I broke the male god

The planners of Gramophone went crazy——

Planning a: Nima, why are there so many people, ah, ah, a lot of people privately poked me and said they couldn't squeeze in at all!

Plan b: Because there are two great gods, Mo Shen and Emperor Yao, guarding the field today!The number of fans must be spectacular...

Planning c: It is said that if you can invite Emperor Yao and Qixi, you have already completed your merits and virtues. Who invited Mo Shen?The recent trend of the Mocheng Party, many of my friends have jumped into the pit, two pairs of popular cps tonight, it’s no wonder the channel doesn’t explode t^t

Planning d: What's the matter with me, I didn't expect Mo Shen to agree!Mo Shen has never participated in talk shows...

Planning e: Then why is he here tonight?

Planning d: Probably... because of love...

Planning a: I accept this reason!

Plan b: Scared the baby to death, I think our channel is about to explode (′╥w╥`)

Planning c: Our channel has not been favored by so many people for a long time, baby is so good!

Planner d: Mo Fang, the four of you are already on the mic, don't talk anymore, I'm going to the front row to watch a show!

Planning a: I'm going to watch it too!

Plan b: The baby is gone too!

Planning c: Hey, how to solve the problem that many people cannot squeeze in? ...hello?anyone here? …………Hold!

Bones boy: "Ahem~ 08:30 Beijing time, welcome to the phonograph channel, our program has officially started, four ladies, please say hello to everyone!"

Emperor Yao: "Hello everyone, I am Emperor Yao."

Public screen:

Ah ah ah ah ah

Good evening Emperor Yao!

Good evening Emperor Yao!

Good evening Emperor Yao!

Husband □□!

□□!Right now!

Hold back and talk, □□!

Lord Zong Gong, please confront me head-on!

Qixi: "Hello! Good evening everyone, I'm Qixi~~"

Public screen:

Miss Xi is so soft and cute

I want to overwhelm the beauty of Xixi, my rivals draw their swords!

But please, Sleep Creek Beauty!

But please, Sleep Creek Beauty!

But please, Sleep Creek Beauty!

Suffice it to say, lie down!Spread your legs!

Bone boy: "Pfft ha ha ha, why did the painting style change from '□□' to 'fuck me' as soon as I came to Ximeiren?"

Qixi: "... big bones, don't point out such things!"

Public screen:

23333 Seek Xiaoqixi's psychological shadow area

Haven't Ximei people's dream of counterattack come true yet?

Xi Meiren's counterattack dream is impossible to come true hhhhhh

Emperor Yao is recognized by Nankeyi Meng as the master of attack, and Ximei wants to counterattack? ?

Bone boy: "Hahaha I feel sorry for Xiao Qixi for a second! Next, we will invite our other big master Gongmo God to say hello to everyone!"

Shen Moran: "Good evening, I am Shen Moran, very happy to participate in this radio program, I hope you all have a good time tonight.

Public screen:

2333 Veteran cadre style came out again, help me, I found it so cute unexpectedly! !

Did you learn such an official opening line from the Spring Festival Gala hahaha!I just like Mo Shen's serious look!Hit me cute~

I'm sorry my husband is acting stupid again, I'll take him home right away

Husband comes home with me! !乀(ˉeˉ乀)

Enough is enough, I can't see you little rascals talking like husbands and husbands, you are not reserved at all! ...Are you saying that I scolded you right, my husband?

Ponzu Jam: "Yo~~ Mina-san! Good evening!"

Public screen:

Good evening, little orange!

Ahhhh orange kawaii!

Aunt Orange Sama washes the railway! !

Chengzi's voice is still so energetic, every time I hear Chengzi speak, my mood gets better!

Upstairs!I like the vibrant sound of oranges the most!

Little Chengzi, I'll just ask when will you marry me!

Orange sama game high!

Bone boy: "Wait a minute, I know kawaii, but what does that aunt mean by washing the railway? I, an old man, can't keep up with your trends."

Public screen:

I love you

i love you

It means I love you

It is the empty ear of "爱してる" in Japanese!

Bones: "soga! It feels like the orange is getting bigger, and the whole channel is full of Japanese style, is there any reason?"

Orange Jam: "That's why I always feel that I have a different style of painting from the other three... Please don't dislike me~"

Shen Moran: "Why do I dislike you, I think it's cute."

Public screen:

Fuck the strength to abuse the dog!

What!Have you started the dog abuse session yet?Get my dog ​​food here!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoa!

Help! Show me a face!

Su Cheng was also startled by Shen Moran's sudden words, and hurried to poke him privately——

Orange Jam: God Mo, you, you...don't make fun of me! t^t

Shen Moran replied to him: Are you kidding me?I'm not kidding.

Su Cheng looked at this sentence and was stunned...

After a while, the other party added: I really think you are cute.

Orange Jam: ...There is no need to repeat this kind of thing!

Bones: "It's a great honor to invite four of you to play today. To be honest, you have too many fans. The channel is almost overcrowded! The planning team just told me that many people can't get in, so I've already Girls who come in, don't quit, because once you quit, you may not be able to come in again~"

Public screen:

Can't come in...

Is it because it is too big?

Maybe it's because it's too tight~

You are so dirty, the baby can't understand what you are talking about!

Bone boy: "Cough~ the public screen is poisonous, be elegant and not dirty. Come on, let me ask a serious question, Emperor Yao, have you ever been unable to get in?"

Emperor Yao: "Basically, you have to do a lot of preparation before you can go in."

Bone Cub: "Is that because you are too big or the beauty of Xixi is too tight?"

Emperor Yao: "There are both."

Qixi: "...Ahhhhhh shut up! I'm going to call the police!"

Public screen:

Hahaha beauty of the river is shy

Crooked, unitary zero? Yes!Still the same place!

The host will play 23333 plus chicken legs! !

Su Cheng listened well, so the host is so good at playing!

So he hurriedly went to poke the bone goods boy privately.

Orange Jam: Big bones, please be merciful when you visit me and Moshen for a while〒_〒

Bone boy: Don't worry~ I'm an upright person, and I will never ask any dirty questions!

Ponzu Jam: I doubt it!

Bone boy: I swear by my integrity!

Orange Jam: Don't Swear by What You Don't Have!

Bones: Well, I’ll try my best~(￣▽￣～)~

Su Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, and heard the host's cheap voice from the earphones: "We Mo fans all know that Mo God never participates in talk shows, why did he agree to participate this time?

Public screen:

Because of love!

Because of love!

Because of love!

Because of love!

Su Cheng rubbed the center of his brows with a headache—Nimma, the public screen is poisonous!

A few seconds later, Shen Moran's unique and charming subwoofer sounded slowly: "It's because of the oranges."

Hearing this answer, Su Cheng trembled and almost poked his eyeball...

Hey, hey...I said Shen Moran...have you drunk fake wine?Something is wrong tonight...

Public screen:

The aloof Mo Shen incarnates as a boy with full love skills!

Strength teases girls, oh no, teases men!

I will give you 101 points for this answer, not afraid of your pride!

Bone boy: "Mo god sama, there are rumors on the Internet that when you and Xiaochengzi first met, Chengzi sent you a short chat. Is this true?"

Orange sauce: "Mistake, it's a mistake!"

Shen Moran: "Well, I was talking to Cheng Zi about the chanting of the war song that night. He was going to send me the dubbing work, but what I received was a panting audio."

Public screen:

Fuck!True Late Night Benefits

Hahahahahaha Late Night Welfare Laughing Piss!

Please share!

Ahhhhhhh I beg for seeds!

Leaving pictures but not planting chrysanthemums will be poked by thousands of people!

Bone boy: "Then do you still keep this part of the panting ink god?"

Su Cheng almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, what the hell kind of problem is this!How could God Mo keep such things!What are you keeping that kind of thing for?Are you using it?Oh, what a joke!

Shen Moran: "Well, I still keep it."

……

Huh?

what?

Am I hallucinating?

Why is the public screen swiping like crazy in an instant...

Su Cheng took a deep breath——

Bone bastard, you big fart. Eyes!Make sure you don't ask weird questions!

No!Don't panic!

The only way now is to...

Quit the channel, then tell them the next day that the connection is not good enough to drop, and then can't squeeze in again.

Well, I'm so smart, this excuse sounds really reasonable..... shit!