to the corpse

Du Weiwei stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows and stretched her waist. She was drunk day and night, immersed in Xiangxiang's soft embrace.

"From now on, the king will not go to court early."

Yi's body was lying on the bed, most of his back was exposed, Du Weiwei said: "Let's do it again."

The tripod sacrifice lasted for three days. The first two days were hundreds of years ago, when various schools exchanged medical skills. Now it has gradually become a market, not only in Songlin Town, but also in the next-door town. Songlin Town has the largest scale. That's all.

The weather was very warm, so in order to be able to use umbrellas, the two of them had no choice but to become a well-known Taiwanese idol girl group, twins.

Unexpectedly, there are fans of the two of them in this small town, rushing forward to ask for an autograph?No, no, ask them to come one on the spot.

"Come one! Come one! Come one!"

Du Weiwei covered Yi's corpse's mouth: "In this case, I'll come to the next stop queen."

"It seems that I have recognized the wrong person, let's go, let's break up, fake."

Du Weiwei looked confused: "Where did you say something wrong?"

Yi's corpse gave her a sideways glance: "Obviously the next stop is heaven."

"oh oh."

The best business in the market here is actually selling baskets, Du Weiwei is no exception, each of them carried one, too many herbal medicines dazzled her eyes.

There are also Koryo sticks from Korea. On a hot day, the little snowman was locked in a cage with sad eyes. It seemed that they were smuggled by illegal means. Du Weiwei casually dialed the 12345 international trade reporting hotline, hated sticks, and let you go.

What really interested Du Weiwei was from the Xiangxi faction. There are about a dozen jars. If you want to see Gu worms, you can pour them out for you to see. Now, they are basically raised in batches by leeches, so it will only harm people a little, and nothing major will happen. .

Du Weiwei squatted in front of the stall and looked left and right. There were not many customers here, so the boss knew everything without saying anything.

"What's the matter with this love Gu?"

"You're asking about the head-down technique. It's divided into men and women. The men's method is simple, similar to your Central Plains people's ecstasy. At the third intersection where the girl lives, catch up with the girl from the right and pat her shoulder three times. The girl lowers her head at the same time as she turns her head." .Seven days later, go to the door to invite, and then go home and the work will be half done."

Du Weiwei exclaimed in amazement, and hurriedly asked the follow-up, anyway, she didn't know the spell, and she couldn't learn it.

"There is a time limit for this head lowering technique. Forty days. During these forty days, the raw rice is cooked. In most cases, the girl will not be able to run away, and she will marry a wife with peace of mind. Those who use this technique , are all over the age of 30 and can’t find a wife.”

Isn't this Nima Hong Guoguo's strong X? Wanquan didn't consider what other girls think, which is a bit too much.Du Weiwei suppressed her anger and continued to ask: "What about the girl? Do you want to tie a man back?"

The boss shook his head first, as if he was a bit scared, and he thought for a long time before answering: "Women are scary. If you want to live a lifetime, you have to raise natal emotion Gu, and then put it on a man, and the man will be useless. If you can listen to this woman's words, you will live and die together, dare to fall in love with other girls, and your heart will be devoured by Gu worms!"

Du Weiwei scolded the inequality between men and women several times in a row, obviously the methods are similar, one seems to be reasonable, and the other is outrageous, what are these things?

The last question: "Then do you have that kind of Gu worm that can control people's actions?"

The answer was: "Yes, but I didn't bring it."

Du Weiwei got up, brushed off her clothes and left, dialed the 54321 consumer rights protection hotline, hello?Someone is cheating customers!

Du Weiwei felt that the red scarf on her chest became more colorful after destroying the two cheating bastards. Don't ask her name, her name is Lei Feng.

Yi's corpse felt a chill: "What do you want to do?"

Du Weiwei akimbo: "I don't want you to leave my side."

That's right, after this incident, Yi Corpse has to go to the Monster Hunting Alliance. It's strange that the two of them have to be separated for a while.

Du Weiwei even thought that it would be better not to engage in some kind of fairy game, but of course this causal relationship was not established.

Yi Corpse thought for a while, and it was better to comfort him, this was a bit of persuasion.

"I don't want you to worry, and I don't want me to worry about you. If you don't go, the order will find a way to arrest us. In this way, we will all be very passive. Why don't we keep them in the dark and let us be the bankers."

Du Weiwei was unhappy: "Who is the banker who made himself into it?"

"We can't help ourselves, we are like crickets being played with in the applause, in a small ivory can, waiting for others to feed us soybeans."

Du Weiwei's black line: "If you want to be a cricket, you have to be a cricket with ideals, and you have to eat meat anyway."

This topic was quickly put on hold, and the two of them knew in their hearts that Yi's corpse had to go.

Speaking of the sacrificial ceremony at night, why it is at night is because the descendants of the Shennong family will open a furnace to refine medicine during the sacrifice, and the power of the galaxy at Zishi is most conducive to borrowing strength and borrowing fire.Du Weiwei only found out later that what was refined was not an elixir, but a panacea for strengthening the body. Every time there were sacrifices, many wealthy people came to ask for the medicine. After taking it, it is said that the kidneys are cured.

These people are just looking for a status, which is the same as giving out porridge and offering incense in temples. Touzhu incense must have money and power.

Serve the public first, and serve the minority second, so tickets are required for the memorial ceremony, and the postgraduate student ID card is not half-price, one hundred and fifty per person.What is even more surprising is that the memorial ceremony is actually a large-scale singing and dancing performance. There is an extremely large square in Shennongjia Scenic Area, and there is also a musical fountain, which is spraying water before it even starts.

Du Weiwei, who can sit on the steps, is very satisfied with her foresight to buy popcorn. Sitting and sitting, a couple came beside her. They actually carried a big gift bag of Want Want, including Want Want Senbei, Want Want Snow Cake, Want Want Small Crisp, etc. Wait, if you write more, you will be scolded.

Yi's corpse hit the steps with a fist, and a large piece of cement was shattered. The young couple was shocked, and she threatened them: "Leave the big gift bag."

The man's expression was as if he had eaten ten catties of rice, a little shocked and at a loss: "Well, this star hasn't even eaten a big gift bag?!"

Du Weiwei snickered, with a very impatient expression on her face: "Shut up, our TW can't do it? TW doesn't have Wangwang."

"This, this, isn't there Taobao? Although it doesn't include free shipping, you can still go to TW province. It's not enough to be a celebrity."

Corpse Yi punched him again, and the young couple left the big gift bag and sat down on the first step without further ado. Du Weiwei complained about Corpse Yi while eating the small crisps: "You're childish, you'll be blasphemy."

The musical fountain stopped, and the large-scale musical began.

Du Weiwei and Yi's corpse looked dazed, to the effect that in the ancient times, there were constant wars, and the common people were captured and served as soldiers. Every battle left behind a plague. At this time, Shennong descended from the sky, sprinkled water, hello He cured his illness, and he also left behind a huge cauldron that he used to refine the medicine. Since then, the common people will worship the cauldron every year to commemorate the contribution made by Shennong.

The show is still good, but everyone's focus is on refining the medicine, because after that, it is said that horned carvings will appear, and the method is still unknown.

In fact, a Zhongding tripod actually descended from the sky, about the size of the incense burner in the temple.Eight handsome Taoist priests flew from eight directions, not Diao Weiya, but actually came from the sky.

"Fire."

The eight people began to circle around the tripod. Each person pressed two fingers of their left hand on the large mausoleum of their right hand, and one finger of their right hand, and the flames came out.

Somewhere the choir began to sing ballads, the voice was low and soft, although I couldn't understand it, it was very pleasant to hear.

Ignoring the process of fooling the dead, and putting in miscellaneous medicinal materials, the Healthy Kidney Treasure Pill was finally refined, and a total of ten pills were snatched up.The cleaners in blue clothes were waiting on both sides, and many people started to leave.

Forget it, there are only a few hundred people left after thousands of people, Du Weiwei wondered how Wu Xiubo would appear, it should be a substitute.

To everyone's surprise, Er Niao came out. He held Wu Xiubo's head in his right hand, and pinched the horn carving produced by Du Weiwei's small workshop in his left hand. It was so cool when he came out of the tripod. Du Weiwei was dumbfounded: "That means he has always been In the cauldron, if you are broken or broken, you have cultivated the indestructible body of a vajra, and you can't beat it."

Corpse Yi was obviously not happy: "We want to humiliate Wu Xiubo, not Wu Xiubo's head. Did we push Er Niao too hard? He has become anti-social and anti-human."

Du Weiwei grabbed her chin: "Who knew that the bird's temper was so bad. Although we were in charge, there were too many irresistible factors, so we can't blame us. Wu Xiubo died, I am neither sad nor sad, Although he is not guilty of this, he still deserves it, haha, who made him offend me."

Yi's corpse didn't feel anything either, they didn't care anymore, but some people were unhappy, first of all, the first in line heir of the Gu carving clan, his dog legs were very dissatisfied: "Aren't you in the same group as the boss, and you are a bird by yourself?" Go stealthily to snatch horn carvings, you want to be shameless?!"

Er Niao kicked Wu Xiubo's head into the crowd, causing the crowd to be angry, Du Weiwei clapped her hands: "Hey, this guy is so arrogant, because he really believes that this horned eagle is real? This is not good. "

"You don't have to laugh so happily when you say that."

The other three parties are also bad enough, they are all watching the excitement, no one takes the initiative to step forward, they are all waiting to take advantage of it.

As Du Weiwei expected, Er Niao really vomited a mouthful of blood, which soaked the horned eagle. The powerful soul power of the aardvark made everyone present sink, like a boulder in their chest, and they were a little out of breath.

Everyone was terrified in their hearts, as expected of the treasure of the Gu carving clan!The Gu carving family must be eliminated, otherwise it will be a treasure hunt!Just when everyone was thinking, Du Weiwei and Yi corpse stared at Er Niao, and as expected, Er Niao began to tremble.

Yi's corpse explained in Du Weiwei's ear: "When will the two birds be unable to restrain themselves from digging, ah, they really dug a hole, wow, buried their heads, oops, their buttocks are raised, and the two birds are finished. I can't be the heir."

With a few words, it was easy to put an end to the past half a month. Du Weiwei felt a little emotional, everything has a cause and effect.

The author has something to say: Hey, you don’t believe me ten times, if there is someone who bravely trusts me, encourages me, and says some wonderful words, I will not change~~~