lick broken rivers and mountains

For the succubus who had been expecting to be fucked by He Shan all the time, this swear word was completely flattering.

After a period of jumping around, Qiankoutian Xiaodian finally stood in front of He Shan's bed after much tossing, just when he was about to climb up.

"Wait!" He Shan put down the phone in his hand, turned over and got up.

The Dream Demon could feel that He Shan exuded a seductive and wanting to be seduced atmosphere, so Qiankoutian looked at the meat around his mouth, and patiently waited for the person in front of him who wanted to refuse to welcome him to return. What a trick.

He Shan put on his coat and pointed in one direction: "There is a camera in this room."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian fumbled along the direction and found a pinhole probe.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian wondered: "How do you know? It seems to be very experienced?"

He Shan's tone was very casual: "One of my subordinates told me. He was tracking a voyeur, and this is one of the target places of that voyeur."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian's face was full of disbelief: "Are you... are you a sophomore this year?"

He Shan: "Yes. What's the matter?" Why did the topic suddenly jump to age?

Qiankoutian looked like he understood in seconds: "No wonder...the age of the older middle schooler.

He Shan was a little upset, although he originally thought that the other party would not believe him immediately.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian then said with eyes full of infatuation: "No wonder I have a special crush on you, I have always liked the second disease!"

He Shan: "..." He really didn't want to say thank you at all.

He Shan went to the window and opened the curtains, looking at a residential building: "That voyeur is a half-demon mixed with painted skin ghosts and humans. His hobby is secretly taking pictures of other people's private parts, such as skirts, toilets and love hotels." .”

Qiankoutian Xiaodian didn't seem to care too much: "According to your usual thinking, do you want to make up next: To deal with this kind of dirty criminal, you need to find an even more insane stalker to mess with him?"

With an expression of "I didn't expect you to know me so well", He Shan pointed to a window diagonally opposite: "Yes, as soon as he goes out now, he will be photographed in 360 degrees without dead ends, and every nose hair can be seen. Qing, after three days and three nights in a row, he received e-mails of real-time sneak photos of ugly photos all the time, and he couldn’t go out behind closed doors. It’s a pity that the couriers and takeaways he received would be equipped with pinhole cameras. He I didn't dare to call the police, after all, I would put myself in the detention center. But this is just the beginning."

Then He Shan smiled gloatingly, and pointed to the entrance and exit of the residential building with his eyes—a "person" who wrapped himself up tightly in clothes, hats, masks and sunglasses on a hot day sneaked away.

He Shan: "I don't know where he plans to escape."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian still had a look of disbelief, and he felt that this bedtime story was a bit boring.

But he's not bored right away, because Ho-san takes him straight to the house of the half-mixed stalker, to prove that what he said is true.

Faced with multiple monitors in the room "live-streaming" various unsightly images in real time, Qiankoutian Xiaodian could only exclaim inwardly: It turned out to be real!

He had to re-examine the innocent smiling ordinary human being in front of him, and after a while, he thought about it: If the current incident is just a coincidence, the second-degree disease is cute; if He Shan really has sex with criminals, The devil and the like are involved, and it seems to be cheating to fight evil with evil.

It's a pity that He Shan's motives and actions are not so righteous as to fight evil with evil.

Just like He Shan's classmate once said: He is not a good person.

He Shan set one of the video windows to "full screen", turned the volume to the maximum, and said to Qiankoutian Xiaodian in a hearty tone: "Look, the stalker who followed you just now has a miserable end. .”

in the video.

A rapist was exercising forcibly while gloating at the victim's toad monster hybrid monster: "I heard that you like to stalk and follow others, and you will be obsessed if you find a good catch? Didn't you ever think that one day you would be able to personally kill people?" 'Enjoy' this courtesy? Huh? You also think it's fun to have those victims being played by you, right? You must be very happy now, right? It took me a lot of hard work to hug you, don't you Do you earn blood? Huh?"

……

He Shan interjected in a timely manner: "The rapist is a hybrid of the rotten maggot demon, the offspring of the alien, and the cockroach spirit. He looks really... an adjective that cannot be described. He likes to attack the same kind the most, and claims to be particularly exciting .”

The angle of the candid shot was not good, and the portrait was blurry. However, because the scene was too bloody and unsightly, Qiankoutian Xiaodian just took a half-eye view before throwing up—the kind of really throwing up.

Qiankoutian lost all interest, and was greatly shaken by the character of He Shan, who was able to stand aside and face the scene of the crime calmly.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian has always exuded a very aggressive aura, so after "retreating" he seemed to be extremely weak, which instead aroused He Shan's evil thoughts.

He Shan was a little closer to Qiankoutian, and he found that the vomit on the ground had no impurities. Although it looked thick, it was like clear water on the whole, and the smell was not bad. It was sour mixed with lychee essence. Flavor—could it be that Qiankoutian Xiaodian only ate lychee-flavored lollipops and nothing else?

Qiankoutian Xiaodian looked more attractive and charming than usual, even if there was half a drop of stomach acid and sugar mixture standing on his lips, it didn't spoil the scenery.

"Even the vomit is delicious" - He Shan fell ill for some reason, and strangely completed the second half of Qiankoutian Xiaodian's unspoken sentence in his mind.

This terrible sentence made him frightened himself, his scalp was numb, and his whole head seemed to be hit and smashed by a giant lollipop.

His mind experienced a landslide, and his whole mentality collapsed.Maybe it was also mixed with mischievous psychology, he sneaked close to Qiankoutian Xiaodian's face, kissed it mouth to mouth, and licked away the half drop.

When it's over, I still have to wait and see Qiankoutian Xiaodian's reaction as if the trick has succeeded.

Qiankoutian's body and mind are all bad: "No! I don't want such a disgusting first kiss!!!"

"First kiss?" He Shan's emphasis was on the word "first", indeed, who would have thought that such a coquettish succubus would have such pure lips.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian seemed to understand what He Shan wanted to express, and was dissatisfied: "Is there any problem?! Although I am pure physically, my heart is very dirty."

He Shan: "..."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian hadn't finished roaring yet: "Is it so important what's outside your heart? Don't get distracted, although I know what I said and behaved are disgusting, but! Don't want to treat me like this! Too Too much!!"

He Shan felt that he had finally "won" a round.The best thing about him is making other people unhappy.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian: "Facing me so easy to see, even vomit... No! Vomit has nothing to do with appearance! To put it another way-to see a peerless beauty that can be enchanted for many years at a glance, you can also Doing such a perverted behavior! And the most important thing... that stalker also likes to play tricks, you asked him to deal with me? Are you a devil?!"

He Shan took it for granted: "Yes, I am the devil."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian: "There is no such thing as a 'devil'. Are you still recovering from your secondary illness?"

"This kind of disease is not so easy to cure." He Shan said indifferently, "There are so many monsters and monsters in this world, all kinds of strange races, if there really are demons, they must be ordinary humans— —Didn’t it be said that the most vicious thing in the world is the human heart?”

Qiankoutian Xiaodian: "Are you calling yourself vicious?"

He Shan: "In my eyes, 'vicious' is not a curse. After all, my three views are not right. I imitate the devil's way of bewitching people's souls with words, and use profit to drive those wicked people to kill other criminals, not to control the wicked , not to reform the bad guys, but because the bad guys are only afraid of things worse than themselves - it's so fun to watch them get the shit out of them when they deserve it."

Qiankoutian called the police.

He Shan, who provided convenience for the criminals and was even suspected of being the mastermind, was sent to prison one by one.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian is not selfless, he is neither rational nor emotional, as a succubus, he will only follow his true desires.

However, He Shan's threat of "you won't get my body if I go to jail" has no effect at all, Qiankoutian Xiaodian replied: "Even if it is a prison, this succubi can still climb the wall. I can also play prison PLAY. "

So in prison, during foreplay.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian was a little curious: "Why did you agree to be my follower so easily today? Is being in prison so efficient at making people behave?"

He Shan no longer made excuses: "I was greedy for your body, but I always suspected that you were sent by someone maliciously to trick me."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian fully accepted this explanation: "I see. I knew that you must like me for being so good-looking. If you don't like me, you must be arrogant."

He Shan: "...I really don't like your personality."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian: "Oh, so you like everything else?"

He Shan: "..." By default.

Qiankoutian Xiaodian continued to ask: "Then how was my suspicion cleared?"

He Shan: "Do you still remember that peeping tom? It was he who always looked at me disliked. He felt that I was just an ordinary human being but could dictate to so many demons and ghosts. He was very unbalanced and set up a situation for us to meet. It is said that you are The best looking creature he's ever peeped at, sure to make me fall, and then just wait to see how stupid I am being fascinated?"

Qiankoutian was shocked: "...how did you know about this kind of thing? Can you get such detailed outside information in prison?"

He Shan: "Coincidentally, the voyeur was killed by a murderer, and the murderer was accidentally caught. It just so happens that he lives next door to me now. He told me."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian continued to be shocked: "Next door? I seemed to catch a glimpse when I passed by just now. Is that black creature a murderer?"

He Shan: "Well, he is a hybrid offspring of Fagui and Slug Demon. The black mass is actually the hair around his body, which is covered with his snot, which is poisonous. He is best at killing with poison, and he prefers to kill with poison." There are ghosts and ghosts on the killer. He said that he may be counter-killed at any time, which is very exciting. I also just found out that the peeping tom had killed a demon before. Maybe he just wanted to take advantage of me to make him unconscious Time to take my life?"

Qiankoutian Xiaodian took the opportunity to seduce: "So you are safe in prison with all your beard and tail now, do you want to thank me well?"

He Shan: "No thanks, a heinous person like me is bound to die a good death, but being in jail always feels boring."

Qiankoutian got a little angry: "Huh? With me here, no, no, energy?"

……

The fallen He Shan inadvertently confessed that he had been playing hard to get, and even hoped to kidnap Qiankoutian Xiaodian morally.

He Shan: If one day I am really killed by someone, will you accompany me to die a bad death?

Naturally, he would not ask such unattainable questions.And the moment this question formed in his heart, he knew what his real retribution was.

He Shan: "Liking you may be my greatest retribution."

Qiankoutian Xiaodian recklessly commented: "This retribution will allow you to meet me, you really made a lot of money."

……

It's a pity that Qiankoutian Xiaodian will not get a good result in the hands of the devil.Whatever you want, the devil won't give you.

He has been hung up on his appetite for a lifetime, and he looks like a teenager in the end, he has never succeeded in extracting its essence, only to be robbed and forcibly taken.

The author has something to say: That lick... makes me feel bad. After the end of Arrow Speed, I think writing about char siu is better than writing this...