Dogs are not as good as pigs

The busy noise spread from the tea room to the director's office, and the two of them were chatting quietly...

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Xiao Chen: "Director, there is news over there, we have to" dig some treasures"

As soon as Xiao Chen got the news from above, he rushed to tell the director.

Director: "What about the other side?"

Xiao Chen: "Let us continue to lurk"

Director: "This is the rhythm that requires us to fend for ourselves"

The director talked lightly while drinking coffee to comfort Xiao Chen, there was no way, this subordinate was really timid, I really don't know how he got along with the director until now.

Xiao Chen: "Then...then what should I do?"

Director: "What else can I do, work hard!

Although I was responsible for the implementation of the company's previous projects, but this time there is a strong opponent. Not only is it strong enough, but it also has so many resources. The board of directors also values ​​him very much.

So what if the director wants to look good?Not as good as our little Chen, this kind of person will definitely not have a girlfriend in the future.

It's time for Xiao Chen to be promoted. Let him participate in this research and development because of the work sent there, and secondly, it's not to train him (never to order him).Therefore, Xiao Chen has been very busy recently. He is very tired and has to participate in the research and development of the project in order to achieve performance.

As soon as I entered the door of the R&D department, I felt the lifeless inside, everyone bowed their heads and worked in silence, the atmosphere was very depressing, and Manager Jiang's office was even more of a lifeless place.

What are you angry about?

Xiao Chen: "What's the matter, is this, your Manager Jiang...?"

Xiao Chen held the inspection report and looked at Xiao Zhang with a dazed face and asked

Xiao Zhang: "Anyway, be careful when you go in."

Xiao Zhang didn't want to say more, and looked at him embarrassingly.

Half a month's salary is gone like this, can you not be embarrassed?

Xiao Chen: "...Huh?"

Carefully knocked on the door.

Manager Jiang: "Come in"

Xiao Chen: "The manager, the report is down"

Xiao Chen put down the report nervously, for fear that he would suddenly open his mouth to scold him, because out of ten out of ten who entered his office, nine were scolded, and one scolded him to death. The woman couldn't bear it, let alone Xiao Chen, a coward.

Manager Jiang: "Keep your voice down, let it go, get out."

When Xiao Chen was about to leave, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Minister Xie lying sideways on the sofa... His mouth and neck seemed to be injured... right? Manager Jiang gave Xiao Chen a look, and Xiao Chen ran out in fright.

The unprecedented Manager Jiang hasn't shown any good looks to others for so long!calm!This is normal.

Then why is Minister Xie lying in there?

It won't be... it won't be a murder scene... right?

Will I be murdered?

Xiao Chen comforted himself: failure.

Xiao Chen: "Xiao Zhang, what... what's wrong?"

Xiao Chen is still in shock, so he must report this matter to the director.

Xiao Zhang pointed to his mobile phone and signaled him to speak in the group.

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Xiao Zhang: This matter is a bit troublesome. It has to do with my brother's love. Let me make a long story short...

Xiao Zhang: The thing is like this, this morning our minister, our family Xiao Xie, came to the office early in the morning and beat up Manager Jiang, and then Manager Jiang got angry... I heard it was because of Xiao Xie's date thing

Xiao Zhang chattered and said in the group, good guy, everyone in the group knew about it, and some people expressed their opinions.

Xiao Zhang: Although there was not much movement at the time, we all heard that Xiao Xie sprained his ankle and hurt his waist. He is still detained by Manager Jiang. He said it was a love triangle. Jiang Wenming went to pick up Xiao Xie's woman in our family. A woman who steals a brother, I look down on this kind of person the most

Xiao Hu: That is, we have seen the relationship between Minister Xie and Manager Jiang, but we didn’t expect him to rob Minister Xie’s wife

Xiao Zhang: This person surnamed Jiang is really not a thing. He knows that our little Xie is easy to bully

Xiao Zi: No, I believe Manager Jiang is not such a person!

Xiao Zhao: Agreed. Didn’t you notice the red marks on their necks? Maybe that woman’s feet are in two boats?

Xiao Chen: I saw Minister Xie lying on the sofa in Manager Jiang's office...

Xiaoli: Don't talk about it, the leader will check later, and if we find that we are playing with our mobile phones, it will be over

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In fact, the real situation is this:

When Xie Mingsheng woke up in the morning, his waist felt like it was no longer his own. He still had a few mouthfuls of strawberries on his body. He looked at the bed and knew that Jiang Wenming would have to sleep on the floor tonight.

Minister Xie: "Asshole...it hurts!"

Xie Mingsheng buried his face in the quilt and cursed angrily.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, I walked to the living room with difficulty, read the note and breakfast left by Jiang Wenming, "Eat breakfast obediently, if you really can't do it, don't go to the company, and your salary will not be deducted."

Minister Xie: "Pay back the wages!"

Ah, another day of holding back the table.

Finally came to the company again...

When I went upstairs, I was educated by the passing leaders. Minister Xie was even more angry. When he arrived at Jiang Wenming's office, he kicked the door and entered. After kicking, he helped his waist in embarrassment. This jio was scary.

Minister Xie: "Jiang Wenming...!"

Manager Jiang: "Why did you come to the company?"

Seeing his wife in such a mess, Manager Jiang really wanted to beat himself up, so he hurried forward to help him.

Maybe Mother Jiang really gave birth to a beast.

Xie Mingsheng: "Don't touch me!"

Xie Mingsheng wanted to push him away, but his waist allowed him, so he kicked him. After being dodged by Jiang Wenming, Xie Mingsheng pulled him backwards. Because he was on the sofa, the painting on the wall was smashed down. There was a sound of glass breaking, but Xie Mingsheng and Jiang Wenming didn't care. Colleagues outside the door heard such a loud sound, so of course they had to come and take a look, so they started leaning against the door to listen to the corner.The two twisted together, Xie Mingsheng was squeezed into the corner, his right foot was against Jiang Wenming's crotch, and although Jiang Wenming's left hand was captured, it didn't affect his right hand ready to beat him at all. Jiang Wenming's defensive kick interrupted his urge, but he managed well enough to not hurt him, but a pretentious punch scared him.

Manager Jiang: "Hey, I won't hit you, get up"

But what I hear outside is: you can't beat me, get out

Xie Mingsheng refused to admit defeat, and took advantage of Jiang Wenming to pick him up and bit him on the neck

Fortunately, it bit the shoulder below the neck, otherwise Manager Jiang would have died

Manager Jiang: "Tsk..."

Xie Mingsheng, who had succeeded in revenge, was a little happy. The retribution was that when he pushed Jiang Wenming away, he sprained his feet and fell down.

Minister Xie: "Ah!"

There was another scream, and the colleagues outside listening to the corner were heartbroken. Although they didn't know what happened, they could guess the general idea.

Jiang Wenming picked him up in displeasure and put him on the sofa, looking at his misty eyes and sulking unbearably.

Minister Xie: "Woo..."

Xie Mingsheng looked at him with red eyes, so angry!

Manager Jiang: "Sit down"

Jiang Wenming looked at his foot to make sure it was just twisted and swollen.

Manager Jiang: "I twisted my foot, what else is uncomfortable?"

What I heard outside was: I'm not responsible for twisting my foot and any injuries

Minister Xie: "My back hurts..."

Seeing that he still knows how to care about himself, he stopped fighting... definitely not because he couldn't beat him!

Manager Jiang: "Didn't you ask for leave for you? You still come when you know it hurts."

Minister Xie: "I'm a scumbag!" Minister Xie glared at him

What's heard outside is: Bah, bastard

Manager Jiang: "...what's wrong with me?"

Jiang Wenming is also very angry.Last night, Ah Sheng had to come to work in the middle of the night, so it’s fine to hit me when you’re angry, and you still don’t know if your breakfast is good, I’m so used to you!

Outside: what am I doing wrong?

Manager Jiang: "...What did I do wrong again..."

Outside: How can I not love her enough?!

Minister Xie, "How dare you say that, liar!" Xie Mingsheng blushed and turned his face away and said fiercely!

Outside: How dare you say that you don't know what you did to her?

Manager Jiang: "..." Suddenly remembering what he said last night, Jiang Wenming immediately admitted his mistake

Manager Jiang: "I swear there will never be a next time, but Ah Sheng was so good last night, I couldn't help asking for more." Jiang Wenming watched him treat each other honestly and told the truth, no way, his wife is too cute.

In the final analysis, I still blame myself for my lack of self-control. Manager Jiang thought: I am a beast, and it has nothing to do with my mother.

Outside: I absolutely love her, she is so good, just let me

Minister Xie: "Get out!" I'm not good!

Xie Mingsheng buried his face on the pillow of the sofa again, mourning and complaining.Xie Mingsheng, Xie Mingsheng, fight for yourself, okay, why don't you blush all the time?

Outside: Get out, you don't deserve it

The walls are hard to guard against. When they heard this, they started to have a heated discussion. Because everyone listens differently, there are many versions of the story.

This door is also very powerful. If it is said that it is not well soundproofed, you can still hear a little bit, but if it is said that it is well soundproofed, you can still hear a little bit wrong.

Taking advantage of his wife's shyness, Manager Jiang took out the medicine box from the bookcase in the office and prepared to prescribe medicine for Xie Mingsheng.

Manager Jiang: "Don't move around, do you still want your feet?"

Minister Xie: "Believe it or not, I will sue you for domestic violence!" Of course I want it!

Jiang Wenming knelt on one knee, lifted up the corner of his trousers, applied the medicine on his fingers, and gently rubbed his anklet.

Manager Jiang: "Come here"

Minister Xie: "You know the law and break the law, do you know?" I don't want it, I don't want it!

Manager Jiang: "This will take a while to take effect"

Minister Xie: "You will have to pay criminal responsibility!" I know

Like, when did it start?Jiang Wenming was very serious about everything he did, Minister Xie was a little depressed, he didn't want to see him feel sorry for him...

Manager Jiang: "Does it still hurt?"

Minister Xie: "...it doesn't hurt"

Manager Jiang: "If my waist still hurts, I'll go buy medicine."

Minister Xie: "It's okay, I wiped it once in the morning"

Manager Jiang: "Is the breakfast delicious?"

Minister Xie: "...I dare to come here immediately after eating some"

Manager Jiang: "It's not good to eat breakfast, do you still want to eat it now? I'll go buy it"

Minister Xie: "No, I'm going to work"

Manager Jiang: "How do you go out like this, sleep here for a while"

Minister Xie: "No"

Manager Jiang: "Be obedient" last night he was tossing until midnight

Minister Xie: "Oh..."

You can't fight but you can't talk. What do you think Minister Xie can do?

Manager Jiang kissed his forehead lightly, covered him with his clothes, opened the office door and said: "Group chat during working hours, half a month's salary will be deducted."

I heard the gossip outside the door a long time ago, if it weren't for the more important daughter-in-law, I would have already

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I see who dares to disturb my daughter-in-law's sleep.

In this way, the story about Manager Jiang robbing Minister Xie's woman and Minister Xie teaching the bastard (because this version is very popular) spread.

Author gossip:

Writing while carding, I used to be slow in coding, but now it is even slower