happen

"Crazy doesn't count." Jiang Huan was very calm.

Pan Yuxin: "..."

After dinner and taking a shower, Pan Yuxin lay down on the bed obediently. Just now Jiang Huan said that he had to deal with some official business. He found that he slept too much today and couldn't sleep for the time being, so he took out his mobile phone, and the group also happened to be because The appearance of the God of Soy Milk made it lively.

[idle person] soybean milk soup: sorry everyone, my family is sick, my voice may be delayed

[Idleman] Soy milk soup: I will finish it as soon as possible

[Artist] Mask: Oh ~ my family→_→

[Planning] Golden Snake Man Dance: Oh ~ my family→_→

[Later stage] Boy's face: Oh~ my family→_→

[idle person] Bai Granose: Oh~ my family→_→

[idle person] Ye Duan: Oh ~ my family→_→

[idle person] Chaoge Yexian: Oh ~ my family→_→

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Oh~ my guy→_→

[idle person] yoyo: Oh, there is no chance upstairs

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Don’t talk nonsense about the one above→_→I’m a family man

[idle person] hehe: I have a family→_→

[Later] Boy's Noodle: The amount of information is a little bit large tonight...

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Male gods are for worship, and families are for pampering [Proud]

[Idle People] Soymilk Soup: Oh? Who is so lucky to be favored by the screenwriter?

[Idle People] Xijiang Yueluo: Soymilk seems to be a bit gossip today

[idle person] yoyo: Why haven't I seen you have a family?

[idle person] hehe: hehe

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: I hide my beauty in a golden house, so I won’t show it to you

Crowd:  …

[Planning] Golden Snake Dance: Tell me what kind of person you are [gossip face]

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: That must be gentle and rich

[Idleman] hehe: Why do I think it was made up?

[Idleman] Bai Granu: It's too official...

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: He is very good to me, he even said he wants me to watch him eat steak tonight

People: Your standard of goodness is not quite the same as that of normal people...

"Why aren't you sleeping, kid, huh?" A voice suddenly appeared in Pan Yuxin's ears, and he was so frightened that he threw his phone directly on the quilt.

"Ah! Why do you keep scaring me!" Pan Yuxin sat up.

"Did you do something wrong?" Jiang Huan asked back.

Pan Yuxin: "..." Can't you be afraid if you haven't done something wrong?What's the point?

Just at this moment, Jiang Huan's cell phone rang.

"Mom?" Jiang Huan sat down on Pan Yuxin's bed without hesitation.

"Huanhuan, I heard that Yuxin is sick? Are you feeling better now?" Mother Jiang's voice was a little loud, and Pan Yuxin could hear it clearly.

Huanhuan, hahahaha... When Pan Yuxin heard this name, he covered his mouth and laughed unsteadily.

Jiang Huan pinned him down with one leg, quickly chatted with his mother and hung up the phone.

Then tickle someone madly.

Finally, such a microblog appeared——

Puppet Zombie: Huanhuan hahaha, hello everyone, I am Huanhuan's domesticated zombie~

Blank: Zombie [touch chin]

[-]. Getting sick

"Xiao Huanzi give me the medicine." Ever since he knew Jiang Huan's nickname, Pan Yuxin has been using this name to tease him, even if he is suppressed, he will resist again and again without fear.

Jiang Huan tried to tell him to shut up all night, but in the end he didn't know whether he got used to it or compromised, and he didn't bother to argue with him.

Uncle Pan Yuxin put his legs on the coffee table, and when he saw Jiang Huan coming over with the medicine, he stretched out his paws that scratched his skin. It hurt him badly when he took a bath last night, and hissing hot when he touched the water Hiss.

"Hiss—lightly." Pan Yuxin complained, "Can't you be gentle?" It's better to say some cute little love words to make people happy, for example, my heart trembles when I see you loving me Similar, although vulgar, it still sounds very cool.

Jiang Huan glanced at him expressionlessly, clearly mocking Pan Yuxin for not being a man enough, which is called pain.

"I rub it, not because I'm afraid of pain, but because my nerves are more sensitive to pain, okay?" Jiang Huan retorted, "I'm such a good man!"

"Oh? Don't be afraid of pain, good job, you'd better remember this sentence all the time in the future." Jiang Huan smiled maliciously, "And no swearing is allowed."

"At a time like this, you should praise me for my true nature, for being outspoken." Pan Yuxin patted someone's thigh, and said with a smile, "It's best to say a few words, hello man or something."

"Swearing is rude, and it has nothing to do with whether you are a man or not." Jiang Huan put away the medicine, "I'll go and sort out some materials, and you can play on your own obediently."

When Jiang Huan walked some distance away, Pan Yuxin suddenly shouted: "Huanhuan~ I'm waiting for you." Accompanied by exaggerated laughter.

Jiang Huan didn't look back, but clenched his fists secretly, now I'll let you sit down for a while, hum, let's wait and see later, when you are obedient.

He went home directly from the hospital that day, and Pan Yuxin didn't have time to pack his belongings. Fortunately, there was a computer in the room. After Jiang Huan returned to China, he thoughtfully replaced the computer with a new one, and Pan Yuxin believed it was easy.

Before he got sick, he wanted to say that he could write a script when he was free this weekend, but something happened suddenly, and there was no word that he had changed before, so he had to make jokes everywhere.

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Huh?Isn't today the weekend, why is there no one?

[Planning] Golden Snake Dance: There is a computer test this morning, I guess they are still taking the test.

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Oh, the freshman computer exam, isn’t it, super simple der~ Brother, I boldly tell you that I passed 98 without reviewing [Laughs]

[Later stage] Boy's face: The male god is so powerful

[idle person] yoyo: There are only a hundred multiple choice questions→→

[idle person] hehe: boldly tell you, I got full marks→→

[Later stage] Boy's face: You perverts!Get out of here, Xueba, I don't want to listen to your jokes

[Artist] Mask: Upstairs, you forgot that the combination of "Yo He" can still show affection if you don't study hard~

[Idle People] Flame Dark Wind Passes: If you want to show off, you can also kiss me

[Later stage] Haier Nian: Early in the morning, I received [-] points of damage [knife]

[Artist] Mask: kiss a ball [knife]

[idle person] Yeduan: Oh, so many people ==

[Planning] Golden Snake Dance: Aren't you taking an exam==

[idle person] Bai Granose: We handed in the test paper ahead of time~ we finished it in half an hour, and now we are on the bus getting ready to go home [laughs]

[Planning] Golden Snake Dance:...

[idle person] Yeduan: By the way, I heard today that two seniors in our school’s postgraduate dormitory passed out because they didn’t sleep at night and took off their clothes to compete with endurance. Hahahaha, they ended up with a high fever and were hospitalized.

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: ...

[Idle Man] Bai Granu: The version I heard was because of the two people fighting each other, and in the end both of them...

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: ...

Pan Yuxin was so angry that his lungs would explode when he saw this, who dares to spread rumors about Lao Tzu!And does the transmission speed need to be so fast?In just one night, there are so many novelty-hunting versions!It's really a waste of talent for you not to be an entertainment reporter.

One was angry, kicked his foot unconsciously, and hit the table——

"Aw—" Pain, pain, pain!

"What are you doing?" Jiang Huan heard the voice and sat down from the next door, only to see Pan Yuxin, who had a soft body, hugging his feet and grinning.

One didn't hold back, and Jiang Huan burst out laughing, really unsympathetic.

Hearing Jiang Huan's piercing ridicule, Pan Yuxin wished he could go up and kill him, "Go away, don't let me see you."

Jiang Huan rubbed his head with a smile, saw the content on the screen out of the corner of his eye, and returned to his room with an even bigger smile.

[idle person] hehe: X major, graduate student, oh well

[Artist] Mask: Yes, Xiaoduan and Tangtang are also X-sized. Aren’t zombies graduate students?Tell me you really want to?

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: ...

[idle person] yoyo: Could it be you, the senior?

Pan Yuxin cried, don't just tell the truth!These two juniors are really annoying, especially after they are in a mess.

[idle person] Yeduan: Shida, when are you coming to treat us to dinner? [smirk]

Just when Pan Yuxin was glad that the topic had been taken away, he unexpectedly was brought back by someone else, and this person was his male god.

[Idlers] Soybean milk soup: X University actually has such fun things?

[Idle People] Chaoge Yexian: Soymilk, you've been really gossip lately →→

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: ...

Jiang Huan, who returned to his room, just finished his work, touched his chin, then molested a certain disobedient child on the Internet and made him catch a cold.

[Planning] Golden Snake Dance: Ask the names of the two seniors who fainted [Gossip Face]

[idle person] Bai Granitang: I don’t know [Tan Shou] I only know that one of them has the surname Pan...it’s not really a zombie, right? [laughing]

[idle person] yoyo: Oh?The surname is Pan →→

[idle person] hehe: Oh?The surname is Pan →→

[Later stage] Haier: [covers mouth and laughs] I seem to know something

[Planning] Golden Snake Dance: [cover mouth and laugh] I seem to know something

[idle person] soybean milk soup: [covering mouth and laughing] I seem to know something

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: ...

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Alright, alright, it’s me, it’s me [Tan Shou]

[Artist] Mask: Oh, which one is the correct answer?The one who won't faint with you is the legendary family, right?

[Screenwriter] Puppet Zombie: Actually, I didn’t want to tell you, but since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully—the truth is that there were aliens last night