He Shen and Tanuki

Sometimes when Fang Li wakes up in a daze, he will see He Yu tugging at his hair with a melancholy expression, carefully pulling it out from under him in bunches.Sometimes it hurts to pull a little bit harder, and the face will twitch in pain.Fang Li took a rough glance under him, then rolled into He Yu's arms along the direction where his long hair came loose, and fell asleep.He Yu shed noble and angry tears, ruthlessly pushed away Fang Li who was sticking to him, and began to twitch his hair bit by bit, his eyebrows wrinkled pitifully.

He Yu's hair was indeed very long, and it was almost dragging to the ground when he first emerged from the bubble wrap.Fang Li is an old man who is not careful enough, so he let it go like this, and now no matter where he walks with his hair on, the place is shining with the brilliance of rebirth.

Fang Li, who was buried in the social practice report, finally discovered the abnormality.He called He Yu, took his hand calmly, and said embarrassingly, "It's my fault for ignoring this problem all this time. You should braid your hair. Wait, I'll learn." He held his hand The papers were flying all over the sky, and he turned around and opened the browser nimbly.

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Isn't it time to get a haircut?

Listening to Fang Li's passionate typing on the keyboard, He Yu comforted himself, it's a rare experience, how many gods can make his wife make up a post!

Fang Li, who is studying hard, has no idea that his title has risen to a higher level!

However, a few hours later, He Yu sat in front of the mirror, slowly raised his hand and pointed to the mirror, complaining desperately: "What is this?!" His voice was almost crying!

On the self in the mirror, there is an oval-shaped unidentified object on the left and right sides, one large and one small, all hanging limply on the top of the head, and the messy broken hair is all drilled out of the oval-shaped object, forming a strange shape. The entire scalp still has a strong numbness due to the force of the twists and turns.Looking up, there is Fang Li's embarrassed smile, trying to hide a comb with several broken teeth and a large pile of black hair wrapped around it behind him.

He Yu remembered that it was a brand new comb with artistic beauty a few hours ago.

Fang Li's smile is very cute, with a hint of flattery: "It's a ball head, do you like it?"

He Yu kicked away the pile of messy short hair under his feet, covered his face with his hands and ran away humbly.

Fang Li looked at the comb in his hand, at the black hair on the ground, at He Yu's lonely and sad running back, and began to clean up the scene with a guilty conscience.After tidying up hastily, he went to look for He Yu, and finally found him in the bedroom.He Yu sat on the edge of the bed with his back on his back, still with his natural ball head, his eyes passed through the glass window and fell to an unknown place.

There are noisy cicadas singing in summer, and naturally there will be no less green leaves that can pinch water.Not far away is a big tree, with smooth branches stretched out, covered with layers of greenery, and seems to be afraid of being hurt, dripping hot sunlight from the gaps between the leaves.Fang Li was looking out, when he suddenly saw He Yu raised his hand, pointed at a certain place on the big tree, moved his lips and said slowly: "When the last green leaf falls, I will pass away. "

...Fang Li looked in the direction of He Yu's finger, but only saw the branches crowded with emerald green leaves, "But it's summer now."

He Yu's eyelids twitched, and he stuck to his designated direction unmoved.In a few seconds, Fang Li really saw the green leaves on a branch falling down in pieces, and after a while, only a small piece of the branch was left, twirling in the wind.

Fangli: "..."

The little worm on the last green leaf realized something was wrong with hindsight. As soon as he looked up, he saw He Yu's strange shape, and his fear was swept away, so he rolled on the green leaf happily, but one of them rolled off the leaf without paying attention. down.

He Yu gloated in his heart and laughed wantonly.

Naturally, Fang Li didn't see these things, and he didn't have the mood to joke at this time. His eyes deliberately skipped the two unknown objects with strange paintings, and poked He Yu with his fingers: "I'm sorry."

He Yu: "Look, the leaf that swaggers in the air is so fragile, just like my life that is about to wither!"

Fang Li stretched out his hand and poked He Yu again: "It's my fault this time, and I didn't expect my own skills..." Fang Li coughed, as a master of a generation, he can't tie his hair! "As compensation, I promise you one thing unconditionally! And I will take you to cut your hair immediately!"

He Yu finally turned his head: "Really?"

The raccoon chick nodded like a pecking rice.

He Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Then I will call you little civet cat from now on." God knows how painful it is to only yell in my heart and be careful not to say anything!

Fang Li shot suspicious eyes: "What the hell?"

Having "raccoon" in the name has indeed been used as a joke, but it is the first time that it has been properly asked.Is it really appropriate to call a man like that!

He Yu looked at him with sad eyes: "Actually, you were a civet cat in your previous life, do you know that?"

Fang Li narrowed his eyes: "No, I am the Tathagata Buddha."

It is absolutely whimsical to want to go out with He Yu's current appearance.Leaving aside these things, the color of the eyes alone is a troublesome matter.Fang Li thought for a while and made a bold decision: "Let's go out like this! The people's brains are even more amazing than mine!" Then he started to work on He Yu's horrible hairstyle.After rough tidying up, the two went out the door one after the other.He Yu reminisced about Fang Li's docile service just now and the half of his white chest that was exposed when he bent over close, and he laughed idioticly all the way.

There is a barber shop nearby.Just as he was walking in, he saw a guy with cockscomb hair leaning on the sofa at the door and playing with his mobile phone. He heard footsteps and was about to raise his head to ask habitually. When he saw that it was Fang Li, he immediately threw the phone away and hugged him. : "Liu Li, you are here!"

Fang Li who slammed his face on the little brother's chest: "..."

He Yu, who was rigidly ignored: "..."

"Qinqin, don't make trouble, I'm not the one cutting hair today," Fang Li broke away, "It's him. Remember to cut it nicely, or I'll be sorry for others."

Qinqin looked at He Yu, with a strange look floating between the two of them.

"You fucked him?"

He Yu's face suddenly turned green like that frog doll on the counter.

Fang Li slapped the erect cockscomb head and said, "Get out!" The cockscomb head immediately collapsed radially.

The onlookers immediately turned their heads and silently worked on the work at hand.

With a mournful face, Qinqin took He Yu to wash her hair with her funnel hairstyle, while Fang Li sat there watching TV.Seeing that Fang Li didn't pay attention, Qinqin bumped into He Yu and asked shyly, "Hey, what's your name?"

He Yu did not squint: "He Yu."

Little brother: ... why is the handsome guy so unfriendly and hehehe me as soon as he comes up!

He Yu's long hair has long been horrible after Fang Li's treatment, and Qinqin lost a lot of He Yu's hair when she straightened it out.He Yu was led to sit down on a chair, and before he could fully relax, he saw Qinqin preparing tools, holding a pair of scissors and smiling wildly at the mirror, a white light flashed coldly on the knife.Fang Li, who was sitting not far away, trembled all over, and quickly instructed: "Cut the most common hairstyle." Qinqin sighed regretfully, had to change into a pair of scissors without special effects, and started Work.

Although she is a bit of a snake, Qinqin's first principle is to be a dedicated and dedicated servant of the people.The scissors fluttered up and down in his hands like brisk butterflies, making people dazzled, and when they were cut to the point of forgetfulness, he would close his eyes and hold his hands to make big cuts.This side is contented, but Fang Li is frightened, so he has no choice but to look away and pretend not to understand.

After a while, Qinqin opened her eyes and looked at the overall effect in the mirror, and her gaze fell on He Yu's eyes. While correcting the blemishes, he casually asked, "Did you wear golden colored contact lenses?"

He Yu still didn't look sideways: "No, I'm the Bubble Wrap God."

Crit x N.Fang Li choked back a mouthful of old blood, and told himself not to forget to tell He Yu not to talk nonsense next time!

"Puff haha ​​what the hell!" Qinqin shook her hands and laughed wildly, "Have you passed the second term yet, kid? Hahahahaha..." With such a smile, her hands continued to move, only to hear a "click", why? The back of Yu's head suddenly felt a pain and a chill, and Qinqin's devilish laughter also stopped at the same time.

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He Yu reached out to the back of his head, and as expected, touched his soft scalp.

Qinqin's hand, which was stiff in place, trembled, and the curving and charming hair dangled and spun several times in the air before falling to the ground.

He Yu remained silent, looking directly into the mirror.Sure enough, Fang Li laughed like a wild horse running wild behind him.Fang Li is actually a little guilty, but today's development is too much to stop!Seeing He Yu's resentful expression, Fang Li immediately solemnly raised three fingers and swore: "I can take you to buy a hat!"

In order to express her apology, Qinqin said that she would not be charged for the haircut this time, and she waved her hand with tears in her eyes when she sent the two to the gate to say that she would come again next time.It is rare for He Yu to be afraid of a human being, so he dragged Fang Li away quickly.Fang Li turned his head and waved with a smile, saying that he would come again next time.He Yuyi tugged at him forcefully: "Follow!"

Fang Li was held by the hand and walked behind He Yu, but after a while, He Yu didn't show any intention of letting go.The eyes of others have already cast their eyes on Fang Li, who tried to break free with a little force, but He Yu's strength was a little stronger, and he firmly restrained his wrist.

Fang Li looked at the back of He Yu's head in a daze.The back of the head is ruined, I don't know if people are stupid or not.He Yu's muffled voice suddenly sounded from the front: "You have to give me more compensation."

Fangli: "...Oh."

"Don't laugh at me."

"it is good."

...and then took He Yu to walk in the opposite direction.

The other hand is hanging on the hand, the heavy weight, the sticky skin intertwined, the small throbbing flowing along the limbs and bones, dissolving the red thread tied between the two hearts in the restless blood.

Fang Li grinned.

"Hehe, don't run around if you don't know the way. You're going in the wrong direction."

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