to the corpse

To be honest, Du Weiwei has never been to a nightclub either.

The most famous nightclub in T City is called Paradise. Of course, this place can only be called Paradise if you have money.When she was in school, Du Weiwei heard the rich second generation brag in her class, saying that the recruiters here have to graduate from 211 and 985, with good facial features, males are 1.7 meters five, and females are 1.6 meters.Good guy, when it comes to various famous schools of culture, it is not inferior to airlines in terms of appearance.

Therefore, Du Weiwei felt that she really couldn't compare to other princesses, except for scum, bah, it's X.

Taking a deep breath, Du Weiwei hesitated a little, Yi Corpse also took a deep breath, secreting a lot of saliva from his mouth: "My God, it smells so good."

Du Weiwei thought she was talking about the thing that was constantly spraying perfume at the door. It was indeed high-end, with beautiful light projections and sprays.Little did they know, what Yi's body was talking about was a fragrant monster.

Looking at Gu Xiaoxiao again, she learned that she was going to a nightclub today, and she was actually wearing small high heels and black silk, as well as smoky makeup, not surprisingly ugly and scary.

Just after entering the door, a wave of heat hits the face, the place is scary, and there are too many people to die, fine sweat has been drawn on the forehead, and the back is hot in an instant.Gu Xiaoxiao pointed to the big stage in the center, which was very similar to the runway, and she almost shouted: "Oh my God, there are foreigners! Foreigners wear sailor suits! I want to touch my ass! I want to touch my grandma I want to touch the beep..."

It was the first time I saw someone playing discs in real life. DJs were really unorthodox. Gu Xiaoxiao quickly blended into it, and was about to go wandering on the dance floor. Du Weiwei quickly grabbed her.

"Stop it, stop it, it's not a slow shake here, let's go play later, spend first, or drive you out."

Du Weiwei took Gu Xiaoxiao to a random booth, and came with a dozen Bingrui. No matter how much you drink, you won't get drunk, and it's cheap. It was a weapon that I liked to pretend to be X when I was a teenager. It seems to say too much, ahem.

"Sit here and wait for me for a while, you just finished the operation, eat this, it doesn't matter if you drink, we'll be right back."

At this moment, Gu Xiaoxiao's attention was attracted by the handsome new muscular guy, she subconsciously yelled, and opened her mouth to eat the hangover fruit that Du Weiwei fed her.Du Weiwei was very worried about her at first, but after seeing the makeup she put on today, she left in peace.

Yes, she didn't really come to the nightclub today, she came to see the master recommended by Wu Xiubo, she really wasn't surprised why the master was in the nightclub, she was lucky not to be in the sauna room.

"Hello."

"Hello."

Du Weiwei was in a rush to inspect, there were waiters in black suits everywhere, she got a little lost walking around, so she had to grab a little brother with eyeliner and walked over: "Then what, why don't you clean up your house?" Walk?"

"It's a pleasure to serve you, this way."

A huge world-famous painting appeared in front of the two of them, and Yi's corpse raised his head: "Why is this man naked?"

Du Weiwei desperately hypnotized herself, this is art, this is art, this is art!

"Ahem, this painting is the creation of Adam in the Church of Sith in Italy, Michelangelo's paintings, fortunately, it's just this one, if it's XXX and fairies, a male N multi-fruit girl, I think I still don't learn Good spell."

There was no one in the corridor during the conversation, Du Weiwei shrugged, what would such a strangely shaped door look like after it was opened?What kind of person would it be?Everything.

"Huh? Can't push it?"

Du Weiwei checked up and down: "Do you want to ring the doorbell?"

Yi's corpse slapped Adam's penis with his palm, and the famous painting door really rang. Hearing the melody of the horse-tie pole, Du Weiwei thought to herself, let's forget it.

The door opened slowly, and Du Weiwei squinted her eyes slightly due to the strong light, and when she opened it again, she almost slapped herself.The style of ink painting made her think that she was living in the animation of the last century, did she time travel?She gradually remembered an animation that revealed her age, the little tadpole was looking for her mother.

There is such a story, called Laoshan Taoist, a man named Wang Quan wanted to go to Laoshan to learn Taoism, but he couldn’t bear the hardships, so when he gave up, he saw the master’s fairy art and stayed, and finally learned to wear. The wall technique, but because of the wrong intentions, ended up being laughed at by others, and it was nothing.

Du Weiwei immediately thought of this story. She looked at Yi's corpse beside her, and silently let go of the hand she had been holding: "Are you sei?"

Yi's corpse has shrunk severely, his clothes are drooping on his body, there is still a piece of flesh missing on his face, there are still spots all over his body, his waist-length hair and sharp nails, in short, it is not an ordinary Yi's corpse, it has become a real corpse up.

"How did I become like this?"

"Is this your original form?"

Yi's corpse raised his hand, the flesh on her arm was already rotten, and she almost fell off, Du Weiwei was startled to see it, and hurried to pick up the flesh: "Okay, okay, you'd better not move, I'll see what you say now , you can see your teeth through the holes in your face."

"This is not my original shape, this is when I first met you."

Du Weiwei looked up at the Xiangyun in the west, everyone said that if life is just like the first time you see it, at the beginning, the first time, it is often very beautiful, but in the end, was she really a necrophilia in her last life?Deciding life with carrion?

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a Taoist temple on the mountain, named Laoshan Taoist Temple.Since everything is in line with the setting of apprenticeship, then go up the mountain.

There are woodcutters along the way, seven or eight axes are flying in the air, and there is only one person who controls these axes.There is also a laundry man, with more than a dozen basins of clothes spinning and washing by himself, and he is also alone.

Du Weiwei saw that Yi's corpse was trembling, and she was about to fall apart after walking a few steps, and she carried her on her back for the first time, and Yi's corpse lay on Du Weiwei's shoulder sullenly: "I don't smell very good. "

"Well, if you ask other people, it's really not good, but who am I? I'm Xdoctor Du, a frightening change in T City. I can smell this little smell and eat pancakes and fruit with my meal. "

Yi Corpse smiled: "I really like you."

"I like you too, hey hey, look, my God."

During the conversation, many cranes flew by their sides, and some people sat cross-legged on it, watching them fly up to the Taoist temple on the top of the mountain after a while, which was amazing.

"Since you like me so much, let me sit cross-legged on your waist in the future."

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When she arrived at the Taoist temple on the mountain, Du Weiwei was already drenched, and it was nothing to carry Yi Yi's body. The main reason was that she had to climb the mountain along the way. The winding mountain road almost killed her.

There are always a few little Taoist boys for such an expert.Du Weiwei sat on a stone at the door with Yi's body in her arms, panting: "Well, that sweeper, please give me a glass of water first, I'm about to lose my breath."

Xiaodaotong, who was cleaning fallen leaves, raised his head upon hearing this, his lips were red and his teeth were white, his face was comparable to that of a woman, and his plain trail shoes could not resist the fact that he was good-looking.

"It turns out that there are guests coming, I'll pour you a cup of hot tea right now."

The broom he was holding was made of bamboo, and his white hands were drawn across the bamboo pole, and a piece of bamboo was taken down like this. He put it flat on his hand, pushed it lightly, and sent it towards Du Weiwei .When it was in Du Weiwei's hands, at some point, there was tea, which was steaming and fragrant.

Du Weiwei gestured, she felt that this little brother looked so weak, she would definitely not be able to beat him, so she suppressed the idea of ​​grabbing the broom.

"Well, I'm here to visit Master Xue, is he there?"

"The master is watching the snow scene, the guests should come with them."

snow scene?Since entering ink painting, it has always been a scene of summer, green mountains and green waters, how can you still watch snow scenes?With such doubts in mind, Du Weiwei carried Yi's corpse and walked behind Master Xiaodao, bypassing a stone screen. The snow-covered eyes made her speechless in shock.

There are many peach trees in the yard, and the huge fruits are still hanging on the branches, and they are covered with a layer of pure white snow.

"I said, if there is snow, let's build a snowman."

Why?There is no one in the yard, who is talking?That peach hanging on the tree?Du Weiwei shook her head, she must have been dumbfounded.

Looking at Master Xiaodao again, he was very calm: "Yes, master."

He swiped the tail of the broom on the ground, and a small vortex formed on the snow, which rolled into a snowball after a while. The little brother pressed two red dates, inserted carrots, and split the broom in his hand into two Turning it into an arm, a fat and naive snowman is piled up.

"How about a bowl of shaved ice?"

Du Weiwei pointed to herself: "You, are you asking me?"

"Is there a fifth person in this courtyard?"

Du Weiwei was sure and sure, the one who spoke turned into a snowman!

"This, is this all a blindfold?"

The chubby snowman walked up to Du Weiwei, opened its mouth wide, and swallowed Du Weiwei and Yi's corpses in one gulp. Du Weiwei felt that she had entered a dark place, like chaos.

"This is not a blindfold. This is my personal way. No monsters have ever appeared in my way, so your 魃 has changed back to its original form. In my way, when the heart moves, the wind naturally moves. Really, the collapse of the sky, the warmth of spring, the blooming of flowers, and the changes of the four seasons are all within a single thought of mine, and this is my way."

Du Weiwei opened her eyes again, she was already sitting on the leather sofa, it turned out to be an ordinary place to clean up, and there were also people singing, old Shanghai tunes, the moon is full and the flowers are good.

"The clouds disperse and the moon shines on people."

Yi's corpse returned to its original appearance. Looking around, there was a man sitting opposite him, smoking a cigarette. He was vague and dimly lit, so he couldn't see what he looked like, only that it was a man.

"It's really stylish here, the southern land in the northern land, I thought I came to Ye Shanghai."

"Young people nowadays are under a lot of pressure, and they all like to come here to find comfort. As the saying goes, everyone likes southern girls, haha."

Du Weiwei found Yi's corpse's hand under the table, and stuffed her own hand in to feel a little safe.

"Why are you in a place like this?"

"I have been practicing Taoism for more than a hundred years. I have escaped from the vulgar world. After 100 years, I am confused and my realm has stagnated. I can't find the reason, so I entered the vulgar world again."

"Then have you broken through the bottleneck?"

The person on the opposite side exhaled a big puff of smoke: "No, it's still going backwards."

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