a few minutes Why can't it be done at this critical moment?" Shen Yue's anger has not yet calmed down, he pressed on Wen Jie's body and gritted his teeth, even having the urge to not let go of jelly.

"It's up to 10 minutes a day. It really can't be longer. It was just a special situation. Those hours don't count."

"...It's really only 10 minutes?" Shen Yue squinted his eyes: 10 minutes is enough to fuck a ghost!

"Really, really!" Wen Jie raised his hands, repeatedly reassuring: "I'm sure I won't lie to you again, I'll be obedient in the future!" What's more, he also really wants to have sex with his sweetheart, okay?How could you not be happy?

"Huh," upon hearing the word cheating, a certain person's desire gradually died down, and he wanted to settle old scores—"It seems that you also realized that you were very bad-behaved before. Do you know how much headache and pain I have? I was so anxious that I almost vomited blood!"

Wen Jie's eyes widened, "Who am I being stubborn for? You, you don't know what's good..." He paused suddenly, then softened instantly, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's me now. I don’t know what’s good and what’s bad, actually... I really can’t figure it out until now, how can you be so stupid? You’ve lost a lot of money!”

Shen Yue patted Wen Jie's head, sighed softly: "Don't always tell me you're sorry, you didn't feel sorry for me, it's all my own choice. Besides, only time can prove the vision of an investor, and it will be a loss in the future." It’s earning, how can we tell right now?”

Speaking of this, Jian Wenjie was still a little panicked, Shen Yue leaned over and kissed him, the kiss was soft and full of comfort, "In short, from now on, we will work hard together and love you."

"Woooooo..." Wen Jie was so moved that he began to cry, he hugged Shen Yue tightly and did not let go, his emotions were too agitated to express.

After a while, he gradually calmed down, no longer at a loss, but leaned into Shen Yue's ear, and said seriously: "Boss Shen, even if I promise to be a cow or a horse with my body, I am far away from you." It's not enough to repay your love, so I will definitely work hard to improve, and sooner or later I will become a peerless good friend who can carry me to bed and fight!"

"If you have ambition, then I will wait to see your progress," Shen Yue said with a smile: "But the goal of peerless friends is too ambitious, let's take it step by step, first extend the time for the Dharma to manifest in the world to one hour Above, then I am quite satisfied.”

"...Half an hour is almost enough for a post, right?" Wen Jie stuck out his tongue blushing.

"Ha, then you underestimate me too!"

Shen Yue happily teased his own A Piao, then got up to pack up those dead sacrifices, moved them all back to the car, and then the husband and wife returned home.

The entanglement when they came was gone, and when they went back, the car was full of laughter.Although they each have a lot of doubts in their hearts, no one wants to spoil the atmosphere at this time, and leave all troubles to tomorrow...

And when this long night finally passed, one person and one ghost finally returned home.They pulled the curtains in a tacit understanding, jumped into bed together, and fell asleep hugging each other deeply.

It seems that they are really tired, they have been sleeping until the afternoon without any intention of waking up, but they did not expect that the last thing to wake them up would be the urgent doorbell——

"Who will come home at this time?" Shen Yue hurriedly turned over and got up to tidy up, feeling a little upset.

"Maybe someone from the company?" Wen Jie looked at the disheveled man with disheveled hair, grinned and said, "Hehehe, grab a president who sleeps late into the afternoon..."

"Impossible, I'll fire whoever is so ruthless!"

Quickly taking care of himself until he was able to meet people, Shen Yue went downstairs to look at the video intercom, and then he was stunned: "Grandma?!"

One person and one ghost stared at each other: The old man is not here to catch rape, right...