Dogs are not as good as pigs

Minister Xie was angry again early in the morning, and was almost late.

Jiang uncivilized (special concern)

8:31

Minister Xie: Don't even think about going home tonight

Manager Jiang:???

As for what happened this morning, Jiang Wenming went to work early in the morning, while Xie Mingsheng was still eating breakfast leisurely. After breakfast, he saw his trousers hanging on the balcony being hooked by a hanger, and he couldn’t stand the smoothness of the iron railing and turned to the right. On the contrary, at that critical moment, Xie Mingsheng rushed over to stop him, but he was a step too late, and his pants had already fallen off.

It's his own pants.

Fell to the downstairs balcony.

The head of the downstairs household is a woman.

Who messes with the clothes hanger!

Xie Mingsheng tried to fish it up with a hanger, praying in his heart that the head of the household hadn't woken up yet, and his pants fell on a pot of green radishes on the balcony downstairs. Because the hanger was not long enough, he couldn't get it up. Come persistent.Suddenly the clothes hanger was lost, and with a bang, the clothes hanger also fell, and the female head of the household must have woken up.

Wouldn't it be nice to know that it would be nice to go down and grab him? You should be glad that you didn't lose your underwear.

Xie Mingsheng knocked on the door several times in a row but no one opened it. Did he not wake up yet? The door suddenly opened when he was about to shout.The young female head of the household was still wearing a nightgown, yawning, and looked a little angry. After all, who wants to fall asleep and be woken up!

Xie Mingsheng: "Hey, excuse me, our pants fell on your balcony, can you let me go in and get them?"

Female head of household: "This?"

The female head of the household went to the balcony and took out his pants, Xie Mingsheng was going to thank him.

Xie Mingsheng: "Yes, thank you"

Xie Mingsheng took a closer look and found that he was a friend of the handsome guy upstairs, so he smiled meaningfully.

Female head of household: "Wait a minute, what's the name of that friend of yours?"

Xie Mingsheng: "What friend?"

Female head of household: "The one who lives with you"

Xie Mingsheng: "His name is Jiang Wenming"

Xie Mingsheng was forcing her to ask what she was doing with a dazed expression, when she heard her say it again.

The female head of household: "Okay, you tell him to have dinner with me at night, and I will return the pants to you after the meal." Jiang Wenming... such a nasty name, forget it, anyway, just look good. "

Xie Mingsheng: "Huh?"

Xie Mingsheng: "He came back very late at night, he didn't have time"

Female head of household: "I don't care, you are friends, there must be a solution, right?"

Xie Mingsheng: "It's useless for me to say that, the pants are mine"

Female head of household: "Oh~ I won't give it if you don't ask"

Xie Mingsheng: "Sister, you can go ask him out by yourself"

The female head of the household: "Who are you talking about as the eldest sister? That's it. If you don't call me, I won't return it!"

Pong, the other party closes the door by himself, and there is no room for him to refuse.

Xie Mingsheng: "Who is it?"

Xie Mingsheng, who was hurt, was almost late for work and didn't get his pants back. When he went to the company, he had written "Strange people not to approach" all over his body.

The more you think, the more angry you are!

Minister Xie also inadvertently slapped the table hard, and Sister Li who happened to be passing by was startled

Minister Xie: "Sister Li, don't you want the keyboard?"

Minister Xie noticed the useless keyboard in Sister Li's hands, and the company's computers were almost four years old, the overtime pay was not much, and the equipment was old and would not be replaced with new ones. It was difficult.

Sister Li: "Well, yes"

Minister Xie: "Can you give it to me?"

Sister Li: "Here, why do you want to come?"

Xiao Zhang: "Oh~ Lao Xie, did you kneel down and break the keyboard at home, and want to recycle the company's keyboard..."

Minister Xie: "No, he lacks a keyboard to kneel"

Xiao Zi was distracted by them as she was typing on the keyboard beside her.

Xiao Zi: "Wow, my sister-in-law is so strict with her husband?"

Minister Xie: He has to be today

Xie Mingsheng sneered.

For a while, the colleagues gathered together to joke. The news that Xiao Xie had a date had already spread in the tea room. I feel sorry for some single women in the company. She looks ten years younger and looks pretty good too!There are also girls who fall for him!

While gossiping and working, Manager Jiang began to curse again.But the danger approached quietly, which made him feel shabby.

After get off work at night, as expected, Xie Mingsheng immediately locked the door when he came back.When Jiang Wenming was blocked from the door, he looked confused. Was he serious when he said in the morning that he was not allowed to go home?

Alright, Manager Jiang has to start rationalizing his thoughts, because he focused on his work in the morning and didn't think too much. Anyway, this time it's a quarrel... right?The storm came too suddenly, is this the compulsory road for couples?

According to the message on WeChat in the morning, it should have happened after Manager Jiang went to work.Jiang Wenming thought, put ginger in the noodles in the morning? Don’t you like drinking milk for breakfast? Did you work late last night and disturb your wife’s sleep?there is only one truth!Just ask him.

Sure enough, Minister Xie said directly, you go find the woman downstairs, or you will die if you don't put your pants back!Then I hung up the phone.Minister Xie hung up the phone angrily. This was the first time in history that he was angry with someone younger than him!

Two hours later, Xie Mingsheng had just finished his meal and was about to take a shower. When he found that the person was no longer at the door, he immediately became angry. He really must be looking for that woman!It really bothers me!You said you loved me before, hetui

Xie Mingsheng wanted to smash things angrily, but fortunately Jiang Wenming jumped out in time and held his hand behind him, but Xie Mingsheng was frightened.

Xie Mingsheng: "Ah! How did you come in?"

This is probably not a supernatural novel.

Jiang Wenming: "The Balcony"

Xie Mingsheng: "Get out" is so courageous!Learned to climb in from the balcony on the second floor?You really went to find that woman, right?Two hours left!

Jiang Wenming: "...the pants are back"

Jiang Wenming hung his pants with one hand and held him with the other.

Xie Mingsheng: "I don't want it anymore, you let go"

Xie Mingsheng saw that Jiang Wenming and his pants came back safe and sound, with a look of disbelief that he had done nothing, and there was still a faint smell of perfume on his body. He was even more angry than before, and he might explode in the next second.

Jiang Wenming: "I'm still angry."

Xie Mingsheng: "Otherwise?"

Xie Mingsheng replied coldly.

Jiang Wenming: "I didn't do anything with that woman."

Jiang Wenming: "She rubbed the clothes on me by herself, and I took them off"

Jiang Wenming said seriously, took off his coat, and all the light in his eyes fell on him alone.

...still a little angry ah ah ah ah

Xie Mingsheng's eyesight was much better than just now, he turned around and went to the room to take it, threw Sister Xiangli's keyboard on the ground today, pointed to the keyboard and said:

Xie Mingsheng: "Then kneel down and reflect on yourself."

Hehehe, I won't forgive you so easily!

Jiang Wenming: "...Okay, whatever my daughter-in-law says"

Jiang Wenming said in his heart: The dog is beeping, don't let me know who spoiled my little cutie.

Xie Mingsheng: "Who is your wife, kneel down for me!"

Jiang Wenming knelt down without hesitation. After all, he was also at fault first, and coaxing his wife is the big deal.When I catch that little bastard who taught my daughter-in-law badly, she won't be able to eat and walk around.

Xiao Zi: Ah!

Men and women who are in love are the same, they both have the same thoughts, but they are different, they are married after sleeping, the kind without a marriage certificate.

Seeing Xie Mingsheng coming out of the shower, Jiang Wenming immediately stood up and hugged him from behind, with his head hanging by his ear, and apologized in a coquettish voice

Jiang Wenming: "Ah Sheng, I'm done reflecting"

Xie Mingsheng: "...wrong...what's wrong?" Xie Mingsheng stuttered a bit when he called him that.

Jiang Wenming: "The mistake is not to hang clothes seriously"

Xie Mingsheng: "What else?"

Jiang Wenming: "Also...you shouldn't recruit peach blossoms indiscriminately"

Xie Mingsheng: "Uh...uh"

Jiang Wenming didn't listen to him continue, turned around and hugged him tightly, kissing him from forehead to neck all the way to Xie Mingsheng's room.

This is the rhythm of eating people.

Xie Mingsheng: "I haven't finished yet!"

Jiang Wenming threw Xie Mingsheng on the bed to kiss him, but it took a lot of effort for the old Xie to turn over and sit on Jiang Wenming's lap. Because he had just taken a shower, Xie Mingsheng looked very special tempting.

Xie Mingsheng: "Say, have you added him on WeChat? Have you had dinner with him? Have you all done it!?"

I really have to take off my pants to check.

Jiang Wenming: "Pfft...not at all, why are you jealous?" I should say man, are you playing with fire? Jiang idiot said that his daughter-in-law is so cute even if she is jealous, so how could he regain his family status in the future.

Xie Mingsheng: "Then she is so good-looking and you are so unattractive"

Xie Mingsheng said confidently that although he knew that Jiang Wenming was not that kind of person, he was very angry just now.

Jiang Wenming: "You are much prettier than her"

Really, Manager Jiang thinks Xie Mingsheng is very cute (he is already very cute, okay?)

Xie Mingsheng actually looks much younger than his actual age, especially when he smiles, he really has the temperament of a big boy, with shallow dimples and super soft hair.

Xie Mingsheng: "Who gets jealous, I'm just curious!" I don't have me, I don't have me, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen.

Jiang Wenming: "I was talking about you to her, but in the end she was moved by our love and returned my pants."

Jiang Wenming continued to explain.

Xie Mingsheng: "You think I'm stupid"

Jiang Wenming: "Aren't you stupid? You're all on fire"

Xie Mingsheng: "You...you, you have to go to work tomorrow..."

Jiang Wenming: "Just once... soon, good boy."

……sheet!

In fact, Jiang Wenming chatted with the female head of the household for an hour about how good he was, and mercilessly mocked the single dog for fussing. Then the female head of the household was moved (cursed) and cried, but in the end he borrowed the ladder Just climbed the stairs into the house.

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