lick broken rivers and mountains

"'New financial management, zero risk, 10% annualized return...' is really a lie?" Qiankoutian Xiaodian asked with a lollipop in his mouth.

The little brother at the police station replied patiently: "The webpage on your mobile phone should not be an official website, and the e-banking mentioned above is also fake. There are also many victims here who have also been recruited. You can go in and make a record later. Well, it will be your turn soon."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian didn't seem to care: "Oh, fortunately, I was only cheated of 100 million."

The very poor little policeman could only keep an embarrassed but polite smile.

"Oh, this scam organization is too hateful." Qiankoutian Xiaodian sighed sadly: "Shouldn't a top-notch Bai Fumei like me be defrauding both money and sex?"

The little police officer who had turned around and was about to go to work didn't answer, and silently complained in his heart: Is this the original hateful place? ? ?

As he continued to leave, he couldn't help but turn his head and look at the black, long, straight and beautiful boy in front of him again and again, thinking that what he said seemed to be right?

Qiankoutian Xiaodian is not the kind of beauty that is indistinguishable between male and female, she is not a girl, but she is prettier than a girl.The little policeman was afraid that he would be mentally derailed, so he didn't dare to read any more.

Also at the door of the recording room, the young man who had been silent by the side just now seemed to have heard the conversation between the two, and leaned over to Qiankoutian Xiaodian and said: "If you don't care about recovering the money, I have a It’s a good way to introduce it to you.”

Qiankoutian shifted his gaze to this man, and from the look of his aura, he was an ordinary human man.

The man didn't wait for his reply, and continued, "You can curse the liar institutions—for example, curse them to be deceived by even more heinous criminals."

"Curse?" Qiankoutian Xiaodian recovered from the other party's seemingly innocent and cute face, "Isn't that a trick exclusively used by demons?"

"Yes, I happen to have a way to contact the devil here. Although they don't cheat money and sex, be careful of being cheated of your soul." After the man finished speaking, he smiled treacherously.

This kind of little devil's smirk hit Qiankoutian Xiaodian's cuteness, he didn't know if his soul was cheated or not, but his heart was already cheated at that moment.

Then Qiankoutian Xiaodian awakened a strange attribute. He approached the man, held the man's hand with both hands, raised it to his chest, and greeted him sincerely: "Hello, my name is Qiankoutian Xiaodian, and my race is succubus .Although I am only fifteen or sixteen years old on the outside, I am already an adult. If the succubi has never sucked semen, it will always maintain the appearance of a teenager. It is obvious that a beautiful little beauty like me can easily seduce anyone. , the reason why I have been guarding myself like a jade is that I have not met anyone worthy of me. What is your name? I..."

The man withdrew his hand and interrupted: "I'm just an ordinary human being, I'm not worthy even for a succubus like you to know my name."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian continued to analyze the confession sincerely: "Well... the face is cute enough when you smile. As for other things, you are strong enough to win my heart away with a smile! What? ? This beauty has already taken the initiative, but you are not moved?"

"..."

The corner of the man's mouth twitched and he replied: "Then what... normal people would only find it suspicious when they hear people say such things when they meet for the first time."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian: "Although, I am so beautiful, no matter how suspicious I am, I will have wild thoughts, right? Even if I think I have been cheated, I will still miss me, right?"

The deep disdain in the man's eyebrows was no longer concealed: "I think it's not just suspicious, but also perverted and narcissistic."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian: "I don't deny the perversion, after all, succubi are more coquettish; but narcissism is not counted, I'm just stating the facts? Have you ever seen a male who is prettier than me?"

"..." The man didn't answer any more.

He just vomited.

This trick is very effective, Qiankoutian Xiaodian finally did not continue the perverted topic, exclaimed: "Although I also think what I said is disgusting, normal people should only get goosebumps and say 'vomit', not Do you really vomit!?"

The man wiped the corner of his mouth and smiled triumphantly: "Oh, really vomiting can make you shut up."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian's cuteness is really strange, he thinks this kind of smug smile is also very charming, but before he can say the words that make goosebumps, the man continued: "I knew it, whether it is Anyone who is not a human will definitely be so smelled by the vomit that they don't want to speak."

The lollipop in Qiankoutian Xiaodian's mouth has been chewed into sugar residue unconsciously by him. Normally, he can take a bite, but after hearing this, there is a strange feeling in his mouth, like the unclean smell in the air It had already floated into his mouth and stuck to the candy, making him unable to swallow it, almost choking himself.

At this time, a male student with the appearance of a college student came out of the recording room, breaking the awkward atmosphere: "I'm sorry, He Shan. I kept you waiting for so long, and I caused you to skip class with me."

So Qiankoutian Xiaodian got important information: the pronunciation of the name of the person I fell in love with with a smile, although I don't know exactly which word "delete" it is, but it sounds very ordinary; the person should also be a college student, and there is a landmark next to the police station sex university.

He Shan: "It doesn't matter, anyway, it's very difficult for ordinary people to have the opportunity to visit the police station. It's better to say that I came here with you because I wanted to skip class." After speaking, he smiled as if he had succeeded in a trick.

The boy raised his foot and was about to leave, but he was stopped for a moment, and he looked down to see the thing that would be painted with a rainbow mosaic on the screen: "Wow! Who was vomited by the second-hand smoke here?!"

Then Qiankoutian Xiaodian watched helplessly as the object of her crush ran away with other boys.He was so shocked that someone would actually vomit at his superb beauty, so incredible that he never thought that he could try to follow up with a dead face, at least to dig out the key information of the other person's name, who lives and where.Only in this way can the specialty of the succubus - night attack be brought into play.

By the time he obediently finished taking notes, it was already dark.He slowly came back to his senses in the cool night breeze, looked at the university gate in front of him, decided to try his luck, and stayed here every day, maybe the student "He Shan" was a student here.

God has eyes, the next day at noon he came to the school gate to squat, and before he finished eating the second lollipop, the person he wanted to see appeared.

Qiankoutian jumped in front of He Shan excitedly, very happy: "It's great that you are really a student here! I think you can't sleep all night thinking about it!"

Before He Shan could vomit, the victim boy who appeared at the police station yesterday exclaimed, "Ah, you are the beautiful boy dream monster from yesterday! If you were not at the police station and you looked like a minor, I would have struck up a conversation." Ahh! He is not a good person, choose me, choose me!"

There were three or two boys beside him, and upon hearing this, they gathered around and began to recommend themselves.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian's expression immediately became indifferent, and he took out a few pieces of paper from his trouser pocket silently, and handed them one by one, with the words printed uniformly on them: You are a good person.

It is simply an interpretation of "I am not interested in talking to you" with practical actions.

When Qiankoutian took out the paper, a lollipop "accidentally" fell out and landed on the ground.Today, his upper body is a cute and handsome men's sailor suit, with shorts underneath.He moved half a step, found a suitable position, and greeted He Shan with the corner of his trousers: "Won't you help me pick up candy? From this angle, you can see my fat times!"

"..." He Shan: "Don't do this, I'm going to vomit again."

Qiankoutian was a little annoyed, and touched the hem of his trousers suggestively: "Eh? These are the shorts I wore specially to seduce you! They are shorter than a miniskirt."

Beside him, there was an unrepentant person who was jealously glancing at He Shan while seducing the little beauty persistently: "He doesn't like too direct seduction, but I like it! I've already been hooked and you have to be responsible for me!!"

Qiankoutian rolled his eyes at this man: "Heh, other people are only worthy of appreciating my beauty with their eyes." Then he pointed to He Shan, "Only he can fuck me."

He Shan resolutely performed vomiting on the spot again.

The boys exclaimed: "Rejection is already very unmanly. Faced with such a beauty, you can actually spit it out! Are you a devil!!!"

Qiankoutian Xiaodian suddenly couldn't be sure whether He Shan was human or not. He could tell by his aura completely, but he still wondered if he was too ignorant to know that there is a race of "devil".

He couldn't help but searched on his mobile phone, but he couldn't find an official definition. It seems that "devil" is just an ordinary adjective.

After He Shan vomited, he took a look at Qiankoutian Xiaodian's dumbfounded, shut-up obediently, sniggered in satisfaction, and left the scene without saying hello.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian followed this time, about half a street away, He Shan stopped and warned Qiankoutian Xiaodian as if he couldn't bear it anymore: "Are you a stalker? You end up being a stalker these days It's going to be miserable."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian: "It doesn't count. It's the first time I've been following, so you've discovered it right away because of the poor technology... But if you have that hobby, I can be your exclusive caring little follower." !"

"..." He Shan: "I have nothing to vomit."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian seemed to have heard some great event, and smiled: "Then can I continue to follow you to the ends of the world?"

He Shan felt nauseous even more: "No. If you really like me, just be obedient: don't follow me anymore."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian had no choice but to compromise.

So that night, on his way back to the school dormitory, He Shan met Qiankoutian Xiaodian who was waiting for a rabbit at the school gate again.

There was no anger on He Shan's face, and he said coldly: "Squatting guard is essentially no different from stalking."

Qiankoutian put on a coquettish expression, although he knows the succubus spell, but he has not been charged with "magic power", he really can't use it, he only has a form but no spirit: "I just want to see you Is that okay? If you don’t like it, you can pretend that I don’t exist—but it shouldn’t be possible, after all, I’m so pleasing to the eye, it’s only human that I can’t help but take a few more glances.”

"Are you sure you want to continue this kind of stalker behavior? The consequences will be really, really horrible." He Shan had a treacherous expression on his face again.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian's heart seemed to be hit by an arrow and convulsed. He remembered what He Shan had said about curses and demons when he first met him, and decided to start with the "common language": "By the way, what I said yesterday I want to try the 'curse'..." Before he continued, "Can you help me? There are a lot of people like me lining up to please me, and you must be eager to reach out Help" was interrupted.

He Shan: "There's no need to try that, it's already been resolved. It's the curse of other victims. The criminal gang was deceived by scammers under the name of 'money laundering' when transferring illegal funds."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian: "Ah? What? True or false? A liar should know the tricks well and be more difficult to be deceived, right?"

He Shan: "That's right, liars will believe that their IQ will not be cheated, but the more people believe in themselves, the easier it is to set a FLAG."

"..." Qiankoutian Xiaodian didn't care about those trivial things, and he continued to turn back to the "right way" of his anger: "I'm so touched! You pay so much attention to this matter, you really have always pretended to be me in your heart." !"

He Shan was well prepared this time, and he had something to vomit.