to the corpse

"I entered the Tao from an evil way, and I grew my cultivation by eating human flesh. By the way, do you know the two-legged sheep? Isn't it very popular recently?"

Du Weiwei was taken aback, let me go, the guy with feelings is the same as Yi Corpse, they are both carnivorous.

The so-called two-legged sheep specifically refers to those who are eaten as food. In times of famine, human flesh is even cheaper than pork and mutton, and they are called differently according to age and fatness.The reason why it is called two-legged sheep is to reduce the guilt of cannibalism in people's hearts.

"It seems that you know it. Let me tell you that the most delicious food is not a child, but a girl. The meat is tender and refreshing, fat but not greasy. The mouth is full of meaty fragrance, and the aftertaste is endless."

Although Du Weiwei wouldn't spit it out on the spot, her complexion was already not very good.

"Doesn't human flesh become sour?"

"You haven't eaten it, how do you know? For this question, you can ask the Ba around you."

Yi Corpse frowned: "Would you ask if the Leymus chinensis tastes good?"

"Okay, let's skip this topic first. I have been practicing all the way, and I found that people have no effect on me, so I tried to eat monsters, half-demons, etc. I will come to whatever practice is fast, so I created This kind of me, for a hundred years, no one can match."

Du Weiwei silently squeezed Yi's corpse's hand, Wu Xiubo is too unreliable, what kind of person is this, he is not only narcissistic but also cannibal, vaguely remembers that he has become vulgar again now, and won't Wu Xiubo's business is to help this Find beautiful girls, and then send them to the tiger's mouth, right?

"Don't worry, you are no longer a young girl, your flesh is already old. I heard that you are here to learn art from a teacher. What do you want to learn? Touching stones to gold, or piercing walls, or painting skins?"

"The technique of not falling down N times in one night."

Finally, the person sitting opposite was a little moved by this sentence: "Why can't I see that you are a man?"

Du Weiwei thought to herself that I meant to let me practice the unicorn arm, ahem, let's not mention this, she thought about other things: "Can you learn 72 to change? A somersault for thousands of miles?"

The song of the small band has changed from Moon Flowers to Evening Primrose. Du Weiwei coughed and broke the silence: "Forget it, since this can't be taught, let's teach something else, what else do you want?"

"I'll beat you to death."

Du Weiwei pinched Yi Corpse's hand, and Yi Corpse slapped the table: "How dare you!"

"I mean to make you act cute."

"Dare you~~~"

The smoke on the opposite side seemed to be more lingering, and the song was cut again. Just as Du Weiwei was hesitating whether to make a little joke to ease it, Master Xue finally spoke.

"As for me, I have taught so many apprentices that I can't even remember them. As long as they come, I usually won't refuse."

Du Weiwei's heart began to beat, saying that such a person is average or general, then there must be no further information. To be fair to me, it is the same reason, he must have been bought by someone!

"So what do you want? Do you want me to find a beautiful girl for you? Oh, that's right, I really brought one today, but it's already very ill, and I'm going to go west soon. If you are eating It must be great that she could fulfill her three wishes before."

The first wish is to make ten more wishes, no no, one hundred will be fine.

"Oh, in my clubhouse, the performances outside are enough for me to eat for ten years, so there is no need for you to give me away. Well, I think of something, it's not troublesome, I have a seat in the suburbs The villa, I haven’t been there for a long time, it’s been occupied by monsters, they’re good enough to hang on. I’m feeling troublesome again, so go and clean it up for me.”

Come on, I have received the task again. You can get the skill book after typing this dungeon. It's okay if you don't accept it. Du Weiwei thought about it for a while and agreed.

"I'll reply to you when I finish solving it. Can you let me stay in your Dao heart for a while then?"

"What do you want to do?"

"Your little brother who sweeps the floor is so handsome, I want to see you again, no, no, no, actually, I want to go to the hot springs, oops, no, I think about it, I want to go to heaven!"

After a long time without getting an answer, the smoke cleared and the person was gone, leaving a piece of paper with the address written on it, Du Weiwei picked it up and saw that it was actually burned by the smoke.

Coming out of the bar, Gu Xiaoxiao was still watching the performance. There were several hot blonde girls on the stage, and someone poured wine on them, so they still smiled brightly.

"Little beauty, do you have an appointment tonight?"

Gu Xiaoxiao said sharply: "Appointment with no one and not with you, I'm not in good health, if you two kill me on the bed, wouldn't it be a great loss."

"Whoever dies last can't escape to die on the bed. Come on, let's play a game, let's call it a beautiful girl JC and a hooligan. It's the same as rock-paper-scissors, but if you want to do action, the beautiful woman is the big girl, JC It’s a salute, a hooligan is a wretched smile, and the loser drinks.”

The three of them immediately became extremely high at the booth, and Gu Xiaoxiao was almost invincible because he couldn't get drunk anyway.When she took another sip of Bing Rui, she suddenly felt a chill in her back. She held up the bottle and turned her head, almost swallowing it.

"Sister, why are you here?"

Du Weiwei acted as if she had nothing to do with herself and was superior: "Hey, my daughter-in-law came to catch X, something bad happened, and she brought a child with her. Isn't this place where minors are not allowed to enter?"

Shen Jia picked up the wine bottle on the table, swung it directly into Du Weiwei's mouth, and poured a whole bottle for her: "You instigator, what right do you have to yell nonsense? It's almost over. Let's see what time it is." not going back?"

"Ahem, cough, we are here all night!"

Seeing that Shen Jia picked up another bottle of wine, Du Weiwei hurriedly hid behind Yi's corpse: "Okay, okay, go back, but it's too late now, it's inconvenient to go back to the hospital, why don't we go to the hotel to get a room, I know a helloKitty themed hotel."

"Sister Xiaoxiao, let's go back quickly. I'm dozing off to death. I've always wanted to sleep, but Mama said to wait for you. I haven't seen you come back. We're here to pick you up."

Gu Xiaoxiao immediately stood up, pretending to be overwhelmed with alcohol: "I said earlier, I want to go back, I want to go back, they are all Du scum, they insist on dragging me to play, the performance here is so gaudy , I can't stand it anymore."

Oh, Du Weiwei raised her middle finger behind her back.

"Okay, come with me to my house! Go to the hospital tomorrow."

Seeing Gu Xiaoxiao who was about to go to heaven, Du Weiwei curled her lips, forget it, it's a good thing.

The five of them took a taxi, and Doudou couldn't bear it anymore and fell asleep in the car.Sister Shen Jia's house is located in the suburbs, not even [-] square meters, and the two small houses are covered with white canvas, and they have not been lived in for a long time.

"Let's work together tonight and go back tomorrow."

Du Weiwei looked particularly winkingly: "The two of us brought Doudou, you two together, ahem, rest early, I wish you happiness."

Gu Xiaoxiao relied on himself to drink a lot of wine. He was strong and courageous, and couldn't hold it anymore. He threw Shen Jia down, and the two of them fell on the small bed. Shen Jia tilted her head to avoid Gu Xiaoxiao's kiss: "It smells so bad, it smells like wine."

"Hi'er." Gu Xiaoxiao hiccupped in response to the occasion, she covered her mouth, her eyes rolled around, it was obvious that her heart was still alive.

Shen Jia pressed Gu Xiaoxiao's forehead with her palm: "You are so unconscious now, you don't even know what you are going to do, let's talk about it tomorrow when you sober up!"

"I'm not drunk!"

"Nonsense, I couldn't stand up just now!"

Gu Xiaoxiao really dug a hole for herself, her eyes widened: "Shen Jia! I'm sober, and I know what I want to do, I want to kiss you, I want to do more intimate things with you, I don't want me No more regrets in my life!"

Shen Jia's face was cold for a while, she thought it was Gu Xiaoxiao who was crying, but by the moonlight, it turned out that it was frozen.

The two of them were very embarrassed, Shen Jia got up and lifted the white cloth: "Go to sleep now, I'll give you a piece of paper, wipe your nose, after all, you're still a child."

Gu Xiaoxiao is really crying now: "I am 17 years old this year, and I am about to become an adult. I may never have the chance to become an adult. Sometimes I think it is good to die in my best years, at least everyone will remember me The most beautiful appearance, but I feel that I am very sad, my parents don't care about me, no one really cares about me, and in the last time I fell in love with someone who may never like me, you say I am still a child , am I?"

Shen Jia's heart softened a long time ago, she was just hesitating whether to accept it, after all, she didn't know it herself, Dr. Du also said, don't hurt if you don't love.

Gu Xiaoxiao took a long time to vent, and only after he finished speaking did he feel that he had said too much, and he said all the things he had kept in his heart, which was even more embarrassing.Gu Xiaoxiao stared fixedly at Shen Jia, she gritted her teeth, threw her down again, pulled the collar of Shen Jia's sweater away, exposing her collarbone, wanted to lick it, but felt sad, so she sucked it hard, wanting to grow strawberries .

This collarbone is not fleshy, and it hurts so much when you exert such force, Shen Jia snorted twice, Gu Xiaoxiao felt distressed, and let her go quickly, muttering something against her will: "I told you to bully me, you deserve it .”

Shen Jia tapped her forehead and didn't speak anymore. The two of them finally took off their clothes and were about to go to bed. Gu Xiaoxiao sneaked off naked, put his arms around Shen Jia, and said before she could speak: "I will immediately I'm leaving the hospital, will you miss me?"

"Yes. You will recover, be healthy, be admitted to the ideal university, walk farther, and see more scenery."

Obviously she has no future.

"I have made up my mind, I don't want your love anymore, I want to eat a meal you cook, own a scarf you wove, wear a pair of shoes you bought, do my makeup once, and finally, raise a baby together A puppy or a kitten."

With her back to Gu Xiaoxiao, Shen Jia covered her eyes and secretly wiped away her tears: "Okay, I promise you everything."

The author has something to say: the weather is getting warmer, and spring is here~ the flowers are about to bloom~ and it's spring, no no, it's time to grow a daughter-in-law~