to the corpse

I haven't slept well for several days, Yi's corpse is leaving today, after thinking about it for a long time, it's better to say something.

"Vivi."

It was Du Weiwei's breathing that answered her, Yi Corpse sighed, and reached for Du Weiwei's red bra: "Then I took it away, I will smell it when I miss you."

Du Weiwei withdrew her backhand: "You're going to die, people always carry handkerchiefs or something, you take a bra."

"You use a handkerchief?"

"There is a piece of paper on the table where I blew my nose, you take it and forget it."

"Isn't it good for me to hook up with you? After all, there is your cheap master behind the Monster Hunting Alliance. Also, I want to hug you with both hands, not one."

Du Weiwei lay on the bed and covered her face: "Maybe you don't care about me? Maybe I don't worry about you? It's impossible. You came out of the ground. We are together day and night, and we haven't been separated for a minute. Now Can I be sad that you are leaving?"

Corpse Yi put his hand on Du Weiwei's back: "I am happy to do all kinds of boring things with you every day. Believe me, once Wu Wu is born, they won't be able to control us anymore. Let's find a place , you cure, I cook."

Can it really be this good?Anyway, Du Weiwei didn't believe that both humans and monsters were selfish, and everyone wanted to be extremely powerful. When the tiger's body shook, people bowed down one after another, and beauties rushed forward, developing into classic X Ma novels.

So Du Weiwei knew that as long as she wasn't strong enough, she would be forced by all parties to set up a factory and mass-produce 魃 like Yi Corpse.

After waiting for Yi's corpse to leave for a long time, Du Weiwei got up from the bed, squinted her eyes and looked at it. She really didn't take anything away, except the natal year underwear.There is an extra book on the table, just about to drink!

"You son of a bitch, did you buy it with my private money?!"

I haven't gone to work for several days. Du Weiwei doesn't smoke or drink, but she does play mahjong all night. She doesn't admit to losing all night, and wants to fight, but she doesn't stop anyone from the boss to the three cheaters, just like a soft persimmon. Let her knead and knead, and asked her with a smile if she was still coming.

I held my breath in my heart and couldn't go up or down, and I didn't go back to sleep, so I went to the emergency department again.

The veteran cadres who were drinking tea and reading the newspaper hadn't seen Du Weiwei for more than half a month. Her sudden appearance made them start to speculate whether they had committed a crime if they had no money.

Du Weiwei just sat down, the gaze on her back made her feel like she was sitting on pins and needles, she slapped the table and shouted angrily: "What are you looking at!"

The sound of the ambulance came from far to near, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the patients finally came, and they pushed in to have a look, good guy, serial car accident, hemorrhage, internal organs squeezed and ruptured, broken arms and legs, many patients.

Everyone had the same idea, Niangniang Du was sitting, and they dealt with it. Before they finished speaking, Du Weiwei got up and began to point out Jiang Shan.

"Well, tsk tsk, what's going on? Why did you get hit by an arrow?"

"Zhongkara pulled the steel bar and penetrated."

"Oh, cut it off first, take a picture to see, the shoulder, the young man will not masturbate at most in the future."

"Here, I'll go, he vomits blood like this, what are you doing in a daze, lie on your side, 0.1g of bocinazine, and 0.9% sodium chloride intravenously."

"Next one, oh my god, it hit the right side of the lower abdomen. It is preliminarily determined that the spleen is ruptured. Let's push it to the operating table and just cut it open to have a look."

……

After some pointers, she didn't do anything at all, just talked about it, and Avi Batty still followed her rhythm. Du Weiwei was disappointed. What did this mean? It meant that they were about to do something.

There was no need for Du Weiwei to participate in the rescue, she returned to the residence disheartened, coincidentally, the quilt was not folded, and she got into sleep and she was in a daze.

A series of strange and bizarre dreams, Du Weiwei dreamed that she turned back into a child, traveled through time, and came to this world wrapped in amniotic fluid. When she opened her eyes, she found that her mother was actually Yi's corpse!Standing beside Yi's corpse was another herself!

So Du Weiwei came to a conclusion that she was actually the child of Yi Corpse and her previous life, well, it must be so.

Frightened, Du Weiwei woke up, sweating all over from sleep, most likely because of fright, and the smell of radish from the neighbors, it seemed that she was going to eat dumplings stuffed with radish again tonight.People eat dumplings, and I feel sorry for myself if I eat instant noodles. After thinking for a while, Yangchun Restaurant in the vegetable market not far away has joined Hungry Girl's takeaway, so I decided to order food.

Almost half an hour later, the pleasant knock on the door reminded Du Weiwei of lying on the table and fell asleep again. She looked around in a little confusion, only to realize that the takeaway had arrived, and she dragged her slippers to open the door. Aftertaste, something was wrong.

There is an electronic door at the gate, so it’s fine for the food delivery person to come in. There is also an electronic anti-theft door downstairs, and you have to ring their doorbell. Why do people just come up now?Of course, it could also be a coincidence, but Du Weiwei thought more about it.

Now the door has opened, and it's a delivery man in a blue coat and blue hat. After taking a second look, he finally noticed that something was wrong. Du Weiwei turned sideways to let her in.

Three dishes and one soup Du Weiwei couldn't be happy without paying, Shen Jia who disappeared appeared, who did Du Weiwei want to see, even Xiao Miao didn't want to see her.

"Doctor Du, long time no see."

"Oh, yes."

"Hungry, you're welcome, eat, I made it."

Du Weiwei broke away the disposable chopsticks: "It's because you made it that it's poisonous. I guess it will stop after eating for a while."

Shen Jia smiled and did not explain, but only introduced the dishes: "Fish, absolutely fresh, raised in the pond, not many thorns, cut into small pieces, oiled a bit, stir-fried with watercress and hot sauce, the taste is not bad. Beef tenderloin with smooth egg , the beef is marinated, the taste of rice wine is a unique secret, a little pepper, smooth and tender. Garlic lettuce, the time is just right, not old, refreshing. The last sweet osmanthus soup, drink a bowl, not greasy."

Du Weiwei tasted them one by one, and gave a thumbs up: "It tastes really good, have you made it for Gu Xiaoxiao? Oh, I remembered, you didn't see each other in the last time, it's pitiful."

Shen Jia was neither angry nor sad, and continued following Du Weiwei's words: "Yeah, I haven't seen it. I have been taking care of Doudou all the time, and my cooking skills are not good. I have been free recently, and I have improved a little bit. In the future , if there is a chance she can eat it."

Du Weiwei frowned and asked directly, "What exactly do you want to do?"

Shen Jia replied, "Dr. Du, we are friends, right?"

"I'm not with you, I'm with Gu Xiaoxiao."

"That's it, then if I ask you where Yi's body went, will you not tell me?"

Du Weiwei spread her hands: "She is older than I don't know how many years, her legs grow on her body, how can I control where she goes?"

Shen Jia gave Du Weiwei some soup: "I don't know if I misjudged you before, or if you have changed in a short period of time."

"nonono, that's wrong. I've never had a good impression or malice towards you. I just feel that Doudou is very pitiful. You and I are both passers-by in life. Passing by is the best way to meet."

"This is impossible."

Du Weiwei shrugged: "Nothing is impossible, tell me, what did Order ask you to do, and what promise did Order make to you?"

"I only believe what I see."

"OK, so what did you see?"

Shen Jia smiled: "Doudou is still my precious son, Gu Xiaoxiao can also be reborn."

For Doudou, Du Weiwei was not surprised. Shen Jia was Doudou's only relative. Whether it was cremated or thrown in the garbage dump, it was her own business.Turning into a zombie baby is the best choice. It can be trained and understand the most basic instructions of people. The only disadvantage is that it cannot come out during the day.

But Gu Xiaoxiao is absolutely impossible, her parents will definitely drag her to be cremated, and she is so big, the school may hold some kind of memorial service, unless the character of the second and second girls is really bad, and the little ones in the class Her partners all despise her for being so rich and burning.

In this way, Gu Xiaoxiao will not be able to gather his soul within seven days, well, let’s take ten thousand steps back, the soul has been gathered, there is no place to put it, if it is not put well, the soul will fly away, the order will not be so expensive, and you still have to use a dead body to return the soul?

Let’s go on, it’s not easy to resurrect the soul with a dead body, and it’s not time travel. The birth date is calculated, and the soul has to be drawn. If the co-star is a man from Asia, Africa and Latin America, then Gu Xiaoxiao is better off reincarnated, 18 Years later, she was another juicy girl.

Since she didn't understand, Du Weiwei didn't feel ashamed to ask: "What the hell? Rebirth?!"

Shen Jia nodded, obviously convinced: "Thank you, you are indeed omnipotent, leaving behind Gu Xiaoxiao's skin, and they helped me reshape Gu Xiaoxiao's body, almost resurrected."

Du Weiwei's heart skipped a beat, she almost couldn't control her expression, what a cheater, this is, Du Weiwei thought to herself, is Nezha's lotus root filled in the skin bag?Or cut corners and really got an inflatable doll stuffed inside?Thinking about it like this makes me feel uncomfortable all over, it's her work after all!

"What kind of resurrection method? Just sleep for hundreds of years?"

"Do not make jokes."

Du Weiwei swears to God on Gu Xiaoxiao's second grade, she's not joking!

"I probably understand. Is it up to me to revive Gu Xiaoxiao in the end?!"

Shen Jia blinked, with a slightly apologetic expression: "And Doudou can be the same as before, you can even resurrect Yi's corpse, what else can't you do?"

Du Weiwei understands, it doesn't pay to be fooled, Shen Jia's IQ is infinitely close to zero, and Yi's corpse is shit!

"I know you may pay a high price, but I will try to make it up to you."

Du Weiwei said weakly: "Then what if the price is my death?"

"I'll burn more paper for you!"

Du Weiwei wanted to hit someone very much, with a ferocious face, Shen Jia continued to persuade: "As long as you can recall the fragments of memories from your previous life, there is nothing you can't do!"

"...I don't even dare to promise myself, how can you have the confidence." Besides, looking at the things in the previous life, how can it become the moon, idiot talking in sleep.

Shen Jia shook her head, Du Weiwei really can't be obedient just by talking about it, but fortunately she put drugs in the soup, for Doudou and Gu Xiaoxiao, I'm sorry!

Du Weiwei thought it was time to fall, and finally took a sip of the sweet soup seriously, feeling very sad, cheating a fool should break the law!

The author has something to say: Comrades, as you can see, Shen Jia came out happily again, and her IQ has also decreased, um, so I am a good author who keeps what I say, and I am also beautiful. God, I'm in love with myself~