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"Please." Wu Yue waved his hand and went to take a bath.

Pan Yuxin was left stunned, what the hell is so generous?

Did you really get the money?

Puppet Zombie: May I ask if my stingy roommate suddenly generously treats me to dinner? Is there any conspiracy? The point is that he even added a five-yuan chicken drumstick to me!Five dollars!I have a bad feeling, wait online, hurry.

Comment 1: Could it be that you are in love?

Comment 2: Momo, the corpse is so hungry.

yoyo: Five yuan!It's really doubtful →_→

Blank: Can a chicken leg be bought? [Touch chin]

……

Lying on the bed at night, the good man habitually plays with his mobile phone for a while. After all, he has added it to his junior's Weibo. You have to read the messages he has sent before to understand your junior better.

And this Weibo was spotted by Wu Yue from the corner of his eye when he was sitting next to Zhao Shang.

Wu Yue spends most of his time on Moments. Weibo was just a follow-up application when it was popular before, so this Weibo has very few followers and fans. It looks like a zombie fan. Wu Yue doesn't have to worry about being recognized. who came out.

Zhao Shang's name is also very interesting and easy to remember, so it is called investment promotion.

For those who like to play Weibo, Weibo is similar to the function of Moments - it is used to record life, commonly known as Tucao.

Investment invitation: I seem to have seen my cousin and his wife, no wonder they kindly sent me to school, tsk tsk.

Wu Yue glanced at Pan Yuxin, cousin's wife?

Attracting investment: I accidentally injured a senior when I was playing today, Department of History, [touch chin] Doesn’t that mean I know my cousin’s wife?

Wu Yue smiled, dare to say that this kid kissed himself to eat because he wanted to get close to him and know Pan Yuxin.

Investment invitation: The senior is really a good person, not only did he not cheat me, he even took me shopping

Wu Yue said in his heart, he will definitely trick you in the future.

Investment invitation: [Good risk] I was named today, but fortunately there are seniors [Scared]

Wu Yue is very satisfied after scrolling through Weibo. Recently, the topics of his juniors are all about himself.

"Damn it, Wu Yue, don't you want to laugh like an idiot in the middle of the night?" Pan Yuxin threw a pillow over and sneered in the middle of the night, was he trying to scare someone to death?

"Hmph, it's so fierce, no one will want it." Wu Yue threw the pillow back again.

"I want someone else's share of your size!" Pan Yuxin expressed his dissatisfaction, "A pervert with a poisonous tongue like you is a lonely life."

So in the middle of the night, the two people who refused to give in to each other played a game of throwing pillows at each other.

Thin pajamas, drenched in the rain in the morning, and messing around in the cold and windy night, the consequences can be imagined.

Neither must have been able to get out of bed the next morning, and were seriously ill.

[-]. Huanhuan

Pan Yuxin, who was dizzy, was awakened by the urge to urinate, and when he got out of bed according to the feeling, his head tightened, and he stepped on the air and rolled down, not to mention a big bump on his head, and his hand was rubbed hard by the desk Come down, directly off the layer of skin.

Sizzling, so spicy.

After being so painful that he woke up for a while, his head started to hurt again. First he felt the pain from the outside, and then he felt the pain from the inside.

After stumbling into the toilet and coming back, he was unable to climb back onto the bed, his head was beating over and over again, Pan Yuxin finally sat on the floor and curled up into a ball, weakly calling for help.

Wu Yue, who was also dizzy, was in better condition than Pan Yuxin. He also got out of bed when he heard the voice, and saw Pan Yuxin locked by the table flushed, as if he was drunk.

Wu Yue touched his forehead, it was very hot, then touched his own forehead, come on, it was also hot.

No one can save anyone.

"Help, no matter who it is, come to the 419 gang to collect the corpses." Wu Yue pressed the person who called recently, without looking at who it was, and said this in a hoarse voice.

He himself was dizzy too, and there was no class today, if no one came to see them, they would just faint to death in the dormitory.

It was kid Zhao Shang who answered the phone. He knew something had happened when he heard the senior's obviously uncomfortable voice, and hurried to the postgraduate dormitory.

"Senior, senior." Zhao Shang knocked on the door anxiously, but no one agreed. Of course, it woke up several people in the dormitory next door early in the morning.

"Hey, what are you knocking so hard that people can't sleep." A boy with messy hair poked his head out.

"Looking for Yuxin or Wu Yue, they haven't figured it out yet." Another head poked out from another dormitory.

"Senior, he...he said he was not feeling well, and then I received a call from him asking for help." Zhao Shang was incoherent in anxiety, "I knocked for a long time, but no one answered, and the phone didn't answer."

"Hey, today isn't April Fool's Day... No, April Fool's Day will have to wait until next year." A boy plucked his hair and came to knock on the door, "A Yue Xiao Yue Yue squeaked alive"

Seeing no movement for a long time, they also knew that something was wrong.

"Could it be that both of them fainted inside?" A boy guessed.

"Senior, open the door." Zhao Shang was furious, why both of them had an accident.

"Ask the housekeeper for a key," one person suggested.

"It's locked inside, you need a key for something." Another person retorted.

Just when they were about to break in, the door of the dormitory opened, and Wu Yue who opened the door fell forward in a daze, and fell directly into the arms of Zhao Shang who was closest to the door.

"There's another one inside." Wu Yue weakly pointed into the room.

"Hurry up, take them to the hospital." Seeing that both of them had fainted, several boys hurriedly carried them to the school hospital.

Zhao Shang must report the fact that his cousin's wife fainted in the dormitory.

So when Pan Yuxin woke up from tossing and turning, he found Jiang Huan with a dark face sitting beside the bed.

Jiang Huan first poured him a glass of water, helped him up, watched him drink it, and then sat aside with a cold face and did not speak.

"Brother~" Pan Yuxin tugged at his clothes, blinked, trying to be cute.

Jiang Huanzheng was so angry that he didn't listen to his tricks at all: "How old are you? You can't even take care of yourself! You..."

Before he finished speaking, Pan Yuxin threw half of his body on top of him, babbling: "Hey, what are you talking about, your head hurts."

Come on, it's me who is distressed now, Jiang Huan reached out to help him massage his temples.

Rather than being angry at the child for not taking good care of me, it is better to say that I am angry at myself. Now that someone has an accident by my side, I can't rush to him immediately, let alone the two years when I was away.

"It's better." Jiang Huanfang softened his voice.

"I think there's a villain knocking with a small hammer inside, ahhh." Pan Yuxin gestured with his hands, with a ferocious expression on his face.

Jiang Huan couldn't help but smile bitterly, what time is it, it's even more funny

"I'll take you home after hanging the needle." Jiang Huan rubbed his head, "Your roommate is next door, and I asked Zhao Shang to stay and take care of him."

"what"

Since then, Pan Yuxin and Wu Yue have become the jokes of the entire postgraduate dormitory—suffering brothers and sisters who get together even when they are sick.

Jiang Huan took Pan Yuxin home, and then sent Zhao Shang to take care of Wu Yue, otherwise the two sick cats didn't know what kind of moth they could make.

The Pan family's parents hadn't come back from their trip, and Pan Yuxin didn't dare to tell them, for fear that they might be worried, so Jiang Huan took the title of "brother" and asked him for two days off. In addition to weekends, Pan Yuxin could spend a lot of time at home. On a short holiday.

"Drink more water, and cook some porridge for you tonight." Jiang Huan touched Pan Yuxin's still flushed face, "Go to sleep."

"Will you not want me if you become stupid?" Pan Yuxin blinked his big moist eyes.

"Of course." Jiang Huan replied, "I'm not smart in the first place, but if I continue to be stupid, it's okay?"

Pan Yuxin: "..." Shit!I don't even want to think for a second, what about true love?

"Hmph, why do you want to eat porridge? I clearly saw beef in the refrigerator!" Pan Yuxin deliberately pretended to be coquettish, meaning that he wanted to eat meat!

"Sight." Jiang Huan praised, "How do you know I'm eating steak tonight?"

"Really?" Pan Yuxin drooled, not looking sick at all.

"I can allow you to watch me eat." Jiang Huan forced him to tuck him into the bed, and the meaning was obvious - go to sleep.

Pan Yuxin: "..." What about taking care of the patients? This is obviously abuse, right?

"Don't pout." Jiang Huan squeezed his mouth, "If you don't sleep, you won't even have porridge tonight."

This is a threat, right?Pan Yuxin snorted coldly and closed his eyes silently. This is not a compromise!He comforted himself like this in his heart, and when he recovered from his illness, he would definitely fight to the death with you. It sounds great to overthrow the tyrant's rule!

When Pan Yuxin woke up again, the smell of vegetables was already coming from the kitchen, he was sweating a little after sleeping, and he was a little more energetic.

Searching for the scent, Pan Yuxin wandered to the kitchen door for a squat.

After sleeping for too long, I was a little hungry, someone touched my belly.

And Jiang Huan, who was going out with the dishes, happened to see this scene, so he also touched someone's belly.

"Yes, there is meat." Jiang Huan nodded.

Pan Yuxin: "..." If you have meat, you, uncle, are already hungry! "No!" Someone said stiffly.

Dinner was multi-grain porridge with some light side dishes as Jiang Huan said during the day. Fortunately, Jiang Huan didn't really let Pan Yuxin watch him eat steak, otherwise Pan Yuxin would definitely go crazy.

"Does your head still hurt?" Jiang Huan asked.

"It doesn't hurt, but I'm still a little dizzy." Pan Yuxin said.

"I'll take a shower after dinner and go to bed early. I think I'll be fine tomorrow."

Just when Pan Yuxin was thankful that he didn't have to wash the dishes when he was sick, Jiang Huan added, "I will help you wash the dishes for the next two days, and when you recover from illness, you can use the general cleaning to pay off the debt."

Pan Yuxin: "...ah, I feel like I've been sick all my life."