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He Shan's vomit is actually fake.

He used to have a bad habit of carrying a bottle of chili sauce with him, and secretly put it in a friend's cake when he was interested.

On April Fool's Day last year, he discovered that there were "vomit" prank supplies for sale. He gladly prepared some, but unfortunately he never had the chance to use them.

However, after encountering Qiankoutian Xiaodian, I used too much and used up the stock directly.It's incredible that you can still buy it again.

It's a pity that this false "rainbow" has a fatal problem: it is superficial and vain.If you observe calmly, you will find that there is no bad smell, and it is easy to find that it is a joke prop.

He Shan can only cover up this weakness by triggering psychological effects through words or actions.

He stared at the lollipop that Qiankoutian Xiaodian had peeled off the candy wrapper in his hand, and wiped the rainbow stained around his mouth.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian thought of bad feelings very "intelligently", and slipped away clutching his nose and throwing away the candy.

Although the clever trick of fake vomiting is very effective, He Shan feels tired after using it too much, and when he starts to think about how to play with that funny "toy" succubus next time, Qian Koutian is not ashamed. appeared again.

After more than half a year like that, when the feeling of emptiness that he had felt for no reason and inexplicable gradually faded away, the beautiful young man miraculously managed to run into him with justification and justice.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian: "I studied hard and got admitted to the university here, so it is normal for us to run into each other in school, and it has nothing to do with stalking!"

He Shan was actually a little surprised, but he didn't show it: "This is sophistry, and it took so much trouble to sophistry..."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian: "Just to follow you openly, my family is so rich that I don't need to waste time to study in this life, but I went to such trouble to get admitted to this kind of trash university with an insignificant diploma and worthless money, you Isn't it touching?"

Qian Koutian changed his previous coquettish expression a little bit, and his whole face showed a kind of indifferent expression, not so much seductive, more like tricks.

He Shan: "Have you become stupid in reading, and your personality has changed?"

Seeing that He Shan didn't vomit, Qiankoutian Xiaodian's eyes flashed with anticipation irresistibly: "Because after thinking about it, I realized that you don't like Ming Sao, and if it's colder, someone will strike up a conversation with me, so I want to try pretending to be an iceberg beauty." personality."

"..." He Shan thought: Bingshan beauty is very old-fashioned, and this is more like a poisonous tongue attribute.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian noticed that his expression management was a bit out of order, so he hurriedly broke out his face that was almost paralyzed, and coughed lightly: "It seems to be really effective."

But his secretly delighted eyes were quite scorching, and he stared intently at He Shan.

When Qiankoutian didn't speak any explicit flirtatious words, he finally had a normal beauty.As a physiologically normal male, He Shan couldn't be moved.

It's a pity that Qiankoutian's Xiaodian was only normal for a moment, and before He Shan's thoughts were sorted out, he failed: "Then can I go to your bed tonight?"

Although He Shan really wanted to refuse directly, but if the refusal was useful, the succubus would have traveled as far as possible, and would not come to the door again and again.

He changed his mind and aroused his usual bad thoughts.

He put on a treacherous smile, and that expression simply told the other party: there is fraud, welcome to step on the pit.

He said: "Okay, let's go to that... I forgot the name of the hotel, the one opposite the west gate of the school."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian: "Oh, I prefer night raids by climbing windows. Can you tell me the room number after you book it? Add a friend."

"..." He Shan couldn't tell for a moment whether the succubus' request was really strange, or he was just looking for an excuse to add friends.

After adding each other, He Shan: "Actually, you won't need it if you add it. Let's talk about it if you can come tonight."

Qiankoutian looked confused: "??? What do you mean?"

He Shan snickered maliciously: "You knew it on the way here."

Even if there is a huge pit that will kill him in front of the dizzy Qiankoutian Xiaodian, he will probably jump down without hesitation.

That night, He Shan leaned against a lamppost by the side of the road, watching Qiankoutian Xiaodian leisurely hopping from the west gate of the school to the road with cheerful steps.This road is very wide, and Qiankoutian met He Shan's sight while walking halfway, but before he could show his joyful face, he suddenly seemed to have discovered something, with a slightly strange expression on his face, and turned his eyes to the other side. It's not the direction of He Shan.

This is within He Shan's expectation. The succubi are a race stronger than humans, so it is not surprising that they find themselves being followed.Qiankoutian Xiaodian was being righteous, he didn't bring the trouble to He Shan, an ordinary human being, and it seemed that he planned to solve it by himself.

He Shan silently followed the stalker who was staring at Qiankoutian Xiaodian.

The stalker, the hybrid offspring of the toad spirit and the poisonous lizard beast, followed Qiankoutian Xiaodian and turned into a secluded alley—the end was a dead end, and Qiankoutian Xiaodian disappeared.The stalker turned around abruptly, only to see Qiankoutian Xiaodian jumping off the wall behind him, in the blink of an eye, Qiankoutian Xiaodian's movements could not be seen clearly with the naked eye.

After the dust settled, the stalker didn't even feel the slight movement of the air passing by, only felt the cold and pain pierced through his whole body, and in the blink of an eye, he realized that the raised bumps on his body were being pierced by sticks along the edge of his body. The sugar stick passed through, and the huge body was nailed to the wall behind him.The plastic candy stick was embedded in the wall by at least two centimeters.

Obviously he is also a real monster, the ugly stalker tremblingly looked at the succubus in front of him, only two adjectives in his mind - monster.

The stalker was terrified, begging for mercy and quibbling: "Forgive me!!! I haven't done anything yet. You can't even count yourself as an over-defense in such a surprise attack. You are simply indiscriminately injuring innocent people!"

Qiankoutian Xiaodian is not stupid: "Haven't done it yet? That is to say, I am going to do it."

"No no no! Slip of the tongue! Slip of the tongue!"

Qiankoutian Xiaodian couldn't help pinching her nose: "I'm a succubus, so I'm very sensitive to things related to estrus, especially smells. This is not a misunderstanding. What do you want to do to me that will put you in jail. "

The stalker resisted stubbornly: "Hehe, it was captured by the surveillance camera, but you hurt me first. In fact, I really didn't do anything."

It seems that this is not the first time for Qiankoutian Xiaodian to face such shameless criminals, and calmly replied: "Oh, I actually didn't do anything, I slipped my hand and threw it on you when I was throwing out the trash, I'm sorry .”

Qian Koutian quickly peeled off another lollipop, stuffed it into his mouth and pulled it slightly with his hand—the candy stick was broken away, and he held it between his fingertips to play with.Qiankoutian Xiaodian viciously bit the candy in his mouth, while scanning left and right on the stalker, as if looking for a suitable "category" for "trash".

The stalker seemed to want to say something at first, but seeing this set of smooth movements and threatening hints, he was so frightened that he pissed off and didn't dare to say anything.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian finished solving the troubles in front of him, annoyed that "the business was delayed", and was about to rush back immediately to "go to the appointment", but when he turned around, he saw He Shan quietly looking at him not far away.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian, who has always been very confident in her image, didn't think much at all, ran over briskly, and boasted: "You must have come here because you were worried about me, don't be afraid, I am a cute beauty Strong zero, it is easy to deal with this kind of thing."

"I'm not worried." He Shan was quite surprised that the succubus looked so weak and small, but his fighting power was so amazing.

However, if these words were really said, they would definitely be "misunderstood" as words of praise. He Shan continued in a flat tone: "After all, I told him to find you."

The mastermind behind it is certainly not worried about the victim.but!

"Ah?" Qiankoutian Xiaodian looked confused, "Impossible! You look like a human being... you are actually just a human being, how could you get involved with such a disgusting hybrid monster? ? Or is it for me?"

What is "for me"?Obviously it is specially used to deal with you.

He Shan still dislikes Qiankoutian Xiaodian's wording.

He Shan: "To deal with stalkers, of course it is only effective to find more disgusting stalkers."

Qiankoutian looked back at the toad essence monster lizard beast bastard who had taken the opportunity to "slip" halfway, it was really disgusting.

He Shan continued unhurriedly: "That stalker likes to attack the same kind of stalkers the most. When an ordinary stalker encounters himself being followed by such an indescribable monster, he usually wants to gouge out his own eyes, and then Without the eyes, naturally there will be no more stalking behaviors." After speaking, he squinted his eyes and smiled.

"Oh." Qiankoutian blinked his eyes a few times. He didn't quite understand, and he didn't think he needed to understand, but he understood what he really needed: "So what you said about following you will have serious consequences means This? Just this?"

Immediately, he said happily, "Then it doesn't matter if I follow you every day from now on, anyway, this trick is useless to me!"

He Shan: "..." Is this the nemesis?

Then, Qiankoutian regretted it belatedly: "Oh my god! So I've worked hard for half a year and lost so much hair, it's wasted—it's meaningless to be admitted to your university!"

That's gratifying.

Although He Shan is always happy to see people wasting their efforts and regrets endlessly, but at this moment he is a little bit unhappy, probably because he is struggling to find a new way to get rid of the entanglement.

However, according to the law of Zhenxiang, the more you don't want to be entangled, the more you will be entangled to death. It is better to do the opposite and simply welcome Qiankoutian Xiaodian with open arms.Maybe Qiankoutian Xiaodian is just trying to conquer He Shan, and after he succeeds, he will gradually lose his desire like most people in the world.

It doesn't even need to go to that step, after all, He Shan is the one who is more likely to be rejected.

He Shan smiled evilly: "Then shall we continue to open the room tonight?"

Qiankoutian was a little shocked, but the shock was not quite right: "You didn't vomit?"

He Shan wondered if this strange creature just liked the way he vomited.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian continued: "It's rare that I have adjusted my mentality: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder—so your farts are delicious, your poop is also sweet, even if it's vomit..."

"Fuck!!!" He Shan had to interrupt rudely, his scalp exploded directly, at this moment he didn't regret that he didn't prepare the fake rainbow in advance, because he was really sick to the point of throwing up.