He Shen and Tanuki

If this is a strategy game, then as the protagonist, He Yu feels that he has just been woken up from his sleep by the alarm clock, and he has already been NTRed.

The atmosphere at this time was very strange.Fang Li and Yu Ci sat on the same side of the sofa, staring at He Yu on the other side.He Yu almost wanted to slap the table and roar, the agreed front is the same!He felt sad from his heart, his acting skills were free, and he covered his pale lips with trembling hands: "We agreed to be each other's bubble wrap, Smecta!" His face was full of "ghost" Two words!

Fang Li ignored those painful eyes, and twisted his body softly to fall into Yu Ci's embrace: "Ci'er, dear, I still love you! Pure boyish heart!" Yu Ci put his hand against his forehead just before he leaned on his body, raised his eyebrows and sneered: "Oh? Why do I feel that if I don't come, you will be shameless?" Then he withdrew his strength Leaning his body, Fang Li successfully buried his face in the sofa.

Tears glistened in He Yu's eyes, and he gritted his silver teeth in his heart.It really made the whole zoo go crazy, it's really shameless to throw a hug!The main room is sitting here with a clean face, okay? !In the bottom of my heart, I have mentioned Fang Li￥%#￥* countless times, and He Yu pretended to be surprised and opened his eyes wide, and looked over with an epiphany: "He called you Ci'er...you are the Ci'er who controls the lifeline of the entire tractor economy Little princess!"

Fangli 32K's shining flattering smile just froze on his face.

Yu Ci said "oh" thoughtfully, smiling happily: "Really? So I can not only control your life, but also the economic lifeline of all tractors, student Fangli?" He squeezed Fang Li's chin and pointed it at himself, "So... I haven't settled with you for sending me haha."

Woah?Fang Li blinked his eyes in a daze, maintaining the posture of raising his chin and thinking through the stitches. Suddenly, a blessing came to his heart, and aggressive eyes swished and swept He Yu in groups.Definitely this guy did something weird when he replied to the text message just now!Yu Ci's hand tightly pinched Fang Li's chin to prevent him from turning his face. Fang Li could only stare at He Yu out of the corners of his eyes, with the whites of his eyes about to roll up into the sky like a "pig teammate hahaha".

He Yu was terrified by the cute little eyes, and pretended not to see, lowered his head and said, "Didn't you tell me that hehe meant friendship?"

Fang Li immediately wanted to smear his stupid self on the glass coffee table in front of him.He seemed to see that in Yu Ci's eyes, there was a fierce light of cutting off children and grandchildren...

The final scene still turned into Yuci crossing his legs and interrogating the adulterer on the opposite side.

Fang Li rolled his eyes and nostrils and hummed to the weather, while He Yu stared at a red mark on his chin, feeling so distressed that he just wanted to reach out to touch it, but was opened by a loud slap. "Hehe." Fang Li turned around, rolled his eyes in a different direction.He Yu really likes his small appearance, as if his heart is being scratched viciously by a little civet cat, but in fact he doesn't exert much force, itching, numb, crispy and soft.

Before He Yu completely melted into a pile of bubble wrap, Yu Ci, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke in an unceremonious tone: "Sorry, maybe I should introduce myself. My name is Yu Ci. Little Gongju. I grew up with Fang Li, and I have always cared for mentally handicapped children. Who are you?"

Fang Li almost choked out a mouthful of blood from Yu Ci's brazenness.Crit x1.

He Yu stared at the sofa god sitting on Yuci's head, and said unhurriedly: "I am He Yu, a bubble wrap god."

Crit x 2.

The second half of the sentence will only make others think that you have a strange skeleton, young man!

Yu Ci's eyes widened in surprise: "The God of Bubble Paper? Really! It's amazing!"

He Yu accepted the reverent gaze with a smile.

Yu Ci burst out laughing suddenly, bending over and covering his stomach, he couldn't help himself: "Hahahaha what the hell! Are you the bubble paper god and I'm the Jade Emperor hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

He Yu didn't speak, and suddenly rushed forward and grabbed Yu Ci's wrist, put two fingers on it, closed his eyes and shook his head for a while, then opened his eyes to meet Yu Ci's hazy eyes with tears in his eyes, and paused every word Said: "According to your pulse, you should be the Queen Mother."

Yu Ci's smile froze in a strange arc.

Fang Li couldn't help but couldn't roll his eyes any longer, and rolled happily on the sofa. He Yu returned to his original position refreshed and sat down, and stretched out his hand to grab someone who was about to fall off the sofa. .Fang Li fell into He Yu's arms, crouching and laughing non-stop, his face flushed. He Yu patted him gently on the back, rubbed Fang Li's soft hair with his hands, and raised his head with a provocative look.

Yu Ci adjusted his emoji face a long time ago, and sneered, "I now believe that you are the god of bubble wrap. Look at this appearance of dissatisfaction with desire and dissatisfaction, it is only for an old monster who has been empty and lonely for hundreds of years."

Today's third out of control facial expression appeared on He Yu's face.

Yu Ci euphemistically said that he came to find Fang Li today for the sake of his summer homework. According to Fang Li's pissing nature, he would only stare at math problems.Resigned to his fate, Fang Li was thrown in front of the snow-white math homework, picked up the pen and rubbed it a few times, thinking that if he was found dead in front of the math problem one day, maybe the epitaph would be engraved with "I have struggled with mathematics all my life." The outstanding hero of "!

A generation of great men!The fragrance disappears and the jade dies!

Fangli covered his head heavily.

Yu Ci moved the stool and sat next to Fang Li to supervise. He Yu didn't understand these unfathomable things at all, and couldn't help him, so he could only tease Fang Li's raised head through the air Damn, thinking, what to do to reward the civet cat tonight?Or make his favorite creme brulee.

As the saying goes, if you want to catch a man, you must first catch his stomach!

... In the end, the metaphor that his skin was thicker than the city wall indicated that he would also stay and eat.

He Yu was very distressed when he saw Fang Li lying down, and he didn't care about the great cause of revenge against Yuci, so he started to prepare a sumptuous meal.

After the meal, Fang Li ate and drank enough, went into the bathroom with a round belly, and stared blankly at himself in the mirror.In just one afternoon, the flesh on the cheeks was rapidly fading away at a speed visible to the naked eye.He sniffled, smelled the pudding wafting in through the crack of the door, and felt his second stomach ready to move.

Inadvertently, he glanced at the toiletries belonging to He Yu on the countertop, which had obviously been tidied up.Old Fangli blushed, and the scenes of the morning flashed through his mind like a movie. He always thought he was a rough guy, and he was not as sensitive as that, but when he recalled it now, it was like a throbbing of the soul. coaxing his limpness and submission.

Fang Li's eyes were instantly radiant and radiant.It's different when people are too talented, and it's so thought-provoking to say anything!He once again deeply condemned his sins, walked out slowly, sat down at the dining table, and smiled kindly and gratifiedly at He Yu's diligent back.

Yu Ci propped his chin and looked at Fang Li, taking in all his little movements and reactions.The pure ♂ love and small virgin ♂ man is different, people eat up all the tofu and still yell not to send it again?As an experienced elder and a landowner who has squeezed long-term workers for many years, shouldn't he make a proper mention?

The metaphor of conscience once in 500 years fell into deep thinking.At this moment, two servings of creme brulee were brought up, and the air was immediately filled with a rich aroma. Delicious food has always been a pleasant mood.Yu Ci was quite satisfied with the presentation, took the fork handed over by He Yu, and was about to insert a piece, but suddenly turned his hand and dragged the pudding in front of Fangli to his face, and said confidently, "Your The portion is bigger than mine" and quickly forked a large piece into his mouth.In the next second, his face turned green, and the salt in his mouth made his oral muscles curl up in pain.He looked at He Yu with a "fucking" face, but found that he was wiping the residue from the corner of Fang Li's mouth and putting it into his mouth. Although the scene was very bloody, Yu Ci could clearly see the danger in He Yu's eyes of light.

Today's metaphors are also contributing to the light of mankind!

He Yu noticed Yu Ci's gaze, and just cast a casual glance.Yu Ci laughed back in anger, this scheming bitch obviously thought that he would do this before exchanging puddings in advance, so many minds deserve abstinence for hundreds of years, but don't be angry, a young man in his prime can't beat the dying years The old man is very normal.In this case, it seems that there is nothing wrong with him, and He Yu can easily get Fang Li by himself.

Fang Li, who was eating pudding, suddenly had a chill down his spine.

After driving Yu Ci away, it was getting late, so Fang Li was urged to rest.It was really sleepy, Fang Li gave up and agreed to He Yubao's request, but almost fell asleep in the swaying arms.He Yu carefully placed Fangli on the bed, his eyes that could see clearly at night fixed on Fangli's quiet face.I don't know how long it took, and after confirming that Fang Li was really asleep, he covered his upper body, kissed his slightly parted lips fiercely, sucked the two lips in his mouth, and pried open the teeth further without satisfaction. It took a long time to leave after attacking the city.He gently stroked his slightly red and swollen pitiful lips, smiling meaningfully.

This contented sigh from the soul is a poison that cannot be quit for a lifetime.

"You will always be mine. No matter how long it takes, I will find you."

The golden eyes flickered in the thick night, and gradually dimmed.

The author has something to say:

I deeply understand my own incompetence, so if I go on like this, I may update OJZ twice a week at most, and I will face the wall【【

But no one will watch it, just be happy (^o^)/