Dogs are not as good as pigs

The "Sand Sculpture Duck" project is a professional social software, which is different from Laoxun OO and WW. We all know that the robots in OO are outstanding, and the scam information in WW is one of a kind. View requirements, so we developed this sand sculpture duck, that is, Yaya, to realize the desire and ideal of social interaction for the general public and contemporary stinking young people and post-00s and people with social phobias. It is a social software that is safe, dignified, convenient and does not need to charge VIP (only buy) for violently spreading positive energy.

Its design philosophy is: treat every user in the most equal way, and respect every user's request with the most sincere language. (This is just a request from Party A's father)

Secretary: "Now a fidelity prototype has been produced. Party A of the interface logo said that they will design it. It is estimated that it will take about half a year to complete. This year's performance is also gradually increasing."

Chairman: "Okay, let's double the annual salary of all employees this year"

Secretary: "I... I heard correctly, Chairman, I have been working for more than ten years... the first time... the first time the annual salary has doubled..."

It has been half a month since Minister Xie got into a fight, but the fact that Minister Xie was cuckolded by Manager Jiang still hasn't passed.

That's right, Minister Xie is also very helpless. When he woke up, the whole company exploded. Why is Jiang Wenming still cursing people with a blank face??? We are the headlines of the company now!

They were also called by the chairman to have a talk that day, and all wages for this month were deducted. The chairman learned about the situation that day and was supposed to punish Minister Xie. At that time, I still said with heartache: "Xiao Xie, I see that you are often late recently, is there any difficulty?"

Chairman: "You still hit your boss today, why are you dissatisfied with the company's rules that you can't fight?"

Chairman: "We're all grown-ups, and we're all colleagues. If there are any conflicts, we can solve them in private. I don't want to see the fight a second time."

Chairman: "Oh"

In everyone's impression, Xie Mingsheng has always been a good employee who follows the rules. The perfect attendance award is a monthly routine, and he is never late for work. The R&D department he leads has always performed well, and he is also very motivated...

Ever since Manager Jiang came... just... got green... don't say it, it's just tears

...probably so

The current situation is that when others see Minister Xie, they comfort him. When they see Manager Jiang who wants to scold him but dare not, they have to whisper bb in the corner. It is not that Minister Xie has not explained.Good guy, but now Manager Jiang is angry, why, because of Xiao Zhang. . .

What does this have to do with Xiao Zhang?

Let's listen to what Manager Jiang said at the time

When Minister Xie woke up in Jiang Wenming's office that day, he found out about his fight through WeChat on his mobile phone. It was the group that Xiao Zhang and the others were discussing at that time. Jiang Wenming didn't join so he didn't see it. Just show him, the result

Manager Jiang: "Are you very familiar with Xiao Zhang?"

Minister Xie: "We joined the company at the same time"

Manager Jiang: "Then how did it become his?"

Minister Xie: "What about him?"

Manager Jiang threw the phone to him, and he didn't see Xiao Zhang's nine-button black lettering "My Lao Xie" there, but he saw the words he scolded Jiang Wenming...

Minister Xie: "...I don't know anything"

Wait, did I sell Xiao Zhang...

Wait, "My old thank you"?

Minister Xie: "That's not the point, okay!"

……

After a long time, Jiang Wenming continued to work. Minister Xie seemed to understand something, and looked at him with a smirk.

Minister Xie: "Are you...jealous?"

Manager Jiang: "Yeah." Really slow.

This... is this so straightforward? !

Minister Xie: "...then... what should I do?" It's over, it's over, the tongue is poisoned!

Manager Jiang: "Go home and do it"

What caught Manager Jiang's eyes was a kitten shyly buried its face in the pillow again.

Minister Xie: "...Huh?"

The little cat stared blankly at him, the flush on his face persisted for a long time.

After returning home, Jiang Wenming took his mobile phone and sent a circle of friends, the content was

"I will bemylover"sforeverpossession."

It roughly means, "I will be my lover's property forever."

That's it.

Author gossip:

To be honest, I don't even know what I wrote.