I broke the male god

Subject: I drank coffee today and got foam on my mouth. My friend wiped it off with my fingers, but we are both men!Is this normal?Wait online!

Floor 25: Thank you for the invitation.Lips are facial organs with sexual implications, and a man touching your lips unconsciously means that he has a strong desire for you.Congratulations to the subject, whether you are being pressured or pressured by others, remember to wear a condom [smile]

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"Fuck!" Su Cheng slapped his phone on the desk angrily, "Fuck his sister's Zhihu, fuck his sister's wearing a condom!"

Xiao Liu, who is sitting next to him, said bitterly that his colleague has become more and more irritable recently, and he wants to change seats...

At this moment, Koukou suddenly jumped up, it was a strange avatar, huh?Little Joe?Is there such a person?

Su Cheng opened it hesitantly, only to see that the other party sent a cute emoji first, and then said: Orange sama!Remember to go to the channel on time for tonight’s gramophone program~ I’ve already sent your email the program outline, okay~~

It was only then that Su Cheng remembered that he had accepted this radio program more than half a month ago, but during this time there were too many bad things on his mind, so he forgot about it.

Orange Jam: Mmm, yes~ I will be there on time~~

Su Cheng downloaded the document sent by Xiao Qiao, read a few lines, and learned that it was probably the process of the host interview at the beginning and the singing later.

He also took a quick glance at the outline of the question. At the beginning, there were some very formulaic questions, such as "What is the opportunity for you to enter the singing circle", "The thing that fans have done that moved you the most", etc... But looking further down, it seems to be going in a strange direction—"When did you first meet Mo God", "What do you like most about Mo God", "What do you hate most about Mo God", "If you were to compare the Mo God to an animal, which animal would you choose?"

After reading these questions, Su Cheng had a big "stunned" on his face?Isn't this one hundred questions about compatibility? !

This kind of question should be asked to couples, why ask him this single dog?

No!The point is...why all the questions are related to Mo God!

Orange Jam: Well... Hello, Xiao Qiao, I read the outline of the question, and there are some things I don't understand... That's... why are the following questions all about Mo Shen?

Xiao Qiao: Hey, didn't the planner tell you?Mo Shen will also participate in tonight's radio show~

Orange Jam: (⊙口⊙) What!

Xiao Qiao: Orange sama, have you forgotten what you said back then?

Orange Jam: What did I... say?

Xiao Qiao: When you were on the show, you heard that Emperor Yao and Qixi were also guests, so you said, their CP show love, you are so pitiful eating dog food by yourself, and then we plan to help You invited God Mo to participate together, how is it, isn’t it very considerate~(*^▽^*)~

Su Cheng almost spat out a mouthful of old blood...

Happy - your uncle!

Xiao Qiao: At first we wanted to find Zhe Yejun, but we felt that you and Zhe Yejun had been together for a long time and were afraid of the audience's aesthetic fatigue. It happened that during that time you cooperated with Mo Shen and circled a small part of the Mocheng Party. We think you He and Moshen's CP was unexpectedly emotional, so he immediately went to Moshen, but Moshen didn't agree at that time, and said that he didn't like to participate in the talk show. Until the day before yesterday, the planner did not give up and asked again. Agreed, although I don't know why he suddenly changed his mind, but you won't be alone tonight, Orange sama, you can also show your affection to your heart's content~

Su Cheng felt that he was about to have a heart attack: Show affection with God Mo?

——Show a jb!

Orange Jam: If, I said not tonight...would you...kill me?

Xiao Qiao: Oh heh heh heh heh, sama, stop making trouble. If sama doesn't participate tonight, I will hang my body in front of sama's house tomorrow [serious face]

Orange Jam: Cough...I'm just...open, just kidding...

Xiao Qiao: Oh hehehehehe~~~sama is so humorous

After logging off the line, Su Cheng wanted to cry but had no tears—Ma Ma, help me, the plan is all the devil!devil! ! !

Xiao Liu, who was seated next to him, said that his colleague would cry and drop his phone for a while, so pia, no, I must change seats!

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At eight o'clock in the evening, Su Cheng turned on YY, entered the phonograph radio channel, glanced at the number of people online, and almost quit in fright—I'm sorry, there are more than 2 people... It's not a concert!These little rascals... are they all fucking here to watch the Spring Festival Gala!

The host is still talking about the warm-up speech, and the public screen has been refreshed at a dizzying speed:

Ahhhhhhh I finally squeezed in!

The blue sky above Yaoxi Party's head!

Mocheng is recommended for a lifetime!

Emperor Yao, I proclaim you!

But please, Sleep Creek Beauty!

Mo Shen actually participated in the talk show, in his lifetime!

Little Orange is high!

Bone Boy: "Hi everyone, I'm today's host, Bone Boy, the show is about to start, everyone, please be patient... Hey, please slow down, my screen is stuck, I have to limit the speed Oh! Also, why is no one praising me? If I don’t praise me, I won’t invite guests out~”

Public screen:

23333 Bone big and arrogant

Good evening, big bone, big bone

Good boy, quickly invite the guests out!

The final struggle of the over-the-top internet celebrity hhhhh

King Gu hand me over to Emperor Yao!

King Bone, hand over me, Beauty Xi!

Lord Bone, hand me over to me, Mo God!

King Bone, hand over my oranges!

Bone boy: "Ahem, okay, okay, why are you so anxious, do you know that I am also very tired, I want to drink water. (sound of drinking water)...I am the host of all big and small singing parties, even Talk shows invite me to host, alas, there is no way to be popular~”

Public screen:

It's not because you can't sing well

It's not because you can't sing well

It's not because you can't sing well

It's not because you can't sing well

Bone boy: "Do you want to play like this? Okay! You wait! Hey, the field controller, you don't need to bring the guests up, the planners, tell the guests that today's show is cancelled, and tell them to wash up and sleep."

Public screen:

Ahhhh I was wrong!Gu Da sings the best!

Gu Da sings the best!

Gu Da sings the best!

Gu Da sings the best!

Bone boy: "Hey, that's right, since you all praised me for singing well, then I'll sing a song for you!"

Public screen:

Ugly refuse!

Ugly refuse!

Ugly refuse!

Ugly refuse!

Bone boy: "Okay, okay, it's almost time, I won't bother you, field control teacher, bring the guests up."

In a blink of an eye, Su Cheng saw his vest being carried onto the Mai Xu, and at the same time, Emperor Yao, Qixi, and Shen Moran were also on the Mai Xu.

When these four names appeared on Mai Xu together, Gongping went crazy and out of control...

This scene is really spectacular...